4. Magic eggs
Unbelievable, after being hungry all day, I actually packed an egg from the cafeteria and walked out, it was still a very small egg. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
I put the eggs on my dorm desk and went outside the school to fill my stomach, but when I got back to the dorm, the eggs were gone.
I heard movement in the bathroom, and after a while butterflies came out of it and said to me embarrassedly, "The game is going to start soon." But I haven't eaten yet, so eat your eggs and wish me a good race! ”
Butterfly was talking about a singing competition, and because the previous contestant had an accident at home, he asked Butterfly to make up for it. Although she only had three days to prepare, she still chose a very difficult song for the competition, and she always had difficulty singing the chorus to the high note part of the song. But the song has already been reported, and the time is pressing, so it's too late to change it.
"Xiaojie," I called out to her and said, "I'm sure you'll be able to sing well!" Don't be too nervous on stage for the first time, take it easy. Treat everyone in the audience as stones. ”
"What do you call me? Why don't you call me a nickname? Xiaojie said.
"Because you're prettier than a butterfly! Come on! You will definitely succeed! "I cheer her on.
"Why did you ...... all of a sudden?" she looked at me strangely.
"That's a lot of talking, isn't it? Who let you eat my eggs, I can tell you, my eggs are no ordinary eggs. As long as you eat it, there's nothing you can't do, it's a lucky egg! I laughed.
"Thank you!" She came up and said, taking my hand, "Why don't you go and watch me sing, they're all gone." ”
"I'm not going, I'm a little tired. I want to sleep. Hopefully, I'll wake up and hear good news from you. I let go of her hand and said.
"You're so good to me, aren't you afraid that I'll fall in love with you?" I was stunned when she said this suddenly, and she smiled, a familiar smile, as if I had seen this smile somewhere.
I came to the balcony and watched her running fast, and I couldn't help but think of Xiaoyue, she also likes to sing, and like Xiaojie, she doesn't sing very well.
Not long after Xiaojie left, I fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, the dormitory door banged, I knew they were back, and when I was about to ask Xiaojie how her performance was, she climbed on my bed at some point, and was ecstatic to pick me up and roll around on the bed.
"Han Xiyu! I love you to death! "Xiaojie was like a madman, kissing me on the forehead.
I quickly pushed her away and glared at her in horror, "You are sick, what are you doing kissing a woman?" She didn't seem to care about my reaction, but kissed me on the cheek even more wantonly. I was so angry that I kicked her in the stomach and yelled, "Get down to me!" Immediately! ”
"What's the matter, aren't you LES?" Xiaojie said.
"What? What bullshit are you? "I swear with my mouth wide open.
The whole dormitory was silent, and Xiaojie was dumbfounded. She let out a soft oh and slowly got out of my bed like a child making a mistake. I was distraught and said, "Turn off the lights!" Go to bed! They were very obedient, not only did they turn off the lights, but no one made a sound, not even washing.
I couldn't sleep at all, and after a long time, I lifted the quilt on my head and said to Xiaojie below, "I'm sorry, I'm not gay!" I don't know where you heard that, but I'm not! ”
Xiaojie didn't sleep at all, she said quickly, "I just want to express my gratitude to you." Because I won first place. I bent my head down and asked in surprise, "What did you say?" First place? You got first place? She smiled and said, "Thanks to your lucky egg!" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," I quickly apologized to Xiaojie, "My reaction just now was really inappropriate, don't you be angry with me!" I thought you ......" I had jumped out of bed and sat on the edge of Xiaojie's bed.
"I kissed you because I was grateful to you, and I didn't know how to express my gratitude to you at that moment except for kissing you." Xiaojie said aggrievedly, her tone delicate.
My other two roommates also began to speak, Zhang Xing'er turned on the light, and said excitedly, "You may not believe it, our Xiaojie sang flawlessly from beginning to end, and the people present were engrossed and wanted to applaud all the time, but they kept holding their hands in the air and stiffened, just standing stupidly and listening." ”
"Look at it! That's what it looks like! Qian Xiaoyuan imitated the audience in a similar way, making us laugh non-stop.
