Chapter 248: Mushroom Mushroom
"The enemy has crossed the minefield, the elven archer squad is ready!" Nuwa took the Xiaoling Flag and gestured heroically, this Xiaoling Flag was transformed by the red hydrangea that Wang Dongxing gave her, and it was infinitely powerful. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The chairman... Oops, what the hell is this buried by the enemy? How can you blow people up? A rascal grinned with bared teeth.
The eldest brother calmly lit a cigar for himself and said calmly: "Count the casualties, remember to record the video - if they have hidden arms, this is a serious crime!" ”
"Okay! Chairman! The little rascal's fart was gone, and the team continued to move on, and the forest seemed to be ahead.
"It's now! Launch! Nuwa estimated the distance and said to the elves.
The elves use the plant branches as slingshots, and use the tenacity of the branches to shoot dried peppers more than a meter long into the sky.
When the vegetables and fruits are turned into goblins, their branches are more than enough to refine magic weapons, and they are simply overkill when they are slingshots.
The dehydrated dried chili peppers automatically disintegrate into chili powder after flying to a certain speed, and then slowly float down with the breeze, just over the heads of the fierce hooligans who are ready to find a field.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"The nose is so spicy!"
"I feel like I'm going to breathe fire!"
"No more! Water? Who has water? ”
"Ahhhh I'm going to die! I'm going to die! ”
"Help, Mom, I'm looking for Mom!"
The hooligans who were battered with chili peppers all over their faces suddenly felt uncomfortable, this chili pepper is not an ordinary chili pepper, this thing is a Chaotian pepper from India!
This is the hottest pepper in the world, and God knows why a seed store in a county town sells Chaotian pepper seeds - maybe this small bag of seeds is an add-on!
"Wear a mask! Fast! The chairman with the cigar in his mouth hurriedly threw away the cigar, took off his coat and covered his face, he was not hurt much after a layer of filtering, but his subordinates were not so lucky, they were tossed around like this, and they were fated if they didn't have an upper respiratory infection.
Sucking the chili noodles made of Chaotian pepper directly into the nose, what a feeling it is! Its death index is close to ooxx dripping wind oil essence! (Mr. Yang personally tested the unbearable pain, please control your curiosity, thank you...) ps. Mr. Yang has been hospitalized because of the experiment, please vote for me... )
After such a toss, there are less than 50 people who can still survive, and more than half of them have lost more than half of the battle a few kilometers from their destination, and this humiliating way is about to break through the sky.
"All the men march quickly! Get gasoline and lighters ready! I'm going to burn down that broken house today! The chairman said angrily, due to the regularization of operations, he has to bear the medical expenses of his subordinates, and he will lose more than 100,000 yuan for this trip today, can he not be angry?
"You can walk the remaining two kilometers completely, I count you as amazing!" Wang Dongxing, who was overjoyed to watch the real-time monitoring, muttered in his mouth: "Nuwa, this little girl is getting worse and worse, she won't sprinkle chili powder on my ** in the future, right?" ”
Nuwa glanced at the watch on her wrist and waved her hand to cast a spell: "The clouds are winding!" ”
For a while, the mountain city was turbulent, and the dandelions that had already risen into the air flew to the hooligans under the action of the wind, and the density was exactly the same as the catkins, and in less than a while, the hooligans accumulated a thick layer of dandelion hair.
Don't think that dandelions are not lethal, the mother-in-law plants go in the direction of burning when they mutate, and their seeds store a large amount of combustible substances - that is, after a certain period of time, these dandelions will spontaneously combust.
Sure enough, Nuwa's lips opened slightly, and after a leisurely countdown, she murmured, "Wildfire!" ”
The pure white fantasy world composed of white dandelions suddenly changed after Nuwa's wildfire burned the plains, and yellow flames erupted from the dandelion seeds. Don't forget, dandelion seeds can be attached to dandelion floc, which is extremely flammable.
The sky-high fire burned directly, and the dandelions hanging on the hooligans directly became their life talismans. The heat of several hundred degrees directly burned their skin and flesh, and some of them lay on the ground in unbearable pain and rolled around in an attempt to extinguish the fire on their bodies. But unfortunately, there are more dandelions on the ground, and the guys who roll on the ground tend to get hurt more!
Thirty seconds later, the ruins in front of Wang Dongxing's house were filled with the smell of meat. This meat aroma is the aroma of pure grilled meat that has not been processed and sprinkled with seasonings. The main ingredient of this fragrance is - people! It's really scary to think about it!
"Yo Yo Yo, I'm going to die... When the person is dead, the master will reprimand Nuwa. Then treat them... The Spore Squad obeys orders! Launch! Nuwa continued to order: "The person who grows the mushroom doesn't know if it's a person or a mushroom... I guess it's called a vegetative person..."
"Oh, yes, it's better to offend me than to offend Nuwa! I'm sorry for you! Wang Dongxing lay on the sofa and muttered while nibbling on cucumbers: "Nuwa, this unlucky kid is much more clever than me, but don't give your life, people who don't deserve to die at the hands of monks will lose merit, and it will cost people to bring them back from the underworld - the king of Hades is not good to owe!" ”
According to Nuwa's order, the mushrooms growing in the trees in the front yard disintegrated and turned into bun patterns. Mushrooms are made up of one microsporophyte after another, and the spores have the function of dividing, and once the microspores have successfully taken root, they will grow into new mushrooms.
"Yo Yo Yo..."
"Let's go..."
"Mushroom mushroom!"
The spores let out a cry of joy before leaving, which of course was only heard by Nuwa and the plant spirits.
Nuwa saluted solemnly, and then watched these spores drift away, and there was a little sadness in the air inexplicably...
After another two kilometers of flight, the spores successfully took root on the battlefield where bullet marks were dense, mourning was everywhere, wildfires were inexhaustible, and the spring breeze blew and reborn, whether it was people or scorched earth, every inch of space was occupied by the spores.
The scorched, festering bodies of the wounded were bleeding all sorts of disgusting fluids, which were the best supper for the spores. After the spores took root in the human body, they frantically replicated and divided, and soon the fungal infections in the bodies of these injured people were killed by these mushrooms.
For a while, the mushrooms and the injured formed a wonderful symbiotic relationship, the mushrooms were helping the wounded to heal, and the injured were providing nutrition for the mushrooms. So there was a very happy situation on the battlefield:
The devastated and bruised people just now were almost better, but correspondingly, each of these guys was full of mushrooms, and it seemed that even Little Tintin could not escape his fate...... (To be continued.) )