Ding Sankui was first frightened and fell from the bed to the floor. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Ding Sankui, who endured the pain, got up from the floor, instinctively picked up the iron rod on the side, and looked at the window, the moonlight outside the window was bright, and there was no woman, Ding Sankui muttered a few words, originally wanted to go out to see what was going on, but after hesitating for a while, he still gave up the plan to go out. Don't look at Ding Sankui's five big and three rough on weekdays, shouting five and drinking, if he really encounters some strange things, he is afraid in his heart, and he doesn't dare to face it alone......

Ding Sankui was so stunned that the wine also woke up for three minutes, and he didn't dare to fall asleep, so he turned on all the lamps that could be lit at home, and then turned on the TV, and lay on the bed with an iron rod to watch TV. After watching it for a while, the wine came up again, his eyelids were heavy, and he drooped down, just when Ding Sankui seemed to be asleep, "bang, bang, bang" was not very loud, but the knock on the door that could be heard was clear, Ding Sankui said "um", and said instinctively: "Who?" After waiting for a long time, there was no movement outside the door, Ding Sankui climbed out of bed, leaned on an iron rod, tiptoed to the back of the door, looked out through the cat's eyes, only to see that the door was pitch black, I really don't know if there is anyone outside the door? Ding Sankui listened quietly for a long time, silently, not like a human being.

The more strange it is, Ding Sankui is also timid, feeling that in the empty demolition site, if the house is still brightly lit, the goal is too obvious, so he simply turned off all the lights in the house, and stopped watching the TV, so he held an iron rod with wings and legs, hiding by the window, if there was any movement, the iron rod would naturally parry up......

After guarding for most of the hour, there was no movement, and Ding Sankui was too sleepy. I can only lie down in bed and sleep. But as soon as Ding Sankui arrived at the bed. Not long after he fell asleep, the sound of knocking on the window and knocking on the door staggered, which made Ding Sankui really miserable, and in the end he couldn't help it, he was so tired that he didn't pay attention to any knocks on the door and window, and fell asleep......

Following. Ding Sankui tossed all night, got up very late, in broad daylight, Ding Sankui also had the courage, simply washed up, just serious, like a detective, to the door of the house, outside the window to see what was going on, said sincerely, if there are really any clues. Even with Ding Sankui's simple-minded and well-developed limbs, it is categorically difficult to find. After checking for a long time and finding nothing, he gave up, Ding Sankui comforted himself: that is, someone played a prank on him, and he couldn't go to the end to check it out (in fact, he couldn't find it out by himself!) The prankster also hasn't slept all night, and he's exhausted, so he must be too peaceful tonight! So under Ding Sankui's "Ah Q mentality", he is also a lot more open-minded......

That night, Ding Sankui drank with his wine and meat friends again, and he drank high again, and began to brag at those wine and meat friends, saying that his house was haunted, and ordinary people were terrified when they heard the ghost, but he was really bold, not only competing with the ghost, but also gaining the upper hand.

Among those friends who drank and meat, there were also those who were dissatisfied with Ding Sankui, and when they saw that he was so "full", they retorted categorically: "Brother Kui, you said that you saw a ghost, what does that ghost look like, can you tell me?" ”

Ding Sankui glanced at the person who asked the question, you kid and I raised the bar, right, since I can blow out of the sea, then I can still let you "kill" back? How faceless should that be? Ding Sankui lit a cigarette by himself, "hehe" After sneering twice, he smoked his cigarette and said: "You can grow your strength by drinking with me, there are so many brothers here, and they have seen a lot of the world, who has ever seen a ghost?" ”

Everyone shook their heads and listened......

Ding Sankui said smugly: "My house was demolished, everyone knows that many neighbors have moved away, leaving me and an old lady, how can the old lady say that she is also 90 years old, the last time I saw her, I asked her: 'Auntie, everyone has moved, why don't you move?'" 'Guess what the old lady said to me?' ”

"How did you answer that?" Everyone asked in unison, curiously:

"The old lady said, 'No, I'm not moving! My wife accompanies me every day, I can move, but he can't, it's all at this age, and it's not worth separating again! I looked up at the portrait of the old lady, and it suddenly became clear to me that this place is still ghostly, and people are ready to die here! The old lady didn't move because she wanted to be with her dead husband, I didn't move, of course, I wanted the developer to pay a little more money, the nature is different, in order to get a little more money, then I can only stay in that ghost place and deal with ghosts every day. After Ding Sankui finished speaking, he took a puff of cigarette, took a sip of wine, ate a mouthful of food, and smashed his mouth, looking very satisfied.

