XXIII. Anecdotes
"Little Biscuit, have you seen my Jinpa?" Chu Motian took it out of his arms for a long time, and searched up and down, left and right, but to no avail. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Jinpa? Don't you always carry it with you? If you think about it, you can't lose it somewhere. Little Biscuit thought about it, and she didn't notice that there was a Jinpa on the ground along the way.
"No, I can't remember." Chu Motian recalled it carefully, and didn't find anything wrong, how could he say that the things in his arms were gone?
"When did you take it out? I can't say I lost it at that time. ”
"yes, didn't I fall during a joust before, and then I took it out and wiped my face." Chu Motian's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he felt embarrassed as if he was eating a common meal, "But, didn't I put it in my arms after wiping it?" ”
"Don't worry, the slave and maid go to the grass and take a look, and if you find it, bring it back." The little biscuit has already understood what has happened, and with Chu Motian's carelessness and forgetfulness, it is estimated that it will be confiscated and thrown there, hoping that no one will pick it up.
After the biscuits left, the third princess ordered someone to serve a plate of melon seeds, and the three of them crossed Erlang's legs and knocked the melon seeds.
"Auntie is also stingy, how long will such a little melon seed be enough for our sister to eat." The third princess looked dissatisfied, she finally had a few friends to talk to, okay?
"Why don't you go and ask Her Royal Highness the eldest princess again?" Liu Xie Yu also felt that it was not enough to eat.
"Isn't there lunch in a moment? Eat so many melon seeds and be careful of wrinkles. "How can these two foodies be the same as if they haven't eaten melon seeds? Although melon seeds are eaten with a kind of charm and knocked with a kind of culture, they are junk food after all.
The third princess and Liu Xie Yu twitched the melon seeds, and they both glared at Chu Motian angrily, "What are you talking nonsense, why haven't we heard that there are wrinkles when you eat melon seeds?" ”
"Hehe, this is common sense, but I won't laugh at you." Chu Motian said solemnly.
The faces of the two people on the other side looked like they had eaten flies, and they touched their faces in unison, could they really have wrinkles?
"It's hard for me to get out of the palace once, you guys tell me about those anecdotes in the market." The eyes of the three princesses were bright, like pearls reflecting the moonlight.
"There are a lot of anecdotes, for example, Fang Yixuan seems to have a new pastry baked recently, the head chef of Yunwei Pavilion is said to have begged a daughter wife with his superb cooking skills, and the girls in Qingyulou are more handsome than the other, with red lips and white teeth, and the waist is not full of hands, and the skin is so tender that it is about to drip water......" Chu Motian said and did not forget to set up a signboard for his business.
Looking at Chu Motian, who was about to salivate out, the third princess and Liu Xie Yu both shook violently, and goosebumps fell all over the place.
The two couldn't help but tighten their clothes, really doubting this guy's sexual orientation.
"Oh, by the way, didn't you say before that there was a little monk Xue Jia coming? Have you seen one? Secretly tell you a secret, Shao Liuzhi's girl likes it very much, and she specially ran out to look for him, I used to think that he must be straight so romantic, but I didn't expect it~" Chu Motian sighed, the rotten culture is endless, it is really true love everywhere.
The third princess was still interested when Chu Motian talked about Xue Jia, and when she heard the second half of the sentence, her whole body trembled, and she covered her face and took a sip of tea.
"What? Shao Liuzhi turned out to be this kind of person? Liu Xie Yu was stunned.
"Poof" The tea that the third princess just drank was sprayed.
The maid of the third princess, Tao'er, hurriedly stepped forward to clean up for the third princess, muttering in her heart, is it better for the third princess to stay away from these two dangerous elements, how can it be good to bring the third princess badly, and look at the princess, who has always been polite and thoughtful, actually sprayed tea today.
"Are you getting the point wrong? And Xue Jia is not a monk, his reputation is so much that even his father and emperor are full of praise for him, and there are few admirers who take him as an example, and it is not surprising that the son of the household department admires him. It's just that Xue Jia has always been mysterious, and I don't know why he came to Nanbang Kyoto this time. The third princess glanced at the two out of tune with her eyes, and quickly sorted out the relationship, her fingers were slender and moist and looked very good on the stone table.
"He has done good things everywhere over the years, and he has saved a lot of money for the emperor, but his reputation among the people has also risen." Liu Xie Yu said unclearly.
"My father is a person who loves and cherishes talents, and it is highly respected to have such a person who is dedicated to sharing worries for the country. Of course, those things are none of our boudoir ladies, and I'm just curious about what he looks like. The third princess suddenly smiled, with joy in the corners of her eyes and eyebrows.
"It's got to be ugly, it's ugly. Why else wouldn't he dare come out to meet people? Chu Motian said viciously.
If it can be said that in the 21st century, it can be said that it is a rotten house, but in this dynasty, there are neither games nor televisions, it can only be ugly.
The corners of the third princess's mouth twitched.
Liu Xie Yu suddenly hooked his hand at the two, lowered his voice and said with a mysterious expression, "I once passed by my mother's and heard my father and mother say that Xue Jia might be in King Qi's mansion. ”
"King Qi's Mansion? Is this news reliable? Chu Motian tilted his head, vaguely remembering that the person who seemed to have been cheated by himself for 100,000 silver taels.
"No wonder the sixth brother has always been quiet, and he didn't even invite a relocation banquet, but recently there have been more people suddenly going to his house." The third princess showed excitement on her face, if Xue Jia was in King Qi's mansion, then she and her father would report to visit her brother, maybe she would still be able to see it.
