Although Mercury is surrounded by endless layers of water, the July sun is still scorching the earth. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The tireless Sun Father-in-law seems to be about to turn the white-skinned, smooth-skinned beautiful ladies and ladies on Mercury into roast suckling pigs.

Under the scorching sun, Wu Haiqiang wandered listlessly on the road that came and went.

As soon as Wu Haiqiang remembered that he, a top student, had not received an admission letter from a high school, the anger in his heart immediately exceeded the heat of the scorching sun above his head.

Anyway, Wu Haiqiang is also a scholar, although he is self-appointed, but Wu Haiqiang is not one of the two unlucky people at the bottom of the class!

What's even more infuriating is that the two unlucky guys at the bottom have received admission letters from high school, but Wu Haiqiang, the third-to-last, is not cared for.

This is not scientific!

I thought of the mixed doubles after returning home, and I thought that I would no longer be able to go to the beach to see a bikini this summer, and I would no longer be able to go to the top of Taizhou Mountain to peek at Bai Fumei of Taizhou University, but go to the construction site to move bricks.

Wu Haiqiang had the urge to cry!

God is unfair!

Wu Haiqiang stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat from his cheeks, and walked towards the Internet café opposite.

The Internet café has air conditioning, the Internet café has beautiful women, and the Internet café is Wu Haiqiang's favorite!

Wu Haiqiang once had a dream that was very bullish, that is, to make the Internet café his home.

Although Wu Haiqiang has been working hard for this dream, he has dedicated all his pocket money to the Internet café without hesitation, so many years have passed, but this dream has not been realized.

As soon as I thought of this, Wu Haiqiang wanted to scold my mother!

Wu Haiqiang's front foot just couldn't wait to step into the steps of the Internet café, when he heard an exclamation from the side, "It's raining!" It's finally raining! ”

This sudden voice frightened Wu Haiqiang trembling all over, and secretly scolded, "What a hell!" ”

Wu Haiqiang stood firm on his body, turned his head to look, and saw an old man with his hands raised in the air staring at the hot sun with squinting eyes.

“SB！” Wu Haiqiang said that he was about to walk towards the Internet café.

"Handsome guy, please stay!" The big bald head looked at Wu Haiqiang and said with a smile.

Although this big bald head is dirty, but the girl is quite eye-catching and aesthetic, Wu Haiqiang's heart is dark.

"You can't be so rude!" Wu Haiqiang muttered in his heart and decided to say hello to this old man.

"Hey old man!" Wu Haiqiang said with a straight face at the big bald head in front of him, "Say something quickly, let it go if you have a fart, this handsome guy is very busy with business!"

Wu Haiqiang said as he spoke, not forgetting to take out the latest love crazy thirty-eight from his pocket and shook it in front of his eyes.

The bald old man stretched out his hand and touched his lower bar, which was only a little bit of stubble, and said sanctimoniously: "Poor Dao is the Great Luo King Kong Immortal, please respect me!" ”

"I'll rub!"

Wu Haiqiang looked up and down carefully, and after turning over the "Da Luo King Kong Immortal" in front of him, he asked very suspiciously: "Is the Taoist priest very poor?" Why are you wearing monk's clothes? ”

As soon as Wu Haiqiang's words fell, the old man immediately became angry, and roared at Wu Haiqiang, "Ya's eyes are blind!" ”

The old man bent over as he spoke, stretched his head towards Wu Haiqiang, stretched out his hand to shine on his big bald head, and said while patting his "bang", "Open your eyes and take a good look, is there such a Taoist priest?" ”

"Is there a monk who claims to be poor? Big SB! Wu Haiqiang looked at the old man in front of him with disdain and said.

"Slip of the tongue!" The old man coughed dryly and said embarrassedly, "It doesn't matter what my profession is, the main thing is that your Yin Tang is red, and the lucky stars are shining!" ”

The old man's face became solemn as he spoke, and then his eyes closed slightly, and he pinched his fingers and pouted. As for what Wu Haiqiang said, he didn't hear it clearly at all.

