"Do I have to act in such uncomfortable armor?" I moved my hands and feet, trying to adapt to the simple and heavy set of armor on my body, and at the same time trying to make a final effort for my personal freedom, "This will hinder my movement and affect my combat effectiveness!" ”

It's too much trouble! This set of heavy armor made entirely of steel is conservatively estimated to be more than 200 kilograms, and it is impossible for a human to wear it in reality. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoIf you add myself and the weight, and that heavy Orihar steel axe, hehe-hey-no matter what kind of BMW horse, I'm sure to crush it as soon as I sit on it!

"Please bear with me, it's necessary to disguise your identity!" Of course, the person in charge of explaining is the useless Shinji brother, because Grandpa Dirty Yan is using magic to modify the armor on my body, while President Sakura and Kasuga are discussing the details of the armor.

Alas...... Even if I want to modify the armor, I'd rather ask the uncle monk and the sister of the military god who have really been in contact with ancient warfare and fought in armor more than once to give advice, whether it's Sakura or Kasuga, I don't think they can understand armor and this kind of knowledge......

However, the two military strategists are now studying cavalry warfare in full swing and ignore us.

Hey, Uncle Monk and King, Sister of the God of War, you are not only my servant, but also my ancestor, do you just watch your contractor and descendant being bullied?

Unfortunately, Sister Junshen is not a beautiful man who knows how to read minds, so even though I looked at her with eager anticipation, she was still immersed in a lively discussion.

My ancestor, although he was both wise and brave, and the art of war and tactics were unparalleled, and left a heroic name as the "Dragon of Echigo" in the Warring States Period, but in essence, he seemed to be just an intellectual who was obsessed with Buddhism and the art of war.

That's right, my servant Saber, whose real identity is Uesugi Kenshin, a famous general in Japan's Warring States Period, is my ancestor Uesugi Kazuya, Japan's Uesugi family, most of whom claim to be her descendants, even if she is actually unmarried for life.

Uesugi Kenshin, born on January 21, 1530, his real surname is Nagao, and his single name is a "tiger".

In 1548, she took over as the governor of the Nagao family as a woman, and since then she has been revered as the "god of war" by later generations.

Lone Kamira (meeting with the Emperor and the shogun), the siege of Odawara, the battle of Kawanakajima, the battle of the dragon and the tiger...... She has always adhered to a moral stance, fighting to stabilize the troubled times and maintain social order, even when she died of illness, she led the warriors under the banner of Bishamonten, defeated the invincible overlord Oda Nobunaga in the Tetori River, and defended the name of the god of war with irrefutable achievements.

On March 13, 1578, Kenshin Uesugi, the "Dragon of Echigo", died of illness.

The prestige of this ancestor, in fact, I don't need to introduce it much, not to mention Japan, even if it is other countries, as long as people like to play Japanese Warring States games, no one does not know her, and many people even love to call her "Sister of the God of War". However, although it has long been said that "Kenshin is actually a woman", there has been no reliable evidence in the historical circles - I just don't know what those guys who insist that "Uesugi Kenshin is a man" will think if they see the current beautiful girl samurai......

Although I knew that I was a descendant of the Uesugi family, Kenshin didn't say anything special. After all, I'm only a descendant of her for more than 400 years—and I'm not a blood relative, and for her, our relationship is no more than the equivalent of a samurai and lord in the Warring States period—maybe I can barely be considered a "family"...... (A group of people refers to the clansmen of the same clan, and generally speaking, only those who have the right to inherit can be counted as a group - sons-in-law are also counted.) ）

"Even though I'm a Saber, I don't really have a lot of confidence in swordsmanship—" she said when she introduced herself, "Others may not know that Kazuya, as a descendant of the Uesugi family, should know that I faced Shingen, a bastard with a sword and only a fan, but he couldn't cut off a single hair, right?" - If I had used a bow and arrow, I might have killed him at the time......"

