Chapter 61: Father-in-law poured under the table
Chapter 61: The father-in-law poured under the table
It is an old-fashioned residential building, and both the furniture and the various rooms are old.
In the hall, two men sat quietly on the sofa, Ling Zhijun's eyes kept glued to the TV screen, but in fact, his eyes kept looking at Xiao Qiang with his peripheral vision.
Xiao Qiang sat quietly on the sofa, didn't say a word, and didn't tremble when he saw his father-in-law like half of his sons-in-law, and he didn't know what to do, or he flattered and slapped his ass.
Xiao Qiang just sat quietly on the sofa, his posture was neither humble nor arrogant, neither took the initiative to flatter nor appear too arrogant, the two of them stared at the TV tightly, as if the advertisements on TV seemed to be really attractive.
If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move!
This is Xiao Qiang's plan for himself, before he finds out Ling Xiaoxiao's father's temper, he must be calm enough, and the real killer has enough perseverance to wait for the enemy to reveal his flaws before giving the other party a fatal blow.
Finally, the advertisement on TV jumped and became an advertisement for a breast enhancement product, and a group of models wearing only underwear immediately appeared on the screen, all of them tall, with 1 breast and buttocks, and white thighs, one by one deliberately squeezed out bottomless ravines in front of the camera to show their female beauty.
"Poof......
This time, Ling Zhijun finally couldn't help it, and almost squirted out all the tea in his mouth, as a parent, he accompanied a young man to watch this kind of show, which was really immoral.
A smile appeared at the corner of Xiao Qiang's mouth, it seemed that this time it was his own small win, his eyes swept over the explosive 1-breasted beauty on the TV screen, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, it's good to be young!" ”
Knowing that he had broken his work, Ling Zhijun was not good at continuing to pretend to be deep with a straight face and did not find Xiao Qiang, and picked up a box of soft China from the coffee table on the side, this is still a box of cigarettes sent by relatives, dozens of cigarettes are too expensive, Ling Zhijun is usually reluctant to smoke at all, and today I heard that my daughter was going to bring her boyfriend back and deliberately took it out.
In the past few days, the old couple has known about their daughter's breakup, although their daughter has not brought the boy home before, but both of them have seen the boy, and their impression is quite good.
But no one thought that the relationship of several years would be dispersed, which made the old couple very worried that their daughter would be too sad, and originally planned to call their daughter home to comfort her in the next few days, but the daughter took the lead in calling and saying that she wanted to bring her new boyfriend back, which directly made the old couple anxious.
It's been less than a week since my daughter broke up, and she found a new boyfriend? This...... Is it that I am too pedantic or that this society is changing too fast.
The old couple couldn't sleep all night, and after analyzing and reciting together for a long time, they finally came to a conclusion, that is, it is very likely that the daughter was traumatized after breaking up with the man named Liang Chao, so she found a boyfriend for herself!
This only made the two old men even more worried, how could a relationship with no emotional foundation last long, like people of their generation, they believe that it will take time to see the truth, and their daughter has found a boyfriend in just a week, which is inevitably a little nonsense in the eyes of the two elders, which is why Father Ling didn't give Xiao Qiang a good face just now.
First took out a cigarette for himself and lit it, and then Ling Zhijun threw the cigarette directly on the table, of course, close to Xiao Qiang's side. The gaze turned to the TV program on the side again.
"If you want to smoke, take it yourself!"
With the words of the old man, Xiao Qiang naturally would not be polite, picked up the cigarette and lit it himself, and then proudly spit out a beautiful and perfect smoke ring, I am afraid that even Ling Zhijun, an old smoking gun like Ling Zhijun for decades, will be ashamed of himself.
Xiao Qiang smoked a cigarette and completely lost his previous politeness, leaned on the sofa on the side casually, dragged the ashtray next to Ling Zhijun to his side, and then lifted Erlang's legs, and watched TV shows while smoking proudly, which was even more uncle than uncle.
Seeing that the cigarette ash was about to fall, Xiao Qiang's middle finger flicked lightly, and the cigarette ash seemed to be his own eyes, and all of them fell into the ashtray on the table, without a trace spilling outside.
