Chapter 7 Revenge does not stay overnight
Huang Xu was so angry by Gao Qiaoqiao's reprimand. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
What is narrow-minded, what can't be seen...... People have come to rob my girlfriend who has been in love with me for six years, is it possible that I can't fight back?
The gentleman repays the grievances directly, and the gentleman takes revenge without overnight, this is the royal way.
It's hard to do it, everyone has to get involved with a third party, and I have to pretend to be a gentleman and fuck it!
But Deng Jiaming said: "Qiaoqiao, don't be angry." My aunt is right, I am going to give out red envelopes, and everyone is happy. As he spoke, he reached into his handbag and pulled out his phone.
"Qiaoqiao, Qiaoqiao is also what you can call." Huang Xu was furious, and an evil fire arched in his heart, and he was about to shoot the case.
But at this moment, he calmed down. Now there is a crack in her relationship with Gao Qiaoqiao, and she is a pampered one who grew up by her family. If he talks to her today, I'm afraid that the cracks in this relationship will become bigger, wouldn't it give Deng Jiaming a chance to take advantage of?
I was going to teach a lesson to the surnamed Deng on mahjong, but it seems that this matter is not over today. However, you have to pay attention to the method. This method not only has to make Deng Jiaming look good, but also has to make Qiaoqiao disdain him.
At this time, Huang Xu suddenly found that there was something wrong with the dimension that he had been holding wide open. I saw that a small wind suddenly blew inside, blowing a black thing over. When I looked at it, I was so shocked that I almost blushed.
It turned out that the black was the lace panties that were accidentally stored in the bathroom earlier.
Because there were too many things in the experimental dimensional space, he was flustered, and when he came out of the bathroom, Huang Xu didn't clean it up. In addition, the place was so strange, only fifty square meters in size, surrounded by billowing mist, and from time to time a gust of wind blew Qiaoqiao's panties into the corner.
Huang Xuxin screamed: If this underwear is brought home by himself, Qiaoqiao finds that the thing is not there, and he will suspect me if he doesn't say it. At that time, who will I become, and how can I explain it to her? No, we have to put things back......
At this moment of lightning, he had an idea in his heart.
As soon as his mind moved, a flash of light flashed. The light took the foundation box and stuffed it into Deng Jiaming's hand.
Of course, only Huang Xu can see this light.
"What is this?" Deng Jiaming held the foundation box, was stunned, and hurriedly threw it aside: "Auntie, you wait, I'll find my phone." ”
An unmarried man has a vanity box in his bag, which is really understandable.
The other three people in the room froze, their eyes strange, and they couldn't make a sound.
Deng Jiaming touched it in his bag, successfully found his mobile phone, just took it out, and was about to open it. Almost at the same time, a pair of black panties hung on top of the phone.
No need to ask, it is naturally Huang Xu's proud work.
Because it appeared out of thin air and moved quickly, in the eyes of Gao Qiaoqiao's family, it was Deng Jiaming who took out his underwear when he picked up his mobile phone.
"It's ...... What the? Deng Jiaming was completely coerced, ripped off his underwear with his left hand, and leaned under the chandelier in the living room to look at it.
Gao Qiaoqiao couldn't see that this was her underwear, and just after changing it and washing it, she hung it in the bathroom. At that time, I also thought that there would be guests at home tonight, so I forgot to take back my room.
I don't know how many people have seen this privacy, and what she didn't expect was that this thing was stolen by Deng Jiaming.
Thinking of this, Gao Qiaoqiao was ashamed and angry, and her pretty face turned red.
"This seems to be a girl's underwear, Manager Deng, I really didn't expect you to have such a hobby, amazing, admire!" Huang Xu gave Deng Jiaming a thumbs up.
"I'm me, I'm here...... It's not mine! Deng Jiaming shouted.
"Nonsense, of course it's not yours, are you still wearing this thing as a man." Huang Xu made a straight face: "Manager Deng, everyone has their own habits. You have a different orientation than ordinary people, and I respect you for that. However, what day is today, you should pay attention to it when you come here. This is also the minimum respect for Qiaoqiao and her uncle and aunt, isn't it? ”
"Not mine!" Every time Huang Xu spoke, Deng Jiaming shouted. He also realized that it was not good, his forehead was dripping with sweat on the cold day, and he wished that there was a gap in the ground to get into.
Gao's mother suddenly took a breath of cold air and looked at her daughter: "Qiaoqiao, Jiaming...... No, Manager Deng's underwear looks familiar, as if it's yours. ”
Gao Qiaoqiao's face flushed with shame turned pale in an instant, and she clenched her teeth and couldn't say a word.
Huang Xu listened to Gao's mother's "Jiaming" become "Manager Deng", and his heart was very happy. turned his head to Gao Qiaoqiao and said, "Qiaoqiao, Manager Deng is young and promising, I am naturally inferior to him." If he were a normal person, I wouldn't have much to say. However, now he is a big man with a woman's panties in his bag, what is the matter? No, I can't watch your happiness ruined in the hands of this pervert! ”
Deng Jiaming was so anxious that he couldn't stop shouting: "Qiaoqiao, this is not the case, you listen to my explanation." ”
Gao Qiaoqiao wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything, looking at Deng Jiaming who was walking towards him, he couldn't help but retreat, his body trembled in fear, and he couldn't help shaking his head, obviously afraid in his heart.
"Little deflated three, second-rate, stealing clever inner ...... Grass you Ma, kill you private baby! Suddenly, Gao's father, who had been watching TV next to him, suddenly jumped up and slapped Deng Jiaming in the face.