"Brother Kui...... "The previous unconvinced drinking friend continued, "...... According to what you just said, that is also the old lady who is, does it have anything to do with your? ”

Ding Sankui wiped his mouth, and the boss said unhappily: "What you said, why doesn't it matter?" If the old lady sees a ghost, it means that there are really ghosts in that place, and if there are no ghosts, the old lady can see it? Let me tell you this, after the old lady talked to me about the ghost, she disappeared, and I don't know if she is dead or alive, and then I saw the old lady's nanny, and asked about it, and the nanny said conclusively, the old lady has been rescued in the hospital? Whether it is dead or alive, it is unknown! I guess she leaked the secret of heaven with me, suffered retribution, and won't live long! ”

"Then if you tell us about your hell now, is it possible that you are not afraid of revealing the secret of heaven, just like that old lady?" The skeptical drinker then asked:

"I'm afraid of ghosts? The ghost is afraid of me, what can I do if I leak the heavenly secret? I've told you today, how will you see me tomorrow? I don't want to talk about it, let's just say that yesterday, I came home from drinking with my brothers, and as soon as I closed the door, I saw a woman outside the window, and I said that the place where I lived, except for me and the old lady, there was no one else, and besides, the old lady was now in the hospital, her life and death were unknown, and suddenly in the middle of the night, a woman appeared outside the window of my house, could that woman be a person? When Ding Sankui said this, he deliberately didn't say it, waiting for everyone's "interaction", and those people also drank wine, so it was easier to "devote themselves to cooperation". The crowd said, "Hmm...... It can't be people! "Yes...... this night. Even a street girl wouldn't go to that kind of place! "That time period, that environment. It's a ghost! ”...... Ding Sankui saw that everyone should agree with his thoughts, and he was naturally proud in his heart, first swept away with his spare eyes, glanced at the drinking friend who questioned him, and then said triumphantly: "If you are someone else, you will definitely be crazy when you see this scene!" But I didn't, to tell you the truth. At that time, in that environment, if you are not afraid, it must be a lie. I was scared in my heart at the time, but I have to face it, if you don't face it, people will haunt you every day, I want to fight a protracted war with the developer, but I don't want to move quickly because of this, it also seems that I am too much, right? And so. I borrowed the gall of wine and manipulated the iron rod beside me. He pointed an iron rod at the woman outside the window and said, 'Who is it?' Identify yourself! ’”

Everyone looked at Ding Sankui with wide eyes, only to see Ding Sankui say with interest: "The woman outside the window didn't answer me, and when I was about to approach the window, the woman disappeared alive." Seriously, I've seen a lot of magic tricks that change people, and that kind of magic requires the help of some props to make a living person disappear in front of you, but that woman, without the help of any props, is in front of my eyes, silently without a figure! At that time, I judged that this was definitely not a prank, and just as I was about to open the window to take a look, there was a knock on the door! What would you do if it were you? Ding Sankui continued to interact, and everyone also answered with great interest, some said to hurry up to open the door, some said to hide quickly, and some even said to call the police...... I saw Ding Sankui laugh "haha" and said: "A group of cowards, let me tell you what I did at that time, right?" I opened the window, climbed out of it, and went around to my door, blocking the knockers! ”

As soon as he said this, everyone couldn't help but sigh, and they all admired Ding Sankui's courage, Ding Sankui was praised by everyone, and he had no margin to speak, and continued to boast: "I climbed out of the window and went around to my door, guess what I saw?" ”

"What?" Everyone asked in unison:

"My door is empty, but the knocks keep coming!" Ding Sankui refilled the half cigarette in his hand, smoked the cigarette and continued: "I know that this ghost belongs to the ghost that comes and goes without a trace, and if you can't see it, it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, I clenched the iron rod in my hand, slowly approached my door, and then couldn't help but say, and smashed the iron rod I said!" If you don't know the antecedents, you think I'm having a nervous time, but the truth is, I'm fighting ghosts......"

"Brother Kui...... Is it hit? A fatter little brother couldn't help but interject and asked:

"Not only fighting, but also playing the current ...... This is where I can see ghosts? Ding Sankui nodded matter-of-fact and said:

"Brother...... Kui Ge ...... Tell me what the ghost looks like...... the fatter little brother asked, and the others chimed in, "Yes...... What does it look like? Is it a vixen? ”

Ding Sankui then boasted: "Where is the fox spirit?" If it's really a fox spirit, Lao Tzu served her first, after the ghost appeared, it was a bad old man, I felt familiar, and then I thought about it carefully, and then I reacted, it was the old lady's husband, I had seen his posthumous portrait, so I felt familiar, I asked him at the time, I have no grievances with you, why are you harassing me? Guess what the old man said? ”

"How?" As always, everyone asked curiously:

"The old man said that I went to his wife's house to harass his wife, and he was jealous, so he came to scare me......" After speaking, Ding Sankui was the first to laugh, and after everyone heard it, they also laughed, and the laughter was not human, but the previous drinking friend who questioned Ding Sankui poured a basin of cold water disdainfully and said: "Make it up!" Does this old man have anything to do with the female ghost you told you about outside the window? ”

As soon as Ding Sankui heard the objections, he felt a little uncomfortable, and looked at the questioning person without serious eyes and said: "Outside the window is a ghost outside the window, and outside the door is a ghost outside the door, did I say it's a ghost?" You haven't seen a ghost, so just listen to me! ”

