Zun and Totoyu saw Princess Yingchen standing in front of the drawing board not far in front of them, except for a few inner supervisors standing there waiting, deserted, there were few spectators, and the reason why there was no one was because the painting on the wooden shelf was covered by a huge red silk cloth, and the basket was empty. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Hey, you can draw? It's really fresh. Let you go to the Shangshi Bureau to see if there are enough refreshments prepared in a few kitchens, and you are here to see it. ”

Totoyu went over and put his arms around Ying Chen's neck, making a stumbling block, almost knocking the chubby princess down. Although she was seven or eight months younger than Princess Yingchen, she was more than half a head taller than her.

Princess Yingchen said: "If you go back to your husband, you will come only when everything is done."

"You're here when you're full, aren't you?"

"Knowing wife Mo Ruofu, oh, I have eaten too much yogurt and fruit ice, I'll go to water the flowers, will you go?

Tuo Yu shook his head: It's not a coincidence, I just came back.

Ying Chen led his maid away.

"Come, let me see what this guy has drawn?"

As soon as he was about to lift the silk cloth, an internal supervisor stopped him and said, "Queen Mother, don't do it!" Empress Dowager Hua has a life, and the painting painted by Her Royal Highness Princess Yingchen is immoral and cannot be opened, otherwise the slaves and maids will not be able to eat and walk around. ”

Offense against decency? Hahaha!

Totoyu was extremely curious: That palace, go in and take a look, Your Majesty, you are blocking outside.

I lifted the corner of the silk and got in......

Zun said: "I also want to see, you surround this place on all sides......"

As he spoke, he also got into the silk cloth......

The inner supervisors bowed down to receive orders, and dozens of inner prisoners stood outside to block a human wall......

For a long time, there was an inner supervisor with an excellent ear who heard the emperor's tender voice: After a while, you will sum up...... One hundred ...... Kiss...... ......"

"Hmm...... Stinky rascals! Other...... So realistic......"

The female voice who answered the call was the Queen Mother, who scolded rudely, but her soft voice was shy, almost inaudible, God! What did the two people who looked at the painting see in that painting? The inexplicable incoherent words fell second, and I couldn't understand it myself, but why did the crotch of the pants that people listen to in the middle of the day get wet......

I heard a companion next to me scolding: If you drink too much tea, hurry up and pee! Why do you want to smoke people to death?

Later, Princess Yingchen, who was slowly soaring, came back from changing her clothes and saw that her territory was surrounded by a human wall.

"Yo, what's going on? Murder case? Is there an old lady who fainted after reading it?

As he spoke, he saw that the inner eunuchs opened a mouth, and Zun came out with the hand of the detachman, and it was too hot under the silk cloth, and the faces of the two people were as red as pomegranate juice.

She laughed, "Oh...... How about looking at a painting and sneaking around? I drew it? Did it scare you? ”

The two commented: The line composition is excellent, but the inside is red, and it is not so real......

Although I don't know what Ying Chen painted, the emperor ordered Princess Ying Chen's flower basket to be filled with flowers, and a pair of gold medals to be rewarded, as an encouragement, you know, the leader only has one gold medal, Princess Ying Chen jumped high, and finally a bosom friend knows how to appreciate it! Now no one in the womb dares to say that my drawings are messy.

Totoyu and Zun were really curious and asked: What exactly are you drawing?

"Flowing Wind Boy out of the bath picture ......"

"I've killed you! Dead girl! ”

Princess Yingchen hugged her head and smiled: "Don't be angry, brother emperor, that's what the courtiers imagined!" ”

"Do you dare to think of something else?" The red on Zun's face had dissipated, and his white jade-like face sank.

"I thought about it, remarry him!"

"I don't know what's good about that guy, you all want to marry him!" Zun looked at Totoyu coldly.

Totoyu rolled his eyes and pretended not to understand.

Princess Yingchen will be wrong: How fresh is that, if the courtier's sister doesn't want to marry him, will she marry the emperor's brother? That's a mess......

"Shut up!" Zun flicked his fingers on Totoyu's head.

"Your Majesty, what do you do if Ying Chen hates to marry you?"

"Hmph, you taught her like this!"

Ying Chen sighed: In the end, blood is thicker than water, where is the emperor's brother willing to beat me?

Totoyu: Don't call me husband in the future!

Ying Chen: ...... That's called Xianggong?

What the queen mother said was right, the dog looked like his name, his eyes were as pure as a deer, and the fly in the ointment was that his mouth was a little big when he laughed, but the queen mother fell in love with it at a glance among the three girls who had passed the primary election, and said that she had a big mouth and was a blessed child.

She has a bold mouth but is small, because she is a concubine, she has always been cautious at home, kneeling down and saluting, standing in place and not even daring to raise her head, only looking at the feet of the queen mother and the emperor.

Zun smiled and said in Totoyu's ear: "I thought that the girls of Toto's family were all bold demon kings like you, but it seems that I was wrong. ”

Totoyu: Your Majesty is not wrong, in fact, the daughters of the Totoku family are all fucked up than the ministers......

Oops...... Hurt!

Before she finished her words, her ears were pinched, "Are you going to be angry with me?" Do you think I don't know, there is no second one for a scoundrel like you? ”

Totoyu had no choice but to laugh, picked up his toes and leaned on Zun's ear and whispered: "I won't tell you that since the minister entered the palace, the adults of the entire Totoku family have been sweating in their palms, and their hair has fallen out a lot, for fear that the minister will commit an unforgivable sin and affect them." So this time, choose the most obedient and honest head, look at her breasts, that ass, enough for you to play for a year, so you don't keep staring at the scoundrel of the minister, right? Although they are using each other and hypocritical, but the two of them are bastards who have no chastity and integrity, and if they accidentally get rid of it, there is no need to say that Shoukang Palace, it will be very troublesome for the White Camel City (referring to King Wei) to come to the door! ”

"You! Who taught you? Zun asked, pointing to her nose.

"Your Majesty, don't fight! It was Master Jiang Hua who asked the minister to tell you like this when he was leaving. ”

"Rogue master and apprentice! One day I will kill Jiang Hua! ”

Tuo Yu picked up the big flower basket of Tuo Lu Nai with both hands and said, "Your Majesty, you quickly throw the flowers into it." ”

Zun said: "Wait! Where is her magnum opus? ”

Oh, yes! Although Princess Yingchen's flowing wind out of the bath was tragically blocked, there was still a physical object, and there was nothing on this long platform except for a few fruit plates and a few plates of snacks and tea on the palace food supervisor.

Totolu Nai knelt down with a "poof" again, and explained timidly: "Your Majesty forgives your sins!" The day before yesterday, the slave's father sent someone into the palace to ask His Majesty's preferences, so that he could decide what to paint today, but the Queen Mother said......"

"What?"

"This ...... The slave didn't dare to say it. ”

"Forgive your innocence!"

"Back to His Majesty's words, the Queen Mother said that Your Majesty has no ability to appreciate calligraphy and painting...... stupid, so you don't have to draw anything, just ...... yourself" Speaking of this, she stammered and blushed: "Just put the courtiers themselves...... As a vivid painting, just give it to Your Majesty! ”

As soon as these words came out, the eunuchs who followed the emperor all thought to themselves, they had never seen such a brazen person......

Totolu Nai also felt that something was wrong, and he was about to cry.

Zun motioned to the inner supervisor to help Totolu Nai up, and squinted at Totoyu: The Queen Mother, is there such a thing? (To be continued.) )