"It's... If you don't cultivate, it's a pit! Even give me a flying trick! It's been three days, why haven't you come to Buzhou Mountain? Wang Dongxing panted and looked at Buzhou Mountain in front of him and complained. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Gangdan's face was not too good: "This is called Wangshan running a dead horse!" But it's really too bad that you haven't cultivated! It doesn't matter if you don't cultivate in the chaos, but here is a wilderness! A rabbit can kill you in seconds! ”

"What should I do? I'm re-cultivating the Nine Turns Golden Body Decision? Wang Dongxing sat by the river and drank water, this is an innate divine spring from Buzhou Mountain, and the quality is very good! Take one sip to relax your whole body, take two sips to be refreshed, and take three sips... Or like that! It's just clear water, what do you think is the elixir of life?

Wang Gangdan analyzed the surrounding environment and rejected Wang Dongxing's proposal: "After the opening of the sky, the chaotic qi has almost escaped, "Nine Turns of the Golden Body" is Pangu's cultivation method in chaos, without the chaotic qi, you can't even practice the first turn!" ”

"That's not right! In the human world, Pangu can be re-cultivated! Why can't I? Wang Dongxing stiffened his neck and argued.

Wang Gangdan looked sideways and said, "Oops! IQ is good! It's Pangu! This "Nine Turns of the Golden Body Decision" people can cultivate with their eyes closed, can you? People are different, you have to do things that can only be done by Ferrari, and you are tired of life? If you hadn't eaten a dozen or so lotus seeds that created the Blue Lotus in the chaos at the beginning, did you think you would have been able to cultivate to a half-saint? ”

Wang Dongxing was out of power by this pinch gun and stick: "Then what should I do?" We can't go all the way to Buzhou Mountain, right? ”

Wang Gangdan thought about it and felt that what Wang Dongxing said made sense, this time the crossing caused a deviation in the teleportation location due to Wang Dongxing's open defecation, and the landing site was 120,000 miles away from Nuwa's place. Tut-tut, enough for Wang Dongxing to drink a pot!

"That's right! I have a basic immortal method in my machine, and here is a flood of treasures everywhere, and you can grow and cultivate by eating two weeds! You can practice some magic powers, and I guess it's enough! Wang Gangdan printed out the "Basic Immortal Law" and handed it to Wang Dongxing: "These are the wages given to you by Mr. Yu, these are the secrets of the fairy world!" ”

"What's that? So wicked? Wang Dongxing asked curiously.

"Thirty-six changes in Tiangang!" Wang Gangdan said coaxingly: "Many great powers in the immortal world started by relying on this exercise, this thing conforms to the way of heaven, and the cultivation to the highest depths can directly point to the Holy Venerable!" ”

"So awesome? Then why is it that Zhu Bajie, who has cultivated the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, can't do Sun Wukong, who has cultivated the seventy-two changes of the earth? Wang Dongxing pouted.

"Huh? Your questions today are so sharp! I'll correct you first--it's not like Commander Pig can't kill that monkey! Wang Gangdan is colorful.

"Doesn't it all say in the story that Zhu Bajie was overturned by Sun Wukong!" Wang Dongxing is righteous and strict.

Wang Gangdan said depressedly: "Uh... I am now full of curiosity about the Three Thousand and One Realm, why can such a secret thing in the Immortal Realm be widely spread in the world? Whether it is the Great Tribulation of the Gods or the Journey to the West, it has been written into a novel! It's horrible! What you have recorded in the world is really true, the commander-in-chief of the pig during the Journey to the West was really Sun Monkey's junior brother! But the only time they did it was at the gate of Yunzhan Cave, the two fought for hundreds of rounds, and finally Sun Wukong said that his master was Tang Seng after Commander-in-Chief Zhu took the initiative to surrender! ”

"Uh... Is there any secret in this? Wang Dongxing asked.

"Of course! The Pig Commander-in-Chief is the top powerhouse in the Golden Immortals! All the equipment was purchased by Taishang Laojun! A wild monkey who carried a second-hand iron rod (Dayu stayed in the East China Sea after Dayu ruled the water) and started by smashing and robbing his home can beat him? Wang Gangdan said disdainfully.

"So what?" Wang Dongxing asked curiously, sure enough, if you have lived for a long time, you have no right to speak if you don't see it in person.

"Commander-in-Chief Pig is the nail that President Yu has driven into the Western Lingshan Group, just like Rulai sent the King of Jizo to the underworld to grab the territory - can a commander-in-chief do anything with a monkey who does errands? This way, the commander-in-chief of the pig is pampered, and Tang Seng also has to provide for him! This time, do you know why every time Commander-in-Chief Pig and Sun Wukong choke on fire, Tang Seng helps Commander-in-Chief Pig, right? Wang Gangdan's words were not shocking.

"Well... You win! I cultivate the thirty-six changes of Tiangang! How do you do this? If you practice it, you can transform, right? Wang Dongxing asked.

"Uh... Don't you read the instructions yourself? Tiangang Thirty-six Changes is a compilation of thirty-six kinds of supernatural powers, each of these thirty-six kinds of supernatural powers has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, Commander-in-Chief Zhu Bajie refined the rivers and seas, and became the commander-in-chief of the Navy by virtue of this supernatural power! Wang Gangdan introduced.

"So strong?" Wang Dongxing sighed.

Wang Gangdan's face turned red a little - he didn't tell him that another reason why Zhu Bajie could become the commander-in-chief of the Navy was that he was hard enough in the background and stable enough on his heels... Zhu Bajie was a mortal before he ascended to immortal, and after knocking a shot and nine turns to return the pill, he soared in the daytime, and became a glorious immortal!

There are a total of three immortals in the immortal world who can afford to return the pill to the Nine Turns - Mr. Yu, Taishang Laojun and Donghua Emperor. Which of these three masters has a prestigious reputation in the heavenly realm, and it is more than enough for Zhu Bajie to seek the position of commander-in-chief of the navy.....

Wang Dongxing looked at the magic power that was most suitable for his current situation--soaring clouds and fog! This magical power is a necessary immortal method for immortals to travel at home, and an immortal who does not soar through the clouds is not a qualified immortal. After cultivating the clouds and driving the mist, the immortals will condense the natal immortal cloud, and the natal immortal cloud needs to go to the subordinate office of the fairy world traffic management office to apply for the cloud license number...... Of course, the fairy world needs to be restricted due to traffic congestion, and there is no such restriction in the flood at this time, except for the winged beasts, no one can fly!

"Oh, that's good! Getting started is easy! Wang Dongxing was overjoyed after reading the introduction, he had been eager to fly to the blue sky since he was a child, but he didn't expect this dream to come true!

It's a pity that the description doesn't write the perverted requirement of "If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace", otherwise Wang Dongxing would have cried to death!

The beginning of the clouds and fog is particularly mysterious, and it turned out to be an excerpt from "Getaway"... Do you dare not be so pitiful?

Thanks to Wang Gangdan, Wang Gangdan's face was not right, and he cleverly presented a vernacular translation version, and the translated Tengyun Fog usage method is much closer to the people:

Step 1: Absorb the clouds and rain qi of nature and form natal immortal clouds in the body.

Two steps: spit out the old and absorb the new, and warm the natal immortal cloud with water system energy.

Step 3: Release the natal immortal cloud and establish a spiritual connection.

Step 4: Go to a driving school to test your driver's license and become a legal driver (you can't go, but you will be sentenced to fifteen years of administrative detention if you are caught by the Fairy Law Enforcement Department.) ）

Step 5: Have a good trip and enjoy the thrill of flying through the clouds! Come on, Momoda!

Wang Dongxing: ......