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It's a little shabby, but it's too big!

"Why do you know Shirou's home so well?" Sakura stopped Ayaka Sajo and unhappily raised the question that had been pressing in her heart.

Indeed, her performance is really weird! She grabbed the key from under the mat on the foot of the door before Sakura did, and without looking, she found the lock and opened the locked door. After entering the door, she knew the buildings and equipment of the house well, as if she had lived here for a long time.

A woman of unknown origin, so familiar with her husband's home - even though Ayaka Satiao is not a beauty, Sakura, who is the wife of Emiya Shirou, is still very dissatisfied with this.

The glasses woman looked at us with a little distress, then at the contractor with the same suspicious face, and sighed.

"Well, I think it's time to tell you......" She conjured a pair of scissors out of nowhere, and without mercy she struck at the girl's life-like hair, shaved herself into a very masculine, messy short hair.

Then, she plucked her eyes off and smiled brightly.

"Rin, Sakura, in that case, will you recognize me?" The voice that came out of the girl's mouth was a gentle and loyal male voice.

Could it be ...... Is this guy actually a pervert?

Rin Tosaka, Sakura Makiri, and Shinji Maki showed sluggish expressions at the same time, and even the old man who had not changed his color when Taishan collapsed in front of him, his eyes widened in surprise.

"Sakura, did you bring a friend?" A voice identical to Ayaka Sajo came from behind.

Turning around, at the door of the living room leading to the inner courtyard, a young man appeared completely stunned.

Same physiognomy.

I thought, I know what's going on......

A few minutes later, Mr. and Mrs. Emiya and another couple who didn't know what to count were sat at the table and looked at each other.

"Let's re-introduce myself." Ayaka Satiao has returned to her original appearance, not only have she put on her glasses, but even her hair has grown back, but the wry smile on her face has become more and more obvious, "My name is Ayaka Satiao, and I am a heroic spirit." ”

"Nonsense! Getting to the point! Rin stared at her viciously, and I could understand her anger - she was originally a heroic spirit of her own servant, but somehow became her brother-in-law, and she and this sister were still enemies, and anyone in this situation would inevitably be angry.

"As Heroic Spirits, they are beings that are independent of time and space. And the world is infinite, infinitely parallel, although there are subtle changes, but the individual characters in the infinite parallel world are all reflections of heroic spirits. ”

"I'm Ayaka Sajo, but in the endless world, more often than not, I'm Emiya Shirou."

"In this world, the Holy Grail War is going on, but for me, I have already experienced countless Holy Grail Wars - the life of countless Emiya Shirou, the life of countless Sand Stripe Ayaka......"

"So I know you better than you know yourself."

No wonder...... When I started with her just now, I felt that she knew everything I was doing, and before I even had time to show the trick, her fist was already waiting there, as if I had come up to fight myself-I had met a genius smiling girl again, and it turned out that in her memory, she had already fought with me countless times...... Of course I can't win against her......

"In those worlds I've experienced, for the most part, I've had a pretty bad time......" Sajo Ayaka sighed, picked up the teacup, and looked at the floating tea leaves, not knowing what she was thinking, "Because I'm an idiot enough, I've killed my wife more than 3,000 times; I didn't use it, and I was still a virgin for a lifetime, and I was still a virgin more than a thousand times; There are more than 4,000 times when you don't save people and you die inexplicably......" Her tone grew deeper and darker, "but the most common way to die is in the Holy Grail War, killed by Rin, killed by Sakura, killed by Illya, killed by Saber, killed by Rider, killed by Berserker...... I've lost count of how many times I've died......"

Belch...... Where is this life, it's just a large coffee table full of cups......

Miss Ayaka Sajo, please let me call you "the glasses lady who is strong in the face of life's tragedy"!

"Puff ......" came Haruhi chuckling behind him.

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For some time afterward, Miss Ayaka Sajo, the future "Isotope of Emiya Shiro", told a lot about the future she knew, including her marital status......

I'll admit that it was the topic we were most interested in, and even the Living Buddha, who didn't seem to eat the fireworks of the world and only knew how to meditate, was listening.

Sadly, the stingy Future Heroic Spirit kicked us all out and used barrier magic in the room.

"Brother Living Buddha, is there a way to eavesdrop?"

