Chapter 350: Crappy Walk
Tuo Yu was ridiculed by him, and said angrily: "How did the concubine know that you would come? It's just for fun, because after a while, I'm going to change into a worship dress. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"What kind of dress? This one is very good, you can wear it. ”
When he heard him say, he shook the bell on his body, and twisted his waist and limbs, "Your Majesty, is the concubine good-looking?" After a while, at the New Year's banquet of the previous dynasty, the concubine pretended to be a dancer to dance a song for Brother Liufeng......"
This bull is blowing a lot, this dancer dress is worn out, not to mention the flowing wind, not even tomorrow's sun, and will be beaten to death on the spot by the Queen Mother with a cane.
However, in no one's private, she is really dressed like Daji's reincarnation, and her eyes are not flashing, admiring her bewitchment......
Well, the braids are so long......
Fake, braided with wigs.
Bangs are well curled......
Fake, scalded with fire tongs.
Is the monthly letter over?
If you really drink too much, should you be out of gas?
"What are you talking about?"
She pushed him away in shame, but he hugged him tightly, "Don't go......"
Where can you run if you dress like this grandma?
Not...... She struggled a few times, and saw that his lips were still white, and his face was paler than before, and she always felt that something was different, because she had experienced the distance between life and death, and she was almost separated forever.
The two of them touched their foreheads, and she asked in a low voice, "Are your injuries all healed?" The concubine was worried about ......"
She couldn't put it into words, so she kissed him on the lips.
"Well, don't worry, it's all right, otherwise how can I grow old with you?"
Rumble! Another firework exploded......
Her face sank, "Your Majesty, are you in the wrong place?" You came out to have a private meeting with your concubine at this time, and you were discovered by the concubine, but it fell short. ”
Zun smiled: What is the shortfall? I don't understand.
"Your Majesty, if you make a slight move, the Yin sisters will be jealous, jealous, and fight."
Zun said: "What about you? Jealous? ”
"The concubine hasn't disposed of Toor's body yet, so she doesn't have time to think about anything else."
"It turns out that you are really an assassin gang, why do you kill people?"
Tuotuoyu said bluntly, "I'm afraid that she will be beaten into a trick and climb my father." ”
Zun sneered: "You don't intend to hide your dirtiness at all!" ”
"The concubine wanted to cover it up, but the corpse refused, it was soaked in the well for more than a month, highly decomposed, and the concubine's horse drank the water, and they all died of plague, Your Majesty, did you let Li Banshan withdraw the forbidden army at the door?"
In these days, the assassin is coquettish with the emperor!
Zun Yi sat on a long couch, "Don't tell me, kill the person yourself, figure it out yourself!" ”
Looking at this room, there is no reason to be ghostly, looking at the feet of the couch opposite, they are carved with the mythical beasts of Hess, in addition to the king of the Hess Dynasty, the most honorable is the pharaoh, their belief lies in imprisonment, this room is full of such imprisonment, even the mirror, is also a kind of virtual imprisonment.
Why did she single out this place?
"There's no way, I won't live in the Lotus Fishing Palace in the future, it's better to live here. Out of sight, out of mind! ”
She went over to serve tea.
Zun heard what she said, took a sip of fragrant tea, and said lightly: "I really don't know what Concubine Rong is jealous of, Concubine Yin is pregnant, I can't accompany her to eat, listen to plays, hang out, and sleep at night." As long as you look at the records of the worship room, you should understand everything, right? ”
Finally talking about this topic, Tuo Yu pouted: "Concubine Rong thinks so too, but the teaching grandmother in the palace said that even if she is pregnant, if everything is normal, she can sleep ......"
Burst!
Zun's tea squirted out, "Nonsense! How can anyone dare to say such a nonsense? It's Mama again? ”
Totoyu nodded.
"That's your partnership to stimulate Concubine Rong, right? What did you think of me? Who in Jin Liangguo's son-in-law sleeps with a pregnant woman in his arms? Don't say I'm the emperor! Don't really do that kind of thing, it's disgusting to think about! ”
"Hey, hey, even the teaching grandmother in Concubine Rong's palace said that there are some people in Daxing Mansion who have brain diseases, but because it's too embarrassing, they won't let outsiders know."
"Humph! There are all kinds of wonders, and they are actually ...... with pregnant women However, Concubine Rong is even more stupid, she actually believes it? ”
"Your Majesty doesn't need to explain, you were injured at the time, you didn't know whether you were alive or dead, and the concubine swore in front of the Bodhisattva that as long as you live, the concubine will no longer mess around, and she will never mess with you again." ”
"You can sleep with as many women as you want, you can do whatever you want, all the concubines in the palace give birth to you and raise children, and the palace maids are for your pastime to play with, even if you have a crush on which minister's wife, I will take it for you, even if you have a crush on which minister's old mother, I will tie it up for you, as long as you live!"
She regretted and was annoyed, she knew that he would not die, what did she swear to do? Dead!
"Hey! What happened to you? I won't eat vinegar, this is not like you, are you also like Tianji, eating hallucinogenic mushrooms? ”
Zun pulled her over to open her eyelids to check, but pinched her chin and kissed her deeply......
A firework exploded again, and his face was dyed red, orange, yellow, green, and blue by the fireworks outside, disillusioned in the light and shadow, and he was repeatedly kissed and coerced by him, and he closed his eyes to feel.
Fortunately, you didn't leave me, fortunately, no matter how dark the cold night is, no matter how beautiful other people's fireworks are, you accompany me......
Bang! With a loud bang, the door was demolished, and Yue Shuilian came in panting with a big umbrella.
"Your Majesty, you're running around again!"
Knowing that the guards in front of the emperor would soon flock to him, he hurriedly took a shawl to wrap the exposed place of the detached fish.
Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, Gao Changshi and other people in front of the emperor, as well as Cao Anmin, and Yuekong Ming led a group of forbidden troops with sharp swords to rush in, but they were dumbfounded and saw the emperor sitting on the couch with a brilliant demon in his arms......
"Weichen and the others see Ligui Concubine Niangniang!"
Seeing them kneeling on the ground in the dark, they were so embarrassed that they buried their faces in Zun's shoulder blades.
Others didn't care, the moon sky with a big umbrella on his back knelt down and bowed his head, his shoulders trembled violently, and he was about to die of laughter.
Seeing it with his eyes, his face became redder and redder, "The moon is dark, are you tired of being tired?" ”
Yuekong Ming still sneered, bowed his head and said, "Boss, it's not that your subordinates are rude, where did you get this crappy outfit?" Which one are you singing? Hahaha! Hey, hey, hey! ”
Totoyu wanted to go over and kill him, but he didn't dare to move, so he said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, what do you think of him?" ”
Zun hugged her tighter and said to everyone, "You all stand down first." ”
Yes, Your Majesty!
Yuekong Ming was the first to get up and withdraw, beckoning the forbidden army to retreat with him.
As soon as he left, he took with him the smell of kimchi and salted fish that filled the house.
Cao Anmin said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty! It's not for nothing that the noble concubine is dressed like this, right? The same dang, you can't go a second time, think about it, the assassin of the Liuliguan hasn't been caught yet! Otherwise, why did the ministers nervously enter the inner court where the foreign ministers stopped? (To be continued)