(I received everyone's criticism, and accepted it with humility.) Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I have to explain more, it was originally a "big ass murder incident" that wanted to imitate the plot of "GTO" Remi Kanzaki. It may be that I didn't write well, and I didn't achieve the funny, but it caused anger in the comment area.

Sincerely accepting everyone's opinions, I glanced at the comment area before going to bed at 5 a.m., and immediately changed some details of the previous chapter to make it more relaxed.

In addition, since I spoiled it, the dignity of being a writer made me not allow myself to follow the GTO route anymore. racked his brains to reimagine the plot later.

I hope you can continue to support me, as a street writer in his early 300s, I can't make much money, and only the support of readers is my only consolation. ）

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Li Shanhe rubbed Haruka Tanaka's chest roughly, trying to squeeze it flattened; But when I started, I found that there were things like silicone stuffed in it, which was not a normal fat touch at all.

This stupid woman! Are you going for breast augmentation just to kill me one day!

The traffic light had already turned green, and under the impatient urging of the vehicles behind, Li Shanhe had no choice but to give up the move of tucking Tanaka Haruka under the seat, and instead let her half-lie on the seat, pretending to be a mature sleeper.

Now, there was a body in the car under the seat; A stupid woman in a coma is on top of the seat.

"Do you want to dispose of it together? Can...... What do you do with corpses? ”

Li Shanhe was nervously thinking about follow-up countermeasures while driving, either going directly to the airport and throwing away the car; Either find a place to dispose of the two people first......

Although he was decisive in killing, he was just an ordinary person after all, and killing people was really beyond his psychological tolerance, and it was difficult to make this determination.

At this time, he suddenly thought, "No, no, I should go home first and get my passport!" ”

That's right, passports!

Having made up his mind, he drove in the direction of his house.

Japan is driving on the left, which makes Li Shanhe very awkward, and after running two red lights, he has to slow down when crossing the intersection; And such awkward driving soon attracted the attention of a police car.

When he heard the sound of the siren "woo" and signaled him to pull over, Li Shanhe's cold sweat came down with a "whoosh".

What to do! What to do!

He glanced in the rearview mirror at Haruka Tanaka, who was unconscious, and Apricot hiding under the saddle, should, should be able to fool him, right?

He slowed down, but his mind was under pressure and spun faster than it had ever been.

Suddenly, in a flash of inspiration, he picked up the previous red wine bottle, smashed the bottom of the bottle with a clang, and then poured all the wine on Haruka Tanaka.

After doing all this, the traffic police just got out of the car and came over and knocked on his window.

Li Shanhe rolled down the window expressionlessly: "Is there something wrong?" ”

The traffic police are a recruit in his early twenties, and the pimples at the corners of his mouth have not faded. When I saw Li Shanhe, I was first surprised: there is such a handsome man!

looked at Haruka Tanaka in the back row again, and admired again: What a beautiful woman! What big boobs!

Swallowing his saliva, he said, "Sir, you are driving very slowly, has something happened?" ”

"New car, not very used to it."

Not used to a new car?

The big wagoni is the originator of SUVs, and of course it will be a little different from ordinary cars.

Even so, the traffic policeman's intuition made him feel that something was wrong here, and suddenly pointed to Haruka Tanaka in the back row and asked, "What's wrong with her?" ”

Li Shanhe glanced at him and said lightly: "I drank too much and fell asleep." ”

Drink like a fish?

The traffic police smelled the sky-high smell of wine, and their faces were ugly, this is obviously a drunk woman to take home!

These damn rich people!

"And what's wrong with your face?" He pointed to half of Li Shanhe's face.

My face?

Li Shanhe looked in the rear mirror of the car, only to find that there was an inconspicuous red mark on his face, which was left on his face by the apricots before they fell into the water.

Damn it! A drunk woman, a slap on the face, anyone will have a bad association!

The eyes of the little traffic policeman already seemed to be looking at the criminal. Maybe the next step will be to call the walkie-talkie and call for reinforcements.

"I glanced at other women being beaten by their wives, can't I?" Li Shanhe said impatiently, and a hand quietly reached for the gun in his pocket, "Leave quickly if it's okay, I'm very busy now!" ”

I'm here for your good! I'm afraid to go crazy, hurry up, don't ask!

The fledgling little traffic policeman was stunned, he had been on work for several weeks, and he found this kind of person for the first time!

His temper came up all of a sudden, why should I work in the wind and sun, you rich people can get a beautiful girl drunk and take it home!

He said coldly, "I suspect you of drunk driving now." Please take out your driver's license! Get off the bus and cooperate with us to check! ”

Li Shanhe remained motionless.

He had two guns in his pocket, an unconscious woman in the car, and a corpse wrapped in a blanket.

It seems that there is really a route to attack the police and escape after the killing?

"I don't have a driver's license." He whispered, pulling the hammer of the gun at the same time.

"What?" The little traffic police can't believe it, they dare to be so arrogant without a driver's license? Don't even plead? Is this man's brain broken?

