People respect me for a foot, I respect people for a foot; When a dog bites me, I slaughter and eat meat!

——Excerpt from "Wu Lai's Quotations"

Wu Lai obviously saw the old man's trick of deliberately changing the topic, so he was willing to let it go easily, and asked, "Huh? No, you just said that you have recognized me as Lord, you have to tell me what is going on first? ”

When the old man in green heard this, his face became greener, and he waved his hand again and again: "Ahem, boy, you must have heard it wrong, what does it mean to recognize the Lord or not, there is no such thing!" ”

Wu Lai saw the expression of the old man in green in his eyes, but there were huge waves in his heart, although he had always disbelieved in the theory of ghosts and gods, but the abnormality of this "urine jar", as well as the mysterious old man composed of green smoke, all of this violated Wu Lai's understanding of nature, Wu Lai faintly felt that a mysterious world opened the door to himself. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"This old man, you look so jade, you can't be inconsistent, you have to be kind, what is going on with this confession?" Wu Lai followed the good path.

The old man in green showed a struggling look, and said stubbornly: "Boy, it's you who are too careful, it's really nothing, the old man appears here, but if you want to solve your problems, are you willing to let that little girl named Ren Yalan leave you like this?" ”

"Don't interrupt, this is a later story, it is said that this spiritual treasure will recognize the Lord, didn't you say that you are a super treasure? Have you already confessed me as Lord? But I know that once you recognize a man as the master, you can't disobey the master's words! Wu Lai said seriously.

"Huh? How do you know as a mortal? The old man in green finally changed his face and asked in surprise.

Wu Lai said proudly when he heard this: "Haha! I've read countless fantasy novels, and the authors of those novels are written like this! ”

The old man in green had a bitter face, and secretly cursed in his heart: "Forks and circles, the authors of these fantasy novels dare to leak the secret of heaven, and when the old man recovers his mana, he has to arrest these authors, pour candles, pour chili pepper water, and then find a hundred fox spirits to suck these girls dry!" ”

Wu Lai looked at the face of the old man in green, his heart was more determined, he changed a comfortable posture and leaned on the head of the bed, laboriously picked up the water cup on the bedside table, took a sip gently, and even changed his title when he spoke: "I said old man, how is it?" I don't know what's going on, but now that you've confessed to the Lord, shouldn't you give an account to your master? ”

The old man in green didn't expect that things were bad for those Internet writers, and seeing that Wu Lai had already decided it, he had to sigh and said, "Okay, I'm not human!" I'm a machine spirit! ”

"Machine spirits? Ahem! Ahem! Although Wu Lai was mentally prepared, he was still taken aback, and the sip of water he had just drunk choked back, causing a violent cough and a sharp pain in the wounds all over his body.

Seeing this, the green-clothed old man flashed with a pair of green eyes, and two green rays of light shot out of his eyes, enveloping Wu Lai in them.

Wu Lai thought that the old man in green had turned his face, and he wanted to scold, but he felt a warm feeling where the green light shrouded him, and the pain of the wound before disappeared into invisibility.

Wu Lai's spirit doubled, and his body was full of strength, so he jumped up from the bed, lowered his head and tore off the bandages wrapped around his body, but saw that the original wound was as clean as ever, and there was no scar left!

"I'll it, this is too godly, it seems that my Wu Lai is going to run in time!" Wu Lai looked at the old man in green with warm eyes, his eyes were full of scorching heat, and he saw that the old man in green felt fur in his heart, and subconsciously flew back a few steps.

Wu Lai pulled over the chair, straddled it comfortably, leaned on the back of the chair, stared at the old man in green and asked: "Okay, now I can talk about you as a machine spirit, to be honest, I have read so many fantasy novels, and I dream of being a peerless master like the protagonist, I really didn't expect that there would be such a day, and today I would actually see a living machine spirit!" ”

The old man in green froze for a while when he heard this, what is a living machine spirit, but because the other party is already his own master, for his own future, he must have a good relationship with the other party!

"Okay, the old man will talk to you!" The old man in green nodded helplessly and told Wu Lai what had happened.

"The old man is a treasure in heaven and earth, when the gods and demons were still in Shenzhou, I ......" The old man in green fell into the memory.

"Huh? When the gods and demons were still in Shenzhou, when was that? Wu Lai interjected and asked.

"Well, it should have been ten thousand years ago, after the war of gods and demons, there was no trace of gods and demons in Shenzhou, and I will ...... at that time" The old man in green explained a little, and then continued.

"Huh? After the war between the gods and demons, the gods and demons all died, or did they go somewhere else? Wu Lai asked with interest like a curious baby.

The old man in green patiently explained: "After the war between gods and demons, the gods collapsed, the aura dissipated, and it was no longer suitable for the survival of gods and demons, so I went to find a suitable place to survive!" ”

"Huh? Then why didn't you go? Wu Lai broke the casserole and asked to the end.

