"A long, long time ago, in a place called Lion Patrol Mountain, there was a Lion Patrol Mountain High School. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In this high school, there is a kind and kind model high school student, his name is Zhuo Long.

Zhuo Long's popularity is very good, and many people will happily rush over to greet him when they see him.

Because Zhuo Long is deeply admired by them, most people will kneel down to express their respect after greeting......"

"Respect for your size! You forced them to their knees! Bu Fan couldn't help but complain.

Zhuo Long: "Ah, this person is Zhuo Long's idiot friend Bu Fan, he is not only an idiot, but also a Shake S, referred to as a shake idiot." ”

Bu Fan: "Who is Shake S, only you are." You shivering idiot. ”

Zhuo Long: "Your mother has no asshole when she gives birth to a son." ”

Bufan: "You don't have an asshole!" ”

Bu Fan: "That's why you asked me to come here?" Enough, I'm going back. Bu Fan picked up his backpack and prepared to go home.

Zhuo Long: "Don't, listen to me tell the story first!" ”

Zhuo Long grabbed Bu Fan.

Bu Fan: "I declare in advance, if you scold me again, I will really leave." ”

Zhuo Long: "Absolutely no more scolding...... Alas...... Actually, I don't know where to start. ”

Zhuo Long sighed, "Actually, I'm cursed. ”

Bu Fan: "You lied to the ghost." ”

Zhuo Long: "I was cursed by a girl dressed in white, and my heart is still pounding, and I think that if I don't see her again, I'm going to die." ”

Bufan: "I'll go!" ”

His interest suddenly rose, "Talk about it, talk about it!" What does it look like? Is it pretty? ”

Zhuo Long: "She's like an angel. No, the angel is just a piece of in front of her. ”

Bu Fan: "I didn't expect that the tyrant of Lion Patrol Mountain High School would also have a girl he liked, poof, poof." ”

Bu Fan hung his eyes and laughed wildly.

Zhuo Long: "Hey, I don't remember my nickname again. Besides, as an able-bodied male high school student, what's so strange about having a girl you like. ”

Bu Fan: "It's not strange to put it on others, but it's really strange to put it on you." ”

Zhuo Long: "Huh? ”

Bu Fan: "Let's give you an example. You picked up a can in the park last week and threw it in the trash. ”

Zhuo Long: "Yes, you saw it? ”

Bu Fan: "I sincerely advise you not to do this in the future." ”

Zhuo Long: "Why? ”

Bu Fan: "Kicking over the trash cans and spilling the garbage all over the ground is what you need to do." ”

Zhuo Long: "What kind of person do you think I am!" …… Although sometimes I can't help but kick over the trash can a few times when I fight, but that's helpless! ”

Bu Fan: "Littering at will, so that the sanitation workers dare to be angry and dare not speak out, this is in line with your setting." ”

Zhuo Long: "So you treat me like a human being!" ”

Bu Fan: "Blackmailing the junior students and asking them to kneel and hand over their wallets is in line with your character." ”

Zhuo Long: "I said you're enough. ”

Bu Fan: "When I saw the girl I liked, I rushed directly to the wall and knocked her, and then said with an evil smile: 'Little girl, give the uncle a smile~' This is the Zhuo Long I know." ”

Zhuo Long: "Forget it, you get out, I'm too naïve to talk to you about this." ”

Zhuo Long waved his hand and signaled Bufan to get out of here.

Bu Fan: "Don't, it was teasing you just now, tell me the story between you and that girl, and let the love expert Bu Fan come to give you a reference." ”

Zhuo Long: "Are you really willing to listen?" ”

Bu Fan: "As long as you are willing to speak." ”

Zhuo Long: "Then don't interrupt me. ”

Bufan: "Okay." ”

Zhuo Long: "A long, long time ago, in a place called Lion Patrol Mountain, there was a Lion Patrol Mountain High School......" Zhuo Long had just finished speaking, and was interrupted by Bu Fan.

