Chapter 24: A Joke

Returning to Jiangnan City, Ning Que contacted Wu Dong, who was still in Jiangnan, and they got together. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

In the evening, I took them to the Tianyu Internet Club to play all night.

During this period, he received several requests for interviews from the media, all of which were postponed to the next day.

Regarding being interviewed by the media, Ning Que has his own plans.

One is to issue a statement announcing that he has recovered and been discharged from the hospital, and there is no need for the public to donate for him.

The other is that he wants to use media publicity to help him find his biological parents.

In fact, if the media didn't contact Ning Que, he really didn't think of looking for his biological parents through the media.

As for the impact it would have on Ning Liqun and Lan Guihua, he couldn't care about it that much......

After sending Wu Dong and them away the next day, Ning Que accepted a joint interview with several media.

The venue was in a conference room of Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School, and the head teacher Li Defu and several leaders of the school were invited to attend.

This form of joint interview seems more like a press conference.

At the beginning of the interview, Ning Que first released two statements, which received great attention from the media.

Especially after the second statement was released, it was immediately posted on the Internet by the media.

The rest of the interview was a mere formality.

Ning Que introduced his learning experience, Li Defu shared his education experience, and school leaders publicized the quality of education in No. 1 Middle School.

After the interview, Ning Que received a call from Yan Jing.

Seeing where he belonged, his heart almost stopped beating.

Is it the number of the biological parents?

Ning Que cautiously answered the phone, but said there: "Hello Ning Que, I am Liao Zuhui from the Admissions Office of Huaxia University, I have been with you in the hospital for more than a month, I just saw the news that you woke up on the Internet, how is it, are there any difficulties?" ā€

"Hello, I'm not in any difficulty, I'll report to school tomorrow."

Ning Que was not very interested, and Liao Zuhui didn't say anything, just said that he would call him tomorrow.

Hanging up the phone, Ning Que got in the car and prepared to go to the city center, ready to buy some clothes and daily necessities, on the way he went online and read the reports on the Internet.

Soon he was attracted by an article titled: "After the National College Entrance Examination Champion Wakes Up, Finding His Biological Parents".

At the beginning of the article, Ning Que's full statement was quoted, and then Ning Que's excellent results from childhood to adulthood were described in detail, and his experience of working in the Tianyu Network Club was also recorded, and the spearhead of the article was directed at Ning Que's adoptive parents.

There are a large number of netizen comments below this report, and Ning Que looked at the comments curiously.

"I strongly call for the death penalty for buying children, brothers go up to me so that more people can see it!"

"Ning Que is my primary school classmate, his father's name is Ning Liqun, his mother's name is Lan Guihua, after having Ning Que, they gave birth to a pair of twin sons, since then, Ning Que has been unpleasant in every way, in fact, their family is not poor, but Ning Que wore a flower all day when he was a child, thin and skinny, and he must have never eaten anything good, and he was beaten and scolded at every turn, and the two of them were simply not people!"

"If you don't accompany the sunset, who are you? You are not there to share weal and woe, you are not worthy of glory and wealth! ā€

"Report the news, I heard that all kinds of bonuses that Ning Que received were embezzled by his adoptive parents, and the donations raised online, these two people did not spend a cent on Ning Que's treatment, and they also embezzled it, I heard that Ning Que's ventilator was also unplugged, and he asked for compensation from a few other friends, this kind of person is just garbage in the garbage!"

"I am also an adopted son, my adoptive parents are very good to me, such adoptive parents must not die well!"

……

Tens of thousands of comments, everyone is criticizing Ning Liqun and Lan Guihua.

Ning Que watched it for a long time, but he didn't find a single message mentioning his biological parents.

However, this is not in a hurry, maybe the biological parents will not be able to surf the Internet, and after the newspapers of the major media come out, there may be results.

Ning Que had never worn brand-name clothes, and now that he had money, he also wanted to buy two clothes to wear, after all, he was going to ride with An Chun tomorrow.

As a result, no matter how ruthless he was, he only bought two pairs of jeans and two hoodies, spending less than 1,000 in total.

Then I bought a pair of sneakers and two pairs of socks, which cost more than 700.

A trolley case for 300 and a new backpack for 200.

It cost another 200 to find a hotel in the evening, and less than 100 for a meal.

Together, it cost almost 2500 in total.

And he still has 903,000 in his card and more than 7,000 cash on him.

Nine hundred and ten thousand, this is Ning Que's existing family property.

Of course, he also has an intangible wealth, that is, Skynet Mall.

Although the store was closed and the red envelope was banned, he could still grab the experience of Xianbao.

After returning to the hotel after eating, Ning Que washed up, then lay on the bed and entered the Xianbao experience group to start grabbing red envelopes.

While grabbing the red envelope, he was thinking about whether to call An Chun.

The train ticket An Chun has been bought, the driving time is nine o'clock in the morning, and tomorrow I will go to the train station to get the ticket directly on the train.

Nothing else important, what to call and say?

Say I miss you?

Ning Que smiled, and at this moment, a big red envelope appeared on the chat interface, and he clicked on it.

A flash of light.

Congratulations on getting a joke about Wenqu Xingjun, which has been deposited in the buyer's center, please pay attention to check!

Joke?

Jokes can also be sold?

Ning Que couldn't help but laugh, this matter itself was a joke!

At this time, Wenqu Xingjun advertised: "Friends, the 3,781st issue of Heavenly Court Jokes is officially on sale, and you want to buy it as soon as possible!" ā€

Ning Que returned to the buyer's center and saw a piece of gold paper in the second square.

Click on the gold paper, select extract, and in a moment, a thirty-two open gold paper appeared in his palm.

The gold paper glows with a dazzling golden light, and on it is a joke written with a brush.

Mortals and living immortals.

One year, there was a great drought, and a mortal went to a living god in the area to ask for rain.

The living immortal burned a talisman, handed him a sealed note, and said, "If it rains, you can only open it and look at it, otherwise it won't work." ā€

As soon as this mortal returned home, it rained heavily.

He hurriedly opened the sealed note and looked at it: "It's raining today." ā€

The mortal exclaimed, "Ah! Living gods, true gods!

Looking at the joke, Ning Que asked himself stupidly, is it funny?

Is Wenqu Xing at this level?

After thinking about it, Ning Que entered Wenquxing's shop.

Wen Quxing's shop is full of Heavenly Court jokes.

Each issue of Heavenly Court Jokes records ten jokes, priced at one hundred cents.

It is equivalent to a joke of ten cents.

A joke sold to 10,000 people is 100,000 cents, and a joke sold 10,000 is hundreds of millions of cents.

Ning Que made a rough calculation, and couldn't help but gasp, and said in his heart, Wen Quxing really has a brain!

"But can you make a joke alone that is funnier than the jokes made by thousands of jokers?"

Ning Que smiled treacherously, jokes don't need to be sent in red envelopes, nor do they need special stores, they are sent directly to the group, so that the immortals can watch and reward, it can't be cheaper than Wenquxing's!

Just thinking of it, Ning Que quickly collected a joke, then adapted it, and was about to send it to the Xianbao experience group, when suddenly he was stunned again.

"If this special thing is seen by Taibai Lao'er, will he kick his buddies out of the fairy treasure experience group?"

Realizing this, Ning Que broke out in a cold sweat and almost hit the muzzle of the gun.

If it doesn't work, just come to the door one by one.

Or just build your own joke group!

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