Chu Motian touched his nose, a trace of embarrassment flashed in Jingying's eyes, she was cheated by 100,000 taels just after the relocation, wouldn't it be that there was no money to hold a relocation banquet?
He's also a prince, so he won't be so poor, right?
"Are you sure it's not the threshold of a girl or a matchmaker from any house? King Qi is a popular candidate. Liu Xie Yu laughed teasingly.
"How is it possible, my sixth brother is Xiao Tian'er." The third princess suddenly argued in a loud voice.
"Poof" Chu Motian spit out the melon seeds in her mouth after eating, and the third princess patted her carefully, but don't choke her future sister-in-law.
"That...... When did your sixth brother become mine? Chu Motian looked at the third princess with a cautious face, this can't be nonsense, if there is any rumor, wouldn't it be a big loss to give her all her life.
"Isn't it? It's not that the sixth brother went to the Prime Minister's Mansion to discuss his relatives in person, and then immediately sent a box of dowry. The third princess looked at Chu Motian suspiciously.
"What kind of dowry, you want to buy me in a box? Phew" Chu Motian couldn't help but beat the drum in his heart, what kind of imagination are these people, they can pull out so much anything they can send a box.
"I know that a box is definitely not enough, but my sixth brother is not a stingy person, you don't have to be too anxious, the sixth brother will definitely have to ask for a decree to marry if he wants to get married, and when the holy decree comes down, it will definitely be eight sedan chairs and one hundred and thirty-six dowry gifts to marry you into the door in a beautiful manner." The third princess thought that Chu Motian was thinking that the dowry was too little, and she didn't know why the sixth brother would give so little, she thought that it was a treasure that was worth one enemy and one hundred.
"No, I have nothing to do with King Qi, heaven and earth are indestructible for the sun and the moon, you have to believe me." Chu Motian eagerly took the third princess's hand and said affectionately.
"Xiao Tian'er, don't be shy, I won't tell others." The third princess was uncomfortable with this kind of look, and withdrew her hand in a sneer, but was held tighter by Chu Motian, "What I said is true, why don't you believe me!" I've only met him twice, the next fart dowry, is it possible that I can still give birth to a monkey when I meet him a few more times? ”
The third princess saw that Chu Motian's eager face didn't seem to be fake, and she also felt that she really misunderstood, but the news was spreading outside.
"Don't worry, I believe you." The third princess held Chu Motian's hand, thought about it carefully, and said cautiously, "Do you know what is being said outside now?" ”
Chu Motian shook his head.
"Even the news spread in the palace, saying that King Qi came to the Right Prime Minister's Mansion to fall in love with you at first sight, and immediately sent someone to give a dowry, and he will enter the palace to ask for a decree in the near future. If not, then your reputation will also be damaged, and it is estimated that few ministers will dare to come to the door to ask for marriage easily. ”
...... "What's going on?"
Chu Motian felt that the current life of the people was so boring that they were all jokers.
There was a hint of guilt in the eyes of the third princess, "But it will take two years for you to be married, maybe this matter will be forgotten, maybe my sixth brother will marry the princess, right?" ”
"Alright, don't comfort me. Anyway, I don't have a lot of ...... with him No, it doesn't matter much. Chu Motian looked at it first, in short, the people around her didn't choke her, and the others could guess as much as they liked.
Chu Motian suddenly thought of Chu Qinzheng, and his heart was cold, and he accidentally bit his tongue while knocking on the melon seeds.
That's it, it's already like this, and when the time comes, you can only sell cute and coquettish.
"With the elder brother Zheng Shizi, I see that your kid's long-eyed head is high, and you can only see the immortals in the sky." Liu Xie Yu quipped.
"What's the matter, I just don't like King Qi, his personality is not right, he doesn't know how to play with Liang Zhan." Chu Motian snorted, looking arrogant.
Do you just want to have fun? The third princess almost blurted out. She really likes Chu Motian, and if she can be a sister-in-law, she is very happy to say.
"Liang Gongzi is very good at playing?" Liu Xie Yu asked suddenly, a cold light flashing in his eyes.
"Well, yes, if you don't play, how can you mess with us? It's okay to be kicked early. Chu Motian replied without thinking.
The third princess was more careful and found out that something was wrong, Liu Xie Yu was so dignified that she naturally didn't care about whether others would play, and although the status of the Ankang Hou Mansion was slightly inferior to that of General Weiyong's Mansion now, the only son Liang Zhan was hit in one fell swoop at a young age, because Ankang Hou couldn't bear to let his son work at a young age, so he was only temporarily arranged by the emperor for an idle position, but he thought that he would be promoted soon, so he thought about it.
The third princess pulled Chu Motian's sleeve, it would be unlucky to break up the marriage.
"Huh? What's the matter, don't the three princesses believe it? I don't blame you, he was born like a scholar, but in fact he is also a romantic seed, playing cockfighting, crickets, and fighting birds, but when their sons and brothers went to the Qinglou, they hid it from me, and thought I didn't know, hum! Chu Motian unceremoniously blacked Liang Zhan all over, this was her good buddy, and he didn't even tell her when he went to the Qinglou.
Liu Xieyu's face was not very good, the corners of her eyes couldn't help twitching, her father and mother had cheated her.
Her grandmother's Liang Zhan, you'd better pray not to be caught by your aunt!
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, the third princess hurriedly changed the topic, "Cough, okay, okay, I'll tell you, actually, my sixth brother is ......."
"What's wrong with me?"
I saw a white dress jumping into my eyes, his handsome facial features were as resolute and cold as snowflakes in winter, and the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were dyed with a layer of evil energy.
The third princess immediately stopped talking.