Chapter 251: Pirate Barrel of the Double World (↑)
"Oppa, let's make a game. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Back in the house, Zhang Yang was still changing his shoes, and Pani, who had entered the house, walked over with a pirate barrel.
"What is this?" Zhang Yang looked at the pirate bucket in Pani's arms and the toy sword in the plastic bag suspiciously, and wondered.
"It's a game of chance." Parney grinned, "Stick these little plastic swords into the barrel and see who accidentally pops the pirate out of this." ”
"Oh." Zhang Yang nodded.
"OPPA can't have played this game." Pani saw that Zhang Yang's expression of sudden realization did not look like he was pretending, and suddenly wondered.
"Nai." Zhang Yang nodded.
Zhang Yang has been addicted to the ocean of learning since he was a child and can't extricate himself, where have he ever seen a toy like a pirate barrel? When Zhang Yang went to college and began to degenerate, he also played computer games. Toys are just words in Zhang Yang's life, and the Optimus Prime in Zhang Yang's memory has long been unknown to which box he stuffed into and eaten ashes.
"It's fine, it's simple. OPPA will be there as soon as you get started. Pani laughed.
"Okay, let's start playing." Zhang Yang nodded.
"Then let's make a bet before we start playing. Those who lose are punished. Pani was smiling happily as he held the pirate barrel.
"What punishment will be set, Pani, you come, I will listen to you." Zhang Yang smiled while taking off his coat.
"Punishment, punishment...... Whoever loses will have to put makeup on their face, what does OPPA think? Pani pondered for a long time, and suddenly an idea struck.
"Is it to win makeup?" Zhang Yang pretended to be ignorant and said with a simple face: "My makeup skills are not good, what if we turn Pani ugly?" ”
"Hmph, oppa, you'll make me happy." Pani hugged the pirate barrel tightly and said arrogantly, "Of course it's a win to a loser." Don't worry, oppa, my makeup skills are good, and I learned makeup from makeup artists very seriously in "Factorygirls". ”
"Nai, I see." Zhang Yang nodded: "Then let's start here." ”
"Wait, I'll go get the cosmetics first." Pani shook her head, put the toy on the floor, and ran back to her bedroom to get her makeup.
Zhang Yang looked at Pani's back and shrunk his neck a little scared, he didn't feel it when he said it just now, but when he saw Pani really go to get cosmetics, Zhang Yang felt a little creepy. The game of pirate barrel is based on luck, luck has always been unreliable for Zhang Yang, it may be that when he got the concrete ability, he used up all the luck in his life.
Taking out a few small plastic swords in the plastic bag in his hand, Zhang Yang looked at the dense sword holes on the pirate barrel, and then inserted the small red sword in his hand casually, and then ......
"I'll !!"
As soon as the little sword was inserted, Zhang Yang heard a "click", and then the pirate villain on the top of the barrel was bounced out, flew up and fell down fiercely, and fell to the ground with a rattling sound.
"I ...... Really. Zhang Yang leaned over and picked up the villain, stuffed the villain into the bucket and turned around a few times, loaded the toy, and then raised the yellow sword in his hand, solemnly attached his thoughts to it, and then seriously inserted the little sword into the barrel......
"I beep~~~" Zhang Yang was dumbfounded. Looking at the toy pirate who fell to the ground after going to the sky for the second time, Zhang Yang was a little overwhelmed.
Looking at the plastic sword in his hand, Zhang Yang was puzzled: "Smeared with wind oil essence?" So powerful? ”
"Broken, right? This toy must be broken. After thinking for a long time, Zhang Yang finally came to a conclusion.
Ignoring the hard fight with the pirate barrel who looked at him unpleasantly, Pani went back to his room and headed straight to the dresser, looking at the pile of makeup on the table, Pani didn't know what to take.
"Grab the perfume." Pani grabbed his pale rose perfume first.
"Eyebrow pencils, too." The second is the eyebrow pencil, which, of course, has always been the one she uses when she paints Taeyeon's eyebrows.
Later, Pani also chose powder, eyeshadow, and mascara brush.
"What else?" Parney looked at the makeup in his hand, his eyes slicing over the dresser, and then chose the last one.
"That's it." Parney nodded, grabbed her bright red lipstick, and turned to leave the bedroom.
Outside, Zhang Yang is still fighting against the pirate barrel, in the short two minutes that Pani chose cosmetics, Zhang Yang has played the pirate barrel countless times, but each time he can't survive three rounds, and he will die within three swords.
"If it's not that this toy is broken, then my luck has weakened." Zhang Yang looked at the villain who fell out of a meter on the ground, and thought helplessly.
Zhang Yang naturally refused to admit that his luck was weak, so he stubbornly thought that this toy was broken.
Therefore, this is all the fault of Shi Chen.
Shi Chen: Meow meow?
"Is OPPA practicing secretly?" When Parney walked out of the room, the first thing he saw was the toy figure that had fallen to the floor.
Seeing this toy villain, Pani looked up at the wooden barrel beside Zhang Yang again, and when he saw the lone green sword on it, Pani couldn't help laughing: "It seems that the results of OPPA's practice are not very satisfactory." ”
"Pani, this toy must be broken." Zhang Yang said helplessly: "I have tried 7 or 8 times, and none of them have been able to walk three steps." ”
"Really?" Pani looked at the toy bucket suspiciously: "No, we have always kept it very well, and it can't suddenly break." ”
"But I really haven't taken three steps at a time." Zhang Yang stretched out his hand helplessly: "If you don't believe it, I'll show you." ”
"Okay, oppa show me." Parney nodded, she wanted to see what it was like to be unable to take three steps.
"Okay." Zhang Yang nodded, picked up the villain and stuffed it into the barrel and turned around twice, then picked up a small sword at random and inserted it casually, and then ......
Zhang Yang and Pani only heard a "click", and the pirate villain who had just returned to sit in the barrel was once again stabbed into the sky by Zhang Yang.
Try again, Zhang Yang's third sword once again sent the villain to the sky to play around.
"Is it really broken?" Pani suspiciously took the pirate villain handed over by Zhang Yang, and after loading it, he picked up the plastic sword, and inserted it into a sword hole at random.
The villain didn't react at all.
"You plug in a few more." Zhang Yang said confidently.
"......" Parney didn't speak, but grabbed a small sword from the plastic bag, and began to stick it into the pirate barrel one by one.
Second, third, fourth...... Until the small plastic sword in his hand was inserted cleanly, the twelve small swords were densely lined up, and there was no movement of the villain in the pirate barrel.
"It's not bad." Pani looked at the bewildered Zhang Yang and said with a smile: "It must be oppa's luck is really bad, stinky hands, stinky hands." ”
"How is that possible?" Zhang Yang looked at the calm pirate barrel in disbelief, and then also picked up a small sword and plunged it into it......
"Click!!"
The "......" mechanism was triggered, and the villain was very simply lifted into the sky by Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang's heart followed the villain and fell to the ground fiercely.
Pani covered his mouth and snickered beside him, and Zhang Yang was loveless.
He now felt what his fate would be.
Sure enough, all the luck of his life ran out in the year he knew how to make soy sauce.
(To be continued.) )