Chapter 83: Battle Robes
After Lu Li returned home alone, he collapsed on the bed full of worries. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
At this moment, the biggest question he thinks about is: In case Ke Zhendong really has an accident, can he support such a big family independently like Ke Zhendong.
Although he and Ke Zhendong's family and Meng Yun's family have been together for a short time, everything about him has been changed by these people for a while. From an honest and mediocre person who acts timidly, to having ambitions and ideals, he can dare to stand up bravely in the face of things and face everything he once dared not face.
His fairy phone gave him skills and strength, but the two families gave him courage and faith.
Thinking that Ke Zhendong is also like him, he came out to fight the world at a young age. Besides, Ke Zhendong had nothing at that time.
And now, he at least has an immortal mobile phone, and he has also learned super immortal arts. So what's there to be afraid of!
Let the storm come harder!
- Thinking of this, he turned on the stereo and played Chopin's "Symphony of Destiny". Then he closed his eyes quietly and fell asleep to the sound of the piano.
After Lu Li slept for more than an hour, he was in a daze and was woken up by a vibration of his mobile phone.
As soon as Lu Li saw that the pig was the most handsome, he guessed that he must have been released by the Jade Emperor, and couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.
The first good news he received when he woke up at this time seemed to be not a bad day either.
He clicked on WeChat and took a look:
The pig is the most handsome: Master, Master! I love you like a mouse loves rice!
Lu Li: It's good to come out! Remember to be a little more restrained in the future!
Pig is the most handsome: a mischievous expression.
Then, the most handsome pig sent a red envelope to Lu Li, and Lu Li clicked on it and took a look: a Ruyi golden hoop stick, which is written on the description, can be big or small, can be long or short, thick or thin......
Nima, you dead pig, actually stole Sun Wukong's talisman weapon.
Lu Li didn't accept it, and returned to the chat page.
Lu Li: A black-faced expression, if you do this, shouldn't your senior brother beat you down!
Pig is the most handsome: a laughing emoji.
Pig is the most handsome: Actually, this burning stick was given to you by the monkey, and he said that there was nothing to repay, and he was afraid that you would not be rare in other things, so he gave you the stick that he had played with for thousands of years!
Lu Li: No!
The pig is the most handsome: Master, take it!
Lu Li: If you don't accept it, a gentleman won't take away people's love.
The pig is the most handsome: It was really the monkey who really gave it to you, and now he doesn't fight anymore, so it's useless to take it. Besides, every time he met the Dragon King of the East China Sea, he was afraid that he would come to ask for it. The stick was snatched from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea back then, and when it was returned to others, he felt that he couldn't get over his face. It's better to give it to you, and you can rest assured.
Lu Li: ......
Lu Li: Lao Tzu doesn't fight either!
After Lu Li finished speaking, he actually regretted it a little, where does Lao Tzu not fight, this is not a small fight a day, a big fight in three days, and the fight is endless!
The pig is the most handsome: Master, good master, handsome master, you can accept it, in fact, the monkey has something to ask you, I'm afraid that you won't agree, and he doesn't have any treasure to give you, so let me tell you.
Lu Li listened to it and thought: That Lao Tzu still hesitated, immediately returned to the red envelope page, opened the red envelope, and had a flash of inspiration, and there was an extra glittering object as thin as an embroidery needle in his hand.
Seeing this, Lu Li couldn't help but shout: "Get a little bigger!" ”
As soon as Lu Li's words came out, the golden needle in his hand immediately became the size of chopsticks.
Lu Li couldn't help but say again: "It's a little bigger!" ”
Chopsticks have become rolling pins again.
Lu Li shouted for fun, clicked on the instruction manual and looked at it, and found that this stick was originally made bigger and smaller according to the owner's idea, and it was written that this stick could also be named.
Lu Li didn't bother to think so much, so he called directly: "Eggplant, get bigger!" ”
only heard a whooshing sound, and the rolling pin in his hand immediately turned into a stick that was eyebrow with him, and Lu Li took it in his hand and danced. With a bang, I accidentally knocked out a corner of the crystal chandelier on the ceiling.
