"Damn scoundrel! This is my secret base, what do you want to do! ”

In the distance, the girl's righteous words reprimanded her, and she ran over panting on her two small thin legs. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"First of all, this is my company, which is a warehouse that I rent, so everything here nominally I have the right to check. Secondly, you should thank me for my soft-heartedness, otherwise I could have sent you to the police station. Finally, don't run so fast in small leather shoes, smash the stone slab on the ground, do you accompany me for money? ”

Apricot is so angry, what shoes do I wear, I want you to care! Nasty guys!

But seeing Li Shanhe looking left and right in front of the door of the secret base, but she couldn't get into the door, she couldn't help but feel proud again:

"Haha, there's no key, I'm dumbfounded, sure enough, just humans can't compete with the wisdom of apricots...... What are you doing? ”

I saw Li Shanhe twist a piece of wire on the nearby wooden box, and then calmly inserted it into the lock hole, and within a few seconds, I only heard a "click", and the lock was opened!

This kind of old-fashioned lock, you can search for GIF schematics on the Internet at will, children know how to open, and they still want to stump me?

Li Shanhe snorted and pushed the door straight in.

There seemed to be a wire pull mechanism attached to the door, and at the same time as the door was opened, the overhead light in the container was turned on, and the exhaust fan placed in one corner also rotated.

Then he was shocked by the contents of the clothesline hanging in the house.

It was a sea of panties.

The panties swayed gently as the fresh air from the exhaust fan as the navy flag hung on a warship.

didn't have time to look more, Apricot screamed with shame, rushed over and bit Li Shanhe's arm, and didn't let go.

"Oh, you're a dog, let go!"

"Woohoo! Woooooooooooooooo (Apricots don't live anymore!) Apricot is going to pull you to the funeral! ）”

Jiro on the side was a little puzzled, and he didn't know if he should help at this time......

……

A few minutes later.

"If I can't get married, it's all your fault!"

Apricot is so aggrieved that even Dad didn't see these shameful things!

From time to time, she glanced back at the door to make sure that the place where she had hidden her "underwear" was not seen.

"Can I come in?" Outside the door, Li Shanhe blew the wound on his arm and shouted back.

"Not yet! If you dare to peek, I will bite you! ”

Apricot wiped the tears from her eyes, stood on tiptoe, quickly took the last stack of "panties" off the clothesline, then looked left and right, gritted her teeth, opened the piano cover, and stuffed the "panties" into it.

When she hid it, Li Shanhe also walked in from outside, and there was a bright tooth mark on his arm, which was the masterpiece left by the little girl.

Looking at the red eyes of the apricots, Li Shanhe also felt that this time was too reckless, and if he didn't get it right, it would be a shadow of the child's life.

After thinking about it, he said:

"Actually, it's not a shame to collect things that you have used. I know a guy named Zhang Jie, who usually likes to collect his own boogers. ”

"Huh? It's true? Apricot looked up and looked at each other with big watery eyes.

Booger? It's disgusting, but when you think about it, it seems like a lot of fun.

"Really," Li Shanhe made a funny nose-picking motion, "he even gathered his nose into a ball and put it on his table, and after a long time, it was already hard and lumpy, and it looked like a black man's explosive head from a distance." When he met a customer he didn't like, he secretly broke off a piece and put it in the other party's soup, but the other party drank it, and kept saying that today's soup was particularly delicious. ”

I'm sorry, Zhang Jie, for exposing your black history, please don't blame me.

Apricot laughed out loud, and then quickly covered her nose: "Hmph, you must be laughing at Apricot again." I love cleanliness so I don't have a runny nose! ”

Li Shanhe shook his head, took out a stack of folded tissues, walked to the apricot and squatted down, and helped her wipe her nose.

Then, he stuffed the remaining tissues into Apricot's pocket: "Apricot is good, just talk to the big brother in advance if you want to get something in the future." There is a big brother here, and there is no guarantee that there will be no third person...... Oh, and the fourth person saw your panties. ”

Apricot's face turned red, and she suddenly grimaced: "I hate it, don't think that with this little favor, Apricot will be bought by you!" ”

"Okay, well, the sun is setting, and the children have to go home and do their homework obediently."

