Lin Xi found a relationship to help apply for a radio license, Wang Ling promised her to invite her to eat delicious food, and on this day, after enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner, they strolled through the bustling commercial street. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The Spring Festival is approaching, many outsiders have left the capital and returned to their hometowns, the road is much wider than usual, and there is nothing to do after eating, Lin Xi proposed to go to the movies, "Why don't we go to the movies, the now released "Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster", starring Brother Chao!" I heard that it's the latest martial arts movie! ”

"Martial arts movies?"

"Yes, after the fire of your martial arts novel, many writers began to write about martial arts, and this movie was adapted from a martial arts novel, but the novel has not yet been released, and the movie has come first."

But Wang Ling, who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, feels that the current level of movies is too poor, and there is nothing to look at, so it is better to press the road.

"Okay, those movies can't compare to what you made, let's go shopping again."

The two of them were wandering on the road, and unconsciously walked for an hour, Lin Xi felt tired, pointed ahead, Wang Ling looked, there was an antique façade in front of it, and a signboard was hung on it, Dehalo Society, what is it? It can't be some kind of community organization, right? Thinking about it again, no, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, who would dare to form such a blatant association and engage in blackness. Social organization, don't die!

When I took a closer look, I found that this is a cross talk theater, "Or just take a look at cross talk, look at this advertisement, there is a show now." ”

"Okay, I haven't listened to cross talk for a long time, go take a look."

A young man on the side heard the two of them say that they wanted to listen to cross talk, so they came over, "Two~two~ want to listen to cross talk!" Really~ is too ~ wise, I~De~Halo Society's cross talk~ in the capital~ is Ding~ famous. ”

This young man looks a little old, with a small flat head, a big face, thick eyebrows and small eyes, a stubble on his face, ugly, but he is very ugly, that is, very ugly, and he looks like a reincarnation of a flower, Wang Ling wants to laugh.

Wang Ling thought that he was a staff member of the Dehalo Society, so he bought two tickets to enter the hall accompanied by him, and the tickets were not expensive, thirty for one person.

Entering the theater, there were two cross talk actors on the stage talking about cross talk, and the young man found a place for Wang Ling and the two to sit down, but in fact, there was no need to find it, there were only three or five people sitting in the hundreds of seats in the entire theater.

"Why is the cross talk industry so sluggish now?"

The young man also sat down beside Wang Ling and began to introduce himself: "Little brother ~ Yue ~ Ning Jie is a member of the De ~ Halo Society. Now ~ people ~ don't understand the art of physiognomy ~ sound, no~ than you two~ bit. ”

This stutterer, what a hard time listening to him! Sure enough, it's the De Halo Society, and I get dizzy when I hear it.

"It's also a coincidence that we're here to come in and listen."

"The little ~ brother is the young ~ class master of the Yue ~ family class ~ , the two ~ happened to come ~ is fate, I~ will accompany you ~ to listen, listen ~ don't understand the place ~ Fang, I~ I will give you ~ you talk ~ explain."

Do you want to explain it to us in this way? I could have understood, but when I explained it to you, we were even more dizzy.

"Are you a young class leader? Disrespectful and disrespectful, we understand, you are busy with yours. ”

"No~ not busy, I~ I'm here~ here with~ you."

Drink, this is lazy with us, does the cross talk club still provide escort services now? Even if you want to be escorted, you can find someone who looks good!

"Okay, anyway, it's so wide, you can sit here, young class master."

Hearing that Wang Ling didn't rush himself, Yue Ningjie was even more excited, and his stuttering was even more powerful, "Tai ~ Tai on the left ~ side of the stage ~ this tease ~ tease is ~ my father, father, father, Yue~ Degan, right this ~ this praising ~ praising is Yu ~ signing a big master." ”

Father, father, father, co-author is your ancestor, Lin Xi couldn't help laughing on the side. When Yue Ningjie saw her laughing, he thought that he was amused by the cross talk on stage, and he was even more proud.

