Chapter 80: Who said that being rich is not happy
Fortunately, Li Shanhe usually exercises, and this little splash will not make him catch a cold. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He has a private lounge in his office, and after taking off his clothes, wiping off the water stains on his body, he took out a newly bought suit from his bag.
This black suit was bought by his subordinates at 1,980 yen, and it was said to be a flange wool fabric, but in fact this price can only be bought as a Nissan knockoff.
He put them on one by one, complaining as he wore them, with no shoulder padding, no cuff slits, and no buttonholes......
I put up with these, and the most unbearable thing is that the shirt collar that is given away is small! The cuffs are short!
A shirt is shorter than a suit with shorter sleeves, so what is it called? Coolness reduced by 80%!
Forget it, after all, Japan is quite poor, and the level of copycats is this. Li Shanhe threw away his shirt and tie with a look of disgust, and found the black old age sweater that he wore during the previous performance in the lounge.
looked in the mirror, although it was a cheap suit, but with his handsome appearance, and the well-proportioned figure maintained by perennial exercise, he was still handsome and compelling, and the sweater replaced the shirt, revealing a kind and kind taste.
As soon as he thought of the initiator of everything, the dead bear child, Li Shanhe felt that he should let his father teach her a good lesson! What's the use of just having a cute appearance, when you grow up, you will definitely change from a bear child to a bear adult!
Just thinking about it, Hanako Kitajima took Apricot's little hand and came back from a nearby bathhouse, still steaming hot.
Apricot also put on a new dress, and said with satisfaction:
"Whew, it turns out that bathing in the public bath is so comfortable. Ordinary people also have a good enjoyment. ”
Looking at the dress inlaid with golden lace, Li Shanhe was speechless and said to Hanako: "Hanako, just buy a tattered dress for this kind of bear child, this dress must be very expensive!" ”
"How can this work, how can such a lovely little girl wear such cheap clothes? Director, you've made so much money, you can't be too picky! ”
Holy Light! Hanako's eyes when she looked at the little girl were definitely the Virgin and her holy light!
Whining! Li Shanhe, the Great Polluter, takes critical damage from the Holy Light, reducing his Pollution by 90%.
Apricot made a grimace at Li Shanhe: "I'm going to the secret base to get something, you are not allowed to come with me." ”
Secret base?
Li Shanhe immediately remembered the panties, oh no, the sea of diapers......
Looking at the girl's trotting against the corner of her skirt, Li Shanhe thought to herself, could it be that those diapers were really worn by herself?
Sitting back on the sofa, Li Shanhe hurriedly put away all the snacks, but he couldn't be seen by the little girl. Then he said to Hanako: "Why are you so familiar, shouldn't she often come over to play?" ”
Hanako put down the small basket with toiletries and said, "I'll see her occasionally, and sometimes I'll follow the big man." Kyoko Aoga is such a poor little girl, and she doesn't seem to have any friends. ”
"Aiga Kyoko? She even told you her last name? Great, hurry up and send the bill for the dress to her parents! ”
"Director, don't be too stingy, when taking a bath, the little girl's body is very thin, full of ribs, the family must be very poor, director, even if it is you, you should do good deeds occasionally."
"What do you mean by 'even you'!" Li Shanhe knocked her on the brain: "This little guy is our landlord, and his family must be richer than me!" Growing thin must be because children are picky eaters! ”
Hanako was unconvinced: "What's wrong with being rich!" Rich people are not necessarily happy! That's what you say on TV! ”
"Stupid! Of course, you are happy to be rich, and that is to prevent you poor people from rioting, making up lies! ”
"Woo! Director, you've polluted the air here with your evil thoughts again! I don't listen, I don't listen! ”
The two were arguing here, and Kyoko came back in slippers. She carried a Fender guitar taller than her, put it aside, then picked up her old clothes, looked at them, and said:
"Hey, big bad, you didn't do anything weird with your apricot clothes, did you?"
As soon as these words came out, even Hanako looked at Li Shanhe in horror. Although the director is a beast, he didn't expect the beast to come to such a point!
