"Crystal divination, omniscient, this classmate, you seem to have some troubles?"

When Tang Zhe was returning home, he met a mysterious woman who was setting up a stall for divination. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Zhe hesitated for a moment, and the woman continued: "Let me give you a divination, you are not allowed to ask for money." ”

"In that case, let's take it." Tang Zhe sat on a small chair in front of the stall.

"Look at this crystal ball, you will find the answer here......" The woman's two hands kept stroking the crystal ball.

"Huh? Why do you feel like your eyelids are so heavy......"

*

My name is Tang Zhe, and I am very depressed because I can't make friends.

I traveled alone to a small island in the south to take a break.

When I arrived at the hotel, I suddenly found that my wallet was missing, and I was really depressed.

Luckily, I still had a little change, so I rented the cheapest single room in the hotel, which was not good, and the change on me could not last for a few days.

Just as I was thinking this, a beautiful woman passed me.

She has silk-like black hair fluttering in the wind, slender phoenix eyebrows, a pair of eyes like stars and bright moon, exquisite nose, pink cheeks and slightly dizzy, dripping cherry-like red lips, flawless melon seed face is shy and affectionate, tender snow skin is strangely beautiful, and her body is light, refined and elegant.

I couldn't help but follow her, and all eyes were on her along the way, as if she were the most beautiful treasure from God.

In this way, all the way to the top floor of the hotel, even if it was only the two of us at this time, I didn't dare to take another step.

"Are you the 'Evil King's True Hitomi'?" She asked lightly.

"She actually called my name in an instant, and I found out that I was in love with her...... Worst! Say it! ”

She turned around and smiled at me, a smile that melted.

"If you catch up with me, I'll be your girlfriend?"

This sentence had too much impact on a person who had no friends, so at this moment, I secretly decided in my heart that no matter what, I would catch up with her.

Then she jumped from the rooftop.

Damn it! What the hell is she doing?

I rushed over and jumped down.

Using the acceleration of the fall and the speed at which I was running on the glass plane, I finally held her in my arms in mid-air.

"I've caught up with you, even if it's only been a while, but you're going to be my girlfriend!"

"No, it's still a long time away." She put her arms around me and kissed me.

With a bang, the two of us fell into the hotel's swimming pool.

Haha, God help me, I finally found my first friend, and it's a girlfriend.

Just as I was thinking this, she suddenly said to me, "Our baby is about to be born, have you figured out what to choose?" ”

How could it be so fast! Why am I not impressed?

In fact, I was in a big house with her at this time, and her belly was round and straight, as if she was ten months pregnant.

"No, I'm going to give birth, I'm going to give birth......"

"Wow wow!" With a burst of crying, she carried the child to me.

"Look, this is our son, how cute does he look?"

Ahaha, I'm a dad! I happily picked up my son and held it high: "Tang San, call Dad!" ”

"Daddy! I'm so old, please don't play games like this with me anymore! Tang San said to me with a frown.

I put him down a little embarrassed, why did this guy grow so big in a blink of an eye?

Yes, this is what being a parent looks like, and in a blink of an eye, the child will grow as tall as himself.

"Dad, don't pay attention to my stinky brother, play with me!"

Oops, where did this little cutie come from, isn't it just a miniature version of her mother?

"What are you talking about, husband, isn't this our daughter Xiaoxue?"

"Oh! Xiaoxue, come on, let's play lifting high! ”

"Dad, woo, Xiaoxue can't bear to ...... you"

Oops, what's going on here?

"Xiaoxue is getting married, husband."

Ah, how so fast!

Why is Xiaoxue going to get married in a blink of an eye? I don't want it, the person Xiaoxue wants to marry is me!

"If you do this again, I'm going to be angry, husband!"

Hey, the years are not forgiving, why did I become an old man all of a sudden.

"Isn't that good, husband. Now that our son is a barrister and our daughter is married to a good family, what is there not to be satisfied with? ”

Hey, I was thinking, when I first got here, I didn't have any friends and I lost my wallet.

"Forget it, husband, after so many years, isn't it just a wallet?"

"Not only that, I'm still thinking, after so many years, I still haven't made a friend, I'm really unwilling."

"Why husband, isn't it good to be by my side?"

"That's not what I meant......"

"This is your wallet, take it and go to your friends!" She looked heartbroken.

"Why is my wallet with you?"

"Because you think your wallet is more important than me, don't you?"

"I said it all, I didn't mean it that way."

"From today onwards, we will break off our righteousness!"

"Don't, wife, listen to my explanation!"

……

*

"Don't leave me, wife!"

Tang Zhe's snoring suddenly made passers-by turn around and look at him with the eyes of a psychopath.

Tang Zhe was fearless, because he had long been accustomed to this kind of look.

"Wife?" Tang Zhe looked left and right, "By the way, I seemed to be divining just now......

"Hey, where's the divination woman?"

Then, he touched himself again: "Why is my wallet gone?" ”

"This bastard actually hypnotized me with hypnosis!" Tang Zhe began to run through the streets, trying to find the divination woman.

After asking many passers-by, Tang Zhe finally found the trace of the fox, and finally in an alley, he blocked the woman.

"Oh, little brother, what's the matter with you?" The goddess's eyes winced a little.

"Goddess, did you use hypnosis to rob my wallet?" Tang Zhe asked with a straight face.

"How can you say that, I don't even know you." The goddess hastened to deny it.

"What's in your pocket, take it out and show me!"

"Why! Little brat, you're going to scream like this again! ”

"No one will come to save you even if you cut your throat, show me something!" Tang Zhe went up and scuffled with this woman.

"Cut your throat! Cut your throat! ”

Tang Zhe forcefully took out an object from her pocket, wasn't this his wallet?

"Forget it, I'll give it back to you, a broken wallet is worth chasing your wife for half a street?"

"Here you go!" Tang Zhe handed the wallet to the goddess.

"What do you mean?"

"Hypnotize me!"

"Huh?"

"Hypnotize me again, this wallet will be given to you, hurry up! My wife is still waiting for me! ”

"Do you think I'm a dragon!"