"I'll fork your sister in a circle, can you not interrupt the old man?" The old man in green finally couldn't hold it anymore, and he entered the state of memory several times, but was interrupted by this lazy boy, which felt so fucking uncomfortable!

Wu Lai spread his hands: "Okay, you speak, you speak, I don't speak!" ”

The old man in green continued: "My master also participated in the war of gods and demons back then, and he ......"

"Huh? What is the owner of your house...... Well, I won't ask, you go on! Wu Lai habitually asked, but he found that the old man in green was about to go berserk, so he quickly waved his hand and stopped talking!

The old man in green did not speak immediately, looked up at the ceiling of the ward, wanted to cry without tears, and his heart was full of infinite grievances: "Heaven, earth, what kind of sin have I created, how wise and martial the old master was back then, but I didn't expect to meet such a lazy master now, the big brother of the god of heaven showed mercy and sent a lightning bolt to kill this guy!" ”

Wu Lai waited for a long time, and when he saw that the old man in green didn't speak, he said dissatisfiedly: "I said that you don't let me say it, I don't say it yourself, whether you say it or not, just say what you say, if you don't say it, then I'll say it!" You say, you mean you don't say it yet......"

The old man in green heard this, and quickly interrupted: "Quite a bit, listen, little ancestor, I can't say it's okay?" ”

"Say, don't be verbose, you see how simple I am!" Wu Laitian said shamelessly.

The old man in green heard this. The smoke that made up the body rolled for a while, and it almost didn't collapse, and he couldn't care about continuing to feel sorry for himself, and then said: "The old man's old master was famous in the land of Shenzhou back then, and there are still many legends about his old man, and you all call him Shennong here!" ”

"Shennong?" Wu Lai was really shocked this time, and stood up from his chair, as a descendant of Yan and Huang, who has never heard of Shennong, that is the Yan Emperor of Yan and Huang!

Shennong, one of the legendary three emperors of the ancient world, also known as Shennong's, Emperor Yan, the world's respected "medicine king", "Shennong the Great", the legendary inventor of agriculture and medicine, the most famous is the legend of "Shennong tastes a hundred herbs", saying that Shennong's in order to find herbs for the people to cure diseases, tasted all the herbs. Although Wu Lai doesn't study seriously, he still knows a little about Shennong's common sense!

The old man in green was very satisfied with Wu Lai's shocked expression, and was ready to give Wu Lai an even greater shock, nodded and raised his voice and said: "And the old man is the most powerful treasure Shennong Ding that the old master Shennong Emperor personally refined!" ”

"Shennong Ding? I haven't heard of it, what kind of thing is this? Wu Lai shook his head blankly.

The old man in green almost fell from the air when he heard this, and he introduced his origin so ceremoniously, but he didn't expect the other party to be so unflattened!

"Humph! Shennong Ding is the magic weapon refined by Emperor Shennong, which can refine the magic medicine of the world, and is one of the best treasures in heaven and earth! The old man in green snorted coldly and introduced, his eyes were full of disdain, and he was very disdainful of Wu Lai's ignorance!

"Huh? It's this urine tank...... Oh no, it's the thing, right? Wu Lai was halfway through his words, and felt the eyes of the old man in green who was almost murderous, so he quickly changed his words.

The old man in green nodded and said, "Exactly!" ”

When Wu Lai heard this, he walked to the Shennong Ding, looked left and right up and down for a while, and saw that the edge of the jar had been knocked off, and the body of the jar was pitted, and it was covered with green rust, no matter how you look at it, it still looks like a urine jar!

"This ...... Since you say that this is the magic weapon of the super bull fork, but according to the fantasy novel, aren't the magic weapons all treasures bright and fairy? Why are you so virtuous? Wu Lai asked suspiciously.

The old man in green was not angry this time, and he sighed to the sky and said, "Alas! It's a long story at this time, the body of Shennong Ding was not like this, but it is a pity that in the war between gods and demons, in order to protect the old master, the old man was hit by the demon god Chiyou Dadao, the aura leaked, and the body almost collapsed, so he fell into the underground of Shenzhou and became what it is now. ”

"Demon God Chiyou? Halo, another ancient god-level character? Wu Lai shuddered when he heard this, and he didn't know whether he was excited or afraid.

"Huh? By the way, didn't you just say that you are one of the best treasures in heaven and earth? How could it be slashed like this? Wu Lai looked at the old man in green with suspicion, and it seemed that he thought that the old man was bragging about himself just now.

The old man in green was uncomfortable with him for a while, and said angrily: "Hmph! Stinky boy, what do you know? The old man is good at refining medicine, but the old man is slightly inferior to the barbaric things such as fighting, besides, the Chi You uses the Tiger Spirit Broadsword, and even the Xuanyuan Sword can't help others! ”