Chapter Twenty-Nine: As long as it's a million, I'll let you hehehe
After eating the hot pot, the three of us went to Miss Nakamura's house next door, because her room was much larger than mine, and there was also a separate kitchen, so we decided to dispose of the dishes that needed to be cleaned after eating the hot pot here. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
It's just washing the dishes!
"Isn't it a matter of course that you should wash the dishes after eating?"
However, I personally hate dishwashing, and I'm sure people who wash dishes a lot will probably feel the same way as I am.
So seeing me and Miss Nakamura lying motionless on the tatami mat with a look of Ge You, the landlady was a little unhappy, she puffed out her cheeks, and said viciously to me and Miss Nakamura, who were about to die because of a full meal:
"Humph! Although the ingredients were bought by all of us, I did it all by myself, from the processing of the food to the configuration of the hot pot base! Aren't you just willing to do the dishes? β
It's not just about washing dishes!
I'd rather cook than wash dishes! ββEven though I don't know how to cook at all...
"Hey... Lie down on the ground after eating... It's so comfortable... I don't want to move at all. β
"yes, yes... It's simply the greatest enjoyment of life, Qianhui-chan, you're still young, don't embarrass us old people. β
"You guys!"
The landlord has never seen such a shameless person, her eyes widened, she couldn't believe it!
So, the landlord decided to release her nirvana!
"If you don't help! Don't blame me for doubling my rent next month! β
"Hey!!"
I jumped to my feet.
Increasing the rent is not something I can afford!
"How can this be! Chie-chan! How can the rent be said to be rising?! β
Seeing that the threat seemed to have some effect, the landlord girl continued to be furious:
"I don't care, I don't care! If you don't help me wash the dishes, I'll have to raise the rent! The whole apartment is mine, and I can charge as much rent as I want! β
Hu Lai's wayward landlord girl is so cute!
"If it's just to help, you can..."
"Of course, it's just the presence of an assistant to help! If I let you wash the dishes alone, I'm worried about my dishes! β
The landlady looked at me with disdain.
"Ya Le, Ya Le, I was underestimated! In this case, I can only show you the mystery of washing dishes in my ancestral hand! β
I pretended to be full of energy and joined the host's sister's fresh kitchenette.
"Sister Kana! You're here to help, too! β
But despite my joining, the landlord is still not satisfied, and she continues to be furious:
"Sister Kanai ate the most today! If you don't come to help, be careful not to ask you to eat with you in the future! β
"Huh? I? Forget it. β
Miss Nakamura slumped lazily on the tatami mat and held her head up to watch TV.
"As the only senior, I guess I should have the privilege of not washing the dishes, right?!"
Terrible! I can't help but give a thumbs up to Miss Nakamura! As a woman, she actually refused to wash dishes on the grounds of her age, which is simply killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred!
"Hey! How so?! β
The landlord turned around angrily and ignored Miss Nakamura.
"What a Raipi!"
"Seeing that there is no Chie, this is the cunning of adults! Remember her face! β
I shamelessly echoed the landlord's sister, completely forgetting that I didn't want to wash the dishes in the slightest.
But I know very well the hostess's careful thinking - of course she didn't ask us to help out because she was working hard or didn't want to wash the dishes, as a hardworking and kind landlord, she just wanted everyone to do it together.
Eating and working together, it's important to be together, not to do anything.
After all, a junior high school student who lives alone, no matter how well-behaved and sensible he is, he can't escape the lonely and lonely minions, and the landlord girl who loves to visit the door as soon as he gets home must want to be accompanied.
It's like playing games with children, it's not that those games are really attractive, it's just that if you play together, even the most boring games will become lively and interesting!
Although I don't like to wash dishes, it is not so unacceptable to be with the host, and it can even be said that it is a wonderful experience that is very enjoyable!
"Wash the dishes!"
My job is to clean the dishes again with clean water, and then dry them with a rag and put them in the sterilizer, which can be said to be the easiest part of the dishwashing work.
That's why I like the landlord so much, because she is empathetic and considerate.
"By the way, I'm lucky today!"
I try to stir up a conversation, it's rare to wash the dishes with the host, and it's not my style to dry up and not say a word.
"What luck?"
As I expected, the landlord turned her head to look at me, her big eyes twinkling with curiosity.
So cute!
I feel that the landlord girl is so cute anytime and anywhere! It's going to be cute.
"Tell me, what kind of luck?"
"Ahem."
I gathered my mind and pretended to say:
"When I came back from school, when I passed the road of Dagong Supermarket, I met an old man who was chased and bitten by a dog.
"yes..."
The landlord's sister replied absentmindedly, obviously not interested in my boastful after-school story.
So I decided to make some big deals!
"Of course! That's not the point! β
I said aloud in a particularly exaggerated tone, as if I had the whole world in my hands:
"The point is, in order to repay me, that old man actually used a check for one million as a thank you gift!"
The landlord's hand, which was washing the dishes, suddenly stopped moving, and her eyes widened in disbelief:
"Hey!!!"
"A Million !!"
The latter sentence was said by the shocked Miss Nakamura, who was watching TV, but she also heard my speech, and when she heard a million, she jumped up from the ground and ran over in an instant.
"You said an old man gave you a check for a million!"
Her face was full of disbelief!
No, it's not incredulous, it's that I saw the face of the lying king, with a playful expression.
"What? You don't believe it?! β
"En-en-en-en!"
Miss Nakamura and the landlord nodded at the same time:
"Not at all!"
"In that case, we can only let the facts speak!"
I slowly put my hand in my pocket and watched the beads of Miss Nakamura and the landlady's eyes move with my hand, and a sense of pride came over me.
"Qiang Qiang !!"
Show the check to them.
"Ten million... Lakh... Million! It's really a million!! β
The landlord squinted her eyes, carefully counted them one by one, and counted the mosquito coils that appeared in her eyes, obviously showing signs of coma and beginning to become delirious:
"All my life... Haven't seen it... So much money...!! β
"Signed... It's actually a big job!! It's actually the signature of Dagong Group!! β
Miss Nakamura was really surprised, she grabbed my neck and said with a smile:
"Young man, you, as a minor, should be handed over to a steady and experienced adult for safekeeping!"
I sneered, "Like you? β
"That's right!"
Miss Nakamura smiled proudly, "If I run it for you, next year will be more than just a million!" Rather..."
"It's not a penny!"
I interrupted her outrageous speech with a blank face:
"You think we don't know? Your research has pit the funder out of blood! So you have long been cut off from your funds, and now you are just living on the meager salary of being a teacher! And now you want to hit my attention again?! There are no doors! β
"How is that possible! My research is destined to shock the world! If you don't invest now, it'll be too late later! Don't regret it! β
"Regrets?"
I glanced at Miss Nakamura:
"If you don't return the check that was quietly hidden behind you, I'm going to make you regret it!"
"Ahem! Young man, how can you be so ruthless and unjust! β
"Fuck off, it's not negotiable!"
Miss Nakamura rolled back to the ground and continued to watch TV.
But I could tell from the rolling of her eyes that this guy who likes to talk serious nonsense is definitely not giving up!