With his strong physique, Xia Ming quickly squeezed to the front, stretching out his hands to block those behind who wanted to squeeze him over. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"How much money?" After Kankan stood firm, Xia Ming looked at the man with a shy face.

The man stood on the steps, with a cross-eyebrow and a two-meter-long knife in his hand, constantly waving and scaring everyone. Hearing Xia Ming's question, he couldn't help but glance down at him, and said impatiently: "Jiaolong still has a seat, one hundred taels for adults and fifty taels for children; There are still seven carriages left of the half-breed dragon horse, fifty taels for adults and thirty taels for children......"

"Dude, let me in, I have money, I'm poor and only money is left!" Xia Ming hurriedly said, "I'll sit on the dragon...... Don't squeeze me, uncle in the back of the fuck, you don't have any money! In the end, he turned his head and scolded behind him.

"Oh? Is this brother really rich? When the man heard Xia Ming's answer, a gentle smile suddenly appeared on his impatient face, stretched out his hand in front of Xia Ming, and said with a smile: "Ten taels of silver for the entrance fee." ”

"There's a charge for this?" Xia Ming looked at him speechlessly.

The man replied as a matter of course: "That's natural, otherwise, a person who says he has money can go in, what if he meets that kind of mud legs?" It's all from your neighbors, so you can't kill them, right? ”

"**** mother's Xiahou Wen, your uncle, I grew up watching you, I am a **** mother, can't you turn a blind eye and let my eldest grandson in?" Someone in the crowd heard Xia Houwen's speech, and the people who were familiar with him suddenly taught him a lesson in an old-fashioned manner.

"Ouch Zhang Laohan, my mother has been dead for more than ten years, I didn't expect your old family to be old-hearted, against a bunch of bones, if the thing under you can still be hard, the little nephew will respect you as a man!" Hearing someone scolding him, he didn't expect that Xiahou Wen was really like his appearance, he was simply not able to enter the oil and salt, let your tongue bloom lotus, even if it threatened to dig up his ancestral grave, he would not frown.

“……”

"Xiahou Wen, you son without asshole!"

"Labor...... The gentleman has married five wives and has already given birth to twelve daughters, and he will have no sons in this life......"

Xia Ming looked at Xiahou Wen's words in distress, and when he said it, he actually forgot about himself. I had to take out ten taels of silver, shook it in front of his eyes, and said loudly: "I have money, I'm going crazy, let me in!" ”

Xia Ming has not experienced this kind of crowded scene for a long time, it is much more terrifying than the Spring Festival tide in China!

Xiahou Wen took the silver with a smile, dodged a gap, and let Xia Ming rush in.

"Oops! Why? I let that young man in, who the fuck let you in! Even if you get in, do you have enough money! Xia Houwen's scolding from behind him, Xia Ming couldn't care about it, he exhaled a long breath, and felt that after a while, a layer of fine beads of sweat appeared on his body, which was even more tiring than a fight!

Entering the courtyard gate, a hunchbacked old man walked over to him, and the old man's voice was like the friction of tree bark, which made people shudder, "This son, do you want to ride a dragon or a half-breed dragon horse?" ”

"Jiaolong." Xia Ming didn't wait for the other party to stretch out his hand, and directly took out a hundred taels of silver and threw it into the small bamboo basket that the other party was carrying.

The old man smiled with satisfaction, turned around and walked inside: "Childe, please come with me." ”

I couldn't see it from the outside at all, and when I entered the yard, I found that the space here was extremely wide, and it took more than half an hour to walk, and after turning a rockery dozens of meters high, Xia Ming saw the dragon to ride.

Jiaolong is not actually a dragon, but is cultivated by a snake, and after turning into a dragon, there is no way to turn into a real dragon at all. This dragon is obviously domesticated and extremely tame. When Xia Ming came to it, he glanced at him curiously.

Looking at this Jiaolong, which was more than two hundred meters long and almost more than twenty meters wide at the widest position of the ridge, Xia Ming couldn't help but smile slightly. On its back, some one hundred seats were fixed, ninety-nine of which were occupied by men, leaving only one near its tail.

Without the assistance of others, I saw Xia Ming step on the ground hard, and his body instantly ejected, and he jumped onto the seat with a loan of strength on Jiaolong's body.

Such agile skills made those who had been sitting for a long time cheer loudly.

Xia Ming clenched his fists with both hands and arched his hands back and forth, and then Shi Shiran sat down.

There was also an adjacent seat next to it, and a little fat man was sitting on it, who was looking at Xia Ming in a daze at this time, with surprise in his eyes.

Xia Ming felt his gaze, looked over suspiciously, and asked, "What's on my face?" ”

The little fat man shook his head.

