Chapter 21: Slut Couple
Hearing this voice that made him extremely disgusted, Yang Mutian forcibly endured the feeling of disgust in his heart, and turned his head to look at the owner of the voice-a young man who looked less than thirty years old, about one meter six or five tall, with some sharp-beaked monkey gills, and his face was full of teasing smiles at this time. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
This young man's name is Hao Jian, and the name of the protagonist of a Spring Festival Gala sketch is the same, and Yang Mutian is counted... neighbors. However, unlike Yang Mutian, who is alone, Hao Jian, who lives upstairs from Yang Mutian, lives together as a family.
Hao Jian, in one sentence, is a person like his name, and in one word he is cheap. This can be seen from the reason for his grudge with Yang Mutian - a few years ago, Hao Jian once worked as a doorman in a high-end club for nearly two years. And Yang Mutian, who was still the proud son of the Son of Heaven at that time, was a frequent visitor to the high-end club, and he was very generous. So, after a long time, Hao Jian not only recognized Yang Mutian's face, but also knew Yang Mutian's identity.
Therefore, when Yang Mutian, who was extremely down, moved to the kennel where he had lived for nearly three years, Hao Jian, who recognized Yang Mutian at once, began to play his true character as a slut - not only at home and abroad, but also "publicized" Yang Mutian's identity everywhere, making Yang Mutian a "celebrity" in this old community. Every time he meets Yang Mutian, he will make sarcastic and sarcastic remarks about Yang Mutian, as if he wants to use this to cover up the "history" that was once called by Yang Mutian, as well as the inferiority complex hidden in the depths of his heart.
For this reason, in the past three years, Yang Mutian and Hao Jian have quarreled countless times. Once, Yang Mutian, who was angry, opened a scoop for Hao Jian with a beer bottle in front of Hao Jian's son, scaring Hao Jian's son half to death. Since then, Yang Mutian and Hao Jian have completely formed a relationship.
However, although Liang Zi was settled, Hao Jian did not dare to continue to trouble Yang Mutian, and even when he was sarcastic and sarcastic about Yang Mutian, he was "point to point", once Yang Mutian showed signs of anger, he would immediately slip away - Hao Jian is a villain, who only dares to bully honest people and weak people, and once he meets a strong person, he will clamp his tail.
And the down-and-out Yang Mutian, although he is also a flat-headed commoner, belongs to the same "level" existence as Hao Jian, but Yang Mutian has already shown his "strong" side by opening a scoop for Hao Jian, Hao Jian naturally did not dare to "tease" Yang Mutian without anything, let alone completely provoke Yang Mutian. To put it bluntly, "bullying the soft and fearing the hard" is simply an idiom tailored for Hao Jian.
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Glancing at Hao Jian lightly, Yang Mutian, who didn't want to pay much attention to such a lowly character, said in a calm tone: "Yes, I have nothing to do for too long, and I don't have the money to pay this month's rent, so I was kicked out by the landlord and was ready to sleep on the streets." So slut, I'm going to hurry to find a place to sleep in the open, and you can happily get out of the way. ”
After speaking, Yang Mutian turned around very simply and left here quickly-Yang Mutian, who had obtained the slave pet system, could be said to be different from what it used to be, and his life trajectory had once again been divided into two parallel lines that would never intersect with people like Hao Jian.
In this case, Yang Mutian naturally had no interest in entanglement with an enemy like Hao Jian who couldn't get on the stage. It's like an adult in his right mind who has no interest in walking a few steps to kill an ant a few meters away.
As for those grudges with Hao Jian, Yang Mutian didn't suffer any losses anyway, that is, when he opened the scoop for Hao Jian, he paid Hao Jian thousands of yuan for medical expenses, and there was no need to care about it at all.
It's a pity that Yang Mutian's idea of "calming things down" has become "timid and afraid" in the eyes of Hao Jian, a slut.
