The first is better, there are two more and three more in the back, wahaha, everyone smashes some red tickets, collects and collects, you must collect it!

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"I went to buy a car, the car smiled at me, the car said, early, drive the car with a beautiful woman......"

Yang Tianyou got up early in the morning, and then hummed a little song and came to the door of Niu Wazi's house opposite. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Knock knock, knock knock!

Yang Tianyou knocked on the door and shouted: "Niu baby, get up quickly, the sun is on your buttocks, hurry up, go to the chin!" ”

Smoking a cigarette, Yang Tianyou stood at the door, Niu Wazi lived on the third floor, the door was open at the back, and there was a balcony at the door, just for Yang Tianyou to enjoy the scenery, it may be that he was in a good mood, Yang Tianyou felt that it was too beautiful to see anything, on the other side of the river, green mountains and green waters, a lush greenery, which made people feel refreshed.

Two minutes later, Niu Wazi was naked in shorts, and he stepped on a pair of slippers and ran to open the door drunkly, and when he saw Yang Tianyou, he first stretched out his hand and asked for a cigarette to light it, and took a puff, Niu Wazi asked, "What the ghost is called?" Early in the morning, do you want anyone to sleep? ”

"Didn't you say you would buy a car today?" Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and scolded, "Have you been playing too long at night?" You, a thing that doesn't know how to live or die, will die on a woman's belly sooner or later, I grass, can you go? One word! ”

Niu Wazi's eyes widened and said, "Are you serious this time?" Won't you be coaxing me to play again? ”

Yang Tianyou turned his head and left, and said: "Get out of your grandma's, if you don't go, pull it down, I asked Zhang Yanyan to go with me, and I will drive back tomorrow to let you see, dog's day, early in the morning, which one will make a joke of you!" ”

Pulling Yang Tianyou back, Niu Wazi put a smile on his face, and said hehehe: "Brother Tian, don't leave first!" ”

After speaking, Niu Wazi pointed to the room behind him, and said silently: "Stuck in the mother-in-law, you wait for me, I will do his ideological work, you must wait for me!" ”

Yang Tianyou is embarrassed, this wife is strict!

The door slammed shut, startling Yang Tianyou, no way, continue to look at the scenery, but unfortunately although the scenery on both sides of the river is good, there are no women to see, it really makes Yang Tianyou unsatisfied, in his opinion, now such a good mood, with a beautiful woman like Li Juan dancing in front of him, that is the real beauty, of course, it is best to dance a striptease-dance!

Three minutes later, Yang Tianyou finished smoking, and there was a noise in Niu Wazi's house.

Yang Tianyou was a little embarrassed, it seemed that Niu Wazi couldn't get the card, and most of the car was yellow.

With a snap, Niu Wazi opened the door and scolded menacingly: "Dog, stinky mother-in-law, don't give me a card!" The money that Lao Tzu earns, why don't you give a card! ”

Yang Tianyou sweated behind his back, coughed twice, swallowed his saliva, and said, "What are you doing?" ”

"She won't give me money, mom, what should I do?" Niu Wazi said angrily: "Otherwise, I'm going to beat people!" ”

"Beat your sister!" Yang Tianyou kicked over and scolded: "What did Lao Tzu tell you last time, you have the ability, beat others, beat your own mother-in-law, what kind of hero is it, there is a woman to help you run the house, what do you want?" You are born in the midst of blessings and do not know blessings! ”

Niu Wazi said frustratedly: "Then you mean, this car is not bought?" ”

"You really want to buy it?" Yang Tianyou's eyes rolled.

Niu Wazi nodded, and Yang Tianyou said: "Then go in and say good things, women are made of tofu, and they are soft-hearted, just say a few good words." ”

"But I've had all the good things to say." Niu Wazi said dejectedly.

"Go again!" Yang Tianyou didn't have anything to do, so he pushed Niu Wazi in.

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Within two minutes, there was another wah-wow-wow-wah quarrel in the room.

Then, Niu Wazi ran out again in a gloomy manner, and scolded angrily: "Brother Tian, if you didn't say that you can't beat people, Lao Tzu really wants to kick her off the third floor, shit, it's too much, I bought a car, he actually said that I was a sassy bag, you said, I'm a sassy bag?" ”

Yang Tianyou couldn't cry or laugh, and scolded with a smile: "You are not a sassy bag!" That's weird! ”

"Brother Tian, what should I do now?" Niu Wazi rolled her eyes and said, "If you lend me some money, I will buy a car and deduct it from the dividends in the next few months!" ”

Yang Tianyou scolded: "Get out, it's not about money, the key is that you have to let your mother-in-law agree to buy a car, this is mutual respect, why don't I intercede for me?" ”

Niu Wazi's eyes lit up, and she nodded again and again and said yes.

So, Yang Tianyou entered the door and slammed the door shut.

But as soon as he walked to Niu Wazi's bedroom, Yang Tianyou almost fell down, the pony actually sat on the bed with only a set of underwear, crying, good figure, and good looks, but Yang Tianyou hurriedly retreated, and shouted in the living room: "Pony, come out quickly, let's talk!" ”

Niu Wazi suddenly patted his head outside, his face changed greatly, and he shouted: "I grass!" ”

Khan, he then remembered that his mother-in-law didn't seem to be dressed yet.

