After dinner, Su Cheng took Liu Ruoan to the agreed place on time, and after a while, a big fat man with a big gold chain around his neck and ten fingers full of gold and jade staggered over under the support of the waiter. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I'll go! Dressed so flamboyantly, isn't this forcing me to rob? Su Cheng looked at the fat man's clothes and whispered to himself.

"What are you muttering?" Liu Ruoan asked.

"It's okay, it's just a little itchy!"

"Itchy hands?" Liu Ruoan saw that he was staring intently at the golden jade on the employer's body, and his eyes were straight, so he said, "If your hands are itchy, I will chop it for you, and it won't itch." ”

Su Cheng completely ignored her warning and said, "Hey, if we rob him, let alone live for half a month, it's no problem for half a year!" ”

Liu Ruoan glared at him, "If you don't have a score, can you say something reliable?" ”

"What's not reliable?" Su Cheng asked, "Really, as long as we rob him, the two of us can play to our heart's content, and then when the half-month deadline is up, wait for my people to contact me!" ”

"It's good to give some credibility!" Liu Ruoan reprimanded, "People trust you so much! How can you take advantage of people's danger?! ”

"I've been doing well!" Su Chengse glanced at her with a squint, "Huh? Are you hinting at me? ”

Liu Ruoan's face was full of question marks, he was stunned for two seconds, and twisted his arm fiercely.

"No, no, no," Su Cheng shook his head solemnly while rubbing the twisted place, "The two of us have a meal now, and it is too hasty to give our precious first time at this time!" And it's not romantic at all! ”

Liu Ruoan's face turned red all of a sudden, "What nonsense are you talking about!" He raised his hand and struck at him.

Su Cheng hunched his back and slapped him twice, and said with a smile, "Don't be embarrassed!" And I'm not talking about now! ”

Liu Ruoan was even more angry, raised his hand and slapped him twice, scolding and scolding while beating back, "Call you nonsense!" Call you nonsense! You're a scoundrel, shameless! ”

"Anyway, no one here can understand us, what are you afraid of?"

"Stinky and shameless!"

"Seriously, to grab it or not?" Su Cheng bumped Liu Ruoan with his arm, "If you don't rob me, you will rob me!" Don't come to me when the time comes! ”

"You are taking advantage of the fire to rob, not a gentleman!"

"I'll go to his mother's gentleman," Su Cheng snorted, "Can the gentleman eat or wear?" When you really sleep on the street, I see what kind of gentleman you are talking about, but I'm afraid that at that time, you only have 'tickets' in your mind! ”

"There are a lot of crooked reasons!" Liu Ruoan looked at him with disgust, "Are you so justified in doing bad things?" ”

Su Cheng saw her condescending look, and said sarcastically, "Ouch, my Royal Highness the princess, don't tell me any big truths here, I wonder who blackmailed Su Guard's five hundred yuan in the first place?" That's just 500 yuan! Look at this gold lord again, I robbed him, I have more pursuits than you slandered Su Renkuan! ”

"We're ......"

"I don't want to hear any explanations from you!" Su Cheng interrupted her, "Blackmail is blackmail, even if Su Renkuan is a heinous scumbag, if you blackmail someone, you will blackmail someone!"

"Okay!" Liu Ruoan simply didn't explain, Su Cheng said everything about this, and her image was nothing to maintain, she patted Su Cheng on the shoulder, "Then we'll rob him together tonight!" If the matter is revealed, maybe we can be sent back to Dahan early! ”

“…… Can you say something nice? Su Cheng glanced at her, "The dignified princess of Han was sent back to China, do you think it's glorious?" ”

"Whew! It's glorious for a dignified man to rob a dignified princess? After Liu Ruoan finished speaking, he screamed frantically, "Why did my honeymoon turn out like this?" Woowoowoo......"

The employer was finally helped to the two, and Su Cheng simply communicated with him in the local dialect to confirm each other's identities, and then got into the car one after another.

The employer sat in the back alone, Su Cheng drove, and Liu Ruoan sat in the passenger seat.

The employer saw Liu Ruoan in a daze, and asked Su Cheng in the local dialect, "Who is this?" Why in the car? ”

Su Cheng thought for a while and said, "This is my wife!" ”

The employer was a little angry and scolded loudly, "I took care of you to drive for me, what are you doing with your family?" Can you be more professional? This is a place to work, not to fall in love! ”

Although Liu Ruoan couldn't understand, she could probably guess what the other party was saying, she looked out the window silently, and suddenly, she asked Su Cheng to stop, Su Cheng did it with doubts, and the employer thought she was gone, so she stopped scolding and said praisefully, "Mrs. Zun is a sensible woman!" That's right! ”

Liu Ruoan got out of the car and walked into a convenience store, and soon walked out with a bundle of rope and a circle of black sealing glue.

She walked back, opened the back door, and sat next to her employer.

The employer yelled at Su Cheng angrily, Liu Ruoan directly raised his hand and slapped him on the head, the employer was beaten, and Liu Ruoan tied his hands. The employer was still struggling, scolding and scolding, Liu Ruoan tore open the mouthpiece and wrapped it around his neck a few times.

The employer couldn't say a word, Liu Ruoan took off all the gold and jade rings on his hands, and also took off the gold chain around his neck.

After it was done, Su Cheng said with a smile, "The young lady is so agile, she looks like an old Jianghu!" ”

Liu Ruoan glanced at him and asked rhetorically, "What to do with this dead fat man?" ”

Su Cheng quipped, "Bury alive, divide the body, you can do it!" ”

Liu Ruoan looked horrified, "Do you want to be so bloody?" ”

"Then open the car door and throw it on the road!"

"But he saw you and me!"

Su Cheng smiled, "Then you either poke him blind or disfigure yourself!" ”

"Hey!" Liu Ruoan pushed Su Cheng's head, "Speak to me!" ”

Su Cheng smiled, "Then you have any good suggestions, but let's talk about it!" ”

When Liu Ruoan heard this, he suddenly felt like he was on a thief ship, and said angrily, "Hey, you probably haven't thought about what to do with him after robbing him, right?" ”

Su Cheng glanced at her with a panicked expression, "If I say yes, will you beat me?" ”

"I'll slap you to death!" Liu Ruoan shouted, spread his hands, and leaned back, "I don't care!" You deal with it! Split the body or bury it alive, whatever you want! ”

Su Cheng smiled, "I don't know what to do, so I'll take him first!" ”

"I don't have that much energy to look at him!" Liu Ruoan immediately retorted, "If he runs away and reports to the official, you and I will immediately become wanted criminals!" ”

"Anyway, you and I are also wanted criminals in Dahan, and there are more lice that don't bite people, who is afraid of this?"

Liu Ruoan sighed weakly, "What kind of sin did I create in my last life to meet someone like you?" Someone else's honeymoon is sweet! Even if you don't have money, you can live a very loving and fresh life, but mine is kidnapping and ransom...... It's almost murderous......"

"I said I want you to have a pleasant and unforgettable trip!"

"Pleasure your uncle!" Liu Ruoan roared, "I only have anger now (to be continued.) )