Apricot pursed her lips and protested, "I'm not a child!" I'm already a high school student! You don't believe it? Damn, the day I become a big star, I'll let my 100 million fans beat you flat! ”

Where did 100 million followers come from.

Li Shanhe has been a little sensitive to the word "100 million" recently, he shook his head, and sure enough, the bear child is still a bear child.

Sending off the little kid, Li Shanhe stretched, and the sun had begun to set in the west. Looking at the little girl in the distance holding the hand of the big head Jiro, the two of them walking together in the sunset, I couldn't help but smile.

The tooth marks on his arm, he put it to his nose and smelled it, a sweet candy smell...... I don't think I need to get vaccinated.

Humming a little song, he returned to Apricot's secret base alone, where there was a high-end bathroom, which was more luxurious than the one in Li Shanhe's office. Kyoko is usually here to wash her "panties".

"That's why I hate rich people." He muttered, looking at the instruments on the wall.

There are a lot of guitars here, all of which are brand-name goods. There are also several huge loudspeakers, as well as a black color electric machine.

Li Shanhe touched them one by one, estimating the price in his heart. A thin layer of ash has fallen on the surface of the instrument, indicating that it has not been used for some time.

"It's probably a few million yen...... Are children so rich now? ”

Next time, come to find a locksmith and change the complicated lock, in case you lose something, it's not good to be relied on. Millions, even if Li Shanhe's net worth is now, it will take several months.

He wanted to keep walking, and there was a Yamaha piano in the far corner, but he was blocked by a drum kit. After thinking about it, he turned sideways and carefully squeezed in.

I pressed a few keys casually, but found that something was wrong, why is this sound so muffled?

With a move in his heart, he opened the back cover of the piano.

Then I saw the "underwear" piled up in a mess.

It turned out that he was hiding here, he twitched the corner of his mouth, and was just about to close the lid, and glanced at it casually, but found that something was not quite right.

Wait, are the "panties" rectangular?

If you look closely, you can see that there are two buttons on the front of the "panties".

- Damn, this is not panties, this is a diaper!

How could that little girl be thirteen or fourteen years old, so she wouldn't use this thing, right?

In an instant, several movie scripts flashed through his mind, such as getting pregnant out of wedlock, giving birth to a child in the toilet, secretly raising children, and so on......

Then he shook his head and cleared it all out of his mind. I may have read too much of the book recently.。

"I guess it's just a quirk...... Don't think people are so dark...... Presumably. ”

It's better to leave the muddy waters alone. He raised his hand to look at the time, it was time to get off work. So I went back to the office and packed my things.

Get off work and leave.

It seems to have gotten dirty lately.,Some scenes that are obviously very pure love.,Always make up some inappropriate things in the brain.。 If you are really suffocated by money, you can open a vest to draw dirty comics, maybe you can earn 100 million faster, right?

As he walked, his mind was empty, and suddenly, he heard a burst of melodious music.

Vivaldi's Four Seasons?

Turning my head, it was a piano shop selling musical instruments, with the door open, and from the street you could see the Les'Paul sunset gold guitar hanging on the wall.

Li Shanhe's heart moved, and he suddenly patted his head.

"What a fool I am! What is the fastest way to scrape together 100 million yen? It's a song! ”

He didn't expect this stubble, he subconsciously thought that selling songs would not make money. In the plot often seen in novels, a peerless song can sell for 50,000 or 60,000 yuan, and it can't sell for 100 million yuan if you are tired to death.

But he forgot, that is the Chinese music scene! Piracy is rampant, and singers lose money in the Chinese music scene of records!

In the English-language music scene of the 60s, it was a different scene.

At this time, there are only record players, no Internet and tape players, there is very little piracy, and doing music industry is simply a money grab!

How profitable is it?

The king of rock and roll, the Beatles, who ruled this era, has sold a total of 400 million copies! Even if the average price of a ticket is 2 pounds, that is a sky-high price of 800 million pounds! In this era, the pound can also be exchanged for gold, which is enough to make two gold statues of his same height!

And the term "platinum record" that everyone often hears refers to one million sales in the United States! Even if a record earns 1 dollar and 1 platinum sales, that's 360 million yen!

