Have you ever woken up and the whole world has changed?

I'm sure the vast majority of people haven't tried it, and we generally call this situation - crossing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, I'm in this state of confusion right now.

I woke up in my room, which was my room, but it didn't seem to be my room.

Clothes were thrown everywhere on the floor, the table was full of empty beer cans, and there were a lot of cigarette butts, and to be clear, my room was always tidy, and I didn't smoke or drink.

So who made this terrible room?

…… None of this will be pursued for the time being.

Now my attention was entirely focused on a strange radio-like mechanism in the room, as it kept calling out my name.

"Oye, are you awake? Oye? Oye? ”

I'm sure if I don't answer it will keep screaming.

"I'm awake."

"Great, Oye, there's a gang of weirdos who have robbed the Capital Bank and escaped to the 322 Inner Ring Road, and we need you to rush over to help you immediately."

"Why would I do such a thing?"

"What are you talking about? Are you drunk and confused, you are the only superman stationed in this city, who are you going to let go? By the way, I'll put your new uniform in your closet, don't go out in civilian clothes like last time, and you might as well maintain the image of the Superman Association? ”

I:......

Things have come to this point, and it's like swapping me with another self in a parallel world.

When I opened the closet, a blue leotard appeared in front of me, and in the opposite direction, a red cape and a pair of red leather briefs.

A strong sense of cottage came to my nose.

Who wants to wear it! I slammed the closet door slammed.

Now, I have no choice, wearing my striped plaid pajamas, jumping directly from the balcony, of course I am not looking for death, you know, Superman can fly.

With a "boom", I flew quickly to the scene of the incident like a rocket taking off.

In the distance, I saw a heavily loaded locomotive speeding down the road, followed by a large number of police cars and helicopters overhead.

It seems that the situation is not as critical as the strange broadcast, and according to this trend, these criminals will soon be caught.

Just as I was thinking this, there was a "boom", and as soon as a yellow rocket flew out of the locomotive, it knocked down the helicopter in the sky with a "boom".

…… The slap in the face caught me off guard so quickly.

Hey, forget it, now that you're on the scene, let's help solve the matter quickly.

I approached the locomotive in an instant, and there was still a loud rock 'n' roll inside, as if it hadn't noticed me.

I knocked on the window, but the three robbers were still shaking their heads as if they were happily immersed in the music.

I punched the window, "You guys, park me." ”

It was only then that the three guys noticed me.

They didn't seem to be frightened, though, and quickly pulled out a couple of automatic rifles and fired at me like crazy.

To be honest, this physical bullet has no effect on me at all, and if it hits me, it will bounce off my skin.

After a round of "ding, ding, ding", the robbers in the car became bloody and blurry.

I don't want that, it's just your own death.

The locomotive, which had lost its driver, crashed like a headless fly towards the guardrail.

You know, although this road has been temporarily closed and there are no other cars, there are still many cars on the road below it, and if it falls, it will definitely cause a tragic car accident.

In order to save those innocent people, I could only fly to the front of the locomotive, and then put my feet on the ground, and the huge impact of the locomotive was unloaded by me to the ground, and I immediately ploughed a furrow in the ground.

Leaving the locomotive aside, I breathed a sigh of relief, and to be honest, I hadn't done such tiring work in hundreds of years.

"Mr. Oye, watch your back!" The police officers who rushed over shouted at me over the radio.

Behind me?

When I turned my head, I saw two rockets flying in front of me.

With a "boom", I was knocked out of the way by the explosion and fell into a pool of slime.

"What is this, it feels like a bad habit!"

Most of my clothes had been burned and then fell into this slimy liquid, and it was like an 18X anime scene.

"Hey, hey, what's the power of my rocket freak's rockets?" A turquoise weirdo appeared in front of me, with both hands in the shape of cannon barrels, and seemed to be able to fire rockets with his body? How does this work?

"Hahaha, what does it feel like to fall into the slime of my slime monster, I won't let you break free so easily!"

A strange sound came from behind my body, and it turned out that this mass of slime was actually a strange person, which made me even more disgusted.

"Just let me end your life with the invincible sharp knife of the Blade Monster, hehehe." A strange man who looked like a praying mantis, with two hands like the forelimbs of a praying mantis, slashed at me.

Will I fall here?

What are you kidding, if I was really hurt by these miscellaneous pieces, then I would have lived to be a dog for thousands of years.

Two blazing lights lit up in his eyes, "Nuclear...... Assemble...... Change"

A huge fireball ignited and spread out in an instant, and the two weirdos were caught up in it before they could react.

"Boom!" A huge mushroom cloud rose, and the abominable debris was completely annihilated in the massive energy reaction.

However, the clothes on my body also disappeared, and for the sake of Superman's face, I flew away with a "boom" in the smoke.

*

“…… 28 police cars, 1 helicopter, the collapse of the inner ring road, and 36 innocent civilians and policemen involved in the accident, the above are the direct losses caused by Superman Oye's willful actions, according to estimates, the amount may be as high as tens of millions of yuan. In fact, this is the sixth time that Oye has been protested by the people this year, and according to the previous results, the matter is over, so in the case of such a serious accident, can Oye still escape the punishment of the law? Will the Superman title be reclaimed by the International Superman Association? Let's wait and see...... Welcome to Mencius, I am Mencius, see you next time. ”

MD, why do some people like to drink such a bitter thing?

I casually threw the remaining half jar of wine off the rooftop.

"Oops!! Who is it! What kind of unqualified litter! ”

It's me! I'm the one, the superman with no quality!