Qi Bo squatted at the crowded intersection, a cigarette in his mouth, his appearance was between the posture of a toad and a stray dog, and his eyes were aimlessly looking at the well-dressed passers-by in front of him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Every time he loses his job, he likes to squat in this familiar place to meditate and plan his future life path.

Recalling the call given to him by Manager Wang of the regional sales a few hours ago, if it had been before, he would have not dared to squeak when he received the call, but this time before he could speak, this young and fat manager came up and roared, "Qi Bo, if it weren't for your cousin's sake, people like you would have been driven away a long time ago, so on!" Anyway, now that the three-month probationary period has arrived, you hurry up and make your own resignation report and leave immediately! By the way, I would like to advise people like you that sales are not suitable for you, and find another way to survive as soon as possible! And your basic salary has been hit on your card, but given your performance in the past three months, only half of the basic salary of two thousand this month will be paid to you, goodbye! ”

After saying that, the fat man hung up the phone, leaving only a blind beep and a completely incapable Qibo.

……

Extinguishing the cigarette butt that was about to burn on the ground, Qi Bo stood up from the intersection angrily, "Hmph, if you don't do sales, you won't do it, do you want to work in your hands?" A young fat bastard! ”

Take out your mobile phone from your trouser pocket and log in to the Agricultural Bank of Pocket to check the specific balance on the card, "1000.96." ”

Sure enough, as the fat man said, only half of his basic salary for this month was paid to him.

"Damn bastard......"

After cursing this sentence, Qi Bo also lost the mood to continue scolding, and at the same time comforted himself: "Alas, at least 1,000 wages were paid to you, didn't it?" ”

Qi Bo, who lamented his bad luck at the intersection, suddenly found that the passers-by who were in a hurry had stopped and stared at him in unison.

"Didn't I close the door to my crotch?" Thinking of this possibility, Qi Bo immediately lowered his head to observe his lower body.

Eh, the zipper is already closed? Could it be that this group of people finally found themselves too handsome, so they unconsciously stopped their steps?

It doesn't seem right, I shouldn't have such a big charm, otherwise I would have fallen into such a place! After all, this is an era of looking at faces, and it is obvious that Qi Bo's appearance is barely on the verge of passing, and this is still considering the result of his extra points for himself......

Zibo didn't open the hen screen to be amorous, and turned his head behind him with the group's straight gaze.

It was this turn of his head that Qi Bo felt that his three views were suddenly comminuted and fractured, and a pair of kryptonite dog eyes with 300 degrees of myopia were almost blind.

Although it is common to see people begging at crowded intersections, the old man with the pose behind him is definitely eye-catching.

The old man had a hairstyle like a Beatles member in the '60s, except that the hair was a little less youthful and uninhibited, and more greasy in life.

A robe with a dark belly that can be seen is a fight with Mr. Lu Xun's Kong Yi, and the most important thing is that he also put a pair of bright red women's underwear on the outside of the caftan that he didn't know where to find it.

This modern and avant-garde look, coupled with a bunch of gray beards on the chin, is quite a bit of a trend-setting style in the fashion industry.

Alas, it can only be said that his current downfall is lost to the prejudice of this backward era!

Everyone's eyes seemed to be focused, staring at him deadly, and Qi Bo was stunned for a while, completely forgetting to leave.

But the old beggar didn't care about the eyes of those worldly people at all, and stood in front of Qi Bo, like a great man who struck demons and guarded the way, and the fairy bones were proud.

However, the broken bowl he held in his right hand seriously insulted his noble image.

Seeing that the flow of people is getting more and more, of course, the number of people who stop is gradually increasing, the old beggar coughed lightly, and then said in a serious voice to the crowd that stopped around: "My surname is Wang, you can call me the old king of the family next door, contemptible people have been seeking the Tao for more than 500 years, but the fairy road has been broken, even the emperor can not enter the fairy realm, I also feel that the future is bleak as a member of the Tao, please do well, reward me with some money to go home!" If time passes, when I enter the fairy realm, I will definitely bless you! ”

“……”

Although he had already guessed the old guy's intentions, this unique self-introduction still made passers-by laugh.

Qi Bo smiled, and was about to turn around and leave here, he didn't want to be the mascot of this old man, and now that he was so close to the old man, he was embarrassed, and he didn't know how this old guy endured these mocking glances.

Probably because this old man's face has broken through the barriers of the dimension and has been sublimated to a level that they can't look up to.

After everyone laughed, they left one after another, because it's okay to watch the play, but it's not okay to pay for it!

Just as Qi Bo wanted to follow the pace of the large army and turn to leave this place, he suddenly heard the old man's deep voice behind him.

"This little brother, don't be in a hurry to leave, I see that you have strange bones, talent, and a ruddy complexion......"

Qi Bo stopped, turned to look at the old man and sighed softly, groped out 10 yuan from his trouser pocket, quickly stuffed it into the old man's broken bowl, and said, "Okay, uncle!" I know you want to say that I must be a wizard of martial arts, and it just so happens that you have another copy of the Divine Palm in your hand, and you want to sell this secret book to me cheaply, right? ”

The old man was shocked, took a deep breath, and said, "Well, that's not the case, what I want to say is that you will have a bloody disaster today!" ”

“……”

So you're talking all the nonsense just to say this?

Qi Bo's silence at this time looked in the eyes of the old man, and he mistakenly thought that this young man was frightened by himself, and immediately comforted him "kindly": "Of course, this is not a certain death, if you can add ten more yuan, I will give you ......"

"Give me a chapter of the Evil Fortune Rune?" Qi Bo sneered, this old man was simply too greedy, and he regretted giving his lunch money to this old neurotic.

"Breast augmentation?" The old man glanced at Zibo's shriveled chest and replied with some curtle, "I'm sorry, I can't help you change from A cup to D cup...... And why do you want such big boobs for a young man...... And what I'm going to give you isn't a talisman, it's a ......."

Qi Bo almost fainted when he heard this, this old man's ears are too good, can he hear ambiguity?

Just as he was about to turn around and stride away from the old psychopath, who knew that the old man's withered hands grabbed Zibo's arm and looked around mysteriously before pulling out a ...... from under his crotch A black stick about 20 centimeters long.

"Eh, don't go! Since you and I met by fate, I originally wanted to sell you for 20 yuan, but who called me too kind-hearted? For the sake of the ten pieces of incense money you give me, this treasure will be given to you! You just told me that if you don't take this thing, you'll be dead on the streets in less than five minutes! ”

After that, the old man wanted to forcibly stuff this thing to Qi Bo, but how dare Qi Bo ask for this thing taken out of his crotch, what if he got pregnant when he touched it?

After several pushes, the old man finally forced it into Zibo's trouser pocket.

Qi Bo had no choice but to put away the black stick for the time being. I secretly thought, when I get out of here, I must throw this thing away!

But at this moment, a large hole in the chest of the old man standing in front of him suddenly appeared, and the gushing red blood suddenly sprinkled all over Qi Bo's face.

Seeing the old man slumped limply on the ground, Qi Bo was stunned and motionless, because the sudden change had scared him stupid.

At this time, there was only one thought in his head, "Old man, when you were helping others tell fortunes, did you make a divination for yourself?" ”