Bu Fan: "Stop! Isn't this back to square one? Omit the previous one.,Just say how you met that girl.。 ”

Zhuo Long: "...... I started going home around seven o'clock last night. On the way, I saw a girl dressed in white, who was feeding a feral cat. ”

Bu Fan: "It's a very ordinary beginning. And then what? Did you strike up a conversation with her? ”

Zhuo Long: "Well, then the wild cat pounced. ”

Bu Fan: "Who are you talking to!! ”

Zhuo Long: "I kicked the wildcat into the wall. ”

Bu Fan: "Don't kick it!" It's over, the wildcat must be dead! That girl is going to hate you to death. ”

Zhuo Long: "That wild cat didn't have anything to do, and still pounced on me. ”

Bu Fan: "How can there be such a sturdy wild cat in this world!" ”

Zhuo Long: "Then I'll use a trick to kill my throat." ”

Bufan: "......"

Zhuo Long: "Then he handed the wildcat to the girl." ”

Bu Fan: "Give her the corpse of the cat that the girl likes...... Sure enough, it fits your settings very well. ”

Zhuo Long: "The girl looks very happy. ”

Bu Fan: "How can you be happy!" You must think they're happy when you make them kneel! I guess it's the same thing! ”

Zhuo Long: "She said she wanted to thank me, but she didn't know how to thank me. ”

Bu Fan: "She is so grateful that she can't wait to kill you." ”

Zhuo Long: "I originally wanted her to be my girlfriend. But it seems a bit bad to say this to a girl who has just met. ”

Bu Fan: "Do you also know the word 'a little bad'?" ”

Zhuo Long: "So I said, 'Can I take your hand, I've never signed a girl's hand' or something like that." ”

Bu Fan: "Bastard, what kind of innocence are you pretending!" ”

Zhuo Long: "But she said that she couldn't repay my kindness just like this, so she kissed me." ”

Bufan: "Hehe......"

Zhuo Long: "Before leaving, she told me that if I wanted to kiss her mouth-to-mouth, I had to catch Bai Ze and give it to her." So I want to ask, where can I catch Bai Ze? ”

Bu Fan: "Catch your sister!! ”

Zhuo Long: "My sister is not Bai Ze. I've checked, and Bai Ze seems to be a flying white lion. I said you've been very noisy since you started, can I not interject when I'm telling a story? ”

Bufan: "I don't want to either!" But my setting has added a new item to the "Oye's Disappearance" chapter, which is to complain about you 100%! If you have a grudge, go to the author! ”

Bu Fan: "That's enough, I'm going back." ”

Zhuo Long: "Why don't you believe it?" What I said is true, hey, I won't hide it from you now, that girl is not an ordinary person, but a demon slayer. The black cat is not an ordinary cat, it is a kind of youkai called a night cat. ”

Bu Fan: "I can't listen to it anymore, who wants to believe your nonsense, it's a blasphemy against my IQ." When bad really isn't for you, switch to writing novels. See you then! ”

Watching Bu Fan gradually walk away, Zhuo Long couldn't help but start muttering: "Am I really not suitable to be bad?" No, I wasn't. Hey, why doesn't anyone believe me? ”

"I believe in you."

At this moment, a voice came from behind Zhuo Long.

Zhuo Long looked back and saw that it was actually a famous secondary two disease in the class, Tang Zhe.

Zhuo Long: "Tang Zhe, what are you doing here?" ”

"My 'True Eye of the Evil King' told me long ago that I would meet my destined battle partner here." Tang Zhe pointed to his right eye, which was wrapped in bandages on his face.

Zhuo Long: "Huh? ”

Tang Zhe: "You must understand what you say, Zhuo Long!" ”

Zhuo Long: "Understand? ”

Tang Zhe: "Understand that the meaning of our existence is only destruction, the destruction of this corrupt world that diffuses the smell of evil. ”

Zhuo Long: "Who are you referring to?" ”

Tang Zhe: "Eh, you." ”

Zhuo Long: "Why? ”

Tang Zhe: "Because the world is hopelessly corroded by the erosion of counterfeits, only destruction will bring new life, do you understand?" ”

Zhuo Long: "Understand? ”

Tang Zhe: "...... That's enough, what kind of role-play are you! ”

Zhuo Long: "I didn't plan to play any role-playing, you play slowly, I'll go first." ”

Tang Zhe: "Wait! Zhuo Long! ”

However, Zhuo Long is not the kind of person who can listen to others, and he has long been running away at this time.

"Really, if you don't tell him soon, it's dangerous."