Chapter 199: I Am a Lit Match II
"Director Zhang, I think did you change Mr. Ma Ji's program to "Qingyun Mineral Water"? His previous stand-up comedy "Cosmic Brand Cigarettes" is a classic. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lu Hao said while taking out the script of the cross talk of "Qingyun Mineral Water" and handing it to Director Zhang.
The script was changed according to the script of "Universe Brand Cigarettes", but a lot of popular words from later generations were added, and this time the cross talk was not a stand-up but a performance by two people.
Director Zhang laughed while reading the script, "I think it's okay, it's much better than "Old and Young Music" cooperated by Mr. Ma and Liu Wei, so I won't reply to you now, and I'll give you a notice when I go back to study it." ”
The ingredient of this push is relatively high, Lu Hao pursed his lips and smiled and said, "Then I'm not in a hurry, I'll wait for you to give me an answer and then I'll record the show." ”
Director Zhang was anxious when he heard this, "Lu Hao, don't cheat me, you have to wait for the New Year!" ”
Lu Hao clicked on the script and didn't speak, Director Zhang is definitely a smart person, knowing that he can't push it off, he hurriedly called Teacher Yan Su, Teacher Yan Su is the leader of the Spring Festival Gala Review Committee, and this matter must be passed by him.
Director Zhang took the phone and read the script to Teacher Yan Su, but I didn't expect Teacher Yan Su to laugh a few times on the phone, "Director Zhang, I think it's good, don't many people say that our Spring Festival Gala is stereotyped, I think who would dare to say it this year, with Lu Hao's two programs and "Qingyun Mineral Water", which has so many trendy words, it is guaranteed to be brilliant." ”
After Director Zhang finished talking to Mr. Yan Su on the phone, he talked to the leaders of the station, and of course there was no reason for the station to refuse the request of the big money owner, not to mention that the effect of the program was very good.
Lu Hao and Director Zhang agreed to record the program tomorrow morning, and Lu Hao appeared in the recording hall on time the next morning.
Lu Hao has a strong sense of stage, the recording will be completed in less than two hours, and Lu Hao doesn't need to come forward for the rest, there will be a Spring Festival Gala program team in the later stage, just wait for the Spring Festival Gala to be broadcast on the night.
Lu Hao returned backstage after recording, but he didn't expect to see Ma Ji and Liu Wei, they didn't know Lu Hao but Lu Hao knew them, and Lu Hao shouted cordially from a distance, "Teacher Ma Ji is good, Liu Wei is good!" ”
"Hey, you young man is not authentic, let Teacher Ma call the teacher, and I will call him by name when he arrives!" Liu Wei said jokingly.
"Don't you call Mr. Ma yourself?" Lu Hao asked with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to introduce himself, "Hello Mr. Ma and Brother Liu, my name is Lu Hao!"
"You are Lu Hao, the young man looks so spirited!" Ma Ji said with a smile on his face.
"Well, the young man is very handsome, I guess he is a fancy intestine." Liu Wei said in a word.
Lu Hao said secretly, damn! In the future, don't talk about cross talk and go to fortune telling, you will definitely be able to become a god with your ability.
"Don't go, young man, you let us spend more time, wait for us to finish recording, you can also see how the effect is, if it is not good, you can also guide it on the spot." Ma Ji said.
Lu Hao hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Old Ma, you let me guide you, isn't this a shame on me, if I don't leave, I will applaud you from the audience." ”
Ma Lao is worthy of being a master-level cross talk actor, and the same lines coming out of his mouth are several times better, which makes everyone in the director team happy, and Liu Wei is also very outstanding.
There are a lot of cross talk jokes, but there are very few brilliant ones, some cross talk scripts look very funny but the performance effect is very poor, Lu Hao's script not only looks funny, but after Ma Ji and Liu Wei's processing and polishing performances, the effect is even better and laughing.
A burst of applause rang out from the audience, and Teacher Yan Su walked up from the audience, "Your show is very outstanding in the language class, and Niu Qun and Feng Gong have strong opponents." ”
"Boss Yan praised it!" Ma Ji said with a smile.
"Young man Lu Hao is very good, this song of yours is definitely a rare masterpiece, and it will definitely be popular all over the country this year." Yan Su greeted Ma Ji and praised Lu Hao again.
"Old Yan, you are really complimented!" Lu Hao said modestly.
