If I can have another life, I must be reincarnated as a handsome guy! Very handsome, handsome kind! Then caught up with Mo Xiaoya and threw her again!

Zhang Heng thought this way before he died, he looked at the clouds in the sky, flickering like a dyed cloth, he felt very gray in his eyes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The world is fucking bullshit!"

Zhang Heng shouted with all his might, and then lost consciousness.

......

"I said two big brothers, can we go slower?"

Zhang Heng was supported by the two ghosts of black and white impermanence, and trotted all the way on the path of the underworld.

"I said, boy, you're going to find something for us before this vacation is over! What would you do if it were you? Hei Wuchang had a dark face, looked at Zhang Heng and said unhappily.

Wait, the face of black impermanence seems to be black in the first place.

Zhang Heng thought about it again and again, and said seriously: "What do you do, you should still be looking at the bikini beauties on the beach, and order a glass of cold juice, you feel depraved when you think about it!" ”

"Ahh Bai Wuchang spit out his saliva, and gave Zhang Heng a chestnut reward, "Be honest, don't chirp crookedly, be careful to throw you into the animal path to reincarnate." ”

Zhang Heng was a person who was afraid of things, so he quickly shut up and didn't speak.

When he arrived in the palace of Hades, Yama was still dozing off on the computer desk, and the blue-eyed imp next to him was fanning Yama on the side.

Zhang Heng saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart, thinking that this prefecture was still quite advanced, and the computers were all used, but he didn't know why he didn't have an air conditioner.

"My lord, my lord, it's time to go to work!" The blue-eyed imp saw the black and white impermanence coming with a person, and shouted softly in Yama's ear.

"What? It's time to get off work, I've slept all day? Go get my car keys. Yama stood up suddenly, and when he heard that it was time to leave work, he suddenly fell asleep.

The blue-eyed little ghost smiled awkwardly, patted Yama on the shoulder, and pointed to the black and white impermanence standing in front of the computer desk, "It's not time to get off work, it's time for you to go to work." ”

"Really?" Yama was stunned, and then laughed to hide his embarrassment.

Zhang Heng was dumbfounded, thinking that the original prefecture still implemented the work system from 9 to 5 in the morning, and he didn't know if there was a shortage of miscellaneous people, maybe he could find an errand here.

"Name, age, whether you are married, what is the cause of death?" When it came to work, Yama became very serious, even though he forgot to wipe away the drooling stains from his mouth.

"Zhang Heng, 24, is not married, died by suicide."

"Huh?" Yan Luo was typing on the keyboard, suddenly stopped, put on his round-framed eyes, and looked at Zhang Heng seriously, "Not married yet?" Died by suicide? So, are you a dick? ”

If it weren't for the fear that Yan Luo would throw himself into the beast path, Zhang Heng would have wanted to throw his size 42 slippers in Yan Luo's face.

To tell the truth, everyone has no opinion, but don't say it in front of the parties, this is a sloppy person who doesn't understand!

"I'm sorry. What's this tuba called, don't you mind? Yan Luo helped his glasses and asked Zhang Heng with a smile.

"My name is Zhang Heng!"

"Oh, it turned out to be Brother Heng!"

Yan Luo looked at the information in the computer, which recorded Zhang Heng's life, as well as his previous life and his upcoming reincarnation.

"Uh, this Brother Heng. You're a little big! ”

Zhang Heng was stunned, saying that he didn't understand.

Although he has a small gang in the university dormitory, and he has a few roommates as younger brothers, his power should not have expanded into the underworld!

"Could it be that those bastards have collected the protection fee of the underworld?" Zhang Heng muttered to himself. I can't stop talking about the beauty in my heart, it seems that my little brothers are still a little promising.

"What do you think!" Bai Wuchang couldn't see it, and another burst of chestnuts came over, and he woke up Zhang Heng, who was dreaming, at once.