"Xiyu, thanks to that lucky egg of yours." Xiaojie said.
"Why does that sound so awkward?" I say.
"And how much do I thank you for your eggs?" Xiaojie smiled.
I slapped her lightly and said, "What's not the egg, it's not your level there, it's a matter of time before you get first place." Xiaojie shook her head and said, "No, no, no, it's really because of your egg, and I also raised two notes." ”
Seeing my hesitant expression, Xiaojie promised, "I won't lie to you!" Whoever lies to you has eggs under them! ”
I looked at Xing'er and Xiaoyuan, who laughed and nodded.
When I was sleeping, I kept thinking about this incredible thing, Xiaojie's singing level is well known to everyone, but it is actually really average, even very rough. It's just that it's a dormitory, and everyone is not very familiar with it. No one wants to say it. When she announced to us that she was going to compete, none of us said anything, but we all thought the same thing, as long as she liked it. The result doesn't matter at all.
In other words, Xiaojie was really going to sacrifice ugliness, but she didn't expect that not only did she not, but she also got a full house of applause.
Xiaojie couldn't sleep excitedly, we were all going to sleep, and she was still talking to herself below. said that the day after tomorrow will be rematched, and I must eat another egg before the game, and I must buy it. If she still wins the championship, she buys a hen to keep in the dormitory and lays eggs for her every day.
When I heard Xiaojie's crazy words, it was hard to fall asleep. Xiaojie seemed to have received some magic, the whole person became very strange, I went to the toilet at three o'clock in the morning, and she was still looking out the window with a pair of big eyes. She said she was so excited that she couldn't sleep at all. When I went to the toilet, I always felt cold around me, and my whole body was uncomfortable.
I didn't think much about it for a while, maybe there is such a thing as superperformance in life.
When I woke up the next day, I went back to the old library. As yesterday, I still sat in the old position. The difference is that I changed to a different book, this time called "Lying and Breathing", which describes the story of a couple of lovers from college to entering society, and then to getting married. This book is a normal book compared to yesterday's, and I like the cover of the book, it is a boy lying in the middle of the road, there are a lot of cars coming and going, but he is lazy and dismissive. As I stared at the cover, I suddenly had a strange feeling that I was worried not that the boy would be hit by a passing car, but that I was worried about the safety of those cars.
"This is a dangerous boy, I think the title of the book might as well be called a dangerous child, what do you say?"
At some point, a boy sat in front of me, and his gaze rested on the book in my hand.
"You speak quietly, everyone is reading." I say.
He looked around in surprise, "It turns out that there are other people here, I thought you were the only one." He pretended to be surprised, and I glanced at him, ignored him, and continued to read.
"Don't be angry," he continued, but this time lowering his voice, "I mean, as soon as I see you, I forget that anyone else exists. ”
I looked up just in time to see the boy from yesterday passing by like a gust of wind outside, and then staggered up to the fourth floor. I smiled and thought, "Hehe, you're here anyway." ”
"You laugh, it means I'm right."
I forgot that there was someone else in front of me, and I said, "Can you please stop sitting in front of me and blocking my view." He glanced back, it was the corner from the third floor to the fourth floor, and said, "There are no handsome guys to read there, and there are no books to read, what are you always looking at there?" If you want to see a handsome guy, you just have to look ahead. ”
The handsome guy he said was him, I took a serious look at him, he was indeed quite handsome. However, I have always thought that using handsome to describe a boy is the most unsuccessful, a boy is either very manly or very tasteful. As for handsome, it is a sculpture, an ornament, a landscape, and these things can be appreciated by taking a car for dozens of dollars.
I didn't want to talk too much about this handsome guy who suddenly popped up, since he wouldn't move his position, then I would sit outside, but he was against me, as long as I moved, he moved with me, and always sat directly across from me.
"What do you want to do? This is a place to read books, not a place to pick up girls, okay? ”
I angrily said that he suddenly fell silent, but after a while, he simply stopped sitting face to face with me, but sat directly next to me. I glared at him in disgust, "Are you alright?" Did you recognize the wrong person? What do you need to help me tell me okay? You don't want money, do you? ”
I was mad at him, and he shook his head like a tumbler. I couldn't laugh at all.
