Chapter 8 High-tech alchemy
In the last book, it was said that Wang Dongxing was happy to get immortal weapons, herbal alchemy furnaces. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info With a guy, Wang Dongxing can live idlely? No, our protagonist has started alchemy!
A little bit of Void Spirit Grass... 10,000-year-old ginkgo biloba several... Black ebony to taste... it! Who wrote this recipe? It's funny!
Wang Dongxing looked at the tablet hanging in front of him and scolded: "Your immortal world is too tricky!" Is this alchemy or stir-fry! What the hell is this little, just right, some? Such alchemy will eat the dead! ”
In order to avoid formatting, the machine spirit explained very doggy: "Lord... Don't be angry, master! This is just the recipe for the most basic healing medicine for dog skin balm - big brother! Why should the formula of the plaster be so precise? If it works, it's in it! ”
Wang Dongxing pinched his waist and scolded: "Is your alchemist in the immortal realm relying on such a recipe to refine the elixir?" ”
"Uh... Fangzi is indeed this recipe, but those apprentices have masters, where did you come from in the world? The machine spirit said embarrassedly.
"So what do I do? Slowly groping for yourself? So why don't I do anything else? I'm a great hero who wants to save hundreds of millions of beings in the fairy world, and I'm short on time, right? Wang Dongxing pretended to be a big-tailed wolf with righteousness, and he was embarrassed by the embarrassment.
"The hosts... You don't seem to have anything else to do but write novels every day, right? Alchemy is regarded as an after-school cultural life, and it has a historical and humanistic atmosphere! You learn from Ge Hong, learn from Sun Simiao, learn from who... Besides, as long as you find the best ratio, the alchemy furnace can automatically help you refine the elixir! This is the latest automatic alchemy furnace in the fairy world, and all kinds of pills can be automatically refined, which is extremely suitable for beginners! ”
The tablet machine spirit was speechless, his master was already shameless to the point of being invincible in the world, could it be that the defenses given to him by Xuanwu were all on his face?
Wang Dongxing crossed Erlang's legs and said like a landlord and old wealth: "Is there a solution?" If not, I'll flash the phone! ,The intelligent flashing system can be done in ten minutes.,In case I come out with a cute girl, I'll earn it! ”
"Don't mind! Don't mind! I'm your most faithful spirit! Know that version 1.0 is always the most classic! Are you embarrassed to let a cute girl paper spirit search for a small piece for you? O master! I'll help you search for the most formal pill refining method in the fairy world! Ay... Director Taibai, you're dead! Why give a mortal an abbreviated prescription? The machine spirit floated up with self-pity, connected to the network of the fairy world, and invaded the Tianyan system of the fairy world, and was monitored by the Lao Jundan Pharmacy in real time, and summarized the dosage of each medicinal material according to the apprentices' grasping methods......
Thanks to the tablet is a superb immortal weapon, otherwise the memory module and motherboard will definitely burn! This cpu throws the supercomputer N street on the earth, and it is not an order of magnitude existence at all.
In the end, the machine spirit drew the correct prescription on his face: dog skin paste - 20 grams of void spirit grass, five pieces of 10,000-year-old ginkgo biloba, 30 grams of ebony, and one dog skin. The effect is to cure all diseases, minor diseases can be treated, and major diseases are useless! (The advanced version of the dog skin plaster that circulates in the rivers and lakes is really effective, who knows who uses it!) )
Wang Dongxing smiled: "Damn! You even have your own spit function? ”
"What a fuss! I'm an artificial intelligence with an independent personality like a fairy artifact, can't I spit out? The machine spirit said proudly.
"So can you hack into the Mid Fed? Can you get me some rice gold? Wang Dongxing said with a smile.