But now it's too late to regret it, Yang Tianyou went in, and the door was closed, he couldn't open it, besides, he could hear Yang Tianyou's voice talking inside, fortunately, although Yang Tianyou saw something that shouldn't be seen, but fortunately, he still knew the truth that brothers and wives should not be bullied, and obediently retreated to the living room.

Niu Wazi breathed a sigh of relief, but was a little depressed for no reason.

His mother-in-law was seen by Yang Tianyou, can he not be depressed?

Although it was just a flash of shock, although I didn't see the key parts, it was his mother-in-law, not Yang Tianyou's mother-in-law!

Minutes and seconds passed.

Five minutes passed, and Niu Wazi was a little anxious.

Ten minutes passed, and Niu Wazi was very anxious.

Twenty minutes passed, and Niu Wazi couldn't wait any longer.

It's silent inside, what can you do in twenty minutes, if he wants, he can make a baby!

He couldn't wait any longer, and began to pound on the door, knock, knock, bang.

He knows Yang Tianyou too well, this shameless guy won't do anything unsightly with the pony inside, right?

No, no, definitely not, Brother Tian still has a very bottom line.

Ahem, Niu Wazi began to think crankily.

Continue to pound on the door, this time the door opened suddenly, Yang Tianyou stared at Niu Wazi with an angry face, and behind Yang Tianyou stood a neatly dressed pony.

"You're going to die, huh? What are you beating? Yang Tianyou scolded.

Niu Wazi smiled and said, "Okay?" ”

Yang Tianyou was silent.

Niu Wazi was a little anxious, and even more apprehensive, swallowed his saliva, and stared at the faces of the two, but everything was normal, and he couldn't see any clues.

"Brother Tian, you won't fail to do it, right?" Niu Wazi wanted to cry.

Yang Tianyou took out a bank card, handed it to Niu Wazi, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian is out of the horse, how can there be anything that can't be done." ”

Niu Wazi's eyes lit up, and he was about to grab the bank card directly, but Yang Tianyou shrank his hand and said: "Wait, let's make it clear first, the money your kid has earned in the past half a year is just enough to repay the bank's money, and you can buy a car, but I will help you review, you can't buy a car with a price higher than 100,000 yuan, this is also the result of my discussion with your wife." ”

"Huh?" Niu Wazi shouted: "My grass, a car within 100,000 yuan is not a good car, buy a wool car, if you want to buy it, buy a good one!" ”

"Then forget it, I see that you have also bought a car, go back to sleep obediently, I'm leaving!" Yang Tianyou said that he was going to return the card to the pony.

Niu Wazi pounced all of a sudden, grabbed the card in his hand, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, okay, can't I be obedient?" ”

Yang Tianyou walked out and said with a smile: "Hurry up, put on your clothes, I'll wait for you below!" ”

In less than two minutes, Niu Wazi ran down, Yang Tianyou saw Niu Wazi's outfit, and immediately cried and laughed, and said: "My day you are the ancestors, you will wear this to Bazhong?" You want to lose the face of our Yongan people, don't you? ”

Niu Wazi wore a shirt on his body, a pair of shorts underneath, and a pair of rotten slippers, the kind made of bamboo, his hair was unkempt, his face was estimated to have not been washed, and there were a few eye droppings in the corners of his eyes.

Niu Wazi pursed her lips, looked at Yang Tianyou, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, you are not much better, look at you, there is a difference between you and me?" ”

Yang Tianyou is wearing more obscene clothes, with undershirts on top, shorts below, and slippers on his feet, and his feet and nails may not have been cut for a long time, a bit like a wild man who just ran out of the dragon frame.

"Ahem, brother wears it like this, it's called personality, if you wear it like this, it's not personality, it's obscene!" Yang Tianyou laughed, but he didn't say anything about Niu Wazi.

Yang Tianyou stopped a Chang'an car going down to the city, and made a call to ask Zhang Yanyan to wait on the road below the brick factory to go to Bazhong within three minutes, Zhang Yanyan looked extremely excited on the phone.

Five minutes later, the car arrived at the bottom of the brick factory, Zhang Yanyan stood there very stylishly, so that Niu Wazi and Yang Tianyou couldn't cry or laugh when they saw it, is it really a coincidence? Zhang Yanyan and the two of them were dressed almost identically, and the three of them sat in a row in the back, which made the driver a little funny.

Three lewd men!

"Brother Tian, do you really want to go to Bazhong to buy a car?" Zhang Yanyan screamed when he got into the car, with an excited face.

Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "What's wrong, you're not convinced?" ”

Niu Wazi said with a smile: "Zhang Yanyan, follow Brother Tian well, maybe you can buy a car one day, this time, we will buy one by ourselves, haha, you will ride Brother Tian's motorcycle in the future, of course, my motorcycle can also be sold to you cheaply!" ”

"Brother Niu, you are too upright, what are you selling, you can't send it directly? Stingy! Zhang Yanyan shouted: "It's better to be Brother Tian." ”

"My car costs money, I want to ride for nothing, and there is no door!" Yang Tianyou deliberately struck.

