No. 1 has opened up its mind and has begun to take on the human mind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info was just joked about in the agricultural machinery market, and I also knew how to talk back. However, his head is still not very bright, and he is not a suitable candidate for nagging.

In addition, the two masters and servants are different, and there is no way to communicate.

Usually Huang Xu asked, he agreed, or simply yelled.

"No. 1, you have to practice talking more in the future, talking is a human way of communication, you should always communicate with people in life!"

"Yes, master."

Huang Xu suddenly remembered something and asked, "No. 1, do you say that all living beings in heaven and earth have reincarnation?" ”

No. 1 turned his head and thought about it for a long time before he said, "I don't know, maybe there is, maybe not, my master." "He used to be just a cabbage worm with a simple neuron in his brain. Now I suddenly have a huge brain, and I am not used to processing complex information.

"What do you say?"

One: "I don't know what happened to other people or animals. I just don't know why, every time I die, I reincarnate again. Moreover, after being reincarnated, they still remember the things that used to happen. ”

"You guy probably didn't drink Meng Po soup in the underworld, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Perhaps, God is watching over you! ”

"Probably, my master."

After talking for a long time, the car went to the free market and parked the car. Huang Xu took No. 1 to walk around for a long time, found a suitable set of clothes for No. 1, and bought all the clothes for him to carry.

No. 1 is tall and muscular, carrying a bag of clothes like a hill, which attracts everyone's attention.

The boss of Dudao is a good cow, and he actually found a little black to be a horse boy. In the past few years, the labor of the Celestial Empire has been too high, and even the black buddies in Africa have come to work in the dark. The cost has increased, and the business is not easy to do!

Huang Xu saw the amazing eyes of others when they looked at him, and he felt very majestic, and he didn't feel proud. Continue to talk to No. 1: "No. 1, you are so lucky, every time you are reincarnated, you remember the events of your previous life. In this way, after the accumulation of time, there is wisdom, and it is possible to become a demon. ”

One: "Yes, master. If we animals want to become sperm, it takes time to consume, isn't there a saying that says, a thousand-year-old goblin. It can be seen that if you want to become a monster, you must first live long enough. Only after living for a long time can it be possible to understand things. However, animals have a short lifespan, and it is not possible to gain wisdom unless there is a great opportunity. ”

Huang Xu: "After you are reincarnated, you can inherit the memories of your previous life, and you will invisibly increase your longevity, which can be regarded as a great opportunity." ”

One: "Yes, so to speak. ”

Huang Xu asked curiously: "No. 1, do you still know that someone has reincarnated and maintained the memory of the previous life, or can you see what other people's past lives were?" ”

No. 1's gaze became dazed: "Master, I don't know, I used to be a bug." ”

Huang Xu: "Yes. ”

Number One: "Also, master, didn't you say that the New Celestial Empire does not allow animals to become sperm?" ”

Huang Xu stopped, looked at him and laughed: "No. 1, you have a talent for telling cold jokes. ”

was smiling, the owner of a farm truck next to him greeted him and exclaimed: "Ouch, it turned out to be an old acquaintance, I haven't seen you for some days." Today you finally remembered me, and you have to take care of my business today! ”

"You're funny, when did I know you?" Huang Xu continued to laugh: "Boss, you are familiar with people and can do business!" However, I'm not a restaurant to make great chicken, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of your business. ”

The man was about forty years old, dressed as a typical migrant worker, and looked very down-and-out. Next to him was a farm cart parked with cages and chickens in the car. Compared to taking the opportunity of the Spring Festival to sell some New Year's money.

Judging by his appearance, the economic conditions should not be very good. The body is shabby, and he is holding a copycat Android machine in his hand that he doesn't know how many hands he has used, and the screen has been spent undecently. Even more tattered than his clothes was the farm truck, the paint on the body was almost gone, and the doors were rusty. It's about that the door lock is broken and is tied with a red strap.

"If you don't open a restaurant, you can buy two and go back to eat by yourself, who doesn't prepare some New Year's goods for the New Year? Boss, you see that my chickens are really good, authentic farmhouse free-range chickens. The man's eyes rolled.

Huang Xu snorted, lifted a chicken and turned over the feathers, and pinched the chicken. Unlike the free-range chickens, the meat of this chicken is loose and swollen, and the coat color is dull and dull, and it is so dirty that it makes people feel disgusting at first sight. threw it back in disgust: "Boss, you can't see that I'm blind." Your white-feathered chicken is obviously fed by feed, where is there a native chicken that looks so white? Moreover, your chicken is obviously a laying hen that has passed the laying period, and you can't deceive people. ”

Yes, laying hens generally only have a three-year laying period. After three years, they will only eat feed and no longer lay eggs, and at this time, they will usually be eliminated and raised again.

The reason why I know this is because Huang Xu has a classmate in middle school who runs a chicken farm at home and raises 10,000 laying hens at home.

Each time the eliminated laying hens will be sold to feed mills or farms for animal protein feed at a low price, of course, not every time can be sold. In recent years, the aquaculture industry has not been too prosperous.

