013 The old man talks about juvenile madness
"Chongyue is full of talents, can you find someone to help me see, is there a problem with this century-old ginseng?" Luo Yunfeng put the bag on Old Ghost Xiao's table. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiao Bailang picked up the bag suspiciously: "This is a fresh-keeping bag?" Hehe, use a crisper bag for ginseng. Didn't you say I thought it was a white radish! ”
He stared at the bag for a few seconds: "Oh my God, where did you get the fresh ginseng?" ”
Luo Yunfeng opened his mouth and came: "Dig from Dusk Mountain Forest Park." "Goebbels said that a lie repeated a thousand times is the truth. Now Luo Yunfeng also thinks that the ginseng was dug in the Dushan Forest Park.
In order to make the facts ironclad, Luo Yunfeng deliberately asked the parrot to secretly go to the park and scatter more than 4,000 ginseng seeds soaked with divine power. When the ginseng has sprouted, the iron-like fact will be beyond doubt.
Xiao Bailang was amazed: "I really didn't expect that ginseng with such a strong flavor could grow in the south." However, it is a pity that the value of southern ginseng is not as good as that of northern ginseng. You're going to find this one? ”
He saw that the red and bright ginseng fruit was very cute, so he immediately broke a few and put them in his mouth and chewed: "There is nothing wrong with the taste of ginseng." ”
"A total of four trees were found. Your old chief insisted that it was a hundred years old, so I gave him one. In addition to the ones you have in your hand, you have two left. Luo Yunfeng said calmly.
"Which chief? It won't be Jin Jianguo again, right? Tell you, he's not qualified enough. Xiao Bailang liked the taste of ginseng fruit, and he ate a few more in a row: "There is only one person in Tianyin City who can be my chief." The chief not only led the troops to fight well, but was also an expert in traditional Chinese medicine. The recipe for opening an herbal tea shop back then was given to me by the chief. ”
"That's right. I'm talking about the head of the experts. Luo Yunfeng nodded: "When he saw ginseng, half of his soul flew away." ”
Xiao Bailang hurriedly spit out the ginseng fruit in his mouth: "Why didn't you say it earlier!" He suddenly roared: "Watching me eat the fruit of a hundred years old ginseng doesn't stop me, I'm a lot older, can I stand such a strong medicinal stimulus?" ”
"I said at the beginning, this is a century-old ginseng. It's because you don't believe it, you have to eat and play. So I don't understand the thinking of you rich people. Luo Yunfeng's face was full of lightness: "Hurry up and ask the assistant secretary to buy a few white radishes and come back, eat the white radishes raw to relieve your anger, and disperse the medicinal properties of ginseng." ”
Xiao Bailang hurriedly picked up the phone: "Go to the cafeteria and get two fresh white radish, wash them and send them up, go quickly!" Putting down the phone, Xiao Bailang looked at the ginseng in the crisper bag again.
"Strange, why is the middle of the ginseng deflated? It's all rotten. Xiao Bailang suddenly felt distressed and said, "You dug up the ginseng when you dug it?" ”
Luo Yunfeng shook his head, and he explained: "When it was unearthed, the ginseng was still good. It's one thing I forgot when I went out for a ride, I put the ginseng in the back pocket of my pants. When I got in the car, I sat down, and the ginseng was like that. ”
Siu Bailang: ......
In the cutting-edge laboratory of Chongyue Group, Luo Yunfeng met Gu Jiangxian who was at work.
"Uncle Shaw, what are you doing here?" Gu Jiangxian automatically ignored Luo Yunfeng's existence, and she looked at Xiao Bailang with concern: "You can't eat raw white radish without breakfast." ”
"It's okay, I want to eat something light today." Xiao Bailang had a dark face, and bit the radish in his hand with a clattering sound: "Jiangshuang, I have a ginseng here." You can help me test the active ingredients. ”
Gu Jiangshuang took the ginseng with some doubts, she put the ginseng under her nose and smelled it: "It is a very powerful ancient ginseng, but it is a pity that it was broken." Who's so bad? ”
The girl took a piece of ginseng and put it in the test tube: "Put the sample here first." I'll let you know in a few days when the results are out. Well, if you don't want to stay and help, get out of here. Don't get in the way here. ”
Coming out of the laboratory, Luo Yunfeng glanced sideways at Xiao Bailang. He couldn't help but smile and said, "Xiao Dong, look at your red face." Looks like we'll have to eat another white radish. ”
The ginseng test report was sent seven days later, and it was sent by Gu Jiangshuang himself.