"Smack!" The slap was loud.
Huang Xuban couldn't help but tremble in his heart, as far as he knew, Gao's father had been an engineer in the Western Plateau all his life. Don't look at him wilting his head in front of Gao's mother on weekdays, but in the past, he was a bloody man who could drink, fight, and call Shaomin brothers. This slap goes down, I don't know how much effort I have, the Deng family has fine skin and tender meat, can it withstand it?
Sure enough, under Gao's father's slap with all his strength, Deng Jiaming was pumped half a circle. Suddenly, his eyes were crooked, his mouth was slanted, and blood gushed out of his mouth and nose.
Deng Jiaming: "Uncle ......"
Before he could finish speaking, another slap was drawn.
At this time, Gao Qiaoqiao grabbed his father's hand and screamed: "Stop fighting!" ”
"Let go, I'm going to kill this bastard thing!" Gao's father seems to be a different person, like an angry lion: "Call the police, call 110!" ”
"Stop fighting!" Gao Qiaoqiao screamed again, this time so sharp that the window glass shook slightly.
Gao's father looked at his daughter in astonishment: "Qiaoqiao, this beast even stole your underwear, this kind of person should be sent to the police station, no, no, no, he was directly arrested and locked up in an insane asylum." ”
Huang Xu: "Yes, yes, this kind of pervert should be sent to a psychiatric hospital!" ”
Deng Jiaming was still shouting: "Qiaoqiao, listen to my explanation!" ”
"Get out, get out, get out!" Gao Qiaoqiao completely collapsed, grabbed a mahjong tile on the table and threw it out, directly hitting Deng Jiaming's head.
Deng Jiaming heard that Gao's father was going to call the police, and he was terrified. He is young and promising, and he has a bright future. If you are caught as a hooligan and a thief, and you keep a criminal record, there will be companies that dare to use you in the future. I was afraid to stay any longer, maybe I would really kill Father Gao.
He covered his head and escaped from Gao's house in embarrassment.
Gao's mother shouted: "Eh, eh, what do you say about the lost money?" Manager Deng, you can't afford to pay your bills. ”
"Shut up, look at you, look at what you've picked for Qiaoqiao, it's pure hooliganism. It's all at this time, and I'm still thinking about collecting money. Gao's father pointed at Gao's mother with a red face and scolded: "I am such a daughter, and the person she will entrust for life in the future should not have much interest, as long as the character is good."
Gao's mother used to look spicy in front of her husband, but she was scolded by him all the time, knowing that she had done something wrong. Ne said: "How can I see that Deng Jiaming is such a person, and I am not a sharp-eyed ......"
"Uncle, don't blame your aunt. Deng Jiaming looks like a decent man, and his aunt was also deceived by him. Huang Xu was very happy, knowing in his heart that Deng Jiaming had withdrawn from the ranks of competitors and was no longer a threat to his relationship with Qiaoqiao.
He pretended to have a sincere expression: "Uncle is right. The key to this person is to have a good character, no money, and can earn. But if the character is bad, it is incurable, and it will also harm Qiaoqiao......"
At this time, the sound of Deng Jiaming starting the car came from downstairs, and then "bang". Listen to the sound, as if don't empty the trash can downstairs when reversing.
Then, there was an angry scolding from the gatekeeper: "Dead doll, what kind of car are you driving, rushing to reincarnate?" Three feet are still unsteady, mourning star! ”
Huang Xu burst out laughing: "This rascal is also ...... Yes! ”
"When". It turned out that Gao Qiaoqiao threw a mahjong tile again, which happened to hit the wall next to him.
Gao Qiaoqiao shouted hysterically: "You get out too!" ”
Huang Xu was stunned: "Qiaoqiao, why did you beat me?" ”
"Get out, get out, get out!"
Huang Xu secretly screamed badly, the woman in City C was as spicy and strong as the pepper in the basin.
Now Gao Qiaoqiao's privacy is being seen, and she is in a hurry, once you provoke her, you have to take off a layer of skin if you don't die. After all, I have been dating her for six years, and Qiaoqiao's character Huang Xu couldn't be clearer.
The gentleman did not stand under the dangerous wall, he made a decision immediately, jumped out of the door with an arrow step, and ran downstairs: "Qiaoqiao, you are calm, I will come to you another day!" ”
After going downstairs, remembering the scene just now, Huang Xu couldn't help but hum: "We ordinary people, we're so happy today!" ”
The lady guarding the door saw Huang Xu and shouted: "Xiao Huang, you are here again, why are you so happy?" Over the years, Huang Xu has been here and I don't know how many times.
Huang Xu has a generous personality, and he is also familiar with the people in the community where the Gao family lives, and everyone likes him very much.
"Aunt Du, it's nothing, it's nothing, it's just that I just beat a hooligan." Huang Xu laughed.
"You said you were driving that?" Seeing Huang Xu nodding, the aunt guarding the door looked like a gossip and asked, "Is he pursuing Qiaoqiao, hmph, something, every time he comes over, he stops everywhere, saying that he doesn't listen." It turns out that this kind of person is a hooligan, well fought! Xiao Huang, don't worry, if he dares to appear again in the future, I will never let him into the yard. ”
Huang Xu was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, this kind of hooligan must not be put in." ”
The gatekeeper lowered her voice: "Xiao Huang, you said he was a hooligan, how did he play hooligan to Qiaoqiao?" ”