Wu Haiqiang reached out and touched his pocket, there was only ten yuan left in it, anyway, it was not enough to play until dark, so Wu Haiqiang decided to chat with this old man to pass the boring time.

"Old man, do you think I'm suitable to buy lottery tickets today or should I go to the beach to flirt with my eyebrows?" Wu Haiqiang looked at the old man and teased with a smile.

The old man directly ignored Wu Haiqiang's existence, and still looked like he was underbeaten with his eyes slightly closed.

"Handsome guy, have you been having trouble lately?" The old man looked at Wu Haiqiang and said with a smile.

"Nonsense!" Wu Haiqiang said angrily: "It's a person who can see it!" ”

"Isn't it just that I didn't do well in the exam! It doesn't matter, it doesn't affect your future, and it's still good for you. The old man looked at Wu Haiqiang and said with a cheap smile.

"Oops! I rub! Wu Haiqiang looked at the old man in surprise and asked, "How do you know that I didn't do well in the exam?" ”

"Didn't I say it, the poor monk, I am the Great Luo King Kong Immortal." As he spoke, the old man turned on his braggadocio mode, "I used to be a Great Luo Shangxian in the Divine Realm, and now I have completed a major mission in the mortal realm, to reseal the destroyed ability seal and maintain the peace of the world!" ”

"Stop! Stop! Wu Haiqiang hurriedly covered his ears with one hand and stopped with the other, "Tell me what else do you know?" ”

"Handsome guy, you are a genius, and in the future you will be the male god sought after by the women of Mercury!" The old man said with a smile at Wu Haiqiang.

Although Ya's mouth is full of running trains, it is both a miracle and a god. But don't say it, Wu Haiqiang's sycophant is still quite comfortable, and it makes Wu Haiqiang smile from ear to ear.

"Be realistic." Wu Haiqiang glared at the old man fiercely and said.

"I'm thirsty." As he spoke, the old man stretched out his dirty hand to Wu Haiqiang.

Wu Haiqiang looked at the old man and scolded, "Damn!" Then he couldn't help but take a step back, stared at the old man opposite with great vigilance and said, "You don't open your eyes wide when you deceive, Brother Qiang, am I so easy to deceive?" ”

"The poor monk is a Da Luo Vajra Immortal, how can he be a liar!"

Without saying a word, the old man NM began to blow NB again!

"Come on, don't talk nonsense with you, Brother Qiang, I'm going to masturbate!" Wu Haiqiang said and turned around and walked towards the Internet café.

"Big grandson!"

Just when Wu Haiqiang was about to push open the door of the Internet café, the old man rushed up and hugged Wu Haiqiang's thigh.

"Eldest grandson, Grandpa hasn't eaten on such a hot day! You can't use grandpa's money to go online! The old man hugged Wu Haiqiang's thighs and shouted loudly with a handful of snot and tears.

"I'm C! I met someone who is more shameful than touching porcelain! Wu Haiqiang scolded secretly in his heart: "There are really everyone in this world!" ”

"Pretend, pretend!" Wu Haiqiang looked at the old man and said disdainfully, "Even if you call me grandpa, I don't bother to take care of you!" ”

As soon as Wu Haiqiang's words fell, I saw the old man smile treacherously at him, and then pretended to be pitiful and shouted loudly.

"Why is this man so inhuman!"

"It's a beast!"

The conversation between the two girls sounded behind Wu Haiqiang, and then appeared in his sight.

"It's over, Brother Qiang, my reputation has been ruined by this old man!" Wu Haiqiang roared angrily in his heart.

"I said, grandpa, did you recognize the wrong person!" Wu Haiqiang looked at the old man holding his thigh and asked anxiously.

"Wu Hai's powerful grandson! Hurry up and return the money to grandpa, grandpa didn't eat yesterday! The old man directly ignored Wu Haiqiang's words, and shouted while crying.