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Lu Ziming, who sat up from the bed with difficulty, still wondered about the dream just now.

Well, in the dream, he was inexplicably pulled into a comic group. There is a group of unscrupulous guys in the group who pretend to be gods in the sky to chat and fart, and they also love to coax people to kidnap others and send red envelopes.

In the dream, his super god red envelope automatically intercepted all the red envelopes, and the funny gods of the large number of illegal assemblies couldn't compete with him at all, and the people who didn't grab the red envelopes were extremely frustrated and beat their chests, and swiped the screen and emojis to vent their unhappiness.

In the dream, he was also believed by the realistic performance of these "immortals", and he was busy checking the intercepted red envelopes on the "shelf" of the super god red envelopes to see if they were big money, and the amount of red envelopes should be very huge, right?

As a result, I looked at the "shelf" and almost vomited blood in confusion. Mud, it's all stuff that doesn't rely on the general public. For example, what is Taishang Laojun's Yang Jindan, such as the Ghost King Tiandan of King Yama, and Chang'e's fresh milk, etc......

Lu Ziming couldn't help but smile dumbly when he thought about that dream, this dream was indeed absurd enough, even more absurd than the vigorous thing he did yesterday. This must be that he wants to save his brother's life and wants to go crazy, so it is so unrealistic.

I got out of bed, washed my face and brushed my teeth, got dressed and went out, and just stood in the corridor and showed my face when I heard the screams of the landlord's aunt.

"Yikes! 204, you're scared to death! ”

Lu Ziming turned his head to look over, and saw the landlady's aunt squatting on the stairs, with a look of palpitations on her face.

"Hey, Aunt Landlord, what's wrong with you? Sick? ”

"Okay, you 204, where did you go yesterday, there was such a big thing in the sea market, didn't you watch the news?"

The landlady climbed the handrail of the corridor and slowly stood up.

"I've heard that it's a big deal. I was also frightened, I heard that my avatar was shown on TV, and I said that I was afraid. Terrorists. This mud is simply a sin that wants to be added, and there are no words! Aunt landlord, you come to rely on this reason, do you think I look like? ”

Lu Ziming's face was full of humiliation, as if he was the Dou E of this century.

"Hey, when I watched the news, I was scared too. But looking back, these eight layers are like long portraits with the same name and surname. You young man is poor, how can you be so bold. As a result, today's morning news really proved that the old lady was not wrong. ”

The landlord's aunt was extremely complacent.

"Uh-huh, aunt landlord, I was wronged. I've been thinking about this all night, I'm going to the capital to sue the emperor! ”

What Lu Ziming said was above the seven feelings, which had to be believed.

The landlord waved her hand and said: "What kind of royal lawsuit, our city leaders are really very discerning, and they have great ability." In one night, he killed a dozen blacks that day in the sea market. The gang gave a pot. ”

"Wow! Is it true that there is such a thing, Auntie? ”

"No! I also caught the guy who looks like your boy. That was the number one criminal in this sea market disaster, and he was shot for the first time during the live news broadcast! When I first saw you, I thought I was the hell! ”

The two went downstairs while talking, and Lu Ziming's stomach almost cramped with laughter when he heard it, and said, "What does this have to do with the city leaders' discernment?" This should be the credit of the armed police officers and soldiers of Haishi, right? ”

"You young man, why are you so ignorant. The city leaders don't know what to do. You really haven't watched the morning news, have you? ”

"What's going on? I was so scared that I couldn't sleep all night, and I didn't take a nap until dawn. ”

"You really didn't sleep well when you looked. The people who wronged you were arrested on the live news. Ho, that fat woman isn't a good thing at first glance. It was because of her wrong clues that the citizens of Haishi suffered serious financial losses. ”

At this time, I had already arrived downstairs, and there was actually a row of luxury cars parked in front of this rented apartment.

"Hey, who is this parking downstairs in my house, I don't know if this is a serious violation of traffic rules!" The landlady ran to the Bentley in front of her angrily, slapped the car twice, and yelled at the people inside.

Lu Ziming knew it and knew that it was coming to him.

Sure enough, a man who looked like a bodyguard came out of the car on the other side, walked up to Lu Ziming and said respectfully, "Mr. Lu, please." ”

"Hey, what's going on with you people! Don't you see me hanging a 'No Parking' sign! "The landlord's aunt is still finding faults.

Lu Ziming nodded to the bodyguard and said to the landlord's aunt, "Auntie, don't say it." This is the official's car. ”

"What kind of official old man official father, ah, this... What..."The landlord came back to his senses, and he immediately saw that this big man standing in front of Lu Ziming was different, with such a military atmosphere.

The bodyguard walked back and opened the backseat door and gestured. Lu Ziming went over and sat in the car.

When the door closes, it's another world.

"Mr. Lu, are you satisfied?" The deputy secretary of Haishi, who was sitting on the other side of the back seat, said.

When Lu Ziming got into the car, both his demeanor and temperament were completely different from when he chatted with the landlord's aunt, and hummed: "But 'I' am still the number one criminal in the sea market!" ”

An imperceptible anger flashed in the deputy secretary's eyes, but he still showed a helpless wry smile on his face: "This matter has alarmed the central government, and only that way is the most appropriate way to deal with it, and it can also give a satisfactory explanation to the citizens of Haishi." The charges against you that you were falsely accused have also been clarified. ”

Lu Ziming shook his head and said, "People in your position, why are you so naïve to think about the problem?" I don't care what the citizens of Haishi think of me anymore. They are very forgetful, and after a few days, they will think that I am familiar, and in a few days, I will be a passerby. ”

After a pause, his eyes looked at the deputy secretary, and he said, "What I want is that this matter will not alarm the central government to trouble me in the future." You've got to clean things up, and don't leave me with a hand in the dark. If you lack money to make connections, you go to the Jia consortium. They are not short of money! Seeing that what you did today is quite good, I'll give you another chance......"

After speaking, he didn't wait for an answer, and opened the door directly and got out of the car. The people in the car didn't say anything more, and after a while, they all drove away. The landlord looked at Lu Ziming and asked what was going on.

Lu Ziming was flattered and said: "It's still reasonable for the landlord and aunt, your leaders in Haishi really love the people like a son and are discerning." There was a big leader in the car, and he actually came to apologize to me in person, saying that I was wronged and did not do my job in the city, and hoped that I would understand. ”

"Oh, that's right. Sure enough, it's a good leader. Well, the old lady almost forgot that you promised me to pay the rent today yesterday! ”