I've heard of people who hate the noise of chalk scraping blackboards, and for a long time I thought it was just an excuse for these people to be bored with school. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info At this moment I changed my mind - the constant cacophony forced me to leave a sweet dream.

It was probably a sweet dream, because as soon as I opened my eyes and saw the hideous face of the rotten cave illuminated by the overhead lamp of my helmet, I forgot the content of the dream, and only left a vague aftertaste of contentment.

When I woke up, the sound stopped.

Why am I falling asleep here? No, now is not the time to think about it. I had to find the source of the sticky feeling on the back of my whole body. I looked up as best I could, and found myself stuck to the ground with a thick, yellow juice that was hot and damp, and had not yet solidified, and I could sit up with a little force, but the silk I had pulled out of my body had to be cut with a sword.

"Wake up?" A man's voice came from behind me, and I was so frightened that I almost threw my sword to the ground.

Standing behind me was a creature of adult male stature, sitting with his back to me in a yellow liquid, covered in brown and black substance, and when he looked back at me, his gray eyes......

"Huh?"

No, how do I think this person is familiar? I checked the markings on the life probe -- the dot that represented him was blue.

"Are you wondering where you've seen me now?" He shifted to a sitting position facing me, "We've seen each other for three seconds before you wake up." ”

"No, it shouldn't be this ......"

"Yes, not really, I have to think about where to start." He closed his eyes quietly, as if we were drinking tea and playing the piano in a loft somewhere high and mountainous, rather than staying in a hole where I don't know when something would come out.

"Uh, you just have to tell me......"

"Let's start with the earthquake," he smiled and opened his eyes, "and you raised your gun at me, and the cave collapsed. ”

"Well, and then what?"

"You were emotionally unstable and very hostile at the time."

When he said this, it seemed that there was such a thing, and I only remember that he seemed to have killed a lot of things, but I have no memory of the specific details.

"Then, I slipped into your hallucinations."

"Huh?"

Ignoring my expression, he continued to speak slowly, "It's funny, we've only had three seconds, but it's enough for your subconscious to imagine every detail of the next development. And I was able to restore that plot and create an environment where you can act according to your subconscious, observing the possibilities in your mind. We're a great match. ”

"Wait a minute!" Slowly, I felt something very shameful memories popping up in my head.

"In your fantasies, I'm a corpse, and you've been talking to myself."

"Hey! Stop it! ”"Then your fantasy me woke up, and you began to talk about your emotional difficulties."

"If you keep talking, I'm going to stab you with a knife!"

"Oh, you sang to me."

"You're going to die!" I tried to get out of the yellow slime, trying to rush over and cover his mouth, but was knocked to the ground. I struggled to get up, and my hand touched a round object in the slime, and I grabbed it and threw it at him without thinking about it, and he easily reached out and grabbed it, and then put it in his hand and played with it.

"It's only been three seconds, and you can't see me clearly, but you can still imagine it as the beginning of an encounter story, and try to make all the circumstances serve your fantasies as much as possible."

"Okay, what the hell do you want?" I gave up the struggle and just knelt down in the yellow pulp, "Isn't it true that the more ashamed I feel, the more pleasant you feel, pervert." ”

"That's right." He nodded seriously, "It's very interesting, it's the first time I've met a human with such a strong imagination, from the time you see me to the time you give birth to this series of hallucinations, it's completely a reflexive behavior, and the subconscious mind alone can already delusion to this extent." ”

"Thank you so much for the compliment." I was still angry when I thought about it, and I touched a few pieces of things from the mud and threw them at him, but I was angry that they didn't hit.

"Speaking of compliments, you complimented my eyes in your head."

"It's beautiful. If you hadn't had these eyes, I would have thrown a knife at you and stabbed you through it. ”

"Then I'll give you one." As he spoke, he actually reached out and pulled one off and handed it to me. His eyes shimmered mysteriously in the palm of his hand, obviously gray-black, but surprisingly bright.

The vigilance that I didn't know where to slip just now finally regained my whole body.

"You...... What is it? I clenched the gun at my waist vigilantly.

"Sure enough, these eyes are very important, as soon as I took them off, you began to hate me." He looked at the eyeball thoughtfully for a moment, then casually shoved it back.

"Answer me!" Although I knew very well that if this creature did have a way to get into my head, all my resistance would be pointless, but I raised my gun in vain.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, what you just didn't count, let's start over, okay?"

