"Grandpa, I'm your grandson, grandpa! Answer the phone, grandpa, grandson has something to do with you......"

The cheap mobile phone rang, Ling Qianyue took off his headphones and took out his mobile phone to look at it, this was a string of mobile phone numbers that had not been saved, but he knew very well who the other party was, because in recent days, this person has called him countless times to harass him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Ling Qianyue canceled the queue, there was still half an hour left before the end of the normal live broadcast, he originally wanted to play another game, since there was a call coming in, then simply end the live broadcast in advance.

"A joker who can't play League of Legends is not a good streamer, I'm Ernie sauce, a man who combines humor and technology! There is something temporary today, the live broadcast in the morning will be here first, let's see you at two o'clock in the afternoon, bye-bye! ”

After saying the monologue at the end of the last paragraph, Ling Qianyue turned off the live broadcast and answered the phone: "Sister, don't you call again, okay?" If you do this again, I'm going to sue you for harassment! ”

Looking at Ling Qianyue's disgusted face, this person was either a hooligan, a bandit, or a persistent telemarketer, but what came from the other end of the mobile phone was a soft and beautiful voice as crisp and pleasant as Yinling.

Unexpectedly, the person who harassed Ling Qianyue was Qin Yumeng, who was known as the flower of the film and television performance department of Yangcheng University, but most of the time, Ling Qianyue, who only had games and friends, didn't pay much attention to whether these departments were tied to flowers.

"Ling Qianyue, I know it's my fault to keep calling and harassing you like this. But as a member of the class collective, if you have talent, you should actively participate in the orientation party in the college, I am the art committee member of the class, and I am also a member of the student union, I have the responsibility to do a good job of the welcome party. Qin Yumeng said awe-inspiringly.

But Ling Qianyue was dismissive of this: "Damn, you won't have crossed over from the eighties of the last century, right, with such a strong sense of collective honor?" Now pay attention to free choice, I have something to do, I don't have time to attend the welcome party, can you still force me to participate? ”

"Okay, you have the right to choose whether or not to participate in the orientation party, this is your freedom, but is it also your freedom to skip class?" Qin Yumeng threatened: "I'm sorry, I'm the deputy squad leader, I found out that you have been skipping class frantically since last week, and you basically haven't come to a few classes, you say I can take care of this?" ”

"Skipping class? Do you think I'm still a high school student who is afraid of teachers and wants to use this to pressure me? Hum! Ling Qianyue's tone was full of contempt: "Good sister, isn't it just a small show, why are you so tense?" What you say you want me to play, my little brother will definitely do it, but you can ...... about skipping class in the future."

(Ling Qianyue vaguely heard a disdainful snort from his mobile phone, as well as Qin Yumeng's whispered word "slut".) ）

"The show is very simple, during military training last year, weren't you quite funny? This time, you can perform a skit on stage, and of course you have to write the script yourself. Qin Yumeng instructed: "As long as you perform well in the show, I can naturally help you erase such a trivial matter as skipping class." ”

"Sketch? It's too troublesome, it's not a big deal to write the script by yourself, the key is to bring five or six people to perform together, and the rehearsal alone will take several days! "Ling Qianyue has a headache, how much time does this have to delay him, at the beginning of the live broadcast career, it is very important to clock in and go to work on time every day.

"What, you're not happy?" Qin Yumeng said in a deep voice.

"Why!" Ling Qianyue's tone instantly took a 180-degree turn, "I just want to say that in fact, in addition to being funny, I have a lot of other talents. For example, singing, from a low octave to a high octave, from lyrical to rock, what you want, the Jianghu people call it the 'KTV Terminator' - oh no, it's the 'mobile song stage'. ”

"You, can you sing?" Qin Yumeng's tone was full of doubt, it was hard for her to imagine that a person could be so good.

"What are these words?" Ling Qianyue said confidently: "Except for studying, I have always been very good at everything else, although some of them are not very obvious. ”

Qin Yumeng said: "I'm sorry, you said it too late, the singing programs are already full." ”

Ling Qianyue said: "No, pit father!" ”

Qin Yumeng said: "Who made you resist all these days and not obey me?" ”

"From you?" Ling Qianyue was stunned and hurriedly said, "I don't sell my body!" ”

Qin Yumeng was stunned and said, "What's with what?" Don't talk nonsense with you, honestly give me a skit on stage. ”

"Hey, I'm ......" Ling Qianyue wanted to say something, but Qin Yumeng hung up the phone, "Hey, it's a bad fate!" ”

Ling Qianyue suddenly sighed, he used to fantasize that he would be entangled by beautiful women for no reason, but he didn't expect that now this dream has come true, but the result is like this.

