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"Please say it."

"I want to ask you to help find someone to come, who died for about half a year, and before he died, he was in the D city of the human world, with a high surname and a full name. If you can, you are helping me invite an old man named Teng Miao Miao, who lives in Miao Village and used to be a Gu Master. "I said, I want to see the old man and the grandmother again. By the way, if possible, I want to take the second elder out of the underworld, for such a long time, Gao Nier has always regretted the death of her grandparents, as long as the soul of the second elder is brought out, she can use the way of raising ghosts outside, and accompany Gao Nier in an alternative way. I believe that Ye Yi will not object to this matter.

Ordinary people and people with low Taoism will have some trouble raising ghosts, but for me, Ye Yi, and even Gao Nier, it is nothing.

The so-called ghost raising will be unlucky, but it is because his body can't suppress the ghost qi, which leads to the leakage of yang qi.

Afterwards, I told them about the time of the two elders.

The real underworld can have no book of life and death, and it will definitely be difficult to find two people among the billions of ghosts. But that's for ordinary people, and these few people who have mastered the underworld for tens of thousands of years are not too big a problem at all.

I felt that the divine consciousness of several people was integrated into the Tao and Dharma of the underworld, peeling away the years from it, and reversing time and pushing forward.

A mirror appeared in front of me, and it was like a rewind shot, and the image was reversing rapidly.

"Stop!" I screamed.

The picture stopped, and I saw the old man and the grandmother holding hands, standing in front of the ghost gate.

"Can you find out where the ghost gate diverted these two people?"

"Yes." Mingxin Shenjun said, this is a humanoid Shenjun, that is, tall and strong, the skin color is purple-red, and there is a thread on the head of the cupola horn, it is said that this person is the ancient Mingxin beast incarnated, can read people's hearts, tomorrow's reason.

"Huh?" Mingxin Shenjun frowned and said, "There is no separation? ”

"Really?" I was overjoyed and happy for the second elder. As long as they don't separate, I think the two elders can live happily together, right?

"Where are they?" I asked.

"It's around here." Mingxin Shenjun said.

I was stunned!

Not only was I stunned for a moment, but the surrounding Divine Monarchs were also obviously stunned, and finally smiled bitterly at the same time, and said, "Fate is the most unpredictable Heavenly Dao. ”

This time, I also nodded in agreement, and then said, "Please also ask Mingxin Daoyou to help send the second elder here." ”

"Yes." Mingxin Shenjun nodded, sealed his hands, and summoned a shrunken projection of the ghost gate, and then, the ghost door closed, and two figures in the light walked in from inside.

Seeing a group of 'monsters' around him, the two elders hurriedly knelt down, and said in a loud voice: "Gao Quande (Teng Miaomiao) knocks on the Divine Monarch." ”

"Get up, you two have old friends here today." It was the Wheel Divine Monarch who spoke, and he said to the second elder, "Use your hand in my direction."

The second elder turned his head to look, but what he saw was a hundred-meter-long black Jiao, entrenched in that direction.

At this time, the Wheel Divine Monarch said: "Tianfeng Daoist, we won't bother. ”

I said, "Thank you. ”

As the words fell, the eight Divine Monarchs turned into eight streamers and flew out of the Wheel Hall.

"This, who is this Divine Monarch?" The old man asked, but he didn't dare to speak, let alone stand up.

I grinned, feeling so good that I couldn't have said better.

It's true!

"Phew! Old man, are you guilty? "I deliberately didn't use my own voice, I just talked to a few Divine Monarchs, and I also used the mouth of the dragon, only in this way can I have a deterrent effect.

Think about the past, think about the past, when you slaughtered me and Ye Yi with a knife, you didn't expect it to be today, right? Scare scare scare you guys are saying. Isn't it a bit excessive, though? After all, Grandma Gao is still good to me.

"Little Lao'er doesn't know what crime he has committed." The old man was really a little confused, he had just lived here for two or three years, how could he inexplicably offend a god monarch? This is a bit incredible, could it be that he helped people kill cattle, horses and livestock back then, and accidentally killed the exiled heirs of the Divine Monarch?

"You really don't remember?" The voice of the Divine Monarch echoed in the ears of the old man, and the voice was shocking, with a thick majesty.

"I, I, I don't know! My wife and I have just come to the underworld, we are not familiar with life, we haven't done anything yet, and we can't offend the gods! Please also ask the gods to be wise. "The old man is a little trembling, this is completely understandable, after all, from a human to a ghost, from the life frame of the legal society to the current monarchy, this change makes the old head walk on thin ice for the life of the underworld.

"Phew!" The Divine Monarch suddenly shouted, shaking the old two and trembling.