Perhaps sensing threat, he took a step back and gestured to the vehicle behind him.

He still has companions? Li Shanhe's pupils shrank, he didn't expect this stubble!

In a hurry, he suddenly did something that even he couldn't believe.

I said...... I don't have a driver's license! Li Shanhe suddenly raised his voice, passed through the window with one hand, grabbed the other party's collar, and opened the light left and right with the other hand, giving the other party two slaps, "Eight grid tooth road!" Blind your dog's eyes! Don't you see my license plate number! You dare to stop the car of the Mitarai family! ”

The face of the old traffic policeman who rushed over from behind changed, and he glanced at the license plate number, only to find that he had caused a big accident, and immediately ran over to grab the young traffic policeman.

"You're crazy! How can you forget the special license plate number that you wrote down! This is Mitarai Tsuyoshi's car! ”

The little traffic policeman was dazed by these two slaps, and was pulled back by his companions, but looking at Li Shanhe, there was hatred in his eyes, presumably there will be trouble in the future.

The old policeman shook his head and saluted Big Wagni.

Li Shanhe snorted, but there was a cold sweat inside, he didn't expect the name of Mitarai to be so useful! It's finally fooled!

Almost killed the policeman!

His heart was beating wildly, and he was holding back his composure and preparing to leave, when suddenly a luxury convoy came on the side of the road.

There were seven vehicles in the convoy, occupying more than half of the road. The convoy slowed down, and a Bentley in the middle pulled right next to Big Wagney, the windows rolled down, revealing Tanaka's old face.

Li Shanhe let out a "groan" in his heart and yelled badly.

He would rather face a hundred traffic policemen than see Kakuei Tanaka at this time. This guy is notoriously difficult, and on the surface he looks stunned and horizontal, and even the United States dares to contradict it; But since he has become the prime minister of a country, how can it be so simple?

Definitely the same scary guy as Trump, thick on the outside and fine on the inside!

He can kill the traffic police, but the politician has many security personnel, and he can't run away if he kills him!

Kakuei Tanaka burped and said with a smile: "Ah, isn't this Li Jun?" Got into trouble? ”

"Mr. Tanaka, Mr. Tanaka!" The two traffic policemen hurriedly saluted, the secretary general of the Liberal Democratic Party is famous, which civil servant doesn't know it.

Smelling the smell of skyrocketing wine, Kakuei Tanaka immediately understood, and said: "Two, it is impossible for Mr. Li to drink, he sat next to me at the banquet, and only drank juice during the whole process, I can use my reputation as a guarantee." ”

"Since Mr. Tanaka said so, there must be no mistake!" The little traffic policeman said excitedly, and the mood of seeing the idol completely diluted the previous hatred of slapping his face.

Stand up and salute, then drive away.

Kakuei Tanaka is very proud, at the critical moment of the party's election campaign, he met the little guy who was called "a family" by Mr. Mitarai, not at this time, when to stutter! This is a gift from heaven!

He laughed and said to Li Shanhe: "Li Jun, we are really fated." Why don't we go for a drink together? ”

Drink drink, drink you paralysis!

Lao Tzu is busy destroying corpses and destroying traces, do you know how to drink! No wonder there is no future for Japan!

Looking at the security guards sitting in the six cars in front and behind, Li Shanhe smiled hard: "No, no, I still have something to ...... now."

Kakuei Tanaka saw the woman in the back row who was paralyzed, and made a lewd smile that all men understand, "Hahaha, it turned out to be a big Yao, it turns out that Li Jun likes such a woman, but this woman is very troublesome, I will take you to a good place, and I will ensure that you have no problem flying three or four times, and all of them are bigger than her!" ”

Big big, big you!

He doesn't even look at the atmosphere! Is the brain muddled with JY! I'm going to bury her, not her!

Kakuei Tanaka didn't give him a chance to refuse at all, and directly called the bodyguard and said, "You go and drive Mr. Li's car and let Mr. Li come to me......"

Li Shanhe was in a cold sweat on his head: "Wait, wait a minute, I like this car a lot, I'd better drive it myself......"

"Ha, since Brother Li said so, then let's follow into the convoy, be careful not to be knocked down by these rude bodyguards, hahahaha-"

Damn, when did I promise to drink with you!

I just want to be a fugitive murderer quietly, why do you want to hinder me one by one! How many times have you done it to force people to be so skillful!

It's really worthy of the "rampage of the wild boar field"! There are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames!

was dragged into the convoy by force, Li Shanhe scolded a hundred times in his heart, and finally knew how this guy achieved a high position, it was simply not a chance to refuse! Not at all like the Japanese who talk around the bush!

The convoy expanded to eight, and Li Shanhe was sandwiched in the middle, alongside Bentley.

Just out of the tiger's den, and into the wolf's den.

There is absolutely no chance of escape.

The convoy drove straight to a nightclub in Ginza called "Silver Paris", which is the most expensive place in Japan and is also a gold cave for drunken gold fans. It's a favorite of politicians for drinking and partying, and with the press club system, you don't have to worry about being exposed.

