Chapter 117: The Empress is happy
Since ascending the throne, Liu Ruoan has become busier, sometimes, she can't see anyone for a few days, and the court and the dormitory have almost become her entire life. She canonized Su Cheng as the king of Yan, gave him a mansion closest to the Han Palace as a mansion, and named Qu Ziyan as the imperial historian, in addition to supervising hundreds of officials, specializing in investigating the cases of the Wei Chi family and the Qu family.
On this day, before Liu Ruoan returned to the dormitory, he was already so tired that he fell asleep.
Su Cheng waited outside the door of the dormitory for a long time, Xia Mingyan wanted to wake her up, Su Cheng waved his hand, personally stepped forward to take off the twelve crowns for Liu Ruoan, picked her up and turned back to the palace.
Liu Ruoan slept until noon, she opened her sleepy eyes, and what caught her eye was Su Cheng, who was sitting in front of the desk with his back straight, drinking tea leisurely.
"Awake?" Su Cheng heard the movement and turned around.
"Now is the hour?"
Su Cheng walked to her side, "It's already noon!" β
Liu Ruoan's eyes widened, "Isn't it?" Quite a few words" >" .that ......"
"Lie down and don't move!" Su Cheng pressed her, "Recently, there are no particularly big incidents, so there is no need to go to court early!" You just need to review the folds in time! β
"Why?"
"Don't you feel like you've been tired lately, and it's easy to get sleepy?"
"That's right! You? Liu Ruoan stretched his waist, "It's autumn soon, as the saying goes, spring is sleepy and autumn is lacking in winter, so, am I the legendary autumn shortage?" β
Su Cheng shook his head, gently took her hand, and said, "You?" You're pregnant! β
Liu Ruoan shrank his hand and looked at Su Cheng with a look of horror, "But, I don't feel disgusted and want to vomit!" And...... None of them have been seen by the doctor, are you? β
"It's been a stupid three years of pregnancy!" Su Cheng smiled, "Last night, you got up in the middle of the night to drink water, and then ...... Fainted! β
"Fainted?" Liu Ruoan blinked in a daze, and said to himself, "So it's true?" I thought I was dreaming! That...... And then? β
"Frightened me," Su Cheng's eyes were still full of worry, "I sent the imperial doctor overnight, and after he gave you a pulse, he knelt down to congratulate me!" β
After Su Cheng finished speaking, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
Liu Ruoan lowered her head in disbelief, her cheeks were crimson, and she looked a little overwhelmed, thinking of the recent physical exhaustion and fatigue, she suddenly raised her head, "That'...... He ......," she pointed to her stomach, "what about him?" All...... Are you all right? "Don't skip words.
Su Cheng nodded, "He's fine!" β
Liu Ruoan gnawed his fingers hard and said to himself in disbelief, "I'm pregnant? I? Pregnant? Ha ha! Ha ha! I'm pregnant! β
Su Cheng looked at her innocent and evil appearance and couldn't help laughing.
"Woo......" Liu Ruoan suddenly cried with a sad face, "Will it hurt to give birth to a child?" What if I bleed and die? β
Su Cheng glanced at her, "Phew! Crow's beak! How can you curse like this? β
"It's not impossible," Liu Ruoan said with a serious face, "No, I want to make a will!" β
Su Cheng looked at her with a black line on his face and threatened, "If you dare to die, I will marry ten or eight concubines and abuse your children in a different way every day!" β
"Hey! Isn't my child your own? "Don't skip words. Liu Ruoan cast an unreasonable look at him, "Abusing him every day, his mother is miserable enough, you still treat him like that, it's crazy!" β
"You still say!" Su Cheng glanced at her, Liu Ruoan immediately shut up, she paused for a moment and changed her words unconvinced, "Don't yell at me!" β
Su Cheng ignored him completely, stretched out his hands to rub her hair and smiled, "If you can't talk about me, you can use the identity of the emperor to scare people!" β
"yes, how?"
"You've got to be gentle with me!" Su Cheng smiled, "You are so fierce to me, if you scare me to death, the child will have no father, and you will become a widow!" β
"I ......"
"Of course," Su Cheng continued, "you can find ten or eight stepfathers for your child, and they will definitely serve the child comfortably, because ...... Who called the child the empress of the Han? β
Liu Ruoan squinted at him, "Why do we want to discuss the question of whether to die or not?" How unlucky! β
"You picked up the topic first!"
"I'm really afraid of pain and death!"
"Then the caesarean section is good," Su Cheng said, "inject an anesthetic, cut the belly, take out the child, and sew you three more layers!" β
Liu Ruoan glanced at him disdainfully, "Say it as if you were born!" β
"Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?" Don't skip words.
Liu Ruoan glanced at him, "You are a pig!" β
"Why are you staring at me? Don't you understand the metaphor? Su Cheng said, "No, your stare just now caused 10,000 points of damage to my soul, you have to kiss me quickly!" β
After saying that, turn your face to her.
Liu Ruoan pushed him away with a smile, "Can you stop being so naΓ―ve!" β
Su Cheng hugged her, "If you don't want to kiss me, let me kiss you!" Hurry up! Otherwise I'm sad! β
Liu Ruoan was forced to kiss him half-pushed and half-on-the-spot.
After playing, Liu Ruoan leaned on Su Cheng's shoulder and looked out the window to enjoy the rare comfort.
"Do you like boys or girls?" Liu Ruoan asked.
Su Cheng playfully replied, "As long as it's human!" β
Liu Ruoan straightened up unhappily and twisted Su Cheng's thigh fiercely.
Su Cheng grinned and rubbed the sore spot and said, "Why are you pinching me?" β
"Give me good!"
"I'm not well?" Su Cheng said, "I said that I like both boys and girls!" You're going to say, cut! Flamboyant, no truth! I'm going to say, boy! You say, what if it's a girl? It's not something I can control this gender.,If you can't give birth to a girl, throw it on the street, right? Quite a few words, girl! And you have to say, hypocrisy! You've got to like boys! β
Su Cheng's eyebrows fluttered and imitated Liu Ruoan's eyes and tone, and Liu Ruoan couldn't cry or laugh when she heard the words, she was stunned for two seconds and said, "Okay, I won't trouble you, you intuitively say that you like boys or girls?" β
"Girl!"
"Why?"
"We in Shamon believe that women are a very great group because they are responsible for reproduction!"
"Cut, it's so official, if it's not from the perspective of a Shamon, from a man's point of view. Do you prefer boys or girls? β
"Look!" Su Cheng shouted, "I just said it!" Here you go again! Su Cheng took her hand and said, "My lord, Your Majesty the Empress, don't dwell on this issue, okay?" If a daughter is born, a boy is born; If a boy is born, a daughter is born; If you give birth to a girl in a row, you will continue to give birth until there is a boy! If you give birth to a boy in a row, you will continue to give birth until you have a daughter! β
"Do you really think I'm a pig?" Liu Ruoan shouted, "You don't give birth? β
Su Cheng smiled, "I don't have this great function!" β
The two spoke, looked at each other, and smiled backwards. (To be continued.) )
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