Seeing this, Ling Zhijun was stunned again, "This guy is juggling, right?" Smoking a cigarette is like playing acrobatics! ”
It happened that the meal was ready at this time, and the appearance of the mother and daughter relieved Ling Zhijun's embarrassment, but as a history teacher, he had never seen any prickly students, and it was absolutely impossible for him to agree to let Xiao Qiang take the initiative.
"Your name is Xiao Qiang, right?" Ling Zhijun finally glanced at Xiao Qiang officially for the first time, but his tone was serious and serious, as if he was always teaching naughty students.
"Uncle just call me Xiaoqiang or Qiangzi!" Ling Xiaoxiao sat aside, Xiao Qiang naturally wanted to give face to the old man.
"Hmmm! Xiaoqiang, is your family from Nanyang? Who else are there in the family? Ling Zhijun asked directly, putting the old man's style on a full display.
"Dad......" Ling Xiaoxiao said with some dissatisfaction.
"Kid, Xiaoqiang just came to our house for the first time, why do you ask these questions when you eat, and you can talk about it after eating!" Ling Xiaoxiao's mother seemed to have a good impression of Xiao Qiang, so she also followed to help talk.
"Hehe, aunt and uncle, my family is not native to Nanyang, I am from Yanjing, my parents are doing a little business, as for the family, there is a sister!" Xiao Qiang explained with a smile.
"Hmmm! The family is in business, how long have you known Xiaoxiao, how come I have never seen you before? Ling Zhijun asked the next question again.
Xiao Qiang and Ling Xiaoxiao suddenly glanced at each other, and saw a hint of amusement in each other's eyes, sure enough, it was the father Mo Ruonu, this problem had already been explained by Xiaoxiao on the road, to say that the two of them had known each other for at least three years!
However, Xiao Qiang didn't seem to intend to answer according to the script given by Ling Xiaoxiao, but replied honestly with a smile on his face, "It's such an uncle, Xiaoxiaoai and I have known each other for less than a week, and we have been together!" I guess it was love at first sight! ”
As a result, Ling Xiaoxiao glared at Xiao Qiang angrily, Ling Zhijun shook his head quietly, Ling's mother was afraid that his wife would ask some questions again, so she quickly took out a bottle of beautifully packaged liquor and said with a smile, "This is what Xiaoqiang bought for you, let's open a bottle for the two of you tonight!" ”
When Ling Zhijun looked at the packaging, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly snatched the packaging box from his wife's hand, and when he opened it, the expression on his face became even more joyful.
"How old is this wine?"
"Thirty-year-old Moutai, I only have this one bottle here, and the other two bottles are fifteen-year-old!" Xiao Qiang explained with a smile, and gave Ling Xiaoxiao a thumbs up, it seems that her plan really works, only if she finds her father-in-law's hobbies and does what he likes.
"Sure enough!" Ling Zhijun's eyes changed immediately, he couldn't put it down and played with the wine bottle in his hand, looked up at a few people with a little embarrassment, and suddenly asked in a deep voice, "Boy, do you know how to drink?" ”
"Yes!" Xiao Qiang replied without hesitation.
"Hmmm! Yes, if you directly answer that you can't, then I'll kick you out of the way, and don't want to laugh with us in the future! Not bad! Come, open the wine, let's have two glasses! ”
Although it was said to drink two glasses, but after coming and going, in the end, a bottle of thirty-year-old Moutai made the two of them drink to the bottom, although Ling's father was fond of alcohol, but the amount of alcohol was really not good, and he directly pointed at Xiao Qiang and called him brother.
After eating, Ling's mother carried Ling's father into the room, and Xiao Qiang followed Ling Xiaoxiao to the girl's boudoir.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, I poured your dad under the table!" Xiao Qiang smiled (6) Touching his head, Xiao Qiang was just blushing a little when a bottle of white wine was in his stomach.
"Can't you let him? It's good now, my dad only calls you brother! Ling Xiaoxiao sat on the bed helplessly.
Xiao Qiang sat on the bed and casually looked at the girl's room layout, and suddenly turned around and pressed the other party down on the bed with a girl's coquettish cry.
"You...... What are you doing? Ling Xiaoxiao asked a little nervously and shyly, "My mother is still on the other side!" ”
Xiao Qiang suddenly showed an evil smile, "We haven't been physically and mentally blended for several days!" I'm still here today! I've decided to give myself all to you! ”
I've seen a shameless man, I've never seen such a shameless man!
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