"Start what?"

"I'll introduce myself, ah, no, I don't have a name. You can name me, whatever you want. ”

"Mud Monster."

"Okay, my name is Mud Monster. What is your name? ”

"Why did you tell you?"

"I really shouldn't have taken my eyes off, you're starting to be very unfriendly, it's my fault. But just now I transported you to this relatively safe place, please believe that I have no ill will towards you. ”

"Relatively safe?" I opened my mouth wide and pointed to him, my glued knee at this moment.

"This is the excrement of the gills of the stone umbrella, and the balls mixed in it are its clumped feces. Most of the creatures in this cave hate the smell of its feces, so they won't come near us, and even the gill itself won't approach its own feces, so it's safe. ”

I quickly sliced the slime with my sword so that I could get up from the cesspool.

"What the hell are you?" At this moment, I feel that my patience has reached the limit.

"I'm human."

"How is it possible for humans to survive in such a place?"

"Huh? You clearly believed it in your hallucination. ”

"How can humans see my hallucinations?"

"Okay, okay," he said, retracting his legs from sitting cross-legged, stood up, and bowed deeply to me, "I made a joke just now, I'm very sorry, but I actually heard you talking in your sleep. ”

"Do you think I look like a good deceit?"

"So what can I do, under normal circumstances, even if I say I'm an alien, I'm still going to be considered crazy." He began to wipe the mud from his face back and forth, as if to show his annoyance.

"If only you had said you were an alien."

"You believe? Would you rather believe that I am an alien than that I am a human being? According to your rules, if you say you're an alien, you'll be taken to a mental hospital. ”

"Why don't I believe it, don't you see where this is? This hell place, all - all - aliens, okay? ”

"Oh, excuse me, but what you hallucinated was true? I thought you made it up. Oh, but that way, it does explain ......"

I couldn't help but let out a long breath with a low voice.

"So I'm going to find a way out of this damn broken cave, what do you want to do? Will you let me go, or will you fight with me? ”

"You are a girl, how can you be as savage as a man."

"And what do you want?"

"You were still very well-behaved when you spoke in the hallucination just now, but unfortunately I was in your mind at the time and couldn't see your expression."

"I'm gone, goodbye."

I tried to restart the aircraft as far as I could, as far as I could.

As expected, it failed.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"Go to ......" I was about to point in the direction I was facing, but suddenly I found a huge fleshy pink ass in the distance, blocking the passage tightly.

"Just now I was sitting here watching the two stone umbrella gill fight, both of them were injured and all of them died, so the road was blocked, and you woke up as soon as they finished fighting."

It seems that the sound of chalk scratching the blackboard just now should be made by them, and as for the specific part that came out, I refuse to think about it.

"On the other side, I came with you on my back, and it's been blocked by stones."

"Then blast away." I pulled out my gun again.

"It's better not to, there are too many creatures behind that rock, there have been several earthquakes, and several big guys have been blocked inside, even if you go in, you will be trapped."

I looked at the stone suspiciously, and sure enough, the edges of the life detector showed a dense patch of red dots.

"So what do you say?"

"Boom this way." He gestured to the ****** on the other end.

I still couldn't fully believe his words, so I circled in all directions, and according to the results of the life detector, it was true that only the direction of the ass had the fewest enemies.

"Trust me. I was going to take you to the exit through this road when I was in the middle of the earthquake, but I had to stop when I was halfway through and I ran into a fight between these two. ”

"How do you know where the exit is?"

"I've been here for a long time, and I know the whole structure of the cave, if you're willing to take my word for it, of course."

"Humans throughout the sub-chasm have visited so many times, and have never found an alien species that is intelligent enough to talk...... Are you with them? ”

"Of course not. I don't know why I'm here, though, I seem to have been hit hard, and my whole brain is in a state of confusion, and I can only process very simple information. When I opened my eyes, I was already in the cave, surrounded by creatures that couldn't communicate, and outside the cave, and I just walked around the cave trying to find answers. Until I sensed you, I thought it was some new alien creature, but I didn't expect it to be humans. So I'm actually very excited. ”

"Whatever, I just want to get out of here."

I raised my gun in the ass and fired a dozen shots in quick succession before I punched the lump of flesh through a hole that I could crawl out of.

“…… Do you really want to pass through here? ”

"Yes, only this road is the safest for you, and you won't run into any monsters along the way."

"Why?"

"Because in front of this is their excretory tract."