"It's not my compliment, I just know how difficult it is to compose music, and I've listened to a few of your other songs, all of which are very good, very rare." Yan Su patted Lu Hao's shoulder a few times, "Take the time to sort out your songs, good songs should be listened to by the big guys." ”
"Elder Yan, with your words, I will have the bottom in my heart, and I will definitely sort out those songs when I find time." Lu Hao nodded and said.
Yan Su laughed and said, "Don't take time, I think it's just today, it's not too early, I'll invite you to have a meal with Lao Ma and Liu Wei, and you can finish recording those songs in the afternoon." ”
"Can't you push it?" Lu Hao asked.
"No, my old guy has spoken, don't you give face?" The serious teacher's face changed, and his words also changed, "Young people should respect the old." ”
"Come on, I'm a good comrade who respects the old and loves the young, let's start recording and broadcasting now!" Lu Hao said helplessly.
"That's right, after the recording, I will invite you to eat sheep and scorpions and drink two pot heads!" Teacher Yan Su is a face-changing expert, and he smiled with chrysanthemums all over his face in an instant.
Because it was a recording site, except for the Spring Festival Gala program crew, there was no audience, Lu Hao's voice has always been well protected, almost two or three times passed, about two hours, Lu Hao recorded the three songs he had sung "Wukong", "Goodbye", and "Friend".
Yan Su is a master of music, he is full of praise for these three songs, called top works, if a composer can write a classic song, it is enough to eat for a lifetime, and Lu Hao wrote four classic songs in one go, just with these Lu Hao can add the word famous in front of the composer.
These four songs are to be kept strictly confidential, and they will not be revealed before the Spring Festival Gala, Yan Su and the Spring Festival Gala program team told Lu Hao during the meal that the remaining three songs will be broadcast on CCTV during the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and it is directly asserted that Lu Hao will definitely be popular all over the country.
In fact, Lu Hao is not interested in these, he does all this to promote the company's products, on the first day of the new year, Huaxia can feel the advertising storm of Lu Hao's products, and the thirteen channels of CCTV will have their bombardment of advertisements.
In the evening, Lu Hao returned to Zhang Liang's dormitory, and there have been earth-shaking changes here in one day, warm floral curtains, soft and thick wool carpets, comfortable and wide fabric sofas, and high-end wardrobes as high as the roof.
"Does Lu Hao like it?" Zhang Liang snuggled up to Lu Hao like a newlywed wife and asked.
"I like it!" Lu Hao stepped on the thick carpet with his foot, and said with a lewd smile, "Does such a thick wool carpet have other functions?" ”
Zhang Liang's face turned slightly red, and he whispered in Lu Hao's ear, "If you want to, you can try it......"
"Don't you need a few days off? Why aren't you afraid of pain? ”
"I'm afraid of pain, but I like it better! I'm a man who naturally likes to be masochistic! ”
"Then let's have an alternative ......"
Jiao gasped and remembered, Zhang Liang took the initiative to kiss Lu Hao, and Lu Hao's body turned over and pressed her heavily on the carpet.
Zhang Liang screamed in pain, gasped a few times and began to fight back frantically, pounced on Lu Hao's body and gnawed and bitten, Lu Hao was not polite, a pair of big hands covered her **** fiercely, kneaded it hard, and Zhang Liang's tears fell out.
The two of them were like fighting, from the sofa to the carpet, rolling around, Zhang Liang's hair was messy, and the clothes on her body were torn everywhere, she turned over and rode on Lu Hao's body while twisting her waist crazily, while shouting wildly, "I like madness, I like the man who conquered me - Lu Hao." ”
Lu Hao turned over and pressed her under him, then got up and grabbed her slender legs, pulled up her delicate body, and hung her in the air and sprinted wildly.
Zhang Liang bit a towel in her mouth, although she tried not to make a sound, but the huge impact of happiness still made her unconsciously scream wildly.
Zhang Liang surrendered in mid-air, she had no better choice, Lu Hao's strong body was not something she could deal with alone.
Lu Hao directly put her on the ground and hugged each other.
"Sister, why do you like this? You're too ruthless to scarred me. Lu Hao looked at the blue and purple body and smiled bitterly.
"You are even more ruthless, my two peaks have been pinched by you, and they all hurt to death, are you taking a handful of them below, how hot are you." Although Zhang Liang said this, there was a look of enjoyment on his face.