After listening to it for a while, Wang Ling felt that it was not interesting, "The cross talk you are talking about is very traditional!" ”

"Tradition~ traditional culture, when ~ is very traditional."

"That's not what cross talk says, no wonder your cross talk club is not doing well."

Yue Ningjie was not happy when he heard someone criticizing their cross talk, "No~ say that, then how do you say that~." ”

"You are the young class master, why don't you go on stage to say two paragraphs, I am very funny when I hear you speak."

Now Yue Ningjie heard it, this is a joke I stammered, but he has a good temper, he knows that the guests can't be offended, the Yuejia class is now in a bad mood, facing the crisis of bankruptcy, as the young class owner, although he stutters and can't go on stage to say cross talk, but he can't help his father.

"You~ you laughed, I~ although I also ~ want to ~ want to say ~ cross talk, you ~ you also saw ~ arrived, I stammered."

"Stuttering is not terrible, as long as you have the skills, I can help you." Today, I came to listen to cross talk on a whim, and I met such a strange thing, Wang Ling suddenly thought, should I add a cross talk program to my radio station, no one listens to traditional cross talk, I will change it.

"You, you, you, can you help me?"

"You talk about it first, I'll listen to it."

Yue Ningjie immediately said the most common name of the dish, stammering, and couldn't speak quickly, but he remembered the words correctly. He has liked cross talk since he was a child, although he knew that he was stammering, but he didn't give up, he either helped in the theater or hid at home every day to practice, and he practiced since he could speak, even his father was not optimistic about him, but he never gave up.

When Wang Ling heard it, it was good, it had characteristics, it would be nice if the speed of speech was faster, so he decided to help Yue Ningjie

"yes, you eat it, and I'll go on stage and say something about it." Wang Ling touched behind him and magically took out a chocolate, it turned out that today he glued the four-dimensional space bag to the back of the T-shirt, of course, the chocolate is not an ordinary chocolate, it is a prop in the shopping mall, articulate chocolate, eating it can make the mouth articulate and increase the speed of speech, the time limit is half an hour, it was prepared by him for others, I didn't expect to let Yue Ningjie use it today.

Yue Ningjie didn't doubt it, so he ate it after pulling the skin, and there was a sound in his mouth, "Good~ delicious, no~ I haven't eaten this~ What a delicious skill~ Keli." ”

The medicinal effect of the articulate chocolate worked, and Yue Ningjie found that his speech speed was much faster.

Wang Ling was surprised, shouldn't he become articulate after eating chocolate? Although the speed of speech is a lot faster, why is it still stuttering?

No, try another one, the second chocolate came and handed it to him, Yue Ningjie, who had tasted the sweetness, did not hesitate this time, and ate it after three chews and two chews.

"Try one more thing."

"I took the medicine you gave, and I feel more and more energetic, aren't you a stimulant? Yes! I don't stutter anymore! ”

I think you're getting nervous.

"It's amazing, I'm going to get ready right now." After Yue Ningjie finished speaking, he ran into the backstage with a cigarette.

At this time, Yue Degan had already finished speaking, and two people said on the stage that he saw his son running into the backstage, pulling himself and saying that he was going to go on stage to say cross talk, and he didn't care, this kind of thing has happened many times, and he didn't let his son say it, but it's really not good, Yue Ningjie will be more nervous after he comes on stage, sometimes he is so nervous that he can't speak, and he can't always help him save the scene and apologize to the audience.

"Dad, just let me say it, this time I promise to say it."

"You stutter when you speak, can you still say well?"

"I don't stutter now, healed!"

Yue Degan reacted at this time, his son really didn't stutter when he spoke now, and the words he said squirted out of his mouth like a machine gun.

"Are you, you~you~me~ son? How can ~ not stutter? Now he stuttered on his own.

"You're not confused, I'm not your son, who is?"

"My son is talking, who are you quickly, what are you doing pretending to be my son?"