Zhang Yanyan lost his voice all of a sudden, rolled his eyes, and muttered and complained: "It's all stingy, Lao Tzu usually invites you to eat so many times, and you feed the dogs!" ”

Yang Tianyou glared at Zhang Yanyan and scolded, "What are you talking about? ”

"Hehe, I didn't say anything!" Zhang Yanyan hurriedly put on a smile and said, "But, Brother Tian, I don't have any money with me, I have to be reimbursed for the fare that comes and goes, right?" Also, you can't deduct my salary! ”

There were also a few people sitting in the car, men and women, all young people, neatly dressed and clean, all of them came down from Tiexi, they didn't recognize Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi at all, or they had heard of the name, but they didn't recognize people, and when they saw the three of them having such a conversation, they all sneered in their hearts.

Still buying a car like this? Buying a bike? Cut!

Talking about the trouble all the way, Yang Tianyou and the three of them had no scruples, but Zhang Yanyan wanted to smoke, but was scolded by Yang Tianyou, saying that he had no public morality.

Now the cement road from the county seat to Tiexi has been completely renovated, it originally took more than two hours to drive, but now it only takes an hour to get to the county seat. ”

Zhang Yanyan said with some reluctance: "Brother Tian, just one bag, and you want me to carry it?" ”

"It's the organization's trust in you, you know what's in there?" Yang Tianyou laughed, he was suffocated by cigarettes just now, and now he has to smoke a cigarette.

Zhang Yanyan said speechlessly: "Could it be that it is not money?" It's not so light, right? ”

"It's not money, it's our ID card, household registration book, and a lot of documents, which are all necessary when buying a car, you say, is this a trust in you?" Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

Zhang Yanyan took the cigarette light handed over by Yang Tianyou, and muttered: "Bullshit trust." ”

The cars sent from the county seat to Bazhong City are all at Ximen Station, Yang Tianyou asked Niu Wazi to buy three tickets, which was early to get on the bus to Bazhong, the car was empty, only the driver sat in front, it was still early from the departure time, Yang Tianyou and the three sat in the last row, and arranged for Zhang Yanyan to buy three bottles of water.

Soon, the car was full of passengers, nearly 20 men and women, and the last row was relatively high, sitting there, just to see the women, which was also Niu Wazi's thoughts.

At this time, a woman sitting in front of Yang Tianyou, about twenty years old, I don't know if she has ever been married, but the grease and powder are very serious, and she is dressed very fucking avant-garde, the shirt exposes most of her small belly, and the chest opening is extremely low, revealing two huge breasts, which makes the three Yang Tianyou brothers feel itchy.

The car started, and the road surface from the county seat to Bazhong was actually good, but the highway in the mountainous area was inevitably up and down the mountain, and the driver frequently slowed down and accelerated, causing the body to bump badly, and the woman's chest trembled greatly!

"Thirty-six!" Yang Tianyou said to himself, licking his lips.

Niu Wazi leaned over and whispered, "Cut, thirty-six D-shaped." ”

Niu Wazi is very good, and there are many women who have experienced it.

Zhang Yanyan was stunned, and said a little stupidly: "Brother Niu, what is thirty-six d?" ”

Pointing to the woman's chest, Niu Wazi whispered: "That woman's chest is thirty-six!" ”

"What's the difference between this?" Zhang Yanyan humbly asked.

Yang Tianyou began to sweat, because Zhang Yanyan and Niu Wazi were talking too loudly, and the woman had already heard it, not only the woman heard it, but even the nearby guests.

Everyone began to turn their heads to look over, Yang Tianyou's heart was pounding, but his face was calm, pretending not to recognize Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan.

But others didn't know, but the woman got in the car early, saw Yang Tianyou very early, and knew that the three of them were together, so she couldn't help but look ashamed, and glared at Yang Tianyou fiercely, full of bs.

Yang Tianyou wants to cry, grandma's, Lao Tzu is wronged.

Holy shit, I knew I wouldn't bring these two guys, how could I talk so loudly? Isn't that shameful enough?

What made Yang Tianyou even more depressed was that Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan didn't realize that they had become the focus of everyone, and they were still "discussing" there.

Yang Tianyou couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head, and scolded: "You two embarrassed people, can you close your beak?" ”

The two brothers were stunned for a moment, staring at Yang Tianyou, and some of the second monks were confused.

Obviously, no matter what Yang Tianyou does, he, and his two younger brothers, are now all bs by a car of passengers, in everyone's opinion, these are three gangsters, and just look at the dress of the three people, they were originally full ruffians and hooligans, and listening to the topics they talked about, it confirmed this even more.

Yang Tianyou was very depressed, so he simply closed his eyes and slept, and the two brothers finally understood what was going on, and they all obediently shut their mouths.

Half-asleep, the driver braked suddenly, and Yang Tianyou's head slammed into the head of the woman in front of him, in fact, the woman was also asleep, her head resting on the back chair, and the two of them were dazzled at this time.

The woman sighed, and Yang Tianyou subconsciously scolded: "Mom, which one hit me?" ”