"There's no way, my swordsmanship is the Northern Heaven Protector Bishamen Heavenly King Demon Suppression Sword Technique from Buddhism, which is really effective for dealing with demons and monsters, and can be used to deal with human beings - a little ......bit overwhelming" The beautiful girl swordsman who was respected as the "God of War" smiled bitterly and patted the sword with a somewhat strange shape, "I'm not so much a swordsman, I'm more like a mage, this one." The Seven Swords' are used in combat, but with a slight power of lightning, they can paralyze enemies who are not so good at resisting demons for a moment, but when used to cast spells, they can summon seven heavenly thunders, and the power is considerable. ”

"But there is one thing to note: the seven thunder rays of the seven knives cannot be used up at one time - even if you use six at a time, it is no problem to recover after a few hours of rest - if it is exhausted, it will take me to fast, bathe, meditate and pray for three days to regain its thunder and lightning power."

"I'm better at strategy and formation than martial arts. My special ability 'Car Suspension Array' can greatly increase the combat effectiveness of my companions, the effect of the attack is roughly the same, but the speed of action will be increased, and the most important thing is that when attacked, unless it is something very special, or a fatal hit, the damage will be shared by everyone, which is conducive to combat. ”

"In addition to the seven swords, I also have another treasure, which is one of the three Japanese artifacts, the Tiancong Cloud Sword, but unfortunately I am not the main owner of this sword, although I can borrow its power, but it will cause a great burden to myself."

After learning all of Saber's abilities, after some discussion, Sakura Makiri, who is good at calculating management, and Haruhi Suzumiya, who has a good IQ, drew up a set of stand-in tactics.

Haruhi Suzumiya, who claims to be a "god", can't directly kill the enemy, but she can provide us with a limited amount of information, according to her information, there will be at least two sets of Heroic Spirits in this Holy Grail War, and if there are no accidents, the Einzberen family will summon a whole set of seven Heroic Spirits, and at least one full set of seven Heroic Spirits will appear - of course, there may be more.

There are so many Heroic Spirits, we can't help but think of a special way, so we are desperate to think about it, and Saber and I will swap identities, and I will pretend to be the Heroic Spirit, and she will pretend to be a magician secretly hired by the Heroic Spirits......

I don't have a problem with this plan, but which Heroic Spirit do you want to impersonate? But it's a real headache.

The Heroic Spirit I want to impersonate must be tall, powerful, and strong in martial arts, and given my personality and fighting style, this Heroic Spirit must be brave and straightforward, and will not use too fancy weapons - in fact, there are actually two weapons I can use: the Orihar Steel Battle Ax given to me by Lyra's seniors and the Shape-Changing Greatsword given to me by Galadia - the most important thing is that this Heroic Spirit must not have appeared, otherwise it will be easy to show off!

After some deliberation, the two military advisors finally selected a heroic spirit with a lot of characteristics: Dian Wei, a fierce general in the Three Kingdoms era.

Dian Wei, a famous warrior who lived in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, was born in Chenliu, good at using heavy weapons, and a pair of halberds weighed eighty pounds! Brave and unparalleled, he was compared to the famous warrior Evil Lai under the King of Shang, so he had the title of "Evil Come". This warrior was Cao Cao's guard, and when Cao Cao was surrendered to Zhang Xiu, he carried a big axe to deter the general, and his courage was amazing. Later, Cao Cao was raided by Zhang Xiu, and after Dian Wei broke off with a few personal guards, his weapon broke, so he grabbed the enemy as a weapon, and blocked Zhang Xiu's army alone, and finally died of serious injuries.

"There are three reasons why you are asked to pretend to be Dian Wei: first, your figure and strength are very similar to the legendary Dian Wei - this one is actually not important, because there are many big men in the Heroic Spirit; Second, you can speak fluent Chinese, and when the Heroic Spirits are summoned, they will learn the local language, this is Japan, unless the Heroic Spirits are born in China, it is impossible to understand Chinese, and this can mislead the enemy - you only need to occasionally say keywords such as 'lord' and 'evil', which is enough for the enemy to determine your identity. Third, Dian Wei's rank is the lowest 'berserker' among the Heroic Spirits, which can reduce the enemy's vigilance against you. "It's still Shinji who is in charge of the commentary, and my opinion has been completely ignored by the two women......

Well, I admit that you have a point, but why should I wear such troublesome armor?

"Because you know that you are a modern person at a glance, you have to cover it with armor. And isn't it strange that the armor only covers the face and not the body? ”

"If you had known, I wouldn't pretend to be such a troublesome character......"

