Chapter 1 My Qingyun can't be so obscene

The early morning in Qingyunmen is the time for everyone to chat and fart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The young disciples sat down at the dinner table after washing, and talked about the various changes of the four lords of the Demon Sect in the past few years, or the new outstanding disciples of the righteous path, and of course, they also had to talk about which fairy in Qingyun's vein was the most beautiful and had the best temper.

As for the demon girls of the Demon Sect, they must also be said, in case they encounter them in the future, we can also persuade them to abandon evil and follow good. If they want to make a promise, they must refuse, how can I marry a demon girl, but there will be no problem after I wash my hands and withdraw from the rivers and lakes, come with me to retreat to the mountains and forests, and be a hero who only envy mandarin ducks and immortals.

Chu Yuhong didn't participate in this kind of thing that seemed boring and uninteresting to him, of course, the main reason was that his morning class hadn't been finished yet.

The green mountains fall green, the steep mountain road appears and disappears in the clouds and mist, and the Chaoyang Peak in the depths of the clouds and mist always has an ethereal beauty.

Especially in the early morning.

Chu Yuhong was holding two buckets of water in his hands, walking like flying on the mountain road, and the water in the buckets could not be spilled for half a minute.

This is the morning class of the disciples of Chaoyang Peak, in Qingyun Qifeng, such things are very common, such as the disciples of Dazhu Peak cut black bamboo every day, the black spotted bamboo is moistened by the Qingyun earth, and the texture is tough and dense, especially the outermost layer, which feels similar to iron, you can imagine how uncomfortable it is to cut such bamboo.

Another example is that the disciples of Fenghui Peak have to go to the waterfall to stand at the bottom of the waterfall for an hour at noon, and I heard that since the son of the first Zeng Shuchang was ten years old, his daily homework has become all over the mountains and fields to catch small animals......

This is the method of polishing the body, Qingyunmen belongs to the Taoist sect, and compared with the group of bald donkeys in Tianyin Temple, they pay more attention to the cultivation of the body, so everyone has no complaints, and even is willing to eat.

Chaoyang Peak, where Chu Yuhong is located, is the highest peak of Qingyun, if he doesn't fly with the sword, it will take a whole hour to walk back and forth up and down the mountain, he has been in Qingyun for four years, and he has also done four years of homework, and he has long been accustomed to this kind of thing, until he raised his sleeves to wipe his sweat, and unconsciously saw the faint golden light on the top of Chaoyang Peak.

A ray of light, a sword.

In the sea of clouds, there seem to be immortals.

Chu Yuhong exclaimed: "Senior brother is really tall. ”

Suddenly, someone next to him accosted: "It's so high that it's several floors......"

Just wanted to nod, but suddenly turned around, and saw a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes looking at him with a smile, and said in surprise: "Little senior brother, are you back to the mountain?" ”

The young man's smile froze on his face, and then returned to normal: "Yes, after three years, I finally came back." ”

After that, he took a bucket from Chu Yuhong's hand: "Senior brother, I'm really not small, no matter what aspect I say." ”

Chu Yuhong scratched his head, not quite understanding this, but the return of his senior brother after three years of absence made him feel joyful, but he didn't notice the prank in the eyes of the young man.

As soon as the hand was released, the bucket fell to the ground with a clatter, and the bucket of water flowed clean in an instant.

Chu Yuhong: "......"

I knew that guys with thick eyebrows and big eyes weren't a good thing......

The young man on the opposite side spread his hands, and the stinky farts and banter between his eyebrows and eyes were so annoying.

He actually said innocently: "Blame me? ”

You meow on purpose, right......

patted Chu Yuhong's shoulder, and before the other party could react, he had already walked up the mountain, only the voice came from the ethereal mountain road: "If you go to pick another bucket now, it's still too late, otherwise if you miss the hour, Dad will be angry again......"

Chu Yuhong was excited, remembering the terrible situation of his master's anger, he lifted the bucket and ran back with a strange scream, but tripped over another bucket of water.

The thick-eyed and big-eyed young man listened to the sound behind him, the corners of his mouth that were already a little short bearded were slightly upturned, and he looked up at Chaoyang Peak, which had been absent for three years, and his heart became more and more agitated, and under the gushing of various emotions, a clear whistle startled the birds flying all over the mountain, and the lazy guys who were still lazy to sleep got up with a grunt, suspicious, sleepy-eyed and couldn't help but scold a few neuropathies......

The young man listened to Chaoyang Peak, which was gradually coming alive, looked at the golden light on the top of the mountain, and said softly: "I'm back." ”

The figure in a green shirt who was collecting medicine in a certain valley looked back at the morning breeze, and the warm sunlight began to scatter in his eyes.

Welcome back.

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Yo! I am back! My hometown! My Qingyun!

The sky is so clear, the lake is so blue, and life is so beautiful!

See? Senior Brother Peng Chang, who was dozing off in front of the mountain gate, was full of beauty with footprints on his face.

See? The huge water unicorn under the Lingqiao that looks curious and has a boring face! No more bombing you.

See? The parrot in the main hall is full of vitality and chirps all day long! Never again threaten to stew you all day long.