"Squeak!" The door was pushed open, and it was Ren Ming, Ling Qianyue's roommate, who entered.

The shared apartment where Ling Qianyue lives is a duplex building, with a total of six rooms on the upper and lower floors, and among the other five people, there are three men and two women, respectively, the male tuba Ren Ming, he is the largest, he is a junior student, and Ling Qianyue is a film and television performance student, and he is currently a part-time web novel writer, and has been in the industry for more than a year.

Although so far, his monthly income source has basically relied on the creation of the platform, but he has a grand ambition, that is, to cover the connotation of Jin Yong-style traditional martial arts, put on the coat of Xiaobai-style fantasy and cool literature, and inject fresh blood into the seriously routine online literature industry.

The male median name is Ou Jianhong, a fourth-year science and engineering student, who is already participating in an internship. He is the most mature and stable of the six people, and he is self-reliant and independent, and his only drawback is that he picks the door, quite picking.

One of the happiest things he does every week is to go to a buffet on Sunday night, skipping meals a day in advance and emptying his memory.

The male trumpet's name is Xu Wuwu, a freshman in the School of Economics, and he is a typical rich and handsome. His life is like the name his parents gave him, promising him a carefree life.

What Xu Wuwu needs to do every day is very simple, which is to eat, then grow up, and follow the path paved for him by his parents.

In addition, there is one more thing that Xu Wuwu needs to do, and that is to pick up girls to pass the time. It's just that when he picks up girls, he never exposes his rich and handsome nature, but behaves as a warm man, because he wants to conquer the other party with his own efforts, not his family background and the excellent genes given by his parents.

The female number one is called Ye Zhirou and is preparing for the graduate school entrance examination. He has a sweet appearance and a gentle personality. Don't smoke, don't drink, don't club, don't have any bad habits, don't even have a boyfriend, and is a typical good girl. The only question that bothered her was, why did she go to graduate school?

The supporting actress is called Xu Xiaoxiao, a freshman, with a big voice on her back and a tiger's back, drinking and clubbing and picking her feet...... Of course, these adjectives are slightly exaggerated, but they simply want to make a comparison with Ye Zhirou.

In fact, about Xu Xiaoxiao, it can be summed up in six words - a female man who is a scholar. According to her, the reason why she moved out was because her former roommate had a serious cleanliness habit, and any bottle of water in the dormitory could be disinfectant.

However, according to Ling Qianyue's observations these days, it is very likely that her roommate thought she didn't like to be clean, so he expelled her, because Xu Xiaoxiao only changed her underwear once every four or five days. (Ling Qianyue: It seems that something was accidentally exposed...... ）

Regarding love, Xu Xiaoxiao's declaration is: The man I am looking for is either smarter than me or stronger than me, otherwise why is it worth conquering?

Getting back to business, Ren Ming walked into Ling Qianyue's room and asked, "Is the live broadcast over?" Let's go out to eat together and have two classes by the way. ”

Ling Qianyue pretended to say: "Hey, I'm not going to class anymore, recently there is a female classmate in the class who has been pestering me all the time, like snot, I can't shake it off, it's really annoying!" ”

Ren Ming's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "You are a dead house that stays in a shared apartment all day long, and has basically announced that you have left the class collective, can there still be a girl who takes a fancy to you?" I haven't had a lot of girls, don't lie to me! ”

Ling Qianyue pretended to spread his hands helplessly, and said, "Actually, I'm also very distressed, I just go to the teaching building once in a while, how can there be a girl who takes a fancy to me?" Yiming, do you know why I work so hard to earn money as an anchor? I just don't want girls to like me because I'm handsome, funny, helpful, kind and honest, but I want them to like me because I'm rich. ”

"Get out!" Ren Ming's face was full of the word "contempt", but then his face changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and he said flatteringly: "Qianyue, what's that girl's name?" How does it look? How about introducing me to my brother? ”

"It seems to be called Qin Yumeng." Ling Qianyue put on a look of under-beating and said, "As for the appearance, I didn't pay too much attention to it!" ”

Ren Ming raised his mouth and said, "Qin ...... Qin Yu what? ”

Ling Qianyue said: "Qin Yumeng." ”