When Lu Li saw it, he suddenly lost interest, and couldn't help but shout: "Eggplant, get smaller!" ”
I saw a flash of inspiration, and the Ruyi golden hoop rod turned into an embroidery needle again.
Lu Li put it in the fairy storage bag, found a broom, and cleaned the floor. I collapsed on the bed and tried to continue sleeping.
picked up the mobile phone and took a look, only to see that on WeChat, the most handsome pig had already swiped a full mobile phone screen:
The pig is the most handsome: Master, Master!
The pig is the most handsome: Master, Master!
……
Lu Li: Where are you?
Pig is the most handsome: Master, you finally appeared, and I thought you took a stick and ran away.
Lu Li: ......
Pig is the most handsome: Master, that monkey wants me to ask you if you can help him get some more of those things. He told me that the Queen Mother, dressed in the things you gave him, was favored by the Jade Emperor seven times that night. The Queen Mother was so happy that she instantly felt thousands of years younger. Later, she was proud for a while, and she showed off everywhere, and she leaked her mouth for a while, and now the half-aged and fairy sisters in the entire heavenly court are inquiring about those things.
Lu Li: ......
The pig is the most handsome: this time even ...... Even Sister Guanyin gave the monkey a hint, you know.
Lu Li: I don't understand!
Pig is the most handsome: Master, do you know that monkey's great ability, why is he willing to follow us to the west to learn scriptures?
Lu Li: In order to achieve positive results.
Pig is the most handsome: ......
The pig is the most handsome: Phew, just his monkey nature, he is here to see Sister Guanyin! If he hadn't been secretly in love with Sister Guanyin, he would have patted his ass and left!
Lu Li: ......
Lu Li: No wonder he even handed over the guys who were fighting, as the old saying goes: once a person has a preference, he will be persistent, and if he is persistent, he will be desperate.
Pigs are the most handsome: correct solution! After talking for a long time, Master, you finally understand!
Pig is the most handsome: By the way, what are these things called in the mortal world?
Lu Li: Uh, it's called a battle robe!
The pig is the most handsome: the battle robe, this name is very majestic, it is really appropriate!
Lu Li: ......
Lu Li: Okay, tell me, what color Sister Guanyin likes!
Pig is the most handsome: This, who dares to ask, don't you want to die......
Lu Li: ......
Pig is the most handsome: By the way, Master, can you help me get a few sets by the way, and I'll take them to my sister Chang'e!
Lu Li: ......
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Dinner was still eaten at Ke Min's house, Li Xiaoyao and Xie Yongnian were busy in the factory for a day, and when they ate, they still kept talking about things in the factory.
After the meal, Lu Li handed over two bottles of the Nine Turns Elixir and two bottles of Hundred Flowers Fairy Dew in plastic bottles to Li Xiaoyao. Let him keep it, and follow the research and development and production.
Since Lu Li had the Stone of Attacking Jade, he actually had the special function of raw water, he poured out most of the Hundred Flowers and Fairy Dew in the white jade bottle, and as soon as his hand touched the white jade bottle, the Hundred Flowers and Fairy Dew in it was filled again.
When Lu Li left Ke Min's house, Lu Li took out the white jade amphora and handed it to Ke Min, Ke Min refused to accept it, and kept refusing: "This bottle is too precious, I'm afraid I won't keep it well!" ”
Lu Li said with an embarrassed face: "As your appointed boyfriend, I haven't given you any decent gifts!" ”
When Ke Min heard this, his pretty face suddenly turned red: "Didn't you send it last night." ”
Lu Li then remembered those brand-name erotic underwear, and thought to himself, these things are only a few thousand yuan, and they are not expensive, can they be regarded as gifts.
How did he know that these things were more attractive to girls than those roses and gift boxes.
Looking at Ke Min's shyness, Lu Li's heart fluttered, and he couldn't help but say in Ke Min's ear: "Then when are you going to wear it to me?" ”
[Today I saw a reader who said that he hoped that the male protagonist and Kumamoto Seimai would be together.] I suddenly had a black line on my face. 】