"According to our tests, this is no longer ginseng. It is a variant of ginseng, and the active ingredient is several times higher than that of ordinary ginseng. Gu Jiangxian said a few words without being salty, but her eyes were looking around Luo Yunfeng's house: "What about Yaoyao?" I haven't seen her in a long time. ”
"The girl is training parrots upstairs, and she said she wants to train a parrot group to come out." Luo Yunfeng stood up to lead the way for the girl.
Before the two of them could go upstairs, they heard three parrots singing in chorus: "For all the pain of love and attachment, for all the wounds of hatred and attachment." I can't tell if that's what love and hate. ”
The parrots sing so passionately that it's hard to believe that their mother is a pigeon.
"Yaoyao, you stop for a moment." Luo Yunfeng said loudly: "Look, who came to see you?" ”
Luo Yao turned her head, her eyes were a little surprised: "I haven't seen Sister Shuang for a long time." You still owe Yaoyao a buffet. It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, so let's invite Yaoyao to eat today. ”
"You are now a little rich woman, and you are still thinking about asking your sister for a treat?" Gu Jiangxian squatted in front of the little girl: "I often see your videos on the Internet, and Yaoyao's food live broadcast has long been popular in half the sky." ”
The little girl thought for a while, and she stood up: "Sister Shuang, wait a while, Yaoyao has a gift for you." ”
"Since my sister is still paying attention to Yaoyao, this autographed book "How to Get Along with Dad" by Yaoyao will be given to you for free. Don't turn it over now, wait until you go back and read it again, the content of the book will not work if Dad sees it. ”
Gu Jiangshuang smiled and put the book into his satchel as he said.
She looked up and was about to say something of thanks, when she inadvertently looked at the ginseng in the shade of the tree: "You still have living ginseng here?" ”
The girl walked over quickly, and she wondered, "Why is all the good luck on you?" Can you pick up any treasure? ”
Luo Yunfeng strolled over, picked a ginseng fruit and put it in his mouth: "Maybe it's because I'm too lucky, so the people around me are weirdos, and what happens around me is weird." "Luo Yunfeng is now seizing every opportunity to make supplements.
Last night, she was overdrawn by her physical strength, and she was tossed by Jin Yuemeng's methods.
I don't know what she's crazy about these days, and she won't stop if she doesn't make Luo Yunfeng exhausted.
"Spit it up, don't eat it." Seeing Luo Yunfeng's actions, Gu Jiangxian was shocked and said to stop: "With your physical fitness, if you eat this again, Sister Jin will be in danger." ”
"With your sister's physical fitness, I'll be in danger if I don't eat this."
Gu Jiangshuang's cheeks were crimson, and she took a sip in a low voice: "Don't talk nonsense, do you know what good things Uncle Xiao did after eating ginseng fruit?" ”
"It's not like the old man talking about juvenile madness, and a pear flower pressing a begonia." Luo Yunfeng complained.
It's good that Luo Yunfeng didn't complain, he said this casually, and Gu Jiangshuang's face was really frosted: "Since you know the role of ginseng fruit, why didn't you tell him earlier?" Did you know that afternoon, he went with the assistant secretary? ”
"Xiao Dong's secretary?" Luo Yunfeng thought about it carefully: "I remember that she is also in her thirties this year. It's okay, she's older than all of you. Uh, she won't have a husband, right? ”
"It's been a long time since I got divorced." Gu Jiangxian said reluctantly: "If you remind me earlier, he won't make a big mistake by eating ginseng fruit indiscriminately." Now let Sister Yingxue call her mother, I'm really angry. ”
Luo Yunfeng patted his chest: "It's okay if it doesn't violate public order and good customs." Maybe the two of them have seen each other early, and the ginseng fruit is just an excuse and an opportunity. By the way, Yaoyao, you can take some time to help Sister Shuang write a book "How to Get along with Mother". She'll be able to use it in the future. (To be continued.) )