"Hey, Mom San, is Miss Minghong here today?"

"Not yet, people are already big stars, and they rarely come to sing with me anymore." A beautiful mature woman walked over with a smile, "But your nephew, Morita Bikatsu happens to be here, do you want me to call him?" ”

"Morita?" Kakuei Tanaka patted his head and said suddenly, "Ah, by the way, I asked him to come, let Morita come over and apologize to Li Jun." I didn't expect this guy to be quite fast. ”

Mother Sang's eyes lit up, "Hey, this beautiful young man is Li Jun, right?" ”

"Yes. Mr. Li is today's distinguished guest, Mama Sang, remember to call a few more girls to come over to accompany him. ”

"Of course, there are very few such handsome guests, and the girls will definitely like him~" He also touched his chest muscles as he spoke, making a dark color of intoxication.

Li Shanhe grinned reluctantly.

Kakuei Tanaka pretended to be angry: "Mom-san, is it saying that I'm not handsome?" ”

"I'm sorry, Mr. Tanaka......"

Kakuei Tanaka was a regular visitor here, and soon called many beautiful girls to sit with him.

Ginza's escort girl is definitely the best quality in Japan, and there are all kinds of youth charms, but Li Shanhe has no intention of having fun, and only feels restless, for fear that the next moment the horn of the police car will sound downstairs.

"Hey, Li Jun, you're not a virgin yet, are you? Look at you, you look the same as I did thirty years ago. Kakuei Tanaka laughed, pun intended, "Don't be nervous, women, you haven't let them shed blood for you, you're not a real man." ”

Stream you paralyzed!

Blood you are paralyzed!

Lao Tzu has even killed people, believe it or not, I killed your whole family!

Li Shanhe smiled hard: "Mr. Tanaka, I suddenly remembered that there was something else, can you let me say goodbye......

"Don't be in such a hurry, the juices here are all freshly squeezed, and they can't be drunk outside," Tanaka Kakuei saw that he couldn't keep the other party, and suddenly whispered, "How is that big milk Haruka?" ”

Li Shanhe's body stiffened and stopped leaving.

What does he mean? Could it be that he was discovered?

He forced a smile and said, "Ah, I just woke her up and let her take a taxi back alone." ”

This is a lie, in fact, she was still asleep in the car in the underground parking lot, and in order to avoid waking up early, Li Shanhe gave her a little more.

Kakuei Tanaka nodded: "That's good." It's not that I'm in the way of your Yanfu, it's that this woman can't be touched. ”

Can't touch it? Is this thinking interesting?

He was just about to ask more, but Kakuei Tanaka raised his head and drank the wine dry, then frowned at the other security guards and said, "What are you still doing here?" Disturb my drinking! ”

The security captain said, "Mr. Tanaka, you drank too much, and we haven't arrived home yet......"

"I didn't drink much! It's 'Silver Paris', Prime Minister Sato comes often, so what else do I have to worry about! Tanaka Kakuei said with a big tongue, "Besides, here is Li Jun, he is a master who can even win Morita Bisheng!" Don't be afraid if you have any questions! ”

The security captain was surprised, he knew that Morita Bisheng was a master of Juhe, and this young man was so powerful?

After thinking about it, he nodded and said, "Since that's the case, then we'll get off work, and then we'll trouble Mr. Li." ”

Seeing that all the bright and dark bodyguards had evacuated, Li Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Without these guys, a lot of things are easier to do.

"I've been pestered by this guy...... It seems that the only way to do this now is to overturn Kakuei Tanaka, and then he can leave. ”

Without a bodyguard, Kakuei Tanaka put down his body and seemed to want to ask Li Shanhe to do something. Li Shanhe didn't listen to it, he recruited all of them, anyway, he would say two things tomorrow if he was not in Japan, and all the empty words were promised.

Things went so smoothly, Kakuei Tanaka was very happy, cup after glass, and soon he was drunk and messy.

"Good thing this guy is a fool." Li Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief and said to the nearby drinking girls that they wanted to go to the bathroom.

The bathroom in Ginza is also spacious and bright, Li Shanhe washed his face, although it was already the time to sleep on weekdays, but he was not sleepy at all at this time.

Next, it should be a series of great escapes, right?

"I've already observed the route, and going down the small staircase at the back leads directly to the parking lot...... By the way, I'm going to buy some food and water to eat on the way later......"

He was about to step away, only to find the bathroom door blocked by a figure.

This man had a short small flat head, was wearing a strange military uniform, carried a wooden knife around his waist, had a blue nose and swollen face, and was the same Morita Bisheng who had been beaten by him before.

Oops, forgot about this guy!

One after another, Li Shanhe had long known that today's escape would not go well. He directly picked up the floor lamp on the side, ready to give this bastard a hard blow.

If you want to fight quickly, Lao Tzu is busy destroying corpses and destroying traces!

Who knows, Morita Bisheng closed the toilet door, took a step forward, and bowed a standard ninety degrees:

"Mr. Li, please forgive me for not knowing Taishan before!"

(To be continued.) )