Chapter Eighty-Five: I Have Two Balls

"Are you cool today?" On the way home, Wang Ling said to Fan Xiping. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's not bad, but the opponent's strength is a little worse." Fan Xiping looked satisfied.

"You're a picky eater, and it's good to have some."

"Yes, yes, don't be picky, as long as you have it, then will we come back tomorrow?"

"Coming back? Not available! My mother asked me to free up time tomorrow, I don't know what's going on. ”

……

When he got home, Wang Ling's mother called him to the front.

"Xiao Ling, you go to this address at ten o'clock tomorrow morning and contact the phone number above." Mom handed Wang Ling a note.

"What are you going to do? Chen Ting? Who is it? Wang Ling looked at the note.

"She's a pretty girl!" Wang Ling found that his mother was quite obscene when she squeezed her eyebrows at her.

"Why did you introduce me to the girl?"

"What else can I do, naturally I am a girlfriend, my girlfriend is good, I usually chat, eat and watch movies with you to fill your empty heart. Evening, uh, at night you experience it yourself. ”

"You don't need it, do you? My heart is very good, not empty at all. ”

"This girl is really beautiful, she has a good figure, and her personality is also good, she is one year younger than you, she is still in college, and her student sister is pure." Wang Ling's mother continued to work hard to convince her son.

"College students? Mom, why are you like this, even college students are introduced! How do I feel like you talk like a bustard! ”

"How do you talk, you damn boy!" Mom slapped Wang Ling on the buttocks.

"I'm so old, can you stop spanking, Dad, you don't care about your wife!"

Wang Ling's father was sitting on the side and snickering while watching the excitement, but when he saw his son calling him, he picked up the newspaper on the table and pretended to read it.

"It's okay if I don't beat you, you give me a blind date!" Mom was resolute.

"What kind of blind date am I at such a young age, it's a joke to say it, besides, how can I not have a girlfriend under my conditions."

"23 is not small, you can get married in two or three years, wait, what did you just say?"

"Make people laugh?"

"Not this one, the next."

"How can I not have a girlfriend on my terms?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"yes."

"What is her surname, what is her name, where does her family live, how many people are in the family, what kind of work do she do, and is she beautiful? Don't think about it, answer it right away. ”

"Eh, this, Mom, what about checking your account?"

Lin Xi and Yiyi are not his girlfriends yet, the only one who has ever had a relationship is Taixi, he just said that his mother even introduced college students, but he had a relationship with a college student, isn't this a slap in the face.

"I knew you weren't telling the truth!"

"I'm telling the truth!"

"Then you can call me and verify it."

"This~"

"Don't dare, I knew it was fake."

"Hit it." Wang Ling dialed Taixi's phone, but no one answered after a long time.

"How?"

"No one answered!"

"Hmph~"

"What are you humming, I'll bring it back to you tomorrow."

"I'll talk about tomorrow tomorrow, and you go on a date today."

"I told me why I was going for a long time."

"I've made an appointment with others, if you don't go and tell me where to put my face, you will see it first, if it's not good, my mother won't force you."

"Don't go!"

"Oh my God, my son has grown up, and I don't listen to my mother's words, I'm not alive~5555~" Wang Ling's mother immediately changed her face, out of the old routine of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, and she didn't see a single tear for a long time.

"Mom, don't be like this, can't I go, I'll go!" Wang Ling had no choice but to compromise, what he couldn't stand the most was this.

The next day, Wang Ling followed the address on the note to a Starbucks café on Nanhou Street.

dialed the phone and found that the girl named Chen Ting had already arrived, so she sat in the corner of the café and ordered a coffee for Wang Ling.

"Sorry, I'm late."

"I came early and ordered a mocha for you, I don't know if you like it or not."

"Thank you."

Chen Ting is observing Wang Ling, Wang Ling is also observing her, this girl is really beautiful as her mother said, but her makeup is a little mature, she has no pure temperament like a college student, and her clothes are also very fashionable, and she can see that her family background is quite good.

The two sat opposite each other for a while, neither spoke, the atmosphere was a little awkward, and Wang Ling, who was a boy, had to speak first, "Eh, are you still in college?" ”

"yes."

"What major?"

"Paranormal Studies Major."

"......" is there still such a profession? Wang Ling was embarrassed to ask again.

"You must think it's weird."

"No, no. By the way, you're still a student, how did you come out on a blind date? ”

"I heard my mother say that your name is Wang Ling, you have the same name as my idol, and you graduated from the directing major, so I was a little curious."

is another fan, Wang Ling is very helpless, it's not good to be famous. He began to inflate himself.

"Mr. Wang Ling's movies are super good, I have watched them many times, and the books are also very good, especially Harry on the radio. Pine, I listen to ,...... on time every day" The girl said a lot of Wang Ling's deeds, but Wang Ling didn't know how to respond, so she could only listen quietly, replying from time to time, "Well, you're right." ”

After talking about her idol, the two sides fell into embarrassment again, and Wang Ling had to find another topic.

"What's your favorite dish?"

Sister Chen Ting thought about it and said a little shyly: "I think I boiled water well!" ”

“……”

"Well, what kind of boys do you like?" Wang Ling asked.

Chen Ting said very elegantly: "People are just a faint woman, I want to find a faint man!" ”

Wang Ling said with an embarrassed face: "I'm sorry, I have two." ”

“……”

The blind date ended, and Chen Ting's sister left with an ugly face.

As soon as Wang Ling got home, he was scolded by his mother, "You stinky boy, don't forget if you're not satisfied, what did you say?" ”

"What did I say?" Wang Ling was a little baffled.

"People say that they like a faint man, it's indifferent, it's not an egg, you say you have two? Have you read all your books in the dog's belly? ”

"I don't know what she's talking about."

"You're still quibbling! Just now the introducer called and said that you were a tease.,The heroine is very unhappy.,It's already rejected you.。 ”

"That's not good, and I don't like having a woman with balls."

"You did it on purpose, I'll whip you to death, you dead boy!" Wang Ling's mother showed a pair of big slaps and slapped at Wang Ling.

"Ahh It hurts! Wang Ling was sucked away, and it was a fool who didn't run, shouting while running, "Am I your own child, I actually killed you!" ”