There is a sense of loss that is......

When you meet someone you like, set a goal, and then pursue it shamelessly, just when you think you want to succeed, you find that the person you like doesn't like you at all. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Love is strange, it comes quietly, and when it goes, it is a hissing voice.

Judging that the person you like will definitely like you is the most unreliable thing, even if it is a beautiful woman.

Yun Xuan once heard her sisters say that love is when the city in her heart suddenly lives in a person, and from then on, she can think about him all the time.

For Yun Xuan, Lu Hao is the person who lives in her heart, and the person who will make the rest of her life colorful and grand.

It's a pity that Yun Xuan's memory of the "love manual" made by the super-level performance was regarded as a funny thing by Lu Hao.

Dating Instructions (Signature Required):

Now that you have got a cute girl Yunxuan who is both beautiful and wise, please read this manual carefully and sign it before using it. Please always treat me correctly and gently, because this product is the only one and can never be returned, please forgive me.

【Name】Niu Yunxuan

[common name] girlfriend

【Chemical name】Wife (can be called after use)

【Ingredients】Water, protein, fat, ribonucleic acid, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals, the smell is fragrant.

【Physical and chemical properties】acidic; Soluble in honey and sweet words

【Properties】This product is concave and convex, with a smooth surface and coated with various cosmetics; Magnetic to diamonds and platinum; The effect of famous cars and houses is better. Redness when shy, mallet when angry, soft and delicate when first used, yellow spots, wrinkles, sagging and other phenomena will appear after a long time of storage, but it does not affect the continued use.

【Indications】It is mainly used for the treatment of single phobia, which has obvious curative effects on lovelorn and lovesickness, and is suitable for burning, washing, buying, and taking children.

【Side effects】Tracheitis, soft ear roots, visual fatigue, behavioral obstruction, etc. In patients with serious adverse reactions, it can cause skin and flesh damage.

【Usage and Dosage】One piece for a lifetime. It works well when held in the palm of your hand.

【Contraindications】Those who take two or more tablets at the same time may have adverse reactions, and in severe cases, they may expire.

【Precautions】Patients with renal insufficiency should use with caution

【Specifications】Excessive weight does not affect the use

【Storage】It is suitable for preservation close to the ear. Avoid sharing with other women. It is strictly forbidden to store it outside overnight.

【Packing】All kinds of fashion, shoes and hats, jewelry, handbags, change with the season

【Expiration date】One lifetime

【Approval number】See marriage certificate

[Date of manufacture] see ID card

【Manufacturer】Father-in-law

【Special Instructions】The return procedure is cumbersome, keep your eyes open before buying, and close your eyes after buying.

Lu Hao looked at the things in his hand and was funny and angry, "Aren't you forced to buy and sell, besides, how can I get you, I didn't plan to get you, and I don't want to get you." ”

Yun Xuan, who was still happy, was about to cry when she heard this, and roared angrily, "This is not enough, so what should I do?" ”

"I don't want that!" Lu Hao glared at Yun Xuan and looked up and down, "It's okay to make a friend, don't think about the rest." ”

"Because of what?" Yun Xuan asked.

Lu Hao rolled his eyes and said, "There are many reasons for this, just because I'm young!" ”

"Nonsense, the female junior holds the gold brick, the age is just right, and I don't want you to marry me, just in love."

"You mean only in love? You won't be responsible for it in the future? ”

"Didn't the above make it clear, for a lifetime!"

"I'm sorry, I'm not responsible, so you can go where it cools. Besides, if you look so beautiful, you don't have to worry about no one signing it. ”

"Why, you really don't sign?"

"Never sign!"

"Okay, you're amazing!" Yun Xuan nodded, feeling as uncomfortable as if she had eaten a fly. How can this be, doesn't it say that the man chases the female compartment mountain and the female chases the male compartment yarn? It's all slick now, why is it still like this? The old saying is all a lie?

Yun Xuan was a little unwilling, lifted the quilt suddenly, stood in front of Lu Hao naked, and asked again with confirmation, "Really?" ”

"Hmm!" Lu Hao's eyes were not enough to look at her body.

Bastard! Yun Xuan is going to hate Lu Hao to death, she is angry, but he is still playing hooligan!

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have, you stand in front of me like this, if I don't look, I'm still a man?"

Shameless!

Yun Xuan trembled with anger, no matter how she saw people in the future, she blamed her sisters for instilling these bad ideas in her, not only did they not work at all, but they also made herself lose people.

Yun Xuan's chest was so blocked that she wanted to explode, and a thought flashed in her mind, and then out of nowhere, she raised her hand and shook it vigorously, and a slap hit Lu Hao's face hard, "Lu Hao, you bastard!" ”

Lu Hao saw her movements clearly, he didn't hide, he didn't want to hide, a slap in exchange for her discouragement was worth it, no matter what, in this case, it was the girl who suffered, not to mention that this girl was still a girl who was purely naïve to "ignorant".

"It's really not small!" Lu Hao touched his cheek and said lightly, "Since you hit, then don't be angry, you think about it, check your body, did I really not touch you......"

The slap was so loud that my hands were a little numb. This is the first time Yun Xuan has slapped someone, to be honest, Yun Xuan was still very scared when she finished the fight, who Lu Hao was, although she didn't know very well, but she knew that her brother was really afraid of him, she knew better than anyone who her brother was, a ruthless person is not a good person, and it is even more difficult to fight when he fights.

"You're not going to want to get revenge on me afterwards, are you?" After Yun Xuan finished speaking, she quickly got into the quilt, wrapped her body tightly, and said in a trembling voice, "Don't come here." ”

"What have you done? Aren't you just thinking about me? And then there is a drama of rape before marriage, isn't it? Lu Hao rolled his eyes and glared fiercely, "Don't worry about you little girl, we can be considered two slaps in the face." After speaking, he touched his cheek and said, "The strength of the hand is really big." ”

Seeing that Lu Hao really didn't mean to do anything, Yun Xuan had no fear in her heart, and she didn't believe that such a sunny big boy would be ruthless, so she snorted coldly to embolden herself, "Don't say anything about today's matter, otherwise this girl won't be able to spare you!" After saying that, he waved his pink fist again.

"As long as you don't think about it, I promise not to say it."

Yun Xuan asked with a puzzled expression, "What do I think?" ”

"Mutilating the seedlings!"

"You?"

"That's me!"

"You bastard!" Yun Xuan crossed her eyebrows and said coldly, a pillow was thrown over, and after throwing it away, she didn't seem to be enjoyable, and jumped up to hit Lu Hao again.

"Are you going to go away, or are you tempting me, if you really want to, I don't mind......."

"Ah...... This girl will never spare you! ”