Yan Luo looked at Zhang Heng funny, and he naturally saw clearly what Zhang Heng thought. Well, well, the dungeon is boring in the first place, and it's still good to be a bad joke.

"That's right, you're the tenth dick!"

Zhang Heng rubbed his ears and looked at Yan Luo with wide eyes, "My lord, what the hell do you say I am?" ”

"Brother Heng, I can't bear to say this. I read your information, and the nine lives before you turned out to be dicks, plus your life is the tenth life. Yama Luo was heartbroken, took the heart-printing tissue handed over by the blue-eyed imp, and wiped his tears with fake affection.

Black and white impermanence also felt sorry for Zhang Heng, and black impermanence even more thoughtfully prepared a large bag of unopened heart seals for Zhang Heng.

"Wipe it, Brother Heng, not only tears, but your snot is flowing out."

Zhang Heng was in tears! In this life, everyone lives like this, but I didn't expect that there are nine of them who are even more wretched, how can this underworld come to be reincarnated, and it is clear that they are here to suffer.

"Big brother, I won't be a dick again after I am reincarnated, right?" Zhang Heng thought of a more serious problem. Instead of being a dick again, it's better to be a beast.

Those cats and dogs, aren't they very good at taking advantage of girls?

Yan Luo shook his head regretfully, "You are not only a tenth-generation dick, but also a resentful spirit, who can't be reincarnated." ”

"Wraiths?"

"You killed yourself for love?"

Zhang Heng couldn't help but think of Mo Xiaoya again, so he nodded very silently.

"So what do I do now?"

Yan Luo snapped his fingers and said with a sneer: "It's very simple, as long as you can wash away the resentment on your body, you can have a good baby." ”

"How do you wash it?" Zhang Heng looked at Yan Luo with blank eyes, and almost started the ** plan to expose his chest and thighs.

Yan Luo touched his head and smiled embarrassedly, "Originally, the washing machine in the underworld could be washed, but last time someone in it, it has been sent for warranty." ”

"Huh? Damn, how can the underworld allow open defecation! Zhang Heng angrily patted the computer desk to complain about the civilization and quality of the prefecture.

"Don't worry, Brother Heng, there is still a way." Yan Luo stood up, patted Zhang Heng's shoulder comfortingly, and motioned for him to dissipate his anger.

"I hate it, why didn't you say it earlier, it scared people to be careful of their livers and puffs!" Zhang Heng's attitude immediately changed three hundred and sixty degrees, and he pinched the orchid finger and was about to poke it at Yan Luo.

"Dwarf oil!"

Yan Luo hurriedly dodged and dodged, keeping a distance that Zhang Heng couldn't touch.

"The method is simple, you go back to the yang world. Let that girl fall in love with you, and you will be able to wash away the resentment on your body, and you will be able to have a good baby in the next life. ”

"So, easy?" Zhang Heng asked incredulously.

Yama lit a cigar and took a beautiful puff.

"Is it easy?"

Zhang Heng thought for a moment, "Okay, I admit it's difficult. ”

“so..... It's time for you to go on a mission! Yama smiled and winked at the black and white impermanence.

Bai Wuchang took advantage of Zhang Heng's lack of attention and kicked Zhang Heng's ass and sent him back to the yang world.

"Wait, I'm not a handsome guy yet!" Zhang Heng's voice gradually disappeared.

"It's a bit out of the way for adults to do this." Hei Wuchang ran over and rubbed Yama's shoulder kindly.

"There's no way, if you don't let him wash away his grievances, he'll be a dick again in the next life. You also know that now the top is cracking down, and if we find out about this kind of tragedy, we will all have to deduct the bonus. Yan Luo also looked helpless and spit out a smoke ring.

"By the way, I remember you weren't on vacation?"

Hei Wuchang's face suddenly darkened, "He hit us when he died." ”

Yama was stunned, "Where are you on vacation?" ”

"Girls' dormitory!" (To be continued.) )