"Don't even think about it!" From the other side of the door came the angry rebuke of the future heroic spirit, "I know all your abilities, don't daydream!" ”

…………

"Forget it, let's disperse." Grandpa Dirty Yan duly took on the role of leader, and with a steady momentum ordered us back to rest and prepare for the next battle—but he asked me to stay.

"I said, old man, why did you let me stay alone? Is there a need for guards? ”

Dirty Yan sat calmly on the tatami, holding a teacup, looking like an old god was there, but he didn't say a word.

It wasn't until I got a little impatient that he said slowly, "Kazuya, have you forgotten anything?" ”

Yes? Forgot something?

After a few minutes of thinking, I finally confirmed that it was more practical to ask the old man directly.

"It seems that for the time being, we don't have to fight to the death with the Tosaka family, but from the attitude of Kotosaka, in order to seize the Holy Grail, it is inevitable to fight in the end. Yan Feng has not been eliminated yet, and the situation of the Einzberen family is still unknown......" Dirty Yan said unhurriedly, "So, we need Saber's combat power." ”

"But...... She was slashed by the obedient sword, and she was no longer able to obtain magic power through the spell...... "Although Tsuruhime has woken up, she is still a little weak, and she still needs help to walk, how can she participate in the battle?"

"This is not a problem, there have been more than two hundred Holy Grail Wars around the world, and the lack of heroic magic often occurs, and in order to cope with this situation, there have been several sets of solutions for a long time."

Yes? How many schemes?

I could only be speechless - what I thought was an unsolvable problem turned out to be not a problem at all......

"The easiest way is to devour the soul and life of a human being, because magic is originally extracted from the soul and life force." Dirty Yan seemed to be unconcerned, and said the terrible line, "With Saber's current situation, it is impossible to launch the Tiancong Cloud Sword, but as long as you eat about fifty people, the basic combat power should still be able to be guaranteed - we need her car to hang over." ”

"No way!" I roared out of gaffe.

Cannibalism? Cannibalism!

What's the difference between that and the Red World Demon Kings?

What's the difference between that and the demons and the Awakened!

"Absolutely not!" Seeing the calm eyes of the dirty inkstone, I regained my composure a little, "Not only do I not allow it, but Tsuruhime was a hero who adhered to righteousness during her lifetime, and it is absolutely impossible for her to approve of such an approach!" ”

The dirty inkstone nodded slightly, which was regarded as acknowledging my opinion.

"I don't think this will work, so there's another way-"

"If there's another way, you should have said it earlier!"

"The second plan is to absorb the essence of the leylines. This requires capturing a node of the leyline. At the price, the inhabitants of the area will lose their physique and the land will be barren......"

"Dirty inkstone, can't you say something less damaging to others?" I smiled a little weakly and bitterly, "Are the methods that the magicians have developed all this kind of hurtful nature?" ”

Dirty Yan was silent for a moment, and still said in that unhurried tone: "If the premise of 'not harming others' is limited, there is only one way left. ”

"What's the solution?"

Dirty Yan ignored my question, and said to herself: "Fortunately, you are a man, and she is a woman...... If she's a man, I'm afraid you might not be able to do it......"

"What the hell is the solution?" I'm going mad with this old man who likes to hang people's appetite!

"Go hug her." Dirty inkstone said briefly.

What? Embrace?

After a few seconds of pause, I realized what he meant by "hugging" --

"Hey! You don't have to joke, okay! "I'm really angry! What is this 500-year-old grandfather thinking? Is now the time to do something like this? - No! Why should I violate Tsuruhime for no reason? What kind of way is this!

"The body fluids of a magician are the crystallization of magic, and 'sex' is the most convenient way to replenish magic."

"Don't say things like that casually!" I couldn't care about respecting the old man anymore, so I lifted the short old man up, held it up in front of me, and stared viciously at the almost old face, "You...... What do you think of 'love'? Don't you have a little sense of discipline? ”

"Love? Moral? Magicians never think about that kind of boring thing. Dirty Yan didn't care about the danger of being lifted in the air by me and could be thrown out at any moment, and still said nonchalantly, "For magicians, 'sex' is just a very common tool - and the same is true for Heroic Spirits. ”

"Don't decide anything for your servant, ask her yourself. I'm sure she won't say no. ”

"But ......"