Ah, the world is so big, full of infinite vitality and vitality, wonderful and beautiful are bred in the ordinary scenery, ah, why didn't I find these beautiful things before?

One is satisfied, one is satisfied!

Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!

Let's face this beautiful world! Don't lie in the quilt anymore and don't get up, don't stay up all night reading little yellow books, soak up the sun, and feel the power of love and hope that fills the whole world!

I, Chaoyangfeng's second-in-command, Shang Yuan, have grown up!

When you go back today, you must embrace life more warmly!

I want to find Fenghuifeng's senior brother Zeng to drink flower wine together! The young girl in Fireworks Alley is her!

I want to go to Xiaozhufeng, in front of Uncle Shuiyue, who has been suffering from endocrine imbalance for many years, and said that Lao Tzu wants to soak your apprentice!

Be good friends with Nagato's sword-wielding elder! What are the benefits of the Zhuxian Sword, if you say it right, give it to him!

That's right! The past me has become the past, and if you are a man, you can't grow up!

I'm ready to become an adult! We must shoulder greater responsibilities with broad shoulders and a broad mind!

How can you be as naughty and willful as you used to be!? A good man should be steady!

There are also three evils or something, and the historical mission has been completed! I don't need this boring stuff anymore!

It's outdated to show off your muscles in a fight to attract girls!

Standing in front of the main hall, carefully take care of your clothes and hair, do you want to change to a more spiritual hairstyle? Well, long hair is super stylish, in this case...... Oh oh oh oh! Which beautiful man is this! Looks like it's going to be a big deal!

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Shang Yuan greeted the senior brother and brother he knew well, and with a reserved smile like a mystery on his face, he walked into the main hall of Chaoyang Peak.

His father, Shang Zhengliang, should meditate here, and the cultivators would swallow their anger every time they arrived at the second hour of Mao You, calm their minds, and recite a Taishang Qing Jing Chapter...... Shang Yuan stretched out his hand and slowly placed it on the Taiji Gate behind the hall, and a pure Dao breath was injected into the Yin Yang Fish, and then slowly pushed open the door.

According to his past experience, he was about to see a scene of peace and purity.

He was about to see Chaoyang Peak's first real person, one of the Seven Sages of Qingyun who held the righteous path, wearing a washed white simple Taoist robe, with a pure yang crown, sitting on a seven-colored futon, a brilliant morning light through the skylight, shining on his kind and gentle face, Xiao Shuxuan lifted, like a god......

However, such a compelling CG collapsed in his mind after three seconds of calculation - because the fantasy was impacted by reality, and at the moment when the wooden door was completely pushed open, a strange wind swept by, and two shocking figures flashed by.

So Shang Yuan's action of pushing the door was completely frozen.

After a moment of silence, he seemed to collapse and muttered to himself: "I just saw two old men with wine stains on their robes flashing quickly, one holding a wine gourd in one hand and a roast chicken leg in the other......"

Shang Yuan closed the door, his expression changed several times, and finally shook his head categorically: "No, I was wrong, this is an illusion." ”

"Or is there a problem with the way it is opened......"

Calm Calm Calm Calm ...... Anyway, let's go to the robot cat first and ask for a time machine to go back in time......

Could it be that Zeng Shushu's little slut drugged me in the wine last night, so that I hallucinated, it doesn't make sense...... I didn't ridicule him behind his back as a pathogen of Meidu, nor did I pretend to be his name to go to the major Qinglou to prostitute the overlord prostitute......

If true, who is the other old man?

It looks a little like a teacher...... No, no, it must be an illusion, and Uncle Shi has always been serious and cautious......

Maybe, it could be.

I remember that Senior Brother Xiao Yicai sat in Heyang, and he was absent from Qingyun for many years, and the old man was lonely, and it was normal to have some fun......

When did they get better......

Have you done it since last night? Uncle Shi is really amazing......

Don't wear a condom?

Men do not get pregnant, but they still need to be protected against infectious diseases.

The world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and now there is no pure affection between men and men?

Ah, can't think about it anymore...... I'm getting angrier......

There is a woman with three holes, you don't have to go to a man with only two holes, obviously there is a stick in the front, you have to use the chrysanthemum in the back......

Anus? Don't you know that the only function of the door is to excrete?

At this time, a gentle voice sounded in the house, which made people think of the breeze and the moon as soon as they heard it, and thought of the mountains and flowing waters.

Who would have thought that someone with such a magnetic and kind voice would be a......

No, no, don't the group of rotten girls on Xiaozhu Peak often shoot some books of Uncle Cangsong and Uncle Wanjianyi?

The four of them don't play together very often, do they......

Could it be that if a monastic man does not get married and have children, he will inevitably end up as a? Isn't there six out of seven men in the Qingyun Seven Peaks who are or will be......

So what's the matter with the father? He has a son.

Is it persecuted? It's possible.

Got a taste of sweetness later? It's not impossible......

…… It suddenly felt so disgusting that I had been living with such a horrible creature for so many years.

Shang Yuan's body couldn't help but tremble. The strangeness in his eyes became thicker and thicker.

"Wu'er, you're finally back."

Finally can't help but pull your son into the water...... You damn