Text Chapter 43 Trick Cave Trying to get it
I kicked it up, and he sucked in his stomach and clamped it so tightly that he couldn't pull it out......
He flicked hard, and his feet rushed out...... I flipped over and slammed into the rock platform, unconvinced, glaring at hateful eyes and shouting, "Niangniang, use the fairy method!"
The queen didn't listen, took the fairy lantern, and turned into the water with a heel bucket......
I really want to scold her for being insane! However, the fairy lantern reflected her shadow in the water, threw away all the clothes she was wearing, and washed the carrion and flesh on her body with her hands......
Lan Yin Yin panicked, moved her gaze to my face and threatened: "Waste; don't come, there are women in the water!"
I thought he was going to protect the queen's mother, but I didn't expect the bullet to be five meters high, and a heel bucket fell into the water......
The fairy lantern is gone, and so is the queen's mother......
The ugly monsters "quack" in the water, beat the water to a "rattle", sometimes pop out of the water, and sometimes burrow into the water.
A bright spot flew at me, spun around a few times to become a queen mother, and not only was the body washed, but also put on a long tulle dress - the big red flower pattern, which did not feel ugly.
The fairy lantern became larger and brighter, illuminating the rock wall behind him clearly......
The queen mother was stunned! her eyes were bigger than the copper bell, her mouth was open, and she couldn't speak for a long time......
What happened? I followed her line of sight, and I was stunned! I didn't expect that the person we were looking for was actually locked to the rock wall, and the invisible body could not be seen at all if I didn't pay attention.
The queen stroked the invisible shoulder, and couldn't help shouting: "War Division, what's wrong with you?"
The invisible body did not move, nor spoke, and the Queen Mother grabbed his arm with her hand as if it were on a rock......
I frowned for a long time, and finally moved my gaze to the green and yin water, and couldn't help but shout: "It's him......"
The queen thought the same thing, and lowered her eyes to the water and shouted: "Lan Yin Yin, where are you?"
After shouting several times, he finally saw the "grunt" bubbling in the water, and suddenly showed his head and said the human voice with the tiger's mouth: "Beauty, why did you hide from me just now?"
The queen didn't answer such a stupid question, pointed her finger at the rock, and said, "Let him out?"
The blue yin bear's eyes turned around a few times in the socket, and put forward the condition: "Although I didn't get it, but I will find a way, but I have to exchange it for a woman; I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet." ”
Do fools know that there is only one woman here, and there is no one else besides her?
In my opinion, the Queen Mother would never agree, and besides, I ...... Especially Shao Jimei is gone, pinning all her hopes on her.
The queen didn't have to tell anyone, she flew around with her hands behind her back like a little old man and asked, "What kind of woman do you want?"
Lan Yinyin's goal was very clear, and he said without hesitation: "It's better to be like you, or, marry you to me!"
I want to vomit when I hear this shameless sentence, and I don't look at myself, how ugly and ugly I want to be - the queen mother followed him, isn't it equivalent to flowers inserted in cow dung?
I can't stand it anymore, and shouts, "Don't talk nonsense, or I'll kill you!"
Lan Yin Yin simply made me understand: "There is no place for you to talk here, die!"
I glared at my eyes and shouted, "I'm going to turn you into a dead man at once!"
He laughed "haha" and said wildly: "You are the one who died!"
Before I could speak, he stomped his foot in the air, and a gust of wind rushed into the water: "boom", and the water rose fivefold, and soon flooded to the rocky platform where we were standing, and stared at the queen with a ferocious gaze and threatened: "Marry or not......?"
This must be considered, the queen mother saw that the roof of the cave was very high, and if the water kept rising, the consequences could be imagined...... Just ask: "If you introduce a woman to you, can you release the invisible person?"
Lan Yin Yin was tired of hearing it, that was just an excuse, what she really wanted was a beautiful woman, and said, "Don't bother anymore, marry you, and that's it!"
Whether or not the queen will marry is another matter; anyway, I can't accept it in my heart! He shouted: "What wife will a dead man marry? Besides, the women around you have been stained with carrion and flesh; aren't you afraid?"
He didn't want to hear anything else, except for the carrion and flesh: "What are you afraid of that thing? Even I will eat it! I'm hungry, what does it matter?"
It seems that talking to him is really playing the piano to the cow! I can't figure out who I am without showing some color? I was about to fly out of the ......
The queen mother grabbed me, looked at him and said, "That's it! I agree to marry you!
Lan Yin Yin is very happy! I have heard that I am very happy to marry a woman, not to mention that a beautiful woman is very beautiful! What would it be like to be confused with her?
The more he thought about it, the more fascinated he became, and he flew up from the water, about to cast a spell...... I always feel that something is wrong, in case ...... Simply put forward a new condition: "This law must be used after marriage......;
Even I could hear what he meant, could the queen not know?, "Well, I'll marry you right away!" I don't need to cast a spell, just tell me how to solve it. ”
These words made him jump up with joy, and he couldn't help but shout in an excited voice: "Bride, shall we enter the cave room?"
I looked everywhere and couldn't see where the new house was, so I asked, "Is there a cave house here?"
He is very good at talking, and he also sells guanzi: "Cave house cave house, as the name suggests, new house in the cave." ”
This is also new, but it is understandable, where did the cave house come from? I stupidly whispered into the queen's ear, "Is your word true?"
Of course, the queen would like to know that there are some situations that she can't let me know, just nod her head and don't speak......
"Oh my God, this shameless blue yin is really going to take the queen mother away from me;
I flicked my legs and flew up in a panic, and when he wasn't paying attention, I punched him in the eye, and I saw that I could hit him 100 percent.
Unexpectedly, he shook his head and brushed his eyes, and my left fist followed, and he grabbed it with his hand and shook it......
I flipped and slammed into the opposite rock wall, dizzy...... I didn't even figure it out, how could I be so fragile when I was so powerful? I used the rebound inertia to rush out with flying legs...... The eyes are full of gold, and the whole body is weak......
Lan Yin Yin wanted to fly over, and kicked me to death with a few flying feet, so as not to always mess up his good deeds.
The queen mother stopped: "You haven't told me where the new house is?"
Lan Yin Yin endured this evil breath, glared and threatened: "If you dare to be verbose, I will kill you!"
I had more than enough heart, but not enough strength, and stopped on a large horizontal rock to gasp for breath, feeling a burning pain in the wound of my arm, and the fairy lantern was too far away to observe.
The queen mother urged several times, revealing a sincere face: "Is there a new house?"
He was going to flaunt in front of the woman, shouting at the invisible man behind the queen: "Open the door?"
With a "bang", the stone door retracted into the earth, opening a large hole......
Lan Yin Yin stood at the door, stared at the beauty and said, "You can go in." ”
Niangniang walked to the door and retreated, deliberately frowning and asking, "The door is open, and the invisible man has also entered the earth, how can I get out?"
Lan Yin Yin couldn't wait, so he simply told the truth: "Men are all waste! It's better to die, why let him out?"
When the queen mother heard this, her face changed greatly, it turned out that what he said didn't count, and he didn't want to let him go at all, so he could only say: "The marriage contract is canceled, blame you for not fulfilling your promise." ”
Lan Yin Yin had already planned to tell me this at this time, wasn't it too late? While the beauty was not paying attention, she pushed hard and tried to push her through the door......
However, the queen's body shrank, flew into his nostrils and climbed up, and came to the brain to take a look: it was all stale garbage, such an old head, and wanted to marry a fairy wife, it was really wishful thinking!