"I'm so stupid, I have hundreds of millions of dollars in my pocket, and I even thought of this way to make money."

With a self-deprecating sentence, he stepped through the door of the piano shop.

The "Spring" of "Four Seasons" is flowing freely in the record player, and although it is only a small shop selling musical instruments, although there are not many customers, it brings a sense of vitality.

The boss was a young man with a beard, sitting in a chair practicing guitar fingering intermittently. Seeing Li Shanhe, he nodded without being salty or light, and motioned for him to look at it himself.

At first glance, Li Shanhe saw the electric guitar of Les'Paul Sunset Gold hanging in the middle of the wall, which was the one carried by the little sister of Apricot. This guitar is extremely classic, and it has been reprinted again and again, and the price has been affordable all the way.

At this time, of course, there are only classics. As soon as he looked at the price, he couldn't help but smack his tongue:

480,000 yen (excluding tax)!

"That's why I hate rich people!"

Li Shanhe muttered, then walked over to the wall where the guitar was placed and took a look.

The boss raised his head at this time and said, "That's domestic, the quality is average, and it's suitable for beginners." ”

Li Shanhe fiddled with it a few times, put it back in place, and said, "Boss, do you have any recommendations?" ”

"Beginners are domestic, Gibson SG is the pursuit of timbre, Fanta is bought if you have money, and retro les' paul is pretended." The boss replied succinctly.

"Is there anything suitable for street singing?"

The boss raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Street pie? This is rare, there is a band? ”

"No, it's a fool."

"That's still domestic." The boss walked over and picked up a piano, "RB people don't know rock 'n' roll, just play and play casually, the main thing is to look at skills." I can't reflect how good the timbre is on the street, and the wind and sun and PM2.5 aging fast, and the domestic ones will be thrown away in three months, so I don't feel distressed. The money you save to buy a good sound and effects is a hundred times more important than a good guitar. ”

The guitar produced by RB is light and fluttering, and if you look at the price, 2330 yen, you get what you pay for.

"Okay, then I'll listen to the boss."

Li Shanhe carried the guitar and walked to the speaker area on the side.

"You can't just look at the quality, try your hand?" The boss followed and asked.

"Okay." Li Shanhe was not hypocritical, asked the boss to connect the power, and then directly used the cheap Nissan guitar in his hand to come to a prelude to "Hotel California".

"Hotel California" is also a song that Li Shanhe likes very much, especially the intro and outro are very long, which is suitable for pretending to show off.

When the boss heard this, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up and look at the guest differently: "Nice tune, write it yourself?" ”

"Hmm. Try your hand, I haven't played it for a long time, but I didn't expect the technology to be there. ”

"Hotel California" is the famous track of the Eagles, known as the strongest song in the 70s, and Li Shanhe is cheeky to steal it.

The boss smiled and said, "It's very nice, but you fell down with the fingering of the guitar." ”

Li Shanhe smiled and did not refute, but continued to test the speaker.

I tried several models in a row and was not satisfied, mainly because the sound broke as soon as the sound was broken, and the shape of the guitar that did not break the sound was too large, which was stage-level, and he couldn't use it.

After trying it for a long time, I finally decided that it was a good one, so I said: "Boss, how do you sell this speaker?" ”

"You want this?" The boss said in surprise, "This is what I installed myself with a discarded speaker, except for being thinner, there is no other advantage." It's also very ugly and boxy. ”

"That's it." Li Shanhe looked at it right, took out his wallet and paid the bill directly, "The speaker and the guitar together, five thousand yuan, is it enough?" ”

"Enough, I'll give you a one-year warranty for the speaker," the boss saw such a bold guest, and directly issued a ticket, and then said: "Do you want another effect?" ”

"That's not necessary."

I have a cell phone, and I don't need an effect.

Li Shanhe smiled, and was about to leave, when he suddenly stopped, "By the way, boss, do you have any abandoned record players here?" It is best to be able to turn, it does not matter whether there is a sound or not. ”

"Yes, I don't need any money, I'll give it to you." The owner made a small sum and was in a good mood.

"Thanks, I'll come back later to get it."