With the wake-up bell of "Cuckoo Waltz", Li Shanhe got up from the bed with a yawn, so dangerous, he insisted on getting up early for several months, and almost broke his vow. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The mattress is much more comfortable to sleep on than the tatami mat," he muttered, "so it can be seen that I didn't lie in bed in my previous life, it was all the fault of the mattress." ”

The music on his phone is still ongoing, and he uses a selection of classical music to form a playlist, which not only wakes up his confused body, but also determines how much time he has spent based on the songs he plays.

By the halfway point of "Carmen (Overture)," he had already taken off his pajamas and was standing in the newly bought bathtub.

Squeezing a little toothpaste onto his toothbrush, he unscrewed the faucet of the water heater as he brushed his teeth.

With the sound of the water, he hummed along to the music while rinsing the sweat off his body.

After experiencing "Dedicated to Alice", "Turkish March", "Dance of the Four Little Swans", it was not until "Destiny" sounded that he came out of the bathroom with his hair wiped and was ready to start the day with a fresh body.

Clang, clang, and suddenly there was a slamming sound outside.

Li Shanhe frowned, it was not a good thing to be knocked on the door like this every morning.

He snapped his fingers, Cortana received the command, and the music died down.

He walked over and opened the door, and outside the door was Maiko Saotome, his editor-sama.

As soon as they met, she complained: "Teacher, why are you worried about a phone call!" The editorial office has been looking for you for a long time yesterday! ”

“…… Just to prevent you from coming to me so early in the morning. ”

"The teacher is really lazy! Luckily I had an ann phone in my room. I'm here to ask you, did you read yesterday's news? ”

"I didn't see it. Anyway, why are you wearing pajamas? Aren't you supposed to live in the same dorm as Hanako? Li Shanhe pointed to the plaid pajamas on her body, on which there seemed to be a few crayon Xiaoxin drawn by hand.

Suddenly, a thought popped into his mind: "Wait, you shouldn't have formed a house nearby, right?" ”

"When is it, this kind of trivial matter doesn't matter at all! We now have something more important to discuss! Wuzi crossed his hands on his hips and reprimanded, then knocked Li Shanhe away with his shoulders, squeezed into the room in small steps, and turned on the TV, "Teacher, look, this is yesterday's show." ”

Li Shanhe basically never watched TV, and it took a long time to recall the name of the show from the 17-inch TV: "Buzzword Awards? What is it? ”

"Every year, Fuji TV selects the 10 most representative words of the year, reflecting the trend of the year. When a potential word is collected, a program will be held to accelerate the popularity of the word. ”

Seeing Wuzi's serious expression, Li Shanhe knew that this show might have another mystery.

Sure enough, the host on TV put out a drawing board, "So, the buzzwords we've collected this time are—"

Now, the host lifted the tape on the drawing board, "The panties are indeed!" （パンモロ）”

"Panties really? What is it? Li Shanhe was confused.

"Teacher, if you mention celebrity panties, who is your first reaction?"

"Yes...... Uh, almost fell into your trap. I didn't expect anything! Don't associate me with you perverts! ”

Maiko nodded and said, "That's right, it's Monroe, it's a classic shot of her covering her skirt." ”

“……”

Maiko pointed to the drawing board on the TV show: "After Monroe became popular in Japan, the popular word of that year was 'panties gone' (パンチラ)." So the panties are indeed in the opposite state of the panties gone! I really lifted the skirt and saw the meaning of the panties! ”

“…… I said that you can make up so many words with one panties, don't you think it's a bit of a fuss? ”

Maiko said anxiously, "Teacher, you still don't understand how serious the matter is!" This word appears in "Shameless School"! Look, the TV is explaining! ”

On TV, the showrunner explains the ins and outs of the term, holding a magazine:

The term comes from an issue of the recent hit manga "Shonen Herewego!"! We were surprised to hear from our readers, but it's a fitting word! I couldn't close my smile when I looked at "Shameless School".,The lascivious teacher in it actually took the initiative to lift the female student's underwear and slowly appreciate it.,So there's a saying'The panties are indeed seen'.。 The selection of this word is well deserved! ”

The two hosts of the show complained to each other to enliven the atmosphere, while Maiko clenched her fists angrily: "Damn! This kind of trick came up with it! The enemy is just too strong! ”

“…… Are you serious? Why do I think it won't catch on at all? ”

Wuzi took two steps back, as if he couldn't believe that Li Shanhe was so sluggish. She said, "Teacher, why can't you understand it! My relative's little nephew has learned to lift the skirt of a female classmate while shouting, 'Panties are there'! You can see how popular the word is. Even though it's an enemy, it's terrifying! The propaganda offensive of popular words is simply the ultimate of evil! ”

I think you should educate your little nephew! is so lustful at a young age, it really makes people worry about his future.