"Forget it, I'll never play this with you again!"
"No, I like that!"
Although a fight-style sex made both of them scarred, it made the relationship between the two intimate.
When I woke up in the morning, the two people who met **** looked at each other and smiled, an invisible intimacy blended, this is a heart-to-heart contact, she is far more warm than the intercourse of the flesh.
Lu Hao is very happy about this development, which proves that the two are not only **** bonds, but each other is moving closer to each other, which is a heart-to-heart link.
In the next few days, Zhang Liang asked for leave, and Lu Hao took her to travel all over the capital, and one by one the shopping bags filled Zhang Liang's small dormitory.
Lu Hao has a different kind of feelings for the Shichahai Ice Rink in his childhood memory, where did he go with Zhang Liang, and the first impression after arriving was that it was simple, two wooden sticks tied to a horizontal log, and then hung a sign written with a red advertising pen, the brand was a small piece of white plywood, and the level of the five characters on it was barely considered a junior high school water product.
The second sight is the black crowd, although the weather is very cold, but it is very lively here, there are also Zhang Liang's childhood memories here, she is also very excited, and the level of skating is also very high.
This place has slowly become a stage, with Lu Hao and Zhang Liang cooperating skillfully in the center of the stage, surrounded by countless audiences.
"Kiss one, kiss one, kiss one!" At some point, the crowd of onlookers began to shout.
Zhang Liang stopped beside Lu Hao, gasped and raised his delicate chin, Lu Hao took a deep breath, took her lips wildly, and was entangled for a long time, so that even those earth-shattering shouts could not be heard as if they were ignored.
Zhang Liang is sometimes a wild and unrestrained hot girl, sometimes a gentle and obedient wife, and sometimes like a mother who loves her son, she gives Lu Hao a different kind of love.
At night, Lu Hao was lying on the sofa with his eyes closed, Zhang Liang was sitting at his feet and carefully trimming his nails, when suddenly a rapid phone rang, "Lu Hao helped me pick up the phone." ”
Lu Hao picked up the phone and put it to her ear, the voice on the phone was very loud, it was the voice of a middle-aged woman, she asked loudly in a questioning tone, "Liangliang, are you kissing a man in Shichahai today?" ”
Zhang Liang looked very calm, and said while carefully repairing Lu Hao's nails, "Yes, after kissing for more than ten minutes, why did it reach your ears so quickly?" ”
"Liangliang, why did you answer so reasonably, today I received a call from more than a dozen acquaintances, and I don't know where to put my face?" Zhang Liang's mother's voice trembled a little.
"Mom, I'm twenty-one years old this year, and it's been a year since I graduated from college, don't I have the freedom to fall in love?"
Zhang Liang's mother tried to calm down on the other end of the phone, and said softly, "Your grandfather also saw that boy, right?" ”
"No, he didn't come up, he did see me, but I know he didn't object, because he didn't force me up." After Zhang Liang finished speaking, he also blew the powder polished on Lu Hao's toenails.
"Mom, aren't you in a hurry for me to find a boyfriend? Why did you really find you like this again? Zhang Liang said with some dissatisfaction, "You were the ones who almost knocked on my door the day before yesterday, right?" ”
"Why did you a dead girl hear it and didn't open the door for us, your dad was angry at the time!"
"My boyfriend's ugly daughter-in-law is afraid to see her in-laws!" After Zhang Liang finished speaking, he smiled ambiguously at Lu Hao.
Lu Hao's brows furrowed when he heard this, he got up and sneered at Zhang Liang a few times, and then suddenly put his hand into her clothes.
"Ah~"
Zhang Liang's soft shout was noticed by her mother, and she asked, "What's wrong with you, is there someone next to you, I know he is there with you, I will go to your ....... with your father later"
"Mom, don't come, I won't open the door for you when I come...... Ouch..... My stomach hurts to death..... It's been a few days since I had my period, you know my old problem..... Without further ado, I'm going to the bathroom. ”
Zhang Liang deducted the phone, straddled Lu Hao's lap and kissed them passionately.
"Sister, you're really amazing!" Lu Hao said as he hurriedly untied her clothes.
"You've just arrived, and my mother is relieved when I say that." Zhang Liangjiao gasped and giggled, "No way, loyalty and filial piety can't be both...... Cluck..... He's a big ....." (To be continued.) )