Chapter 0001 - A Blockbuster (Asking for Push and Return)
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Peeping into the future function, due to the insufficient amount of red envelopes, the time limit has arrived, and it cannot be followed, so it is cut off.
But according to his "own urine in the future", those few mixed black. The society doesn't have to think about it, and it will be beaten down by "him who already has martial arts with the help of the super god red envelope".
Lu Ziming took a deep breath, he didn't expect that when he finished reading his life experience tomorrow, the picture turned, and another of his life experiences tomorrow came out.
One is the poor self, and the other is the "nouveau riche" self after getting the super god red envelope.
"I will stand on the top of the world to marry you!"
This is what the "nouveau riche" Lu Ziming will say to the goddess of his dreams tomorrow, and it is also the only "quotation" that he is more satisfied with.
However, he doesn't plan to go according to the original "script", tomorrow he will look like him, his performance is too poor and too unstylish!
Pull out the handpaper handle... Uh, wiped it... I walked out of the company bathroom with my pants on, and as soon as I sat down on my seat, my mobile phone sounded like I had made an appointment.
After connecting, the landlord's fat aunt's broken voice finally broke through the shackles of time and space and came from nowhere.
Rude, stingy, impersonal, and fond of pinching your handle to call people, this is his landlord, Fat Aunt. The landlord, the fat aunt, once said that she was a famous golden voice when she was young, and Lu Ziming believed in her evil.
Lu Ziming also complained about this, as he once said.
Why is it that other people's landlords are all fashionable or beautiful young women, and his landlord is a menopausal aunt? That's not fair! He also thought that his landlord was a beautiful woman with taste, and then something could happen!
"Room 204, room 204, where are the people, I collect the rent and utility bills!"
Lu Ziming was speechless, didn't he come to collect money on the 1st of every month? It's only the 30th today, and it's still the month.
"Ding-ding-dang ......"
"Click... Yih..."
A lot of strange noises also came out of the phone and entered Lu Ziming's ears, which was very uncomfortable.
Lu Ziming couldn't help but laugh and said, "Aunt landlord, are you mistaken?" Why did you come to collect money today! ”
The landlord and aunt are authentic Haishi people, in addition to loving money like life, there is also the unique domineering of Haishi women, and it is even more penetrating to the bone marrow at this age, and shouted: "The old lady is not rushing you to have money, so you collect the account as soon as possible, are you a fool to me?" ”
Yes? I'm rich, you know that? Are you a fortune teller?
Lu Ziming said something evil, and finally appeased the terrifying landlord aunt. However, as soon as I put down the phone, before I could breathe, "Whoa... Bang...", a large stack of quotations was thrown on the desk, and a fat slap was slapped down at the same time!
Lu Ziming looked at the red lines drawn on these quotations, one by one red circles, one by one, XX, and page by page were all criticized. And at the end of each page, there is Zhu Pi: "Have you ever understood the market!" "Have you ever walked out! "Do you think you can be a good purchaser by sitting in the office every day! "Waste! Idiot! "Wait.
Although there are indeed many errors in those prices, it is undeniable that the evidence is conclusive when they are ruthlessly pointed out, and he is also unable to argue. There are a few criticisms that he even admitted, and you are right. But you're a fucking "waste idiot", that's not right, right?
The cold breath came out of the mouth of the famous exterminator in the company, and blew through Lu Ziming's ears, "How does Mr. Lu explain this mistake?" ”
Lu Ziming was dumbfounded, but his face became darker. As the saying goes, everyone has mistakes, although he makes more mistakes, but it is also because he is not professional and new to this industry, so he must always give a space for slow progress, right?
But why do you, the exterminator, have to reprimand me in front of more than 20 colleagues in the entire office every time, without any emotion, and clearly want to force Lao Tzu to resign. How ungrateful you are as exterminator!
Have you forgotten that you couldn't recruit anyone at the beginning, and it was Lao Tzu who was wronged and begged to relieve your siege? Oh, now that the crisis has passed, you want to cross the river and tear down the bridge? Who said that it doesn't matter if you have no experience, and if you are willing to learn, you are a good employee?
Lu Ziming is face was full of anger, if it had been changed a few hours ago, but if he remembered the rent, living expenses, and finally found a job for several months, he would have swallowed his anger and said I will redo it as before.
Unexpectedly, just as he was about to speak, the voice of the exterminator came out of the air again: "I know what you want to say, do you mean that I will redo it, and I promise not to make any more mistakes this time?" ”
Well? This is what he said a few times before, but you memorized it all, it's amazing! But you're thinking the wrong fat woman this time!
"You ......" Lu Ziming was simply hehe, he was interrupted again as soon as he spoke!
The fat face of the exterminator was too dead, his eyes were narrowed, and he looked at him miserably, and then grabbed the "evidence" like a general who had won a battle, and said: "Wrong or good, you won't be here anymore." I just reported to the company's big brother, and I got permission, and from now on you are no longer an employee of Golden Sun. If you are not satisfied, go to the labor office to complain. ”
After speaking, he ignored Lu Ziming, who became "as gray as a dead face", turned around and walked towards his office, and the door of his office opened his mouth like a demon from hell with a click.
Lu Ziming simply laughed angrily, anger surged, and shouted: "The exterminator is too dead and fat, you stop Lao Tzu!" ”
The exterminator was too noncommittal to smile, crossed his hands on his huge chest, shrugged his shoulders and ignored the "verbal insult" and said, "I just called the building security, they are probably almost there." ”
As soon as the bastard's words fell, footsteps rang out outside the company, and the three major security guards pushed the door in a murderous manner.
Without saying a word, he stepped forward and held down Lu Ziming, and then dragged him out regardless of resistance.
Lu Ziming felt that his face was embarrassed, but he still had something to say: "Dead fat woman, Lao Tzu has been working hard in the company for more than half a month, you want to fire me, Lao Tzu admits it." But what about the salary, Lao Tzu can't work in vain for more than 20 days! ”
The exterminator sneered: "Mr. Lu, do you know how many losses you have caused to the company due to the countless mistakes you have made in the past 20 days?!" The company has been very generous for not claiming compensation from you, and now you are embarrassed to ask for wages, which is ridiculous! Drag it away! ”
After speaking, there was a bang, and the door to the fat woman's office was closed.
Lu Ziming shouted angrily at the door while being dragged by the security guard: "Hold the grass, mud mother, it!" Thought Lao Tzu was a bully, didn't you! Lao Tzu tells you that Lao Tzu is not so easy to bully! One day Lao Tzu will stand here again, but at that time Lao Tzu will no longer be your subordinate, but your boss, and you can enjoy the only stunt you can make a living - that is kneeling Tian! ”
Fools know that he is out of bounds, and he is talking nonsense. More than 20 male and female colleagues in the large office area shook their heads with great sympathy. looked at the scolding outside the disappeared figure but still lingering, and he was even more embarrassed.
But I'm afraid only God knows that the current Lu Ziming is no longer the Lu Ziming of a few hours ago, he will really do what he says!