"Dad, it's time for you to take your medicine!"

"Really cured? Thank God, my Yue Degan finally has a queen. ”

"You thought I was dead?"

"No, no, Dad is too excited, there is a successor, there is a successor!"

Yue Degan called his old partner Yu Sign, saying that Yue Ningjie was going to take the stage, and Yu Sign readily agreed, pity the parents of the world, anyway, there are no guests today, just say it, isn't it just stammering? Anyway, in a while, the Dehalo Society will be closed, and no matter what, it won't be worse than the current situation.

"Uncle Yu, I'm going to trouble you again today, which paragraph are we talking about?"

"Huh? Why don't you seem to stutter anymore? Yu Qian also looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Today, I met a high-ranking person, he gave me two chocolates, and I was fine, not only better, but also much faster."

"You're not sick, are you? Can eating chocolate cure a stutter? Also increase the speed of speech? Then I'll buy a cart of chocolates tomorrow to eat! ”

The three of them summed up and decided the jokes to be said, to say that although Yue Ningjie usually stutters, he comes as soon as he opens his mouth for cross talk jokes, and he doesn't need to rehearse, he treats his father as an idol, as long as it is the joke his father has said, he memorizes it well. But this time, he didn't want to talk about the old jokes, his stutter was miraculously cured, so he was inspired and decided to make up a paragraph. Yu Qian is worthy of being an old artist, and the two quickly exchanged a pair of words, and it only took about ten minutes to memorize the lines.

Wang Ling was waiting for Yue Ningjie to come on stage, not interested in the jokes on stage at all, and Lin Xi was also very bored listening to it, so he chatted with Wang Ling.

"What did you just give the young class master to eat? Why didn't he stutter all of a sudden? ”

"That's the chocolate that allows him to speak well."

"Just a chocolate?"

"That's it, I'm not an ordinary chocolate, why can I talk about novels on the radio after graduating from a directing department, it's because of this chocolate!"

"Then give me a taste, too."

"You're already talking as fast as a cannon, and you still need to eat, and I can't stand it if you eat again."

"you!"

After a while, Yue Ningjie and Yu signed on stage, Yue Ningjie teased, and Yu signed and praised. The two stood on the left and right, both wearing traditional coats.

Yue Ningjie: Hello everyone, I'm Yue Ningjie, and I'm very happy to be able to talk to you on stage.

Yu Sign: Hello everyone, I'm Yu Sign, and I'm here again.

Yue Ningjie: When talking about cross talk, you must first be able to speak.

Yu signed: Who can't speak!

Yue Ningjie: I'm sorry, I wouldn't!

Yu Sign: Oh, I know this, you used to be a stammer, why are you doing now?

Yue Ningjie: Take medicine, I went out that day, walked and walked, and walked to a psychiatric hospital.

Yu signed: Are you mentally ill?

Yue Ningjie: No, I'll just hang out.

Yu Sign: I see that you are not lightly ill, you can go to a mental hospital if you wander around!

Yue Ningjie: Don't make a mistake, anyway, when I arrived at the psychiatric hospital, I looked at it and found that something was wrong, how did I get here, forget it, come here, by the way, let the doctor take a look, and I registered.

Yu signed: You are really mentally ill!

Yue Ningjie: The doctor prescribed medicine, and I took it home and ate it, and guess what?

Yu Sign: Are you mentally well?

Yue Ningjie: My stuttering is good, I don't smack anymore!

Except for Wang Ling and the two in the audience, they are all old listeners of the Dehalo Society, they naturally know that this young class master turned out to be a stammer, today is terrible, it's really good, there is really a medicine for stammering in this world?

Yu Sign: Which psychiatric hospital is this, I'll go see it another day.

Yue Ningjie: Do you also have a stutter?

Yu Sign: No, I'm mentally ill.

……

After a cross talk, the audience below applauded, and they all felt that this paragraph was better than what they usually heard.