Chapter Twenty-Seven: You see, my sister is so funny
Zeng Shushu has always considered himself a gentleman. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
He never hides his desires/desires and considers himself a young man with normal outlook.
A young man with strong blood will of course be interested in "sex" and women's bodies, even in a religious sect like Qingyunmen, which abandons material enjoyment to the lowest point, he will insist on reading a little yellow/book every day, and go to Heyang City every half a month to have some fun, - he admits that he likes girls with long breasts and thighs, and will be attracted by women's slender bodies, and he doesn't mind having a super friendly relationship with the girl he likes, but ...... Conscience of heaven and earth! O conscience of heaven and earth!
He really has no idea about Tian Ling'er, who is naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, not only because of that bad hobby, but also because she has been playing mud and fighting together since she was a child, even if she has a lot of breasts now, her legs are long, and her face is picturesque, and she is the Qingyun Fairy who is admired by outsiders.
But...... He just didn't feel it.
Tian Buyi once asked this question secretly.
At that time, the young man first told Tian Fatzi in easy-to-understand terms that he had many confidantes in various conferences in Heyang, and they were all his wings.
Then he replied solemnly: "Senior Sister Tian...... I think one day we will develop into a **** relationship that loves each other but is pure and pure......"
Then he didn't get out of bed for three months.
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Baguio said goodbye to his unobtrusive father and returned to a separate courtyard specially prepared for distinguished guests by the disciples of Tongtian Peak.
The girl, who had been happy all day, had suffered a huge impact on her values, and had not yet fully digested the girl, slowly closed the door, and then, saw a man sitting on her bed.
The Taoist in Tsing Yi is closing his eyes.
The girl smiled slyly, and there was an inexplicable blush on her face.
She crept closer and looked at her brother's face.
The face is not very handsome, just very clean, and the facial features are well matched, without a trace of unnaturalness.
It's just that the invisible sorrow between the eyebrows makes Baguio's heart can't help but tighten.
She couldn't help but stretch out her hand, and her fingers, which were as tender as shallots, lightly touched his forehead, as if to brush away the shadow between her eyebrows.
The Taoist in Tsing Yi was still like an old monk, his facial muscles had not changed in the slightest, and he seemed to have no idea what was going on outside.
Baguio took off his shoes with a red face and climbed onto the bed, gently resting his little head on Li Chunyang's lap.
The long black hair like a waterfall sprinkled on the Tsing Yi, and there was some gold in the slightly yellowed light.
The girl smiled contentedly, her snort filled with the smell of her brother.
There is a hint of osmanthus fragrance in it.
This is the taste of the bright moon.
The girl's good-looking thin eyebrows furrowed, she hated the smell.
She hated Mingyue.
She hated Zhao Mingyue.
Since I saw my eldest brother in Tianyin Temple five years ago, it was as if I had seen the white clouds in the sky, indifferent and ethereal, as if I was about to leave this world at any time.
Later, when he became her brother, the girl often teased her brother, made him laugh, made him happy, and made him withdraw the gaze that had always fallen on the way of heaven from time to time.
For this purpose, he even did not hesitate to sell cute and stupid ......
ā¦ā¦ Actually, you're really stupid, aren't you......
Like Shang Yuan, she didn't think there was anything wrong with Li Chunyang herself, the problem was with the woman who had been in love with her brother for fifty years.
Zhao Mingyue.
It's as clear as the moon, when can it be done?
The lively girl fell completely silent, and whispered the name softly in her mouth.
I don't know what kind of emotion it is.
Suddenly, Li Chunyang moved.
Baguio jumped up and blushed like an apple.
The Taoist in Tsing Yi looked at her inexplicably: "You have hysterical manic rabid dog hyperactivity disorder?" ā
"What's that? Big brother, were you pretending to be asleep just now! ā
The girl cried out in dissatisfaction.
"Nope."
Li Chunyang flatly denied it: "I'm thinking about the feasibility of fusing the Divine Sword and Thunder True Technique with the Pure Void Great Five Elements and Nine Heavens Great Divine Thunder in the Taiqing Dao Method. ā
In fact, she just wanted to have nothing to say, and wanted to cover up Fang Cai's gaffe: "What is the great god thunder?" I have heard of the true recipe of the Divine Sword and Thunder, this is the teaching method of Qingyunmen Town. The latter one has never heard of it, oh oh, it is worthy of a Taoist encyclopedia, and he is actually thinking about such a profound question. ā
Encyclopedia, you have a face......
"Of course you haven't heard of it." Li Chunyang smiled proudly and glanced at her, "Because I made it up casually, you only have ghosts after hearing about it." ā
It worked......
Sure enough, the girl covered her heart in pain, and the Taoist smiled secretly in her heart, but her face showed a look of concern: "What's the matter, is it really the poison of the Three Corpses Brain Worm Leopard Fetal Yijin Pill that broke out?" ā
āā¦ā¦ What a strange thing that is! Baguio couldn't help but scream, "Big brother, are you just looking at me to die like this?" ā
"Nothing."
Li Chunyang remained silent: "You can live a long life if you have a small chest." ā
The girl collapsed weakly on the bed, already sunk: "In this life...... It doesn't make sense. ā
Li Chunyang patted her back funny: "Are you just playing today?" I didn't even eat ......."
The girl said in a sullen voice: "I ate a little sweet potato in Dazhufeng in the morning, and then Xiao Tiantian gave me some fruits, and I wasn't hungry anyway." ā
"Poor and rich in martial arts, your martial arts realm is a little successful, but it is not advisable to eat more, otherwise it will wear out the stomach and intestines, damage the Dao Ji, and it will be difficult for you to be greedy."