"Not good!" Ji Ling rejected Wang Dongxing's unrealistic idea very backbonely: "There is a financial order in the world, and if I help you get too much money, it will destroy the economic order." The most important thing is that the money you get in this way is very causal, and once something happens to Midi, you have to help carry it. Cultivating immortals is the most taboo cause and effect. Cause and effect cannot ascend without exception, are you sure that you are tainted with cause and effect for the sake of these earthly things? ”
Ji Ling said very sincerely, and directly dispelled Wang Dongxing's idea of getting something for nothing, Wang Dongxing then asked: "What if I sell dog skin plasters to make money and get karma?" ”
"There is a give-and-take, fair trade. This is not stained with cause and effect, if all transactions are stained with cause and effect, then all immortal cultivators will wipe their necks! Ji Ling pointed out a broad road to make a fortune to Wang Dongxing, selling dog skin plasters!
Why Sell Dog Skin Plasters? Because this thing works well and is highly concealed! Selling dog skin plasters is definitely more than selling beauty pills or something, women are troublesome!
Wang Dongxing took out the materials for refining dog skin paste, threw them into the automatic alchemy furnace to set the time, and waited for the fragrant dog skin paste to come out of the pot!
The first batch of medicinal materials delivered by Taibaixing are all used to refine dog skin paste, although the name of this thing is ugly, but the effect is not generally good, it can be used internally or externally. Specializes in the treatment of all kinds of bruises, and specializes in the treatment of internal and external injuries.
Why did Tai Baiyinxing get this thing for Wang Dongxing? Wang Dongxing has a mending stone in his body, and the method of Daigo empowerment and immortal ignition cannot be used on his body. Therefore, Wang Dongxing can only cultivate step by step. The first step in cultivating immortals is to refine the body. Refining the body will hurt, and the biggest effect of dog skin paste is to heal injuries.
"Machine spirit, let me give you a name, the name of the total machine spirit is too raw, but you are also an artificial intelligence, aren't you?" Wang Dongxing was bored and teasing the machine spirit.
"Uh... I have a name! The machine spirit jumped to his feet.
"Huh? Do you have a name? What's your name? Wang Dongxing asked curiously.
The machine spirit pinched his waist and said proudly: "Machine Spirit No. 2333!" ”
Khan, Ju Khan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan...
Machine Spirit 2333? What a rejoicing! There's no one with that name!
"Uh... You'd better change your name! Wang Dongxing suggested.
The machine spirit thought for a moment, "What do you think my name is?" ”
"That's it, how about you call Wang Gangdan?" Wang Dongxing suggested.
"No..."Without waiting for the machine spirit to refuse, Wang Dongxing said to himself: "Good name!" I'm so talented! Wang Gangdan! Crisp and loud, with connotation and backbone! A man is a real man, he is called Wang Gangdan! ”
The machine spirit sat on the floor with a dejected head and muttered, "It's over... When I return to the fairy world, I will definitely be laughed to death by the guys in the same factory... The first-class waterline immortal weapon is Mao only my name is so frustrated? ”
Wang Dongxing was still immersed in the illusory dream of "I am talented" and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't notice the self-pity of Gu Ying, the little instrument spirit - uh, even if he saw it, he would ignore it, this is a big heart!
"Ding-dong... Your elixir has been baked, please open the furnace to extract, please open the furnace to extract..."Accompanied by the melody of "Dedicated to Alice", the automatic alchemy furnace issued a reminder.
Oh yo? Done? Wang Dongxing crawled out of his narcissism, came to the two-meter-high microwave oven, and turned on the stove......
Whew... The powerful steam flipped Wang Dongxing on his heels: "! ”
Wang Dongxing scolded and waited for the microwave oven to empty the steam, rubbed his ass and got up: Doesn't this thing have a safety valve? A high-imitation microwave oven, can't you refer to the pressure cooker to get a safety valve? Bad review! ”
The small instrument spirit king Gangdan followed behind Wang Dongxing's buttocks, listened to Wang Dongxing's words and silently recorded them, and sent the records back to the fairy world:
Experimental Xian V automatic alchemy furnace user experience: poor
Reason for bad review: There is no safety valve, and the huge impact of the heat wave has a safety hazard
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Hey, hey, if Wang Dongxing knew that his family's automatic alchemy furnace was an experimental model, how would he feel? Produced by the fairy world, it must be a high-quality product! Everyone's noisy! Recommended tipping collection to fly up!