Ren Ming said, "What...... What Yumoe? ”

Ling Qianyue said: "Qin Yumeng." ”

Ren Ming said, "Qin ...... Qin What is cute? ”

Ling Qianyue said: "Qin Yumeng! ”

Ren Ming said: "Ask you one last time, are you sure it's Qin Yumeng?" ”

Ling Qianyue said impatiently: ", do you want to be so exaggerated, you have a grudge against her to kill your father?" ”

Ren Ming said: "What, Qin Yumeng is recognized as the flower of our college, not only beautiful, but also virtuous and artistic." She danced a dance at the welcome party last year, and became the dream lover of countless boys overnight, I heard that the toilet paper in the school supermarket was out of stock in those days It was directly related to her, don't you say you don't know? ”

For these, Ling Qianyue really doesn't know very well, he and Qin Yumeng have only recently intersected, in his eyes, Qin Yumeng is a female devil who deliberately sabotages his live broadcast career!

"Damn, this chick is so powerful? I knew that on the day of the welcome party, I wouldn't have secretly gone to the Internet café to score points. Although Ling Qianyue thought so in his heart, he said disdainfully: "Amazing Dance? It seems to be a bit of an impression, but I don't think it's good, maybe those freshmen were too depressed in high school, and they began to indulge in college, which caused the toilet paper to run out of stock. ”

Ren Ming said helplessly: "Forget it, since you insist on pretending to be forced, then I can't help it." By the way, you really don't go to class? ”

"I'm not going." Ling Qianyue said: "My takeaway has already been ordered. ”

Ren Ming said: "By the way, I heard that the college is going to check the class today, the freshman has already checked, and your sophomore and our junior should also check." ”

"Checking classes? With Qin Yumeng to help me, am I still afraid of checking classes? Eh, could it be said that I made a mistake and became a beauty? Thinking like this, Ling Qianyue said indifferently: "Life is like a play, don't take it too seriously, if you have to believe the nonsense of every class inspection, then we don't have to think about skipping class!" ”

Ren Ming was silent for a while, then nodded knowingly: "That makes sense, then I won't go, go back to my room to write a novel, I haven't started writing today's two chapters yet." ”

Ling Qianyue said: "No, it's past ten o'clock, and you haven't started writing yet?" ”

Ren Ming said: "It's not that you don't know, I don't like to interrupt my train of thought in the middle of writing, originally I thought I was going to class today, so I just wanted to wait until the afternoon to start writing, who knew that suddenly I didn't want to go to class again." ”

"Oh, that's right." Ling Qianyue said, "Then I advise you to just wait a little longer, because lunch is coming soon." ”

Ren Ming stopped, glanced back at Ling Qianyue, quickly picked up the remote control and said: "It makes sense, then I'll continue to watch the game, the Lakers vs. the Spurs, the matchup between the four old bones, I heard that Kobe Bryant is going to retire after this season." ”

Saying that, Ren Ming suddenly sighed: "Hey, time flies so fast, before I know it, I have passed the age of playing basketball, recalling the running on the playground in the sunset, that is my lost youth!" ”

Ling Qianyue shook his head and smiled, sure enough, if a person wants to be lazy, there is always no shortage of reasons.

"By the way, did you take that Blu-ray disc on my desk?" Ling Qianyue asked.

Ren Ming said in surprise: "What age is this, and you still use a disc to watch movies?" Is it a commemorative version of an American blockbuster? ”

Ling Qianyue said: "It's not an American blockbuster, just two people, and they don't even change the scene." ”

Hearing this, Ou Jianhong, who had been sitting silently in the living room and cutting her nails, suddenly became interested, and said in a weird manner: "ISN'T THE PLOT QUITE SIMPLE, THE KIND THAT IS VERY HAPPY AFTER READING IT?" In this era, I still use discs to watch it, it must be a limited collector's edition, and I want to watch it too! ”

Ling Qianyue turned his head to look at Ou Jianhong and said, "Hey, Jianhong, aren't you going to work today?" ”

Ou Jianhong said: "There is a speech from the principal in the morning, I can't escape, I have already asked for leave." Qianyue, what does your Blu-ray disc look like, I'll help you find it. ”

As soon as the words landed, Ling Qianyue found that the disc happened to be on the sofa next to Ou Jianhong, and quickly ran over to pick it up, and said, "Ha, I found it, "Guo Degang Cross Talk Collection", let's watch it together!" ”