Baguio suddenly turned over and looked at Li Chunyang, with a star-eyed stupid look: "Big brother is coming over now to bring me supper?" What is it? What is it? Could it be the legendary love bento? ā
The Taoist looked at her like an idiot: "I haven't eaten for almost a year, and I'll make you a bento?" Besides...... I don't know how to cook. ā
āā¦ā¦ It's always hard work, so what if you want to eat when you're outside? You won't teleport back to Qingyun, just find a few cucumbers in the kitchen, right? ā
"What is Hui Qingyun doing? Those people outside, those restaurants are not without food...... It just needs some money......"
The voice behind him became smaller and smaller, and the girl was taken aback: "...... Overlord meal! ā
Li Chunyang looked into her eyes: "What overlord meal?" ā
"It is the highest level of banquet that only the overlord can enjoy in the legend, and it is a female body with Yu Ji as a container that only the overlord can enjoy......"
Baguio suddenly stopped talking, Li Chunyang stared at her with an unkind expression, and he might get angry at any time.
"I'm wondering if it was the biggest mistake in my life to keep you in the Ghost King Sect instead of recapturing Qingyun and disciplined you in the first place."
āā¦ā¦ The food in Qingyunmen is really bad! ā
He looked at his sister, who was already slim, and suddenly sighed: "Come down and eat, I asked Uncle Zhang to make some porridge to warm your stomach." ā
Seeing that his mood was suddenly heavy, Baguio didn't know why, his heart moved, and he suddenly spoke out in pain: "...... Big brother, good ...... It's uncomfortable, my stomach hurts! ā
Li Chunyang took out a delicate food box from his sleeve and put it on the table, and glanced at her: "Huh? The great aunt is here? I don't think it's ......."
Why do you remember it so clearly?
The girl roared and rejoiced, unaware that his brother was so clear out of curiosity.
"Probably...... It's early this month! ā
"Well, it's possible, I'll have to ask Suzaku what model you usually use?"
"What model?"
The Taoist was inexplicable: "Your little friend...... I heard that it is very important for girls, do you need to customize? Nagato has a tailor. ā
Pure Yang Zhenren, why are you so clear about these things......
The girl seemed weak and a little angry and waved her hand: "Thank you, big brother, but no, I'm much better......"
Thank you! Don't you know the common sense of taking off your pants and exposing your breasts when you say thank you?
He put a small bowl of porridge on the table, and sneered: "The Martial God Realm can already kill the Red Dragon, descend the White Tiger, and collect the essence and blood, not to mention this month, you have never had the opportunity to come to the Great Aunt in your life, who are you pretending to show there?" ā
āā¦ā¦ What are you doing with your acting presence, big brother? ā
Baguio was ashamed and angry, and threw himself on him, holding his neck with both hands and shaking vigorously: "Let you bully me, let you bully me!" You guy who doesn't understand the heart of a girl will die 10,000 times......"
After a cup of tea, Li Chunyang sat on the edge of the bed and knocked on her head with a pair of chopsticks: "Do it with me, tell you to do it with me, no big or small, no big or small, no big or small......"
Although Li Chunyang's main focus is on Taoism and mental methods, and his research on martial arts can be regarded as profound and subtle, after all, he rarely speaks with muscles, and he is actually similar to Baguio in terms of pure martial arts, but most of the girl's martial arts are taught by him, and it is difficult to say who wins and loses in close combat.
It's just that he can't stand up to him with more means and less discipline.
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The girl who walked walked followed in Tian Ling'er's footsteps, and was tied up into a caterpillar by Amber Zhu Aya, constantly jumping on the bed, like a fish about to suffocate to death.
"It seems that you have been stupid to eat sweet potatoes these days. What kind of low IQ is it that makes you come to the conclusion that you can beat me? My sister, why did you give up treatment? ā
Baguio struggled hard, and the physical strength of the martial god made her barely break open a crack, and shouted: "Big brother, Tian Ling'er said that you are a ghost beast attacking ......"
The elegant and natural pure yang real human figure suddenly stiffened.
A red light returned to him, and Li Chunyang looked at her with a smile: "What else did she say?" ā
Baguio sighed in his heart, it's over.
She twisted her body and looked at the stiff smile on Li Chunyang's face, feeling bad in her heart.
Blackened! It's broken! The eldest brother usually either sneers or simply has no expression, this kind of smile ...... It must have been hacked, right?
Anyway, our Miss Baguio was born in the Ghost King Sect, and there has never been such a moral thing as keeping secrets and keeping promises for friends in the creed of life, so for her own safety, she sold Tian Ling'er very decisively: "Big brother, that little Tiantian, she is writing a book about you......"
Li Chunyang was silent for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Is it good-looking?" ā
The girl, who was thinking about how to get out, replied casually: "Excellent! Especially the threesome between you and the Sword Elder and the Dao Xuan Sect......"
Before she finished speaking, a turbulent force pressed her directly against the bed, and she kept sinking, the cotton wool in the quilt turned into snowflakes, and the wooden hard bed let out a pitiful wail.
Baguio rolled her eyes and shook her head, dazedly ready to sit up.
Li Chunyang smiled, grabbed the back of her neck with one palm, lifted it lightly, turned her over, made her face the bed, and said coldly: "You really need to be disciplined well!" ā
Then press it suddenly.
"Bang!"
The girl who was caught up in the air had only time to do one thing.
She covered her chest with her hands.
lest they be crushed.
"Unfortunate ............"
A wail of misfortune wafted from the small courtyard.