The large farms of the same school did not bother to whisper and beg someone to buy chickens, and threw them directly into the stove of the greenhouse and burned them to ashes. At that time, Huang Xu saw it with his own eyes, and the situation was so tragic that it was really unruly.

The man hurriedly waved his hand: "Boss, be quiet, be quiet, how can I sell this shout?" Forget it, it's not early, I'm still in a hurry to go home! Selling for a little money is a little money, that's fine, if you really want to buy it, I'll sell it to you for five dollars. Do you think, authentic local chickens cost more than 100 yuan to buy Tao, where do you find a chicken for five yuan? ”

"When I'm a garbage can, your chicken is unpalatable, and I don't want to give it away for free." Huang Xu didn't bother to entangle with him, so he pulled No. 1 by the hand: "Let's go!" ”

I couldn't pull it, and I saw No. 1 staring at the cart of laying hens, and his eyes were full of hunger and thirst. If it weren't for Huang Xu putting on a big mask for him just now, it is estimated that this guy's saliva would have dragged on for a foot.

That's right, this guy is a monster after all, he eats blood and eats food, and he can't see living things.

The boss who bought the chicken came to pester again: "Boss, you should be the contractor on the construction site, right?" ”

Huang Xuqi asked, "How did you guess it?" ”

The man blinked: "I raise chickens, and the eggs laid by the chickens have been sent to many food groups on the construction site." Now labor is expensive, and a big worker has to pay three to five hundred yuan a day. There are shrewd foremen who secretly hire black buddies from Africa. Only need to pack food and lodging, fifty yuan a day. Boss, these black buddies don't have much knowledge, and they don't have the broad and profound food culture of our Celestial Empire, as long as there is meat, they can't eat good or bad. If you buy my chickens for them to eat, you can save a lot of money every month on food alone. ”

After blinking his eyes, his gaze fell on Number One, with a smile on his lips.

It's as if to say: Boss, this big black man under your command is wearing clothes that cost dozens of yuan a piece, and he drools when he sees chickens, and he hasn't eaten meat for a long time, so it's no wonder that he is not an illegal black worker.

Huang Xu was still regarded as a small package foreman on the construction site for the first time, and he laughed in his heart: "You are wrong, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't take care of your business." ”

"Boss, I've been in business for so many years, and I still have a bit of a human ability." The man was probably too sloppy to have opened his business today. It's hard to wait for a guest, and it's still a big customer, so I naturally refuse to let it go. handed a business card to Huang Xu: "My chicken farm is going to eliminate a large number of laying hens recently, so it's okay, I'll give it to you at a loss, three yuan a piece." ”

Huang Xu glanced at the business card, and the person's name was He Jun. I opened the bag casually, threw it in, and said lightly: "You are really mistaken, I don't work on the construction site, I can only apologize." ”

I'm leaving.

He Jun suddenly grabbed Huang Xu, his face changed, and he became fierce: "Boss, you picked up my chicken just now and pinched and pinched, why, do you want to leave like this?" ”

Huang Xu: "What do you want?" ”

He Jun grabbed the hen that Huang Xu had seen just now and stuffed it into his hand: "Boss, mine are all laying hens." You just caught it for a long time, and the chickens stopped laying eggs when they were frightened. No, you'll have to buy this chicken. Let's talk less nonsense, I don't have chickens and eggs with you, eggs and chickens, that's bullying you. According to the rules on the market, thirty yuan a pound is good! ”

"Hold the grass, you horse next door!" Huang Xu took a breath of cold air and immediately understood: "Today, Lao Tzu really met a hooligan!" ”

This He Jun looks powerful and belongs to a typical ruffian. If you see that the business fails, you have to play hooligan.

For him, Huang Xu is naturally not afraid. To deal with this kind of person, let No. 1 be on the one, and one finger can kill him. However, it's not a big deal, and letting No. 1 make a move is also a bully. Besides, this monster has no serious subordinates, and it is causing people to die or maim people, and it is also a troublesome thing for the New Year.

He works in the dimensional space all day long, and his strength has become very great. In addition, the last time I met the red-clothed woman Guigu Yu, I felt that my muscle strength and nerve reaction speed were much stronger than ordinary people's after eating "Violence Pill".

Seeing the bandit's expression on He Jun's face, Huang Xu felt a little eager to try.

threw the bag to No. 1, threw the chicken in his hand, clenched his fists, and said with a smile: "Boss He, you want to sell me a laying hen as a local chicken, hehe, it seems that you don't plan to reason with me?" ”

"What, you've broken my chicken, and you still want to play tricks?" He Jun also moved quickly, suddenly pulled out a wooden stick from the carriage, and looked at Huang Xu with a cruel smile: "Lao Tzu has been fighting with people since he was a child, and I don't know how much I have cleaned up with a little white face like you." Boy, I'll let you have a long memory today, and let you know that we grassroots are not easy to mess with. ”

The two of them made such a fuss, seeing that they were going to fight, there were already many people in the free market, and they immediately gathered around to watch the excitement.