Chapter 14 Dog, you bite
"Anchor, how much is your German pastor, is it okay to sell it to me?"
"If you want to buy our wolf, don't even think about it"
"The wolf is so smart, I like the wolf so much"
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He has now become the most popular anchor in Liufang, with more than 500,000 followers and more than 300,000 online viewers.
"Hurry up and roast, the dog is hungry" At noon, the wolf ran out alone to kill a two-hundred-pound wild boar and came back, Ming Yunwei did not recommend that it call himself the dog master.
After the wild boar is processed, it is passed through the middle with a wooden stick and roasted on the fire, and the skin gradually takes on a golden yellow, and the oil drips in the fire, and the fragrance wafts far and wide.
"Brothers, the wild boar is roasted, look at this color, Xiao Ming's skills are good."
"I ate instant noodles in the dormitory, and when I saw Xiao Ming's roasted wild boar, I lost my appetite instantly."
"Ditto, fast food has been thrown in the trash by me"
"I can only watch Xiao Ming eat, I really want to eat"
Dalong "I don't have an appetite for French dinner, and I go to buy a wild boar and roast pig at night"
Mingyun smiled, deliberately cut off a piece of meat and put it close to the camera, and then put it in his mouth and made a special sound, which made the audience cry and laugh.
"Alright, brothers, let's have lunch"
In the end, Mingyun and Sky Wolf were both exhausted, lying on the ground and not moving, they really ate too much.
"I feel like Xiao Ming is here for a vacation in the primeval forest"
"Ditto, the animals of the primeval forest are the dishes on his plate, and he can eat them whenever he wants"
"Call the Qinling Forestry Bureau, the animals in the Qinling Mountains have all been eaten by Xiao Ming"
"Don't talk about anything else, I just want half a roast boar left"
"It's a shame to waste, Xiao Ming give it to me"
"I'm hungry again"
Mingyun looked funny, even if I gave it to you, you wouldn't be able to get it, looking at the remaining half of the roast wild boar, thinking about what to do with it, there is a way, wait a moment to let the wolf be behind, and send the roast wild boar to him as a red envelope, it's so smart.
Sky Wolf spoke, "Xiao Ming, we've been walking here for three days, and we haven't arrived at the place yet, do you say we've been tricked?"
Mingyun "It's impossible, mechanical cats shouldn't be so undisciplined."
"Ya, the dog has been gone for three days and I don't know how to come out to greet it, and when I get to the place, I will see if the dog doesn't bite them."
Mingyun hehe, take out the receiver and call up the topographic map of the Qinling Mountains, not to mention that the things sent by the mechanical cat are easy to use, and the specific location can be determined through satellite positioning.
"We're already near Python Mountain now"
Sky Wolf: "Then hurry up and notify them to come and pick us up, the dog's legs are hurting"
Mingyun Aite mechanical cat "Brother Cat, we have arrived at Python Mountain, how to find you"
"Come, Brother Tiger Drink"
Dalong "Cheers, I don't know how the Mingyun brothers are doing, will something happen"
Mechanical Cat "Yo, say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, Brother Mingyun has a message"
"Mingyun Brothers"
"Brother Cat, I'm at Python Mountain, come out and pick me up"
Mechanical cat "You turn on the positioning function on your receiver and I'll see where you are"
Mingyun turned on the positioning function, and a red dot appeared on the computer at the mechanical cat's home, which was less than 500 meters above them.
The mechanical cat and the big dragon glanced at each other, smiled, "Brother Tiger, let's go out to pick up Brother Mingyun" and then ordered, "Prepare the wine and spirit fruit, I want to entertain your guests"
"Okay sir"
Sky Wolf: "The dog has waited for the flowers, why don't you come, wait for the dog to be merciless."
Suddenly, a voice came, "It's Brother Mingyun."
Mingyun was surprised, I went, what did he see, a six-meter-long wild cat and an eight-meter-long Siberian tiger, the wild cat was still wearing a small suit, a small suit.
"Master dog, you are up, didn't you say that you want to bite them to death, don't coax them, you do it"
Sky Wolf "......"
"You are Brother Cat and Brother Tiger, why did your head grow so big"
"Hahahaha" The two mechanical cats laughed, "I'm explaining to you later, let's go to my house now, we have prepared all the wine and spirit fruit, let's not get drunk and don't return"
Following the mechanical cat, Mingyun became more and more surprised, this is actually going underground, a rotating escalator goes straight to the underground, and there are street lights, slots, if he is not now in the depths of the Qinling Mountains, someone told him that this is in a prosperous urban area, he would believe it.
The underground is completely empty, there are many animals living here, including African lions, cheetahs, brown bears, tricolor dogs, and even South China tigers, he has seen several of them, which reminds Mingyun of a movie he has watched, Zootopia.
Mechanical Cat "Welcome to my kingdom, inhabited by 3,200 animals, all of them my subordinates, under my leadership"
Mingyun was surprised all the way, and he was surprised when he arrived at the mechanical cat's house, lying in the groove, more than 100 square meters of LCD TV, and there was a huge flower cat lying on the huge sofa watching Korean dramas!
"It's a guest," the cat raised her head and said to Mingyun, "Welcome to our house."
The mechanical cat introduced, "This is your sister-in-law Huahua"
"Hello cat sister-in-law"
Glancing around, there are electrical and mechanical cats in the human world, and there are also those that the human world does not have.
Dalong "Haha, these are all made by the cat brother, don't underestimate it, it is no worse than your top human scientists, it is the top scientist of our demon race, it said that the times are changing, and our demon race must also keep pace with the times, otherwise it will be outdated, so the cat brother ran to your human world to learn technology in front of more than two hundred people, and now it is the wise man of our demon race, and we can fully understand what is happening in this world through your satellites, even more comprehensive than yourself"
Two hundred in front of you? Cat? Knowledge? Demon Clan? Mingyun was completely confused, this amount of information is too much.
The mechanical cat smiled and said, "I don't have any talent in cultivation, so I just want to find something to kill time, it's all something that is not worth mentioning, come to Mingyun brother, I know you have a lot of questions, let's talk while drinking"
Then beckoned to the wolf, "That junior of the dog clan, come over to eat together, don't be restrained, it's all from the demon clan, it's like you're at home when you arrive, come and drink"
The wolf showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and if the dog bit them to death, he would have forgotten them to Java "Thank you, seniors, wolf"