"My clothes are torn and my ass is exposed?"

The little fat man hesitated, but still shook his head.

"Then why are you looking at me like that?" Xia Ming frowned and continued to ask.

The little fat man rubbed his fat hands and said hesitantly, "You...... Are you the one who is in the ...... today Neurosis lying on the street? ”

“……”

"You're a psychopath, your whole family is a psychopath!" Seeing this hateful little fat man debunk his black history, Xia Ming's face suddenly darkened, and he grinned and scared the other party.

After all, the little fat man was still young, at most fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was so intimidated by Xia Ming, his nose wrinkled, and he grinned and cried loudly.

"Alright, it's all quiet! No matter how noisy it is, it will be dealt with by giving up riding the dragon, and of course your money will not be returned! Just when Xia Ming didn't know what to do, a lean middle-aged man jumped on Jiaolong's head and stood with his hands in his hands, quite a master.

And after he said this, everyone sat down and said no more. Even the little fat man 'squeaked' and ...... to shut it down, but there was still snot hanging under his nostrils that he hadn't had time to wipe off.

The man was very satisfied with everyone's obedience, looked around, then nodded, and said: "My name is Huang Qifan, I am the leader of the team this time, our destination is Liyang Sect, Jiaolong is not allowed to leave his seat at will during the flight, otherwise don't blame others if he dies." ”

"What if I have an urgent need to urinate frequently?" As soon as Huang Qifan finished speaking, he saw the little fat man beside Xia Ming raise his hand pitifully, "I...... I...... Liyang Sect selected disciples, I was so excited, I ...... When I'm excited, I always pee......"

"Poof......

"Hahaha......"

Everyone looked back and looked at the fat man whose chubby face was already flushed, and couldn't help laughing. There was even a teenager who knew him, and sneered: "Liu Xiaopang, you idiot just suffocate to death!" ”

Huang Qifan's face also darkened, and his already long face suddenly turned into a donkey's face, and he said slightly angrily: "Hold it for me!" One more word, and be careful that I drive you down! As he spoke, he glared at the fat man who was still about to speak, and then stopped looking at him, and said to everyone: "Okay, everyone is sitting down, since everyone is ready, let's go now." ”

As he spoke, he patted the dragon's head, and the dragon let out a long hiss, and its huge body slowly rose into the air, and then flew away in the direction of the east.

Sitting on top of the dragon, Xia Ming thought that he would be blown by the strong wind and couldn't open his eyes, but he didn't know what preparations the Far Traveling Bureau had made, and he only felt a hint of breeze when flying so fast. At this time, the dragon had already flown up to the clouds, and through the thick white clouds, it made people's hearts open in vain.

Xia Ming looked around curiously, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth. After being aggrieved for several days, I finally don't have to think about those troublesome things for the time being, and I am in an inexplicably good mood.

When he was thinking about how to go next, he suddenly smelled a hint of commotion and couldn't help frowning. After looking for a long time, I finally looked at the little fat man with a tangled face.

As his gaze moved downward, Xia Ming's brows tightened, and he helplessly said to the fat man whose crotch was already wet, "No......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the fat man laugh awkwardly, then put his index finger to his mouth, made a 'shhh' motion, and then whispered: "What I said before is true, I am nervous...... It is true that there is a problem with frequent urination......"

Xia Ming smiled angrily, then took out a piece of toilet paper from the space ring, rolled it into two long strips, and stuffed it into his nose.

Although Xia Ming's actions were clearly a little disgusted, in the eyes of the little fat man, as long as the other party did not ridicule him, it was already very good, in fact, even he himself couldn't stand this kind of taste......

Seeing that although the other party was a neurotic, but a moral neurotic, the little fat man suddenly calmed down and grinned: "My name is Liu Xiaofeng, everyone who knows me calls me Xiaopang, and a few people who don't like it directly call me fat, you can call me Chubby in the future." ”

"Can I call you fatty?" Xia Ming turned his head expressionlessly, because there were two balls of toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils, and his speech became sullen.

"It's not good, it's too devastating. It's like I know you're a psychopath, but I would never use the word 'neurotic' to describe you. Liu Xiaopang snapped his fingers and corrected Xia Ming's title with a serious face.

"......" Xia Ming's forehead jumped a few times rapidly, thinking to himself why he was so miserable, no matter where he went, he could meet this kind of underwhelming person!

"I'm not insane! You have a firm memory for me! If you say that again, be careful that I beat you! Looking at the innocent eyes of the other party, Xia Ming really couldn't stand it, and replied angrily.

"And what's your name? We'll be brothers in the same sect from now on, so at least we have to let me know what your name is, right? ”