"What do you have to complain about?" Dirty Yan still looked at me casually, "At least, she's beautiful." ”

Half an hour later, I sat in front of the room where Tsuruhime was resting, engaged in a fierce battle of thoughts.

"Are you going to go on a night raid?" The elusive spring day suddenly appeared in front of me and startled me.

"Ha, you've been sitting here in a daze for a long time, and I didn't respond when I greeted you." Kasuga said with some dissatisfaction, "It turned out to be a sudden scream again...... I was just shocked by you! ”

"Don't do bad things for people, and don't be shocked when you knock on the door in the middle of the night...... What the hell are you thinking? ”

Worst! Absolutely can't think of those things! Kasuga, this guy has a mind reader!

But the mind is uncontrollable, and the more I emphasize "don't think about it", the more I think of things like "pushing dao", "replenishing demons", and "exchanging body fluids......

Haruhi's face slowly became ugly.

"Spring ......"

"That's right...... It's the best way to replenish the magic of the servants who can't receive the magic through the spell, and it won't hurt anyone, and it's very pleasant for each other......" Kasuga stood up

, dusting off the dust that wasn't there on his clothes, walked towards the lounge, "I'll go watch TV for a while, and have fun." ”

"That...... As long as the body fluids are fine, the blood ......"

"No! Vampire is not a no! Kasuga stopped, but didn't look back, "That's the only way to do it." ”

"But ......"

"Nothing good!" Haruhi interrupted me, "It's just, I want you to remember something. ”

"Before being a Heroic Spirit, Tsuruhime was first and foremost a woman, and if you hugged her with the attitude of 'just to replenish combat power', it would be the act of scum!"

The behavior of scum...... Is it?

I sat in front of Tsuruhime's room, thinking about my actions.

There was no doubt that I would love to hug her.

But, as Kasuga says, if such a thing is done only out of the "need to fight", then mine is indeed a scumbag, and there is no reason to explain it - life is precious, but it is definitely not so precious that it is worth trampling on one's own principles for the sake of it!

If I, as the dirty inkstone says, use "sex" as a tool, as a convenient way to replenish the magic power, as something completely unworth caring, then what am I? Humanoid charger, or comes with its own power generation system?

I'm not a charger, and Tsuruhime she's not a battery.

And I'm still struggling with another question: she is my ancestor!

Although it is said that Uesugi Kenshin never married, he did not leave any biological heirs; Although I am the "Uesugi", God knows if it is a direct line of the Uesugi family, or a foreign family that later changed his surname? Although according to the law, blood relatives are only counted as three generations......

However, I have always admired this ancestor who insisted on righteousness in troubled times, and I have always hoped that I could become a hero like him!

Now that "he" has become "she", I actually want to push the dao?

No matter how much I convince myself, I always feel awkward......

There is only one sentence in the words of the evil old man who is very correct.

Tsuruhime is indeed a beautiful woman!

A man who has the opportunity to push her and resolutely refuses to do it is either physically or psychologically - and I am a healthy young man.

After thinking about it, I can only find this reason, and sure enough, men are animals who think with the lower half of Shen......

I'm such a beast!

A few minutes later, the living room.

"Hi, Haruhi." I greeted her casually.

Kasuga looked at me with a little surprise, her gaze sweeping around in a certain spot unscrupulously.

"I remember you were like a stallion, you could get your hair anywhere and anytime, and you always had to do it for at least an hour at a time - you had a time when you had impotence...... Or is it - it's over? Premature ejaculation? ”

I was speechless by this lethal line, and choked back even the predetermined explanation--I had planned to explain to her the topic of "love" and emphasize my strong character and high morals......

In fact, I just suddenly figured out one thing: from the beginning, I didn't plan to hug Tsuruhime in order to replenish my combat effectiveness, and since this is the case, then the "critical situation" and the like said by the dirty inkstone have no meaning at all. But I don't know why, I was so confused that I was thinking about "how to find a reason to push the dao" - obviously, I was almost hypnotized by this 500-year-old man!

And this explanation, before he could say it, was gorgeously denied by Kasuga.

Forget it, let's wash and sleep......

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Due to the suggestion of the netizen "or hidden in the abyss", I revised the plot and gave up the plan to push the dao now.

So, readers who have grievances, go and curse him, you can tie the straw or draw circles......