Chapter 16 jokes about Qianlong's fried noodles

On the second day, Niu Ying didn't move the bricks again, found an excuse to run out of the second child's expression of disbelief, and entered the Internet café in the early morning sun. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After turning on the phone, in the search bar, the word fried noodles was directly typed.

Method·· Video·· Encyclopedia·· Spoof animation·· Short Story··

After Niu Ying read the first three, he found that it seemed to be a little different from the fried sauce noodles he saw, although he didn't see how the main sauce was made, but all the practices in reality had nothing to do with the bowl of fried noodles he ate.

The puzzled Niu Ying clicked on a little story about fried noodles.

Joking about Qianlong's fried sauce noodles!

It is said that Qianlong Lao'er misjudged the case and punished himself and exiled him for a thousand miles, taking two important ministers with him, Ji Xiaolan and He Shen. In the last part of the journey, Qianlong, who called himself Huang Sanye, fell in love with a woman in a Qinglou in Beijing, and Ji Xiaolan, who was known as Lao Ji, in order to divert Qianlong's attention, took the two to find a noodle restaurant that had been around for some years. This noodle restaurant has a long history and has no name, so people call it Gao Laozhuang in order to distinguish it from other noodle restaurants. This is a pair of mother and son surnamed Gao who moved from Shandong, the female people call her Gao's mother-in-law, and the male has the mother's surname, and the name is Gao Dazhuang.

After Qianlong ate two meals, he was also full of praise, and he really forgot about the Qinglou woman, but Qianlong in the back palace, facing the food made by the imperial chefs, was not willing to eat, and he thought of Gaojiazhuang's fried noodles every day, but it was not so good to get out of the palace! After planning for a long time, one day I finally had the opportunity to let the two important ministers as cover and ran into Gao Laozhuang.

Granny Gao served a bowl of fried noodles as usual, but strange things happened.

Qianlong stirred the noodles and just wanted to eat them, but he never thought that the huge big sea bowl would float automatically without wind, and what was even stranger was that he danced with the noodles with chopsticks.

In the exclamation of a group of noodle eaters, two noodle-eating jailers waved twice under the big sea bowl with their short knives...

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In the end, Qianlong, who was too frightened, looked at the people around him who were calling for immortals, looked at the courtyard that seemed to be full of holiness, waved his pen, and four big characters were displayed on the white paper: Lao Bei Jing fried sauce noodles!

The above is the origin of the old North Beijing fried sauce noodles.

After reading it carefully, Niu Ying almost sprayed, what is this called? Is the old North Beijing fried sauce noodles made because of themselves? That Huang Sanye is Qianlong? I wiped it, why didn't I give him two big mouths at that time!

However, Niu Ying also seems to understand that he seems to be able to really travel at night! And, the world you travel through is random, and you seem to be invincible! It's just that others can't see themselves.

"Ha, brother, do you want to eat jajangmyeon? But there is really such a family in our town, it is said that it is still from the capital, why don't we go over quietly at noon? ”

The fat man looked at Niu Ying, who was idle, handed over the cigarette, and helped Niu Yang light it.

"Far away? I have something to do in the afternoon. ”

"It's not far, it's a two-minute walk!"

At noon, the fat man took Niu Yi to a small restaurant called Niu Shi fried noodles, which was a little dirty and messy, and there were no customers.

"Lao Zhang, let's have two bowls of fried noodles! By the way, a bowl of braised eggs! ”

"Okay!"

The old man who was sitting on the rocking chair at the door stood up dizzily and washed his face on the side, "Second fat, you haven't been here for a while!" ”

"Ha, yes, maybe you don't have an appetite for noodles!"

"Really? I'm an authentic old North Beijing fried sauce noodle! ”

The moment the old man opened the door, Niu Ying happened to see the dark kitchen inside, and there seemed to be a few flies.

The noodles were made quickly, just two bowls, what seemed to be freshly fried meat foam with a spoonful of sweet noodle sauce, and then placed in the boiled noodles, sprinkled with chopped green onions and coriander.

Although the fat man said that it was not delicious, as soon as the noodles came up, he immediately sucked them up, and after a while, he was sweating, and even the tattoos on his body seemed to be about to fade.

Niu Ying looked at the lump of noodles in front of him a little speechlessly, and tangled a chopstick and put it in his mouth, the taste can only be said to be okay, but how many wires are there in it?

Well, it also seems that this only proves that the pot in the kitchen has been brushed.

Two fried noodles cost nine yuan, and the fat man settled the bill neatly.

"Brother, are you going to play in my store for a while or go back? It's pretty hot at noon! Why don't we go take a bath in the river? The fat man shook the fat on his bare back, and the sweat on his body scattered all over the ground, and even splashed some dust on the ground.

"Forget it, it's too hot, I'd better go back!"

"Okay, I'll send you!"

This time, the fat man seemed to be determined to send Niu Ying home, and the motorcycle on the road was pitted and didn't know where it touched, and finally stopped at the gate of Niu Ying's house.

The second child who was sleeping under the gate immediately got up excitedly, "Brother, I want to make a motorcycle too!" ”

"Haha, this little brother is so cute, come on, my brother will take you around twice!" Before Niu Ying could speak, the fat man picked up the second child and put him in the position where Niu Ying originally made.

Niu Ying, who got out of the car, said hello to Wang Xia and Niu Zhen, who were sitting at the gate to enjoy the coolness.

"Hey, Da Niu, is this your buddy?" (Guy: Friend, buddy means.) Wang Xia said in surprise.

"Well, yes Mom, just call him fat!"

"Let's go, get in the house, it's too hot outside, go in and have a glass of water!" Niu Zhen looked at the tattoo on the fat man's body, with a hint of jealousy in his eyes, but he still squeezed out a smile and said angrily to the fat man.

"No, uncle, aunt, I still have something to do in the store, I have to go back"

"Fat brother, take me for a ride!"

"Okay, sit down, grab my belt!"

Wang Xia Niu Zhen looked at the fat man who was driving back and forth with his second child in the alley.

"Da Niu, you're a good guy, but you don't look like a serious person?" Niu Zhen went home and took out a pack of cigarettes given by Niu Ying, and was going to hand it to the fat man later.

"Dad, this is a friend I used to know, I opened an Internet café in the town, I met it on the street today, and I was sent back, and I will go back to the town in a while" Niu Ying didn't dare to say that he went to the Internet café.

"Huh? Is that the shop that rents computers? I was passing by there before, and I saw a lot of bastards, so don't go! Wang Xia said with the soles of her shoes in her shoes.

Niu Zhen shook his head, "Da Niu is also sensible, just make friends and don't take the evil path, multiple friends and multiple paths, let's not get involved in this matter"

After the fat man rode a few laps with the excited dick, he put the motorcycle away and hugged the reluctant dick, "Brother, uncle, aunt, I have to go back, I'll come back another day!" ”

Niu Zhen handed half a pack of cigarettes to the fat man, "Little brother, now that you know your home, you will often come to play in the future, and you will have a chicken stew another day!" ”

In the backwoods, stewed chicken is already a big dish.

"Hey, uncle, okay, I'll come back another day, auntie, big cow, I'm leaving!" The fat man put the cigarette handed over by his father in Wang Xia's living frame, stepped on the motorcycle, and ran out. (Movable frame: A frame in which rural women usually do needlework and put things)

"Brother, let's buy a motorcycle in the future, it's so majestic!"

A hint of depression flashed in Niu Zhen's eyes, but Wang Xia waved her hand indifferently, "Study hard, and when you become a boss and an official in the future, you can't drive any car!" ”

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