So, just when Yang Mutian, who was dragging his suitcase, walked out of the community with sewage flowing, garbage everywhere, and "pleasant smell", and was about to go to meet Lao Huang, a brand-new car suddenly drove from behind Yang Mutian to Yang Mutian's side, and "side by side" with Yang Mutian.
Seeing this, Yang Mutian frowned, and there was a faint bad feeling in his heart. And according to Murphy's Law, "If something has the potential to go bad, no matter how small that likelihood, it will happen." That is, when you feel that something bad is happening, something bad will happen.
Therefore, almost in Yang Mutian's heart, the moment he had a bad feeling, his bad feeling was "fulfilled" - the glass window of the car slid down, and Hao Jian, who was sitting in the passenger seat, shouted to Yang Mutian with a proud face: "Yang Dashao, how about my newly bought car." This is what my wife bought for more than 60,000 yuan, it seems to be called Hyundai Rena. Although it is not as good as the cars that Yang Dashao used to sit in, but at least it is also a car, should Yang Dashao come up and sit and watch. ”
Seeing this, Yang Mutian felt speechless from the bottom of his heart - you TM want to show off your wealth, forget it, can you show off your class, drive a Hyundai Rena to show off your wealth, how inferior you are, how much you want to find "confidence" in me.
However, before Yang Mutian, who was speechless, could say anything, Hao Jian's wife, who was sitting in the driver's seat and driving, a woman named Huang Xiaoli, who was "like-minded" to Hao Jian, said with a smile: "Husband, what do you say, just our more than 60,000 broken cars, let Yang Dashao, who is used to sitting in luxury cars, come to sit, isn't it embarrassing." ”
As soon as Huang Xiaoli's words fell, Hao Jian laughed and said: "Haha, how can you be embarrassed, Yang Dashao is going to find a place to sleep now, isn't it very good to have a car to travel, at least it's much easier than dragging a suitcase and walking all the time." ”
Hearing the singing and harmony of this "like-minded" couple, Yang Mutian became more and more speechless, and there was also some anger in his heart - Lao Tzu doesn't want to bird you two sluts, but you kick your nose in the face, you have to come up to annoy Lao Tzu, it seems that the lesson you were given at the beginning was not enough.
However, just as Yang Mutian was about to explode, a sudden familiar voice stopped him: "Mr. Yang, what's wrong with you, are you in any trouble?" Do you want me to call the police, or call Manager Lei. ”
Hearing this familiar voice, Yang Mutian, who regained the upper hand with reason, suppressed the impulse to erupt, turned his head to look at the person who spoke, waved his hand and said, "No need, Lao Huang, two boring little people, let's go." ”
After speaking, Yang Mutian walked towards the Audi A6 parked on the side of the road dozens of meters away. And hearing Yang Mutian say this, although Lao Huang still didn't understand the situation, he had no choice but to keep up with Yang Mutian - after all, he and Yang Mutian were not familiar with each other, he was just sitting in the car before, and when he saw that Yang Mutian seemed to be in trouble, he got out of the car and ran over out of duty, wanting to see if he could help. Since Yang Mutian has made it clear that he doesn't need his help or do anything, then Lao Huang naturally won't meddle in things.
What's more, as a driver who often drives for big people, Lao Huang knows very well that if you want to please big people, the best way is to do whatever the big people say, don't be smart. At least, with his status and status, the big man will not play anything with him to "point at the deer as a horse".
Looking at the back of Yang Mutian and Lao Huang going away, and the scene of Yang Mutian and Lao Huang sitting on the Audi A6, Hao Jian and Huang Xiaoli, the slut couple, glanced at each other in disbelief.
Then, Hao Jian laughed dryly, and said with some expectations: "Hehe, this Yang Mutian, what kind of big-tailed wolf is he pretending, I really think that I am still the eldest young master." It costs a lot of money to rent an Audi A6 and hire someone to act, and he is really willing to pretend to be forced in front of us. ”