"Actually, that's fine, because Uesugi-kun can only pretend to be a heroic spirit wearing armor, and Chinese armor is at least much simpler than Japanese armor - only a set of shirts and a suit of armor, and Japanese armor has several layers."

I have to admit that Shinji is very good at comforting others.

But after he finished speaking, he turned around and left, which made me despise him very much!

It's really boring to stand motionless, letting the dirty inkstone old man modify the armor according to my physique!

"Is it boring?" Kasuga seemed to have finished the discussion, and walked up to me with his hands behind his back and a grin, "You're still like this, and you're impatient with most things." ”

"You know me well?" I asked knowingly.

"Of course, we've known each other for twenty-two years, and we've been married for sixteen years, I don't know you, who knows you?" Haruhi's big eyes smiled into two crescents, "I even studied whether you like to roll left or right when you sleep at night." ”

"Uh...... "I really don't know what to say......

"I guess you must have a lot of questions, right?"

I really didn't have anything to say - she snatched all the lines away.

"First of all, I'm a Heroic Spirit from the future—or a god, it doesn't matter anyway. I'm kind of a 'god' about the world – don't ask me what I mean, I won't explain, you'll know in the future. I have a lot of great abilities, but because I'm borrowing the identity of a Heroic Spirit, they're limited - but don't worry about me, I can protect myself. ”

These brainless words made me understand a little bit - although it just developed from "knowing nothing" to "knowing a little".

"I want to know what happened to the card you took out at that time." For some reason, it occurred to me this seemingly pointless question.

Kasuga was stunned for a moment, and then smiled with relief: "You're always like this, your intuition is terrifyingly sharp......"

"The first seven cards, I didn't do anything, they represent the seven heroic spirits who have the deepest bond with you, including your future self, and the woman who made me helpless." Kasuga sighed and continued, "There aren't many people in this world who can make me helpless, but she is one of them. And, apart from her, almost all of the other cards were my rivals - I certainly couldn't let you summon them, so I grabbed them back and modified them. ”

"The second time you drew the card, the seven cards had been replaced by seven heroic spirits who were also related to you, but not so deep - don't ask me why I can do this, I said, I am a god."

Actually, there is nothing impossible...... I remember many years ago, when I was younger, I read a comic called "My Goddess", in which the heroine Bel Dandy was a god. In terms of character and talent, I don't think I'll be worse than the actor Mori Liying, so why can't I marry a goddess as my wife?

But...... I care more about what she said before!

There are seven cards in total, and six in addition to myself.

If these six, as well as the spring day, are all women who have an ambiguous relationship with me, then I will be a little too charming in the future! There are actually seven wives and lovers combined?!

"Seven?" When I asked this question, Haruhi's face immediately turned cloudy, as if it had been sunny a few minutes ago, but after a cold gust of wind it suddenly rained heavily on a summer afternoon, she stared at me with very unfriendly eyes, and said viciously, word by word, "Ho! Stop! Seven! Piece! ”

"You hopeless super pervert! From one and a half years old to three thousand years old, it's all within your garrison! It doesn't matter if the other party is a human or something else, whether it's an alien, an alien creature, or a robot, as long as it's beautiful, you won't let it go! ”

"If you have a good life tomorrow, you just like to go out on adventures, and after every adventure, most of them will bring a woman of unknown origin home......"

"You self-propelled seeder! There's nothing in your head but *, and you're completely going to think with your fists and the bottom half! ”

"Arab nationality! You have become an Arab citizen only because their law does not limit the number of wives for men! ”

"Well," I couldn't help myself, and for a moment to defend my future self, "Arab law only allows four wives, right?" ”

"No quibbles!"

For the next period of time, I can only honestly bow my head and admit my mistakes, and bear the wrath of spring for my unknown future self.

It seems that my future harem career will be full of disasters and difficulties......

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I said, harem.

Now it's officially announced, the harem decides!

The other routes are officially abandoned, and the future protagonist will firmly follow the harem route until the great dream of "waving the stick to the world and saving the world with love" is realized!

As for when, exactly? Maybe it's after Yoshihiro Tomigashi finishes "Hunter......

Finally, I would like to thank the "Book of False Gods" classmate for helping me correct my typos, and you can see that this not very bad article was compiled by him from the original manuscript full of errors......