"It's going to be our turn soon! Let me see... There are still a few boxes that have not been taken! We still have a chance! ”

Although my hearing was so good, I didn't understand much of what Shinonome was whispering, not to mention being distracted by the dwindling eggs in front of me, so she only vaguely heard a few words in her speech. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh?"

However, Nano Shinonome, who was suddenly interrupted by me, let out a cute cry behind him.

I was a little confused, so I turned my head and asked her:

"What? What did you just say... No way? ”

"No... Not... It's nothing! ”

Nano Shinonome covered his face, his ears seemed to be spewing steam, and he made a train whistle sound.

"It's... Be... It's not okay to buy eggs! Right! That's right! If you don't buy eggs, you can't do it! ”

"I see, I know you have this kind of thinking!"

Hung up on the look:

"After all, once upon a time, I had to buy half-price discounted food to survive, and that mood did have the backbone of not buying!"

Patting Nano Shinonome's shoulder:

"Don't worry, you'll definitely get it."

"Ahh That one... Thank you... Mr. Xiaofu..."

Half of Shinonome's face was gray with a frustrated expression.

……

"Hi, this is the last box, guest... Take it. ”

Picking up the last box of discounted eggs from the waiter who was staring at me inexplicably, I can understand the embarrassment in my heart that wants to explode, right?

I don't know how to end it!

In my thoughts, there are no more than three outcomes for me and Shinonome Nano to buy eggs, I bought them with her, I didn't buy them with her, and I bought them only with her.

The first two are the results of acceptable range, but the last one is a bit more difficult.

However, with the simplest probability algorithm that does not care about chaos, the probability of an outcome that can be tolerated is as high as 66.666%, which is much higher than an unacceptable outcome.

But the cruel reality always goes against me, and every time I naively think that everything is foolproof, something happens that I don't want to happen.

Quietly peeking at Nano Shinonome behind him with the rest of his eyes, it seems that every inch of his skin is exuding despair like the sky is falling.

The worst expected!

Even I can see that Nano Shinonome would like to buy discounted eggs, but now... I don't know what kind of expression to put on!

Should I share the joy of my heart with her, or should I take care of her feelings and sigh together?

However, no matter how you deal with this situation, you can't deal with this situation well, the former seems to be suspected of showing off, and the latter is even more ridiculous and ironic.

The brain, which had been suppressed all day, began to spin rapidly, and countless nerve signals began to collide and dissipate wildly in the cerebral cortex...

……

As a matter of fact... There is no need to think about it, the best PR tool to deal with the current crisis is at the very beginning - that is, to give her the eggs.

This simple way to deal with it has actually been thought of for a long time, and I just want to highlight the helpless struggle in my heart when I talk so much, why is it always me who is unlucky?

I want to buy discounted eggs too! The feeling of going home empty-handed at a low price is definitely not as easy as imagined!

"Here, here you go."

The result of the battle between the angel in white and the demon in black in the soul is that good prevails over evil - of course, there is also the reason why I am a good person.

Trying to put on a stupid expression that I'm actually here to help you, he said to Nano Shinonome, who seemed to have lost love and hope for the whole world in his eyes:

"Got it for you, Miss Shinonome."

Pull up Shinonome Nano's soft wattle and put the box of eggs in her hand.

"Hey!!!!"

It seems that what he is holding is not an egg box, but a red-hot iron Shinono, who waved his hand again and again and kept refusing, staring at the size of the plate:

"How can this be! It's obviously something that Mr. Kofu got himself! ”

"It's better for you to take it, anyway, it's just a casual look, in fact, I don't eat much eggs myself."

Telling a lie that I can't deceive myself, I smiled and gave an explanation:

"It's better to say that I actually hate eggs."

"Liar! Mr. Xiaofu, you lie! Why come here and stand in line if you don't like eggs? ”

"That's because of trying your luck here, of course."

"Trying your luck?"

"That's right, I'm here to wait for a cute girl like you, and then give her the eggs she can't ask for in exchange for an increase in favorability."

The teeth at the corners of the mouth seemed to flash a starlight:

"That's right, I'm here to deliberately wait for the righteous supermarket buddy of the frustrated girl and then lend a hand!"

……

I just said something terrible, and I feel that my quality as a human being is decreasing rapidly.

"Poof~"

Shinonome Nano laughed with a puff:

"Righteous supermarket buddies!? Mr. Xiaofu... You're really..."

"Why, do you look down on my ideals?"

Even if he was ashamed to fly to Mars and bury himself 3,000 miles underground, he still stubbornly fulfilled the embarrassing lie again.

"No, no, no!"

Nano Shinonome kept shaking her head nervously, as if she was overdoing it, and she seemed to take my joke as a serious speech again.

But it's too naïve to be able to take this kind of obviously gag joke seriously as an ideal in life.

"No, anyway, I think it's a rare time for Mr. Xiaofu to wait so long to get the eggs, and it would be too brazen for me to steal like this."

"How can you have such an idea? You've been waiting here for so long, and you've even found nothing, aren't you more unlucky than me? ”

Grabber head:

"Besides, how can it be considered mine without paying? Now I suddenly don't want it, and no one cares. You see there are so many people behind you who want to buy but don't buy them, anyway, they suddenly don't want to buy eggs today, just leave them here and let them take them. ”

Saying this, it looks like you're going to put the eggs back on the shelf,

"Hey!!"

Shinonome Nano seems to be torn between letting the egg be bought by a stranger or continuing to stick to his principles:

"Mr. Xiaofu, how can you ...... like this?"

"And if you want to or don't?"

I've put the eggs back on the shelves, and a few of the older housewives behind me seem to be getting ready to move.

"That's... That... So since you don't buy it... I had to buy it..."

Nano Shinonome deceived herself into saying something ashamed that she couldn't accept herself, and tremblingly picked up the box of eggs from the shelf.

"It's... It's Mr. Xiaofu, you don't want it yourself, right? … I... I..."

"Don't give it to you, I'll give it to you if I don't want it, it's not that I help you because I see you pitiful. I'm actually the kind of person who enjoys the process and doesn't care much about the outcome, so you can take it to the clerk and pay the bill with peace of mind. ”

I feel like my strength as a monster has basically returned to zero.,How selfless am I?! Obviously I want it so much, but I insist on pretending to be indifferent and desperately lie and push it to others with what I get!?

If there's a Best Good Citizen Award, don't forget to give me one! Someone who has done good deeds to my level is certainly unique in the 21st century.