"Then why don't you leave? If you really bothered me, you would have changed places, but not only did you not change, but you also had to sit with me. "He looks reasonable.
"What do you say? Am I going to sit with you? "I couldn't stop crying.
"Obviously, then why don't you sit in another position, just sit here." He said forcefully.
"Is this your place? Is your name engraved here? Why can't I sit here? I said.
"This was my place, but I haven't been here for a long time." He said.
"You want money for a long time, right? You say how much it is, I bought this position. I said.
"I won't sell it for as much as it costs!" He said.
This guy is a scoundrel. I simply ignored him, and after a while, he smiled and apologized to me, saying that he was rude just now, because he didn't think so much when he saw a beautiful woman, and hoped that I could forgive him. I said, "It's easy to get my forgiveness, just stay away from me." He said, "That's not going to work." By the way, do you have a boyfriend? ”
I looked outside at the corner of the stairs and said slowly, "Guess what?" He said, "I guess you have, and more than one." I said, "What do you mean, I'm going to call the teacher if you keep talking nonsense." He said, "Don't shout, don't shout, I'm just joking with you." What about your boyfriend, why didn't he come to accompany you? ”
"Can you handle it?" I was bored and said, "I don't want to talk to you anymore, I'm going to read." ”
He didn't say anything, and the utter silence made me feel so comfortable, and I felt very proud to just look around the corner and wait for the guy to come down. I didn't wait for him to come downstairs yesterday, and I don't believe it today. When I came, my bag was bulging and full of snacks, and this time I saw who could survive whom.
Finally, it was noon, but the scoundrel still had no intention of leaving. I kept my right hand in my bag, touching my delicious snacks over and over again. I reluctantly turned my head and asked him, "It's time to eat, aren't you hungry?" He looked horrified, "What? You're going to invite me to dinner? I said, "You're not ashamed, I mean you should go eat, or there will be no food in the cafeteria." ”
"yes, so why don't you eat it? Why don't we both do it together? ”
"I'm not hungry, go eat. Besides, I won't eat with you. ”
"Why? Why is it so heartless? Give it a chance, okay? I'll treat you to dinner! ”
"Oh my God, what do you have to say to you to understand? I don't have the slightest interest in you, so can you? ”
"That's not good, if you don't go to dinner, I won't go. Han Xiyu. ”
I thought I was overhungry and had a hearing problem, so I asked him, "How do you know my name?" Where did you know that? He looked wronged, "We are in the same class, my name is Fan Dacheng, don't you have any impression of me?" ”
Since I came to school, I have hardly crossed paths with anyone in my class. I knew that I was a very strange person in the eyes of my classmates, and every time the teacher called my name, they would turn their heads to look at me for a few seconds, and I thought, they must have been surprised that I could still speak.
I don't have any impression of this guy named Fan Dacheng, he said that he likes to sit behind me in class, look at my hair, and sometimes play with my hair, such as tying two hairs into a dead knot, and then stealing fun.
I could only laugh at him when he said this, a disgusting laugh at him. He said, "Whoever told you to keep not talking, I wanted to amuse you." ”
"No, you don't! Whether I'm happy or not has nothing to do with you. I said.
"I like you, of course it has something to do with me if you're unhappy." He said.
I smiled wryly, shook my head, and said, "University is such a fun place." He leaned into me and asked, "Do you like this kind of fun?" If the two of us were together, we would have a lot more fun. ”
"Why?" I asked him curiously.
"You think, you are so introverted, I am very extroverted, we just complement each other! You say yes, right? ”
"First, I'm not an introvert. Second ...... "I think it's cool to list one or two, but I don't know what second is, Fan Dacheng looked at me and smiled, I said, "Second, I have a boyfriend, and he just went up to the fourth floor." ”
"I don't believe it!" He said.
"Don't believe it, do you? Do you know why I've been sitting here and refusing to change places? Because I'm waiting for him here, and you didn't notice that this position was just right to see him coming down from the stairs? ”
"Are you telling the truth?"
"Of course it's true, my boyfriend is very handsome. Like coming out of the painting. ”