The Divine Monarch was furious, and his voice became more and more stern: "Do you remember dragging one person down when you were alive?" ”

"Dragging?" The old man has a lot of feelings in his heart, and he is not the only one who is dragging him down? Let's not talk about my own granddaughter, Ye Yi's kid doesn't know if he is responsible for his granddaughter, and his own shop is handed over to Yang Guang's kid, can he still keep it? The people who ate with him have been friends for decades, and now that they have died, they don't know if they can still have a full meal. Although he has squeezed money hard over the years, after all, there are many people who follow him, and each family has divided it around, and he can save a lot in the past few decades, right?

There are too many people who are reluctant to give up in the world, how can they be easily forgotten?

"I owe too much, drag too much......" the old man sighed softly.

"Hahahaha! You look up and see who I am. "I rode the dragon, bowed down, and let me appear in front of the old man with the upper half of my forehead.

The old man raised his head in horror, and when he saw me for the first time, he rubbed his eyes vigorously. Look at me again and squeeze my eyes at him and yell, "You, you, why did you die?" ”

Burst!

This sentence almost made me vomit blood.

"No such curse! I'm not dead, old man! I said.

"But, but, this is the underworld, and only the dead can come." The old man tried to convince himself: "Yang boy, how did you become like this?" He asked, pointing to the dragon beneath me.

At the same time, I smiled and said, "Grandma Gao, hurry up and see who I am." ”

The old man asked me abruptly, "You, you can't eat ginseng fruit, right?" ”

"What kind of ginseng fruit, I have had many adventures during this time, and I have finally become the top group of people in the world. The mana can almost be compared with Mr. Taiyi. Isn't this someone who has been entrusted to run to the underworld to find this man? Who knew that I was still a god in my previous life, and then I met the body of this dragon, and I became what I am now, and when I came out of the underworld, I was still me. It has nothing to do with here. ”

Coughing a little, I said, "Don't dare to change back into human form here, those guys outside are not easy to mess with." Can you listen to me? ”

"Say, this is not the place for you to come, so it's better to go back quickly. The Divine Monarch is a powerful existence that has opened up a realm, a god who is truly above it. The old man said.

"Phew!" I despised it for a moment and said, "There are no real gods in this world, and they are just ordinary people with greater ability and ability, or ancient beings. The gods in this world only have the way of heaven, and there are gods three feet above their heads, so are they above the three feet? That's the laws of heaven, not them! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, beware of the Divine Monarch's blame!" Grandma Gao said nervously, worried about me in her tone.

I waved my hand and said with a smile: "Don't mind, I killed one and crippled one just now." These gods are no match for me. ”

"Huh?" The old couple looked at me in surprise.

I said, "Forget it, don't talk about these things." How is the second elder living in the netherworld? ”

"Fortunately, I learned the skills of farming when I was young, and I have some business minds, so I can finally make a living here." The old man sneered, and I could obviously sense that he was lying. I guess it's not good to mix! It is said that after death, how to be reincarnated, and how to live for another 500 years after becoming a ghost. It's all bullshit, I feel that people are the best in their lives, looking forward to those who are in the next life, that is no longer themselves! Whether it is to accumulate virtue and do good deeds for yourself, or to do evil for evil, this life is the real self. In the past life and the next, it belongs to someone else!

You will never remember how much scenery you have experienced and how much suffering you have endured in this life. Person! What you ask for should be this life, this life, a lifetime!

Louis XV's classic sentence is said by historians to be rigid and self-serving, flying and domineering, but who knows whether Louis XV lived happily in his life, people, sometimes they should be selfish and live for themselves! Everything else is bullshit!

After I die, the flood will be monstrous!

It is the proof that people live for a lifetime! The good and the bad are all chosen by themselves.

The only two things that you can't choose in your life, the first is what kind of family you were born in and what kind of parents you have. The second is that you can't choose whether you can live a healthy life until you die of old age.

In fact, many sages have said similar remarks, people should be responsible for this life if they live for a lifetime. The things of the next life, that is what you need to worry about in the next life.

I smiled indifferently and said, "Okay, since the second elder said so." I won't ask, now I want to ask for your dick's meaning. ”

"Asking for what?" The old man asked me.

I said: "That's the case, you also know the ability of me and Ye Yi, although Gao Nier has been okay on the surface for so long, but we know that she is very lonely and misses the second elder." I mean, now that I have the ability to get out of the underworld, I can take you out by the way. Even if it is a way to raise ghosts, it is still no problem to maintain the wisdom of your second elder, and if we can, we can even use some methods, and the second elder can temporarily form the appearance of a living person. I believe that with the face of me and Ye Yi, even if the insiders of Buddhism and Taoism see the appearance of the second elder in a grand manner, they will not say anything. ”