Seeing Ding Sankui answer like this, the man also "replied" without giving an inch: "Brother Kui, I don't read much, but I still know how to worship ghosts and gods and worship gods!" Isn't it a bit immoral for you to use other people's wives to talk about things? ”

"Yo! Brother, I don't like to listen to what you say, my own brother drinks and does homework. Say whatever you want. Why did I become ungodly and don't worship ghosts? You don't believe or you're afraid. You don't have to listen, don't get in the way! I said, what's wrong with the old man? Could it be that you have something to do with that old man? As soon as Ding Sankui said this, everyone "thought about it" and laughed out loud, and the questioning drinking friend stood up and said: "Brother Kui, I still respect you: Maybe there is really some unevenness in your house, and yesterday I heard you say that a coffin was dug up at the door of your house, and everyone understands." Digging out the coffin, is to move the ancestral grave of others, this is a very resentful thing, if Brother Kui wants your wife to be peaceful, hurry up to pay tribute, don't really wait for something to happen, no matter how many brothers there are, there is no way to interfere! Ladies and gentlemen, the little brother still has important things to do, so he retired first...... "I'm going to leave after that......

"Wait...... Like words? Such a group of brothers. Did anyone say they would pay for it? You left so early, how. Is it considered to eat white food? Ding Sankui became more and more unpopular with his drinking friends who questioned him, so when he saw him leave like this, he took the lead in humiliating and said:

Eating on the road, there is no AA system, everyone takes turns to be the east, or whoever wins the money and who is happy, can also rush to pay, and the drinking friend who questioned Ding Sankui left like this, it is not that he did not follow the rules, he can say that he will go. According to reason, you Ding Sankui spoke today and behaved, and the brothers complimented you for a while, which is reasonable, you Ding Sankui should pay for it, and this Ding Sankui also understands, but he just can't get used to this person who questions him, why should I pay for you? I was coaxed by everyone to be happy, so I paid the bill, and you didn't make me happy, what's the matter? Do you want me to pay for you? So it was for this reason that the man was stopped.

Seeing that Ding Sankui was serious, the man didn't go to the "-for-tat", and casually called the hotel owner over and asked, "How much?" The boss was counting through the menu, how could Ding Sankui let the man go so cheaply, and hurriedly shouted: "Boss, get another case of cold beer and a few hard dishes." "People are shouting to pay, you Ding Sankui do this again, it will be a bit unreasonable, but this matter involves spending money to pay, so no one stood up to say a fair word, the hotel owner hesitated, embarrassed to the person and said: "Boss, that's the case, the current consumption is more than four hundred and seventy, if you add a case of beer and a few dishes...... "The hotel owner is also embarrassed, I don't know what dishes this Ding Sankui wants to add, it's not appropriate to say too much, and it's not good to say less!" The man was also generous, and said to the restaurant owner, "What are the prices of the two most expensive dishes in your store?" When the owner of the hotel heard this, he felt that this person was more on the road, and you settled for me according to the most expensive one, which was considered to be enough face, and the owner of the night snack shop often contacted the people on the road, and most of his business depended on them. The man happily took out 500 yuan and handed it to the owner of the restaurant, and then said to everyone: "Brother, eat and drink well, and the younger brother will leave first!" After saying that, he didn't look back, and left straight away......

Ding Sankui lost his share in this matter, his face couldn't hold it, and he drank a bottle of beer with everyone, and then broke up. Seeing that there were still a lot of wine and food, everyone was reluctant to leave, so Ding Sankui "retired first......

In the night snack stall, the family said that it was not close, and it was not far away, Ding Sankui was full of alcohol, and he didn't want to go home, so he thought about walking home alone......

In the middle of the night, walking on the road, sweating is easy to sweat, sweating is equivalent to dispersing alcohol, and then being blown by the breeze, Ding Sankui's mind is much clearer, and there is a new measurement of what the person said just now: the person spoke, although it was aimed at himself, but some of what he said was not unreasonable, he was drunk and crazy, in order to feel the feeling of "the stars holding the moon", wanton boasting, not only offended the dead, but also thought of the coffin dug at the door of the house, and the treacherous scene last night may really have something to do with the coffin. When bragging, you can "brave and invincible", not afraid of heaven and earth, but you know the reality of the situation. If this happens again tonight, how will I deal with it?

The author also wants to piggyback here a sentence, in China, the most afraid of ghosts and monsters: there are officials, there are people who do bad things, of course, there are people who are mixed in the road, these people, because they are ashamed, do many injustices, so the most worried is to be harvested by the sky, everyone is optimistic, whether it is a dignitary, or a ruffian hooligan, they will ask God to worship Buddha and pray for peace. The most feared thing is that a ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night. Therefore, Ding Sankui may not be afraid of the sky and the earth in the fight, but in this ghost and god matter, he is really afraid.

Imagining the scene he encountered last night, Ding Sankui carefully calculated: Why don't you go back to sleep today, stay in a hotel for one night, and wait until dawn tomorrow to ask for a god, worship a Buddha, get a talisman, and then it's not too late to stay home? (To be continued.) )