Chapter 105: Catching Zombies and Catching Ghosts

In the room downstairs, Tianya pushed Ah Jiu and said, "Don't sleep, Boss He is calling someone." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Ah Jiu's eyes opened, swooped out and went straight upstairs, quickly found the room where Old Man He was, inside Old Man He was lying with his eyes rolled, Ah Jiu hurriedly pinched the old man to wake him up, Old Man He stared at Ah Jiu's back with big eyes, Ah Jiu looked back and saw nothing.

"Boss He, is the female ghost in red here?"

"The female ghost in red is here, but it will be invisible to you." Tianya walked into the room and said.

"Master Lin, ghost hunting, ghost hunting." After Old Man He finished speaking, his eyes were dizzy again.

"It's a pity that my eye-opening leaf is gone, otherwise this female ghost in red will have nothing to hide, can you see the female ghost in red?"

"Well, but you don't have to worry, the female ghost in red has already run away."

"I'm not worried about the Lady in Red." Ah Jiu walked to the wardrobe and dragged the zombie out, the zombie was so frightened when he saw Ah Jiu that he trembled, Ah Jiu whispered: "Do you know that it is illegal to do this, and the sentence for burglary is three to ten years, are you stupid boy obsessed again?" ”

"Division." Qiusheng just wanted to speak.

"Shh Ah Jiuyi covered Qiusheng's mouth.

"How's it going to end now?" Qiusheng asked in a low voice.

"For today's plan, we can only play a play of a celestial master catching zombies."

"Tianya, you go get a basin of cold water to wake up Boss He."

Old man He poured cold water on his eyes slowly, and the first thing that caught his eye was Tianya's beautiful face, followed by a fierce fight, "No, this zombie is too powerful, Tianya, protect Boss He and go first, I'll resist it, go quickly, go quickly, go quickly, go quickly." ”

Old man He swooped up and ran downstairs on two legs, the zombie Cangcang chased down and grabbed Old Man He, Ah Jiu caught up, took out a talisman and stuck it on the zombie's forehead, the zombie immediately did not move, Ah Jiu said: "It's okay, the zombie has been subdued by me." ”

Old man He wanted to move, but his two arms were still tightly grasped by zombies.

Ah Jiu pinched the spell and pointed at the zombie and shouted, "Let go, let go." ”

"Master Lin, where is the female ghost in red?"

"The female ghost in red is stubborn, and she has been beaten down by me to the eighteenth layer of hell and will never be reborn."

"Ah, Master Lin, didn't I let you catch it alive and ask about the whereabouts of the stolen money?" Old man He looked anxious.

Ah Jiu explained: "The battle situation at that time was too fierce, and the female ghost resisted too strongly, and there was no way to stay alive. ”

Old man He frowned, and said with suspicion on his face: "Could it be that someone has forced him to ask about the whereabouts of the stolen money, so he wants to kill the female ghost and swallow it privately?" ”

Ah Jiu took out the deposit and put it on the table and said: "Boss He, don't use suspicious people, don't doubt people, since you can't believe us, why invite us, it seems that we are not lucky to earn Boss He's money, tonight this time we will help you catch ghosts and zombies for free, but our cooperation will be terminated." ”

Ah Jiu kicked the zombie, "Evil animal, don't go quickly." ”

"Master Lin, I was wrong just now, and I was so excited because I lost too much money, don't be surprised." Old man He hurriedly grabbed Ah Jiu and said with a smile.

"No, I'm already surprised, don't you want to use money to let me stay, the money is small, and the face is big."

Ah Jiu kicked the zombie again, "Evil animal, what are you still doing in a daze, go quickly." ”

"Master Lin, Master Lin, can you leave this zombie behind?" Old man He caught up and asked.

"This zombie is dangerous, what are you keeping it for?"

"I want to collect it."

Ah Jiu shook his head and said, "No, this talisman can't stop the zombie for long, I have to quickly find a place to burn it." ”

"This zombie has hurt me so badly, can you let me hit this zombie a few times to get angry?"

"No, you'll knock the talisman off."

"It's okay, I'll pinch it." After Old Man He finished speaking, he pounced and twisted the zombie's waist fiercely, and the zombie grinned and his eyes widened.

Old man He twisted it around and changed places and twisted it again, and said with a smile: "This zombie is really interesting, and it has a change in expression." ”

"Boss He, stop playing, if the charm falls, it will be troublesome." Ah Jiu spoke out to persuade him.

"Wait, play around a little more, do an experiment, and see how this zombie reacts."

Old man He raised the zombie's hand, took out a lighter and lit the hand of the roasted zombie, the zombie was stunned and showed a look of fear, "This zombie is really interesting to be scared like this." The zombie screamed, shook his head frantically and threw the rune paper to the ground, grabbed Old Man He's neck and slammed it to the ground, rode on Old Man He and beat him wildly, and bit Old Man He's arm when he was over, Ah Jiu unhurriedly picked up the rune paper and pasted it on the zombie's forehead and shouted. ”

Ah Jiu looked at the old man He who was lying on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, and shook his head helplessly: "Alas, I told you to stop playing." ”

After Ah Jiu finished speaking, he raised his leg and kicked the zombie's buttocks again, the zombie jumped forward to dodge, Cangcang Cangcang jumped out of the villa, Ah Jiu hurriedly beckoned Tianya to chase after him, Old Man He got up and grabbed Ah Jiu's thigh and said: "Master Lin, am I poisoned by the corpse, will I become a zombie?" ”

Ah Jiu instructed: "Your corpse is not poisonous, just eat more glutinous rice, remember to get tetanus injections, and a few more rabies vaccines." ”

"Hear it clearly, remember it all."

Ah Jiu Tianya drove out of the villa, and Qiusheng had already run away without a trace, "Hey, why did you return the money to him?" Tianya asked.

"This is called wanting to get away with it, and he will come out with the money in a while and beg us to accept it." Ah Jiu said confidently.

Thirty minutes later, "Old man He, you have a kind, our beam is bigger, go, go home and sleep." ”

"I've been busy for most of the night and haven't made a penny, are you kidding me?" Tianya was very dissatisfied with Ah Jiu's behavior.

"Even if I want to play you, I won't even play with myself, I miscalculated, today is not in vain, I will still pay the salary of thirty yuan an hour, and I will contact you when I receive the business, happy cooperation." Ah Jiu first sent Tianya back to Weishu, and then walked back to Jiajia Mansion at night.

The next morning, Ah Jiu rushed to the church to meet Chenyou, Ah Jiu stepped forward and greeted, "Senior brother, are you peeing in the church again?" ”

"I can't pee out if I don't come here, I have to go back to bed and sleep again, otherwise I will let the fake foreign devil see it in a while, and God will take me to hell."

"I have seen it", Brother Wu came out and drew a cross on his forehead, lips and chest, "Lord Almighty, please forgive this heinous sinner, if there really is eighteen levels of hell, please give him a lighter sentence and let him live on the seventeenth floor, Amen." ”