Li Shanhe almost vomited blood: "What can I do!" ”
"I don't know, it's Erika who said that many people outside the school pay a high price to buy apricot clothes." She waved her hand generously, "Sister Hanako, don't use your salary, take my clothes to settle the bill for this big villain!" ”
Li Shanhe vomited another liter of blood: "What do I want you to do with the dirty clothes you wear!" rags! Don't say I'm like a pervert! ”
Hanako's face once again appeared with the light of the Virgin, touched the little girl's head lovingly, turned around and said, "Director, do you see it, how innocent and lovely Apricot is, how can it be the kind of person you said." ”
Li Shanhe was about to speak, but he saw Apricot hiding behind Hanako and grimacing at him.
He wore my clothes and kidnapped my subordinates, just because you look cute!
"Remember, don't pick up any cats and dogs in the future, maybe they won't be grateful, and they will pee on your feet!"
Hanako despises it, the director has no love at all, and in the face of such a cute little girl, she can make such a vulgar analogy!
Under the light of the aura of the Virgin, Li Shanhe is set off like a real villain.
Li Shanhe was even more unhappy. Hanako Kitajima! You traitor! Our Lady of Death!
I wanted to give you a hand before, but now I keep dismantling my platform! Are you falling for being cute? It's even worse than the protagonist of the novel!
Just when Li Shanhe decided to correct the distorted personalities of the two, Apricot rolled her eyes and said:
"Sister Hanako, can you give me a glass of juice?"
"Okay, please wait a while."
"Well, don't forget to close the door when Sister Hanako goes out, I have important things to talk about with my big brother."
Hanako laughed, the person was a big ghost, and when she left, she still gently closed the door.
There were only two people left in the office, Li Shanhe sneered, and was ready to spank the apricot, no matter what you want to do, accept your fate now!
Who knew that Apricot jumped on the sofa, stepped on the cushion with bare feet, glared at him, and said softly: "Teacher Ai Luo Wuyong ......?" ”
Li Shanhe's pupils widened violently, could it be that his real name was exposed? Could it be that there are paparazzi lurking nearby?
But I heard the little girl blink and finish the second half of the sentence: "You must know Teacher Ai Luo Wuyong, right?" ”
Hey, isn't that exposed?
"What are you talking about?"
"Hmph, don't try to fool around," Apricot grabbed his collar, "In the previous "Crayon Shin-chan", there was a secret base guarded by a big goose, as well as a peeing of pants and a booger ball! I've only told you! I'm sure you told the teacher, huhu, don't try to fool the eyes of the apricots! ”
It turned out that this was the case, Li Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't that he was found out by some gossip tabloid.
Unexpectedly, this naughty kid was also his fan, Li Shanhe actually felt a little relieved, no way, he just likes people who are wise and talented.
"You like to watch "Crayon Shin-chan" very much?"
"I used to like it, but I don't like it anymore. The teacher is so annoying! Apricot clenched her fists.
"Why?"
"It's a secret between me and the teacher, and he wants to tell it to everyone! That's why I don't like him anymore! ”
Li Shanhe's eyes rolled and said, "Well, since you found out, then I have to confess." ”
"What?"
"--Actually, the author of "Crayon Xiaoxin" that you love, Ai Luo Wuyong, is me." Li Shanhe laughed, "Come on, do you regret it?" If you offend your favorite teacher, repent of your sins! ”
It was originally true, but Apricot looked disdainful: "Lie to the child!" No, you can't fool children! You're only a few years old, and having a company is great, how can you have time to draw comics! Besides, you're so bad, you must be a character in the comics who can't survive more than three episodes! ”
Your uncle, I'm so handsome, I must be at the level of the boss behind the scenes, right!
Li Shanhe gritted his teeth and asked, "Then what do you think Teacher Ailuo Wuyong should be like?" ”
Apricot has starry eyes on her face: "It must be a gentle, talented and humble uncle!" Then he looked at him with disdain, "Anyway, it's definitely not a villain like you who bullies children, it's really tasteless." Hmph, hand over the teacher's address! (To be continued.) )