Li Shanhe yawned: "It's boring." Let's go, I'll go to practice singing in a while. ”

Maiko said angrily: "Teacher! The enemy is already in full swing, aren't you going to do something? Starting next week, "Young Black Feeding the Dog" will definitely be far ahead in sales! ”

"Is it just this childish panty that makes up words?" Li Shanhe said disdainfully, "I don't think so." ”

Maiko was dragged out by the collar, and the large iron door slammed shut behind her.

"Ah, it's really not even a teacher!" Maiko put her hands in her hair and scratched wildly, "No, this is not good, I am a person who aspires to be a comic editor who will go down in history, and all the teachers are undecided, and what face does he have to call himself an ace editor!" ”

She calmed down, "Now, it's time to test my ability to urge drafts." Maiko Saotome, you can definitely squeeze the manuscript out of the teacher's body! ”

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It's ridiculous that such a boring word can become popular.

After watching the "Popular Words Award" program on TV, Li Shanhe once again confirmed that this show was not deliberately funny, but really a social trend.

People are too bored nowadays! Looking at a panty can make the whole society together, if I accidentally print a few small books, it won't be heaven!

As long as you are willing to abandon the festival, 100 million yen is probably idle!

"Sit in hell and look up to heaven...... No, no, I have a tiger in my heart, sniffing the roses. ”

How can we do such a thing as drawing a small book! I'm the one who wants to challenge Osamu Tezuka's godhead!

Thinking of this, he went to the door to look at the cat's eye, then took out the key, went into his secret workshop, and put away some of the drawings scattered on the ground

The sketches are different in style, but one thing is the same, and that is very, very unpresentable......

All are women who cannot be described!

"It's not me that's wrong, it's the world...... Not what I wanted to draw! It was the filthy forces of the world that forced me to do this! ”

If you are a young person who wants to learn to draw, no matter whether your qualifications are good or bad, whether your painting skills are progressing fast or slow, there is one thing you must have done.

That is, painting, fruit, body.

When the heroine of the story sings and cries under your pen, suddenly one day you will realize that she is alive, alive under your pen, she has her own thoughts and will act according to her own will.

You, on the other hand, have changed from the creator to the god of the world, and you have found that you can do whatever you want to her, and no one will blame you, and there will be no worldly pressure to persecute you.

It's like a big beauty with a thousand charms, lying there at your mercy......

How many people can resist this temptation?

Every time, when Li Shanhe was drawing comics, there was a surging force surging out of his heart from time to time, and he unconsciously put the plot to the point that it was inappropriate for children several times:

The queen sister in "The Legend of the Galactic Heroes" has been defeated and captured one hundred and eight times, Mi Haisha in "The Fantasy Journey of the Night God Moon" has moaned 1,980 times in the darkness in the basement, and even Meiya and Yoshinaga in "Crayon Xiaoxin" have been sold thousands of times because of bankruptcy, after all, they are fast to draw and can be used as fast food......

It's all things that ruin childhood!

As much power accumulates, it will gradually give you magical powers. It can even be said that as long as the woman in the comic doesn't wear clothes, there is no need to copy the original, Li Shanhe can draw quickly and well!

No wonder the little books of later generations are so rampant! It's all the world's fault! You've been favored by the dirty forces of the world!

So he wants to seal these things, which are black holes that must not be known to the readers of this era!

Whenever this kind of story appeared, when it was time for the sage, he would comfort himself like this: "It's not my fault, it's the curse of the profession of cartoonist!" ”

There is a tiger in the heart, sniffing the rose. It is used to describe the author's creative mentality, which could not be more appropriate, and people who cannot surrender to the dirty force from another world are not qualified to become cartoonists!

He solemnly placed the sketch in a file bag, locked it in the bottom of the safe, and stored the key close to him.

Let the darkness last forever, and I will protect the purity of the children from being polluted!

"Hmm...... Isn't it a little too hard to bully Maiko lately? Although Maiko has no breasts and no ass, her face is good...... Looking at her pleading little eyes, I almost released the tiger in my chest. Use her as a side dish in the next comic? ”

Li Shanhe locked the workshop, and his brain began to turn to unreliable places again. He shook his head violently: "Be sober!" Fortunately, I didn't promise her, I don't want to be said to be